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Chapter 225: Hospital for All 2.0 - The Episode Where Sister Shang's Stomach Performed Best

"What happened? Are you alright? Why did you suddenly faint?!"

The production crew walked in, and the director's face turned pale: "We need to get a fortune teller to change the show's name; it's too unlucky."

"...Xin Xin has been dry heaving since she finished eating. She vomited twice just now and went to the toilet three times... It feels like she has food poisoning."

Lu Lanxin's assistant looked anxious.

Food poisoning?!

Everyone's gaze immediately turned to Shi Jinwei, who had followed them in, and then... they all looked at Chi Ye—Dude, that's ruthless, are you really going to do it?!
Pliers-sister also opened her mouth, her sapphire blue eyes looking at Chi Ye in surprise, wanting to speak but not knowing what to say.

Your methods are far too direct and too fast...

Ugh, this is so annoying! If you do this, how am I supposed to keep my mouth shut? I... I really... to tell you the truth, I'm actually quite happy!

Chi Ye's expression remained unchanged: "Eating so much half-cooked mutton, of course you'll have diarrhea and vomiting! Didn't you go check on Teacher Zhang and Teacher Wu? Are they racing each other in the toilet right now?"

"?!"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then they finally realized what was going on.

Yes, even if Ikeno were completely unscrupulous, she couldn't possibly poison the other guests directly...

Teacher Zhang's grilled meat today was indeed a product of Teacher Huang's teachings. Teacher Huang wasn't there in person, but his spirit was already conveyed. Lu Lanxin definitely suffered a lot. So where is Teacher Zhang himself?
"Quick, go check on Teacher Zhang and Teacher Wu!"

The director beckoned, and the group went to another small room. Sure enough, as soon as they entered, they heard Teacher Zhang's miserable screams and groans coming from the bathroom.

嗏

Teacher Wu, however, was sitting there perfectly fine.

When Chi Ye saw his expression, she suddenly realized: "So you really didn't eat a single bite. You kept saying 'okay, okay,' but you didn't do anything. You were just trying to trick Lu Lanxin."

"Um?!"

Teacher Wu looked up, saw everyone, paused for a moment, and then said, "Let's go to the hospital to see him. Old Zhang is getting old; what if something happens to him?"

Director: "...Then let's go."

He glanced at the other guests behind him, as well as Teacher Fang and Ding Zhen, who had eaten a little but not much. The two of them were now pale-faced and nodding frantically.

It seems we won't be able to continue recording this afternoon.

The director sighed and began directing the staff to prepare and contact the local hospital.

Outside the door, Chi Ye, Shang Youshu, Shi Jinwei, and Teacher Shi walked out. Sister Shang patted her chest with lingering fear: "My god, that scared me to death. For a moment just now, I thought I had been infected too... Wait."

She suddenly frowned.

Ikeno instinctively moved a little further away from her: "Warning, warning."

"...What are you thinking? I don't feel anything...No, I mean, will the grapes I ate be okay?"

Sister Shang squinted and carefully examined the sensation, her small face filled with suspicion.

Chi Ye shook his head: "That's hard to say. It might be fine for others to eat it, but it might not be for you."

“Ikeno… I swore I would never do that in front of you again… Wait for me while I go to the bathroom.”

Having been scammed so many times, Sister Shang felt really uneasy and hurriedly went to the restroom.

Everyone watched this scene in silence.

"Is Sister Shang really in trouble?"

Shi Jinwei was a little worried.

"Who knows? Only she knows what she eats in private."

Chiye returns.

"Ok?"

When Pliers saw that Chi Ye had actually taken the initiative to respond to her, she felt a strange sense of happiness. Just as a smile appeared on her face, she suddenly realized something was wrong—wait, I only said one sentence, and I'm already like this?
Oh my god, what's wrong with me? Am I being manipulated by him?

She was both annoyed and "shocked".

After a long while, Sister Shang still hadn't come out. The group exchanged glances, speechless.

Ikeno sighed in silence, "That's what they call lying down where you fall down."

Everyone: "..."

"Nonsense!"

Click.

The door was pushed open, and Sister Shang came out, dressed in a coat and wrapped up tightly. Wearing a mask, she said in a low voice, "Elbow! Hurry to the hospital. I'm still worried. I didn't even come this time... This is not right. I need to get checked out."

Chiye: "?"

It was only then that he noticed that Sister Shang was still carrying a backpack, which meant she really wanted to go to the hospital.

Ok…

Even without her saying it, the production team has experienced this twice already, so no one can guarantee that the food they eat today is safe.

So the program director quickly came over and organized everyone to go to the hospital for a check-up that afternoon.

"...Alright, consider it a free medical check-up."

Chi Ye said nonchalantly, since his body was definitely fine, and he wasn't as paranoid as Sister Shang.

After packing their things, the group got into the production crew's car and headed straight to a private hospital they had booked in advance.

……

Half past two in the afternoon.

The results of Lu Lanxin and Teacher Zhang's examinations are in—Teacher Zhang's mutton was the problem.

Shang Jie and Chi Ye's group had no problems.

Of course, during the filming, Sister Shang discovered a small "accident".

"Huh... what is this?!"

Inside the hospital corridor.

Holding her chest X-ray, Sister Shang leaned closer and muttered in confusion, "Such a small thing... it's quite unique."

Shi Jinwei, standing beside her, looked worried: "Sister, tuberculosis! You're quite sensitive... You should go back and get it checked out; this disease seems pretty dangerous..."

"It is latent pulmonary tuberculosis, not pulmonary tuberculosis."

Chi Ye corrected: "Didn't the doctor say that 80% of people have this disease, and it basically won't flare up unless there are unexpected circumstances... Lu Lanxin and the director also have it."

"what!"

Like a startled bird, Sister Shang instantly covered her chest and looked at Chi Ye: "You...you...how did you get here?!"

Ikeno asked in confusion, "I'm right behind you."

What illness do you have?

"Oh, I have cancer."

"what?"

Sister Shang was stunned, and Sister Pliers' face turned deathly pale instantly.

Then, the two of them realized what was happening. Sister Shang laughed heartlessly, while Shi Jin's face darkened: "Are you sick? Making jokes about something like this?!"

Chi Ye glanced at her sideways: "Are you crazy? I was talking about myself."

"I…"

For some reason, Sister Pliers didn't argue with Chi Ye, but simply said, "I'm very healthy."

Ikeno: "...Didn't they check your brain?"

Shi Jin gritted his teeth slightly: "You should check your mouth first."

"I had a check-up, and the doctor said that since I applied honey, he recommended applying more."

Pliers Sister: "..."

Chi Ye turned to look at the chest X-ray that Shang Jie was covering: "What are you doing?"

"You can't look at this...this is a picture of my chest...it's all showing through, you can't look at it."

The businesswoman covered her chest X-ray: "Don't look at what you shouldn't see, Ms. Xiaochi."

Ikeno was dumbfounded: "Huh? An X-ray? You call that 'avoiding looking at what you shouldn't'?"

"You're right, they're all bones..."

Suddenly, Sister Shang became sad again: "It's just a pink skull."

In a burst of inspiration, she exclaimed: "A hundred years from now, we'll all just be a handful of dust. What top stars, what generational shifts... it's all just a dream. Life, ah, it's like a dream..."

"...Do you want me to provide some background music?"

"That's not necessary."

Ikeno was speechless: "Then let's go, what are you still standing there for?"

"and many more."

Ms. Shang, however, "openly" unfolded her chest X-ray and then took out her phone to take a picture.

"What are you doing?" Chi Ye asked, puzzled.

"Ms. Koike, you reminded me that I should watch this kind of movie, so I can't waste it. I'll post it on my WeChat Moments to record it."

Chiye: "???"

This means that while some people suffer, my social media circle shouldn't suffer either.
Shi Jinwei was equally bewildered: "Sister... although it's okay to show it to others, it doesn't seem quite right, and won't your family worry if they see it?"

"fine."

Sister Shang looked up and grinned, "I'll Photoshop this X-ray to remove the small nodules, and it'll be healthy."

Chi Ye opened his mouth wide, while Shi Jin stared in disbelief.

Sister Shang asked curiously, "What's wrong?"

Shi Jin shook her head slightly: "It's nothing..."

Ikeno paused for two seconds: "You're really a cyber Hua Tuo, an electronic health expert, huh?"

"Well, you've spoken up. Everyone in this business knows a bit about Photoshop."

The businesswoman was beaming with pride.

……

Chi Ye ultimately liked Shang Jie's post on WeChat Moments and sincerely commented: "[So healthy.]"

Afterwards, the "Journey" crew returned to the recording location without any major incidents. However, because Lu Lanxin and Teacher Zhang were both exhausted and needed to rest, the outdoor activities in the afternoon were canceled, and the group simply recorded the episode outside the cabin.

As for dinner, the production team didn't dare to cook anymore and specially bought healthy ingredients for the guests. Of course, everyone still had to cook, since they still had to record the show...

However, this task was honorably handed over to Teacher Shi, which was also the role and persona Teacher Shi gave her after confirming her status as a regular on the show.

At 10 p.m., everyone finished dinner, the recording of the show ended, and everyone had free time (but they could not go back to their rooms to rest, as the production team would select some non-sensitive material as SVIP bonus episodes).

Sister Shang patted her chubby little belly, leaned against the steps, and looked at the bright stars in the sky. For a moment, she felt a sense of emptiness, like being sleepy after eating, but also very satisfied and ethereal—the moment of enlightenment had arrived.

She exclaimed, "In my life, I have everything except happiness."

Just as Ikeno was about to enter the house, she paused: "Huh?"

"..."

Shang Jie glanced at him lazily and emphasized, "Except for happiness."

Chi Ye: "...Do you have Shi Jinwei's figure?"

Sister Shang: "?"

Ikeno asked curiously, "Do you have an endless supply of gossip to eat?"

Sister Shang: “…”

"You have…"

"Ms. Koike, do you have any adult websites?"

Chi Ye was taken aback, looking at Sister Shang in surprise, and nodded frankly: "Yes, what's wrong? Do you want it?"

Sister Shang said sullenly, "Go look at porn sites, I don't want to talk to you right now."

Chiye: "..."

Chi Ye felt proud that the good-natured Shang Jie could say such things.

He didn't provoke Xiao Shang any further, and turned to walk into the living room.

At this moment, in the living room.

After finishing their day's work and getting away from the cameras, everyone could finally "speak normally."

Of course, there were actually only two people "speaking normally"—Teacher Zhang and Teacher Wu.

Teacher Shi is currently fiddling with her late-night snack in the corner, while Shi Jinwei is scrolling through her phone, keeping a good distance from the two old men—because the topic they are discussing has a greasy, middle-aged feel to it.

Yes, late-night chats are all about the knowing smiles of the uncles and down-to-earth, middle-aged topics.

"Ugh."

Teacher Zhang sighed and shook his head, lamenting, "At this age, you really can't compare to young people."

"For example, when I'm at home, I should be resting by now at this time every day."

Teacher Wu asked in surprise, "You go to bed so early?"

"No, it's because my wife is wide awake when I don't sleep..."

"Oh~ That's it."

Teacher Wu wore a suave (and slightly sleazy) expression that said, "I understand."

Teacher Zhang coughed lightly twice, glanced in the direction of Shi Jinwei and Shi Daifu, and then remarked with a hint of unease, "This is quite awkward..."

"It's like doing homework. You do the same problem every day, and you quickly become proficient. The time you spend doing the problem gets shorter and shorter, and the speed at which you do the problem gets faster and faster... Sigh, my body really can't take it anymore."

Teacher Wu sipped his tea and laughed, "You just haven't learned the tricks yet."

"Hmm? You have a plan?"

Teacher Zhang was taken aback.

Teacher Wu smiled slightly: "I'm in the same situation as you, but my wife hates garlic, so I often eat garlic at night, haha."

Teacher Zhang gave a thumbs up: "Amazing, amazing!"

"What's so great about it? It's not like that anymore."

"why?"

"Now she says that only eating poop will help me."

"Hahaha."

The two greasy uncles laughed as they talked about what they considered to be down-to-earth topics.

Shi Jinwei wished she could plug her ears; she felt nauseous.

Ms. Shi remained silent, as she was wearing Bluetooth headphones the whole time.

Upon hearing this, Chi Ye glanced at the two of them and suddenly commented, "Spring has gone, but the flowers remain; people come, but the birds are not startled?"

The two old men: "?!"

Ikeno chuckled twice for no apparent reason. Although he didn't show anything, both of them blushed instantly—"What the hell do you mean by that?!"

Are they mocking us?!

Ikeno didn't even glance at the two old geezers, and went straight to Sister Pliers, gesturing, "Come out, I need to talk to you about something."

Shi Jin was slightly stunned.

"What are you standing there for? Let's go."

Shi Jinwei realized what was happening and stood up, feeling inexplicably nervous: "I...I'll go wash up."

Chiye: "?"

"Are you alright? Let's chat for a bit; there's something I'd like to ask you."

Shi Jin paused slightly before saying, "Then you should wash up first."

"Then hurry up, I'll wait for you at the door."

Ikeno nodded and then walked out.

Not long after, Sister Pliers came to his side. She was curious, but she didn't want to ask directly, so she could only stand there and pretend to be aloof... enjoying the night breeze.

Chi Ye glanced at her before saying, "I'll probably be leaving tomorrow, but Teacher Shi will be staying here permanently. She's not very talkative and doesn't say a word on shows. I'm worried she might get bullied. Could you take care of her?"

Shi Jin was slightly stunned.

"What's wrong?" Chi Ye asked, displeased that she hadn't responded for a while. "Seriously? You can't even help with this little thing?"

—One of his purposes in coming to the show this time was to mentor Teacher Shi. "Unexpected Journey" is very popular, and Teacher Shi's next career development needs the support of this variety show.

But he's usually too busy, and he can only participate in one or two episodes at most; it's impossible for him to be a regular on this variety show.

Therefore, Sister Pliers is undoubtedly a very good candidate to "entrust her orphan"... Although Sister Pliers was just "ambushed", now that she has returned, her status and treatment are still among the top three in the show, and having learned from the last lesson, she should not cause any more problems.

Ask her to "take care" of Teacher Shi more on the show, or even form a couple with him... she's practically a free popularity generator.

Of course, Chi Ye didn't say it explicitly, but Shi Jinwei was naturally able to understand it.

She looked at Ikeno for a long time before nodding: "I'll help."

"Ok?"

This time, Chi Ye was unexpected—no, so decisive? Didn't he get a hardening reaction?
Shi Jinwei didn't explain much. She lowered her head and thought for a moment before saying, "With me here, her popularity and media attention will never stop... No one will bully her."

Chi Ye looked her over and nodded in satisfaction: "Okay, then that's settled... Don't tell her about these things, or she'll overthink it."

Shi Jin was silent for a moment, then suddenly said, "I knew it."

Chi Ye, who had already turned to go back, was stunned and turned back: "Huh?"

Shi Jin pursed her lips slightly: "I knew it."

Ikeno: "...Then tell me, Pliers, you've disappointed me too much. Don't push me with that mouth of yours, or one day I'll lose my temper and really want to see just how hard you can get."

(End of this chapter)