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Chapter 303 The Feud 1.0: It's Gone Cold
"puff!"

Shi Jinwei, who had just taken a sip of hot water, was completely taken aback when she heard this. A stream of water shot out from her nose and mouth, splashing half of Chi Ye's face.

"I……?!"

Chi Ye quickly retracted the word "fuck," looking at Shi Jinwei with a completely bewildered expression: "You're just spouting nonsense everywhere you go."

"Cough cough...cough cough...I...I..."

Sister Pliers really choked.

And she wasn't the only one; Sister Shang and the others were also "provoked." Shi Jinwei was a little better off; she was criticizing Chi Ye, and Chi Ye didn't seem to mind the pliers.

But others are different.

Yangzi's big snot bubble flew onto Aunt Mao's head, while Tan Yue coughed up tears on the other side. Wang Chuxing, who had a phobia of germs, looked at the scene in horror.

"Cough cough... cough cough..."

— Listen to a chorus of coughs.

"you you…"

Aunt Mao realized what was happening and instinctively grabbed her head. Then, as if struck by lightning, she looked at the big snot bubble on her hand, which was full of the "scent" of the Yangtze River, and her vision went black. She almost fainted.

Grandma's voice was trembling with a sob, her teeth chattering: "Oh my god! What is this thing? This...yue!"

She finally understood the special feeling Wang Chuxing had just experienced.

"...Is this Ikeno's strength?"

The crew members who were initially startled quickly came to their senses. Many newcomers who were participating in the show for the first time stared in disbelief at the scene before turning their attention to Director Li.

Director Li's expression remained unchanged. He smiled slightly and pursed his lips, saying, "This is nothing."

"Furthermore, you only noticed Ikeno, but you didn't notice that the one who truly guided the effect of this program was Yang Zi!"

Everyone was stunned.

Director Li remarked, "He's getting more and more skilled."

Everyone: "..."

"Hahaha, this is hilarious! This meal is more interesting than a Spring Festival Gala skit."

"Showing rice a video??? Is that something I can hear? Coconut, you're not normal!"

Why is my font yellow?

"Holy crap, is this show for real? Really no editing at all? What about the delays? At least edit them out a bit!"

Normally, "All the Way to Blooming Flowers" would edit out some sensitive content during the delayed phase, which is the best model that Chinese variety shows have achieved after several years of live streaming exploration.

However, the production team of "All the Way to Blooming Flowers" did not do so. Firstly, at present, this matter is not considered sensitive, and secondly...

That's the fun and selling point of live-streamed variety shows.

If even this is cut, what will the audience watch?
What makes their show "All the Way to Blooming Flowers" so popular?

At this moment, many viewers were commenting in unison: "This is why I only watch live variety shows. The pre-recorded and official versions are all censored versions, and variety shows with Ikeno are soulless if you don't watch them live."

That's fair!

"Wipe it off, wipe it off, what are you all doing?"

Chino handed a tissue to Pliers-chan, then glanced at the various saliva stains on the food in front of her and felt an urge to slap herself—why was I so rude!

I should have covered the food before I spoke. Now look what's happened, how am I supposed to eat?
Fortunately, he was with Shi Jinwei and Sister Shang, so he could barely accept it. If he were in Yang Zi's or Aunt Mao's place... well...

Chi Ye glanced across at the other side. Because of the large-scale "collapse" of Yang Zimao, Aunt Wang Chuxing, Tan Yue and the others, their food now contained a lot of each other's secretions.

Ok…

Now it's another high-profile live stream segment, what are we going to do?

"Um...you...you next time..."

Shi Jinwei caught her breath and noticed that the dining environment was a bit "awful". She hesitated for a moment, then took the water glass from Chi Ye, who was the best protected person in the room. She cleared her throat and said hoarsely, "Tell me in advance next time... I'm really fed up."

"...Koike, you're amazing."

Shang Jie, on the other hand, did not show any negative emotions from beginning to end... This may also be related to the fact that she was sitting on the edge and was only slightly "affected" by Shi Jin.

At this moment, she looked completely satisfied, and the look in her eyes as she gazed at Chi Ye could no longer be described as "brilliant".

What is strength?
What does it mean to be able to say something casually?

This is!
One has to admire Xiaochi's mouth; he can really open his mouth anywhere if he wants to.

No wonder you became famous!

"Is it really that bad? So tough?"

Yangzi, on the other hand, had also recovered. He didn't care about the food in his bowl at all, because he had been holding his own rice bowl and hadn't been affected much. As for the dishes in front of him... he simply wouldn't eat them.

As the saying goes, saying one more word means one less bite of food, and given the current amount of camera work, there are bound to be many shots, so he directly "questioned" Ikeno.

"It's not that it tastes bad."

Seeing that Aunt Mao was still coughing, Chi Ye could only gesture, "Those who haven't tried Shi before can give it a go."

Yang Zi Kuaizi, who was just about to seize the opportunity to get some screen time, paused and looked at Chi Ye speechlessly: "Can you even broadcast what you're saying?"

Ikeno turned to look at Director Li.

Director Li looked pained and gently shook his head at the editor.

"Oh, what a pity."

The twenty-second delay was enough for the editor to mute the line, and Director Li sighed inwardly—it didn't have to be so forceful, Chi Ye.

You only need to use one-tenth of your strength, there's really no need to use half!
"Ahem, you...you guys."

Aunt Mao finally stopped her outburst, looking angrily at Chi Ye and the others, wanting to speak but not knowing what to say.

You can't exactly yell at someone on the spot, can you?

"Sister Mao, don't be angry."

Yang Zi stepped forward: "Chi Ye didn't mean that. That's just his personality. He didn't mean any harm."

Aunt Mao sighed and looked at him: "You called me sister? How old are you?"

Yang Zi was stunned for a moment, then said incredulously, "No way, I'm over fifty years old, you're not going to call me a child too, are you?"

Aunt Mao: "...What I mean is, you look like you're over sixty, so please don't call me 'sister' anymore."

"Ah."

Shi Jin's lips twitched slightly, then she realized that it was impolite and quickly lowered her head, but she still couldn't quite hold back.

—No, what kind of monsters and demons are on this show?

Hunan TV really understands how to attract viewers. How did they decide on the guests for this episode before the show even aired?
There are so many talented people here.

Yangzi glanced at her sideways, remained silent for a while, picked up his chopsticks, ate a mouthful of rice, chewed it, and then suddenly spat it out.

Everyone was bewildered: "What's wrong?" Yangzi: "It's even worse than my wife's cooking."

"?????"

Everyone gaped in astonishment, and Aunt Mao's pupils dilated in shock.

Director Li slapped his forehead: "Quickly cut it!!"

"Fuck."

Even Chi Ye was stunned for at least two seconds before looking at Yang Zi in shock: "No, you...you've gone this crazy already?"

"...It's because she said I'm too old."

Yang Zi knew about the twenty-second delay, and the guests had already started to really click during the recording, so he didn't want to keep being "bullied".

who is he?

He is the famous General Manager Yang!
Everyone here is an artist, but he is different; he is a people's entrepreneur and a capitalist!
This Mao Laodeng is really going too far. Yangzi used to think that Teacher Huang was annoying enough, but after recording a variety show with him, he even got the nickname "kid".

As for why he doesn't hate the instigator, Ikeno... well, Ikeno is a close friend despite the age gap, a good brother. He's too famous, so he'll have to ride on his coattails more often in the future.

But after recording "A Road of Blossoms" for half a day, he discovered that Mao Laodeng's behavior was far worse than Teacher Huang's.

This old lady embodies almost all the characteristics of the worst veterans in the Chinese entertainment industry.

He likes to act like a big shot, puts on airs, doesn't care about hygiene, is greasy, and even now, he still publicly says he's old. Although there are some things that are inconvenient to say, Yangzi can sense from the other person's words and the emotions in his eyes that the other person has a deep-seated contempt and disdain for him.

Who the hell are you? You think you can look down on me?

Idiot!
Teacher Yangzi exploded, seemingly oblivious to the world around her, and started the first round of mudslinging.

"Yangzi, what do you mean by this? Don't you have any resin at all?!"

Aunt Mao couldn't sit still any longer. Noticing the strange looks from those around her, she instantly became furious and embarrassed. Ignoring the fact that they were recording a program, she pointed at Yang Zi and shouted, "Is this how you record a program? Director, where's the director? How could you hire such a hooligan to record a program?"

"Does someone like him deserve to be on the same camera as us? If he were still here, I wouldn't be recording this show!"

I'm not recording anymore!

When Yangzi heard her words, he instantly felt a sense of déjà vu. After thinking for a few seconds, he realized—aren't all those words you're saying my words?
"Hey, Teacher Mao, Teacher Mao..."

Director Li had no choice but to step in at this point, even though he was happy to continue watching the show... Although the last few sentences were indeed too vulgar and violent and might not be able to be broadcast normally, do you understand the joy of being a spectator on the spot?
He finally understood Sister Shang and the joy she felt.

But "All the Way to Blooming Flowers" is a serious program, and it's also an S+ variety show on Hunan TV. At this point, we can't let the guests curse. How can we continue recording the show later?

"You have to give me an explanation! Did you hear what he just said? He said my food... Can you believe someone like that is allowed on a TV show?!"

Aunt Mao was still shouting loudly, "You have to give me an explanation today!"

"Sister... Sister, don't be angry."

Wang Chuxing also realized what was happening and joined in the persuasion. At the same time, taking advantage of the chaos, she quietly pushed all the food in front of her toward Aunt Mao.

Tan Yue saw this scene, her eyes lit up, and she followed suit.

"You young people all heard that, right? He was the one who disrespected me first. How old am I? He's acting like a scoundrel towards me. Tell me, is this guy heartless or just a pervert?"

As Aunt Mao spoke, her eyes even reddened.

The young woman, now an unmarried woman, was taken advantage of; she was truly wronged.

Seeing this, Yang Zi curled his lip and said indifferently, "If you don't record, you'll have to pay compensation. I don't think you're the kind of person who can afford to pay the production team. Do you even have that kind of money?"

"you!!"

Aunt Mao was furious: "I've called the police! This show can't be filmed anymore!"

"..."

"Koike, Koike, you're amazing!"

Outside the "battlefield," Sister Shang was already eating with great relish, feeling enveloped in happiness. She couldn't help but praise Chi Ye: "You only said a few words, and the scene turned into this mess. You're truly amazing!"

"Wherever you are, bad things happen. I followed you, and I definitely didn't go astray!"

Upon hearing this, Ikeno, who was also watching the drama unfold with great interest, murmured, "?"

"Won't something bad happen if this continues?"

Shi Jinwei thought these two were really thick-skinned, especially Sister Shang, who was still saying such things even now. She was really out of touch with reality. She was a little worried that something might happen if she lost her composure.

—After all, this isn't a pure recording. Even with a 20-second delay, if they continue in this swearing mode, what will they broadcast next?
Should we blew it all out or cut it out?

That's not realistic either.

"Don't worry, nothing will happen. These two are shrewd. You think they're really angry? They're just doing it for the camera."

Ikeno drew blood immediately.

Shi Jin looked at him with slight suspicion: "Really?"

Yes.

Aunt Mao doesn't know, but Chi Ye knows the child's teacher too well. She's a ruthless person who would stab herself in the back just to get on the trending topics list. She's a true hard-working type.

Although Aunt Mao seemed angry, given her current financial situation, is it possible for her to pay the program team an exorbitant breach of contract fee for such a trivial matter?

Moreover, her purpose in coming here is to revive her career. Perhaps the segment she just left here was already filmed by her connections, and then suddenly leaked when the show ends or the first episode airs, to generate more buzz for herself.

Incidentally, condemn Yang Zi to gain sympathy.

It's all just the usual routine.

Sure enough, after the production team intervened and Director Li patiently persuaded them, Aunt Mao and Yangzi calmed down considerably. Although they still couldn't stand each other, they were able to resume filming normally after much persuasion.

However, after going through this process, when the audience saw the scene again, everyone was filled with question marks.

"How did we suddenly end up here?"

"Wasn't Ikeno asking Yangzi how she felt after eating? What happened?"

"Damn it, what happened to the promised live broadcast? Mango TV is used to lying, isn't it? I knew it, this wasn't a pre-recorded show, was it?"

"It's definitely a pre-recorded video, this is definitely a live stream. Did something happen that we don't know about?"

"This atmosphere is getting weirder and weirder, what's going on?"

"That damn mango, trying to trick me into subscribing to SVIP and buying VIP bonus content again, huh?"

"Why does Aunt Mao look so sour?"

To make the performance convincing, the guests sat at the dinner table, the atmosphere inexplicably awkward. They looked at each other, Aunt Mao's face was sour, but Yang Zi's expression remained unchanged. Chi Ye glanced at everyone and suggested, "Let's eat first."

Everyone nodded, and then bowed their heads one by one.

"Ok?"

Aunt Mao only then noticed that there were many more plates and dishes around her, including those from Zheng Chun Chun's side, all of which had appeared in front of her.

She looked up at the crowd.

Chi Ye remained unfazed: "Respect the elderly and care for the young; the elderly should eat first."

(End of this chapter)