Who said this top flow is crazy! This top flow is awesome!
Chapter 174: Xia Yu and Chi Pan Hand in Hand Off-Field for the First Time! CP Fans Are Going Crazy!
Chapter 174 #Summer Whispers by the Pool# First Off-Field Collaboration! CP Fans Are Going Crazy!
"Wow, this is love."
In the distance, Sister Shang stopped, cupped her hands in her arms, shook her head, and looked like she had "bumped into something."
"Do you really think so?"
Pliers leaned against the car door, smoking, her sapphire blue eyes filled with suspicion.
Why did she feel that Sister Shang was being a little insincere?
"Of course, what else?"
Sister Shang gave Shi Jinwei a strange look, thought for a moment, and then said, "Weiwei, sometimes when you feel that something is wrong with others, it is often because something is wrong with you."
Shi Jinwei: “?”
"Teacher Xiaochi is currently competing with Chu Hanzhou and Peng Chen for the Crystal Cup. Do you want to help her garner votes?"
Sister Pliers was stunned, incredulous: "You mean you want me to help him get votes?"
Sister Shang blinked: "Aren't you going to poop?"
"I wouldn't campaign for him even if I were taking a dump!"
Sister Shang: "...Stop talking, Sheng Ning is glaring at you."
Sister Pliers was startled and turned around. Sure enough, she saw Sheng Ning glaring at her... Wait, is it her?
She had this feeling that this direction...
Following Sheng Ning's gaze, Shi Jinwei's eyes fell on Chi Ye.
"?"
Sister Shang also noticed this scene and asked in surprise, "What kind of look is that?"
"Yeah, what kind of look is that?"
Shang Jie looked at Shi Jinwei: "You also think Sheng Ning is stingy?"
"Isn't Sheng Ning being a bit too magnanimous? After Chi Ye's previous attempts to rub against her, isn't she going to go up and kick him a couple of times?"
Their voices rang out simultaneously, then they both fell silent.
"..."
……
"Get ready, get ready, move closer to the chicken feet, we'll definitely be better than him!"
Rose finally walked down the red carpet of her dreams.
Amidst the host's passionate voice, a group of 14 people, divided into two rows, walked onto the red carpet stage in unison, like soldiers from an island expedition.
Whoosh whoosh.
The media in the audience were very accommodating and shoved their cameras in at them.
Then came a "Whoa~" sound.
However, Rose's "formation" was too bizarre. The short, rat-man Liu Xingye stood in the center, with the vice-captain Peng She, who was more than two meters tall, next to him. The strange appearance of the two instantly attracted everyone's attention.
When Liu Xingye saw the camera pointed at him, he was a little nervous, a little thrilled and excited.
"Next, let's welcome the Rose boy band to perform their dance, 'Full Power'!"
The host's voice sounded.
Rose and the others stood still.
The comments section was filled with complaints: "Damn, it's 'Full Throttle' again. Even the company itself probably never thought this day would come."
Besides, isn't this an infringement?
"Full power!"
As the background music started, Rose and her 14 members stood in the rehearsed formation and then awkwardly began to sway their hips.
To be honest, it was indeed quite raw.
In terms of hip twisting, he's clearly not a natural talent; Chicken Claw Zhang alone could easily beat the entire Rose 2nd Generation group.
Those still standing at the door, including Chicken Claw Zhang who had just started his live stream, shook their heads and commented, "The twisting wasn't smooth enough."
"It's not flavorful enough."
The aroma is coming.
Halfway through the performance, Liu Xingye noticed that Peng She next to him hadn't "ejaculated" yet, and immediately became very anxious, frantically trying to signal to him with his eyes.
Damn it, after rehearsing for so long, if we don't criticize now, when will we?
The other teammates were also tense, ready to start at any moment.
Peng She took a deep breath, gritted her teeth, and when Chi Ye sang "Full power~ open~ open~", she suddenly pretended to stumble and kicked her left foot hard with her right foot, trying to make her height-increasing shoes (with an added 18cm of dignity) fly off.
"?!!"
Hey, why didn't you go out?!
Peng She felt the shoes were still on her feet and was startled.
—Because the size was indeed a perfect fit, and I was too nervous, I made a mistake and failed.
He was about to warn his teammates when he realized something was wrong.
Upon seeing his actions, Liu Xingye and the others subconsciously followed their rehearsed muscle memory, instantly covering their mouths, opening their mouths, expressing either "fear" or "worry."
"OMG...!"
"The shoe! The shoe flew off!"
"Peng She's shoe flew into my face!"
"It stinks."
"Peng She is still attacking!!"
"Uh……"
14 oddballs, 14 different performance styles, each with 108 thoughts per second, practically wearing "I'm going to be trending" written all over their faces.
But then, the air around them suddenly went silent. Liu Xingye was the first to notice that Peng She had made a "mistake" and hadn't thrown the shoe at his face!
So what are they doing now...?
Liu Xingye looked down at the audience.
Everyone around them was equally bewildered.
What are those little dwarfs doing?
They started acting too early!! They started acting too early!
Liu Xingye's lips trembled, and he frantically gestured to Peng She with his eyes: "You fucking fly already?!"
Peng She panicked as well, especially with everyone around him staring at him. In his nervousness, he kicked his shoe hard.
Whoosh.
This time, she finally managed to throw it out, but because she panicked a bit and didn't pay attention to the angle, the smelly shoe flew off the red carpet and headed straight for Peng Chen, who happened to be standing next to her and was about to appear.
"Fuck!!"
Peng Chen felt a stinging sensation in his eyes, followed by a stench he would never forget that assaulted his taste buds. The stench was so strong that he immediately clenched his pants and rolled his eyes.
Dude, you pooped in your shoe?!
"It flew out! It flew out!"
"It flew right onto Peng Chen's face!"
"We cherish each other's stinky spots!"
"Help! Help!"
"..."
The red carpet finally elicited a reaction, while Rose and her group turned pale, and Peng She was so frightened that she almost vomited.
no…
I didn't mean it, bro... We're even from the same clan, and you've always been my idol... I really didn't mean it!
Whether he did it on purpose or not is unknown, but the production team was already furious.
"Rose, get off!"
The director was furious: "Damn it, you bunch of scoundrels, are you deliberately causing trouble? Men, take him away! Take him away!"
Several security guards stepped forward, grabbed Peng She, and led her outside.
The surrounding crowd erupted in chaos, and the director began to frantically edit the footage, attempting to cut Rose and her group out of the broadcast.
"No way, Rose shouldn't force herself to do things she doesn't know how to do! She'd be better off with just a single hair on her head!"
"Looking at it this way, Rise is still 'good'."
"Look at Zhang the Chicken Claws just now, how measured and measured he was! Then look at Rose, the difference is obvious!"
"As expected, the second generation can never catch up with the first generation."
"Hilarious! Peng Chen actually got badmouthed by someone else!"
……
"I don't care if it smells bad or not, how can Yuena infringe on my rights?!"
Chi Ye stared dumbfounded as the farce ended, sincerely lamenting Peng Chen's bad luck, while already sending Coco a message: 【Sue him.】 Jin Xia covered her nose; although they couldn't smell anything, she still felt her eyes were hurt. Hearing this, she called out to Chi Ye in a sweet voice, "Teacher Chi, you shouldn't have any contact with that Peng Chen in the future."
"Huh? Why?"
After thinking for a long time, the old lady finally stammered, "He... I'm afraid he might have some 'smell' on him that I might pass on to you."
Ikeno: "...Don't worry, it won't happen."
Peng did indeed smell bad, and although the Hunan TV editors were frantically trying to speed up the editing, it was still a live broadcast in a public place, and soon after the incident, #PengChenPengShe# became a trending topic.
Not long after, it was probably his good friend Jiang Yi and his husband Chu Hanzhou who made another move, and under #PengChenPengShe#, there was a new #PengChenSpray#.
—The rest of the time, Peng Chen walked the red carpet with a sour face.
After he finished, another big star came in between, and finally it was the turn of Chi Ye and Jin Xia, the "My Love from the Star" duo.
To be fair, Hunan TV does favor Chi Ye.
Logically speaking, Chi Ye's current status shouldn't be lower than Peng Chen's, but unfortunately, he's traveling with Jin Xia this time, and the "Old Buddha" (referring to the actress) comes with the status of being a Golden Eagle Award-winning actress and one of the Four Little Actresses.
In addition, Ikeno and Mango have been in a honeymoon period and have recently become incredibly popular, so she not only visited twice, but the second time she was in a particularly central location.
As the aftertaste fades, the true "protagonist" takes the stage.
"The person walking towards me is our 'old friend' Ikeno... and the still beautiful and charming Ms. Jinxia."
As the host made a witty remark, the moment Chi Ye and Jin Xia appeared, the spotlights went off like crazy.
The clicking sounds continued incessantly.
The media below were shouting, "Xia Xia! Over here! Over here!!"
Fans shouted, "Coconut is so handsome! Coconut, I love you!"
CP fans were overjoyed and tearful: "We've waited for this! We've finally waited for this! Whoever takes a sweet photo of Xiaxia and Teacher Chi, we'll offer 10000 as a reward!!"
Those who had already entered but not yet, as well as those in the industry who had not yet appeared, watched this scene with complicated expressions—mainly looking at Ikeno.
“I still remember during Scream Night, he didn’t even have the right to come up.”
"Back then, weren't there people who laughed at him for being a kept man? He said, 'What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen someone who lives off a kept man before…'"
"He actually managed to eat it all."
"You can't say that... The current Ikeno is not the same Ikeno as before."
"..."
The discussion is heated, and only the parties involved know how many people are filled with jealousy, envy, hatred, and hostility.
Meanwhile, Chi Ye naturally took Jin Xia's hand and walked to the end of the red carpet. Chi Ye symbolically signed his name again, with the standard "Chi" character having an elongated vertical hook, making it look artistic.
Then this summer, she signed her name on the hook of the character "池" (pond).
The camera captured this scene, and the audience erupted in screams once again.
"#SummerWhispersByThePond# is real!"
"Waaaaah, my old CP is attacking me again. You two have finally appeared together again since 'See You'."
"I'm so smitten! I love Xiaxia so much! She's amazing at the smallest details."
"Wow."
The red carpet host exclaimed "Wow!" and shook his head as he walked over to stop the two: "No, no, you two can't leave. Judging from the reaction of the audience, if you just leave like this, they'll tear me apart!"
"Hahaha."
A burst of laughter erupted from the audience.
Ikeno and Jin Xia's return was so natural, highlighting their outstanding acting skills and showing no signs of being scripted.
The host subtly praised them and asked with a smile, "You two must know you have a lot of fans who ship you as a couple, right? Now that you've been together for so long, is there anything you'd like to say to your fans who have always supported you?"
Ikeno looked towards this summer.
This summer, she blinked and nudged him: "You go first."
Ikeno took the microphone without changing his expression.
The industry was in an uproar—this summer, she clearly didn't care about her "status" at all.
In such occasions within the industry, there are specific rules regarding the order of names. Although Chi Ye is currently very popular, given his status, Jin Xia should definitely be the one to speak first.
For example, if Sister Pliers were to walk the red carpet with Ikeno, she would definitely take the microphone without hesitation.
but…
It’s normal to think about it.
If you were able to stand up for Ikeno, who was nothing back then, this summer, what does that matter now?
"Um…"
At this point, Ikeno started talking to the CP fans: "I suggest you ship them more, I'm shipping them myself."
"Aaaaaah!!
The audience went wild.
The Empress Dowager took the microphone: "I knelt beside him, following his lead."
"Xiaxia! Xiaxia!!"
"#Summer Whispers by the Pond#!!"
"May Xiaxia always be happy!!"
The crowd erupted in chaos.
What is this for?
What are those two up to?!
"Wait a minute, did you hit it?"
Ikeno, however, looked at Jin Xia with a puzzled expression.
"Why didn't I kowtow?"
"is it?"
"Don't you know whether I kowtowed or not?"
The return this summer was aggressive.
The fans who shipped the couple at the scene were completely stunned, feeling like they had never had such a happy day before.
This Golden Eagle Awards was definitely worth the trip!
But what happened next was even more "explosive".
The host asked Xia Xia about Chi Ye's most popular topic recently: "Xia Xia, do you usually follow Teacher Chi? Can you sing his song 'Full Power'?"
This summer, she smiled and said, "Of course I can..."
She paused, then tilted her snow-white chin up and smiled, "Not only can I sing 'Full Power,' but I can also sing many... songs you've never heard of, let alone can't sing..."
"Oh~!!"
"!!!"
"what's the situation?!"
The host was completely dumbfounded.
—These lines weren't memorized beforehand, what are these two up to?
Will they announce it publicly?
Almost out of professional instinct, he subconsciously grasped the key point and drawled out, "For example?!"
“For example…” Jin Xia thought for a moment and then suddenly laughed: “All the OSTs, theme songs, and various insert songs from ‘My Love from the Star’.”
"Ah~?!"
"Xu~"
Everyone sighed in relief, then burst into laughter.
Chi Ye secretly gave the Empress Dowager a thumbs up.
When the Empress Dowager is in business, she's not naive at all. Look at how subtly she promotes herself; it's much smoother than her direct, blatant advertising.
"Okay, everyone, please focus on 'My Love from the Star,' and on Teacher Jin Xia and Chi Ye... Now let's welcome the next group of guests. Um... could we cut the commercial break?"
Amidst the saccharine atmosphere of the host and the screaming audience, Ikeno and Jin Xia left the stage.
Shi Jinwei, who appeared right behind them, watched this scene with a strange sour feeling, and decided that she must stay away from couples who showed off their affection in the future, especially the "man," who was simply hateful!
The audience and media, who had been plagued by all sorts of mishaps since the red carpet event, were finally soothed by this sweet interaction, preventing them from going completely crazy on the spot.
Among the few who hadn't yet appeared, Sister Shang watched this scene with a smile, while Chu Hanzhou curled his lip in disdain, thinking, "He's a nobody, just a gigolo."
As for Sheng Ning…
She was very angry, inexplicably angry, even more so than Shi Jinwei.
Should we slap Ikeno right here and now?
She's considering it.
She was really looking forward to Jin Xia's reaction at that time.
(End of this chapter)
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