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Chapter 17 Teacher Yangzi caught a lot of black carp!
"...?!"

Yangzi was stunned and didn't react.

"Hhh! You're such a talker!"

"I just realized it after I died of laughter."

"Silly Dog's Troubles"

"It's so satisfying! As expected of Hu Ye, the only man who can catch the Yangtze Opera!"

"That's a good scold! I feel better now. Even if Hu Ye is deliberately creating a character, I accept it."

"It's over, Huye has gone crazy. Doesn't he care about the feelings of his haters at all?"

"Although...Huye is too bold to say that. Yangzi's face turned green, hhh."

In the living room.

Everyone finally tasted the flavor. Shi Dafu looked at Chi Ye in surprise, while Yangzi looked unhappy and a little embarrassed.

Only Jin Xia was "very angry": "Teacher Yangzi, these are good persimmons that Teacher Chi and I carefully selected. How could you do this!"

Everyone: "..."

"Humph!"

Yangzi felt humiliated and regretted that his perfect script was ruined by Chi Ye.

He snorted angrily, turned around and went back to his room.

"…Is he alright?"

"It's okay." Ikeno waved his hand nonchalantly, "Teacher Yangzi is thinking about a new script. It will come out when he has it figured out."

Shi Dafu: "..."

"I looked at the persimmons along the way, and he said they were not good!"

This summer is still a little angry.

Chi Ye looked her over and said, "It was obviously me who picked it."

"Yes." Jin Xia said confidently: "That's why I said I "saw" the whole way!"

Chiye: "..."

"Let's clean up and get ready to cook, shall we?"

He glanced at the two girls and found that without Yangzi, the air in the living room was much cleaner.

"…I'll go cook."

Shi Dafu turned around silently and walked into the kitchen again, preparing to wash vegetables and cook.

Ikeno thought about it and decided to go in and help.

"I'm coming too, I'm coming too!"

The "brown bear" jumped around and wanted to get in.

"You can cook?" Ikeno was surprised.

"Nope."

"Then why did you come in?"

"I'll help you carry the dishes, wash and disinfect the vegetables!"

Chi Ye pointed at Jin Xia's furry down jacket and said, "I think you should change your clothes first."

"Oh, right." Jin Xia slapped her forehead and said anxiously: "Wait for me, you must wait for me to come over before starting!"

After saying that, she controlled her swaying "body" and turned to walk towards the second floor.

Chi Ye watched her leave before shaking his head and walking into the kitchen to help Shi Dafu.

He is actually not very good at cooking. He can make some noodles and fried eggs, but if you ask him to prepare some main dishes for you, it will definitely be at the level of "Mentor Huang Jianfeng".

Fortunately, Shi Dafu is very good at doing things with her hands. It is obvious that she cooks for herself often. She handles things in an orderly manner, which greatly changes Chi Ye's impression of her.

Dave Dave, foodies rejoice!
After a while, Jin Xia, wearing a pink furry bunny home outfit, walked into the kitchen.

Seeing that Shi Dafu and Chi Ye had already started cooking, his little face looked a little unhappy, and he hummed and muttered something.

Chi Ye glanced at her and casually assigned her a task: "Jinxia, ​​go peel the potatoes."

"Okay, okay!" Jin Xia immediately smiled.

Chi Ye watched and shook his head.

It's really a joke. It's the first time I see someone who is unhappy because he has no work to do.

I really want to throw her into a 996 factory and make her work overtime every day.

Thinking about his performance this summer, he became a little worried: "Will he be cut?"

"meeting!"

Chi Ye nodded: "Then I'll leave it to you."

"Guaranteed to complete the mission!"

Jinxia saluted with her rabbit ears erect, then went to find potatoes and started peeling them.

ten minutes later.

Shi Dafu turned her head and looked over without saying anything.

Chi Ye somehow understood what she meant and turned around to ask Jin Xia: "Are the potatoes ready?"

"Not well yet."

"Not done yet?" Chi Ye was puzzled: "It's been so long, and not a single one has been peeled yet?"

"No, no, why are you rushing me?" The "rabbit" raised his head and said unhappily, "I only peeled half of it!"

Chiye: "?"

He realized something was wrong, walked over to take a look, and suddenly his vision went dark.

I wasn't lying, half a potato peel, not more, not less, just right.

"How rigorous." Ikeno exclaimed.

"Really? And look how beautifully I peeled it?" Jin Xia held up the potato proudly.

I have to say that the potatoes she peeled were indeed smooth, without any residual skin, and even the shape looked round and beautiful.

"It's just..." Jin Xia was a little dissatisfied: "I feel that the shape of this potato is very difficult to peel. In order to peel it nicely, my arms are sore."

"Potato is so ignorant." Ikeno sighed.

"This knife doesn't work well either."

"The knife is also ignorant."

Jin Xia raised her neck, and her loose home clothes slipped off, revealing her snow-white and tender swan neck. Her peach blossom eyes were filled with dissatisfaction: "Teacher Chi, you are playing tricks on me again!"

"No, no." Ikeno shook his head and asked sincerely, "Do you like peeling potatoes?"

"Of course!"

"No, I think you're not going to be using your talent for peeling potatoes. It's a waste of your talent."

"Hmm?" Jin Xia asked suspiciously, "What do you mean?"

Chi Ye looked at her: "If you really want to cut, cut me."

"This potato in your hands is as good as a beauty salon. Peel it for me and let me get a beautification too."

"Teacher Chi!" Jin Xia felt very aggrieved and said angrily, "You don't need to shave, because your jawline is sharper than a knife!!"

Chiye: "?"

It’s over, the child is in a hurry.

Jin Xia ignored him and saw that Shi Daifu had already prepared a dish. She stood up and walked towards the cupboard in the kitchen.

He is stupid but hardworking.

Ikeno shook his head and was about to take over the job of peeling potatoes.

"Why isn't there even a disinfection cabinet here?"

A coquettish voice came from inside.

Chi Ye paused and pointed at the production crew outside: "The production crew should find out the reason themselves. Why don't they have a disinfection cabinet?"

Jin Xia then added, "I want the Mofei sterilizer, the one that sterilizes both knives and dishes!"

"No, these two are killing me."

"Just bully Xia Xia for being stupid."

"Oh no! This brat really got on top of me!"

"Ahhh! Xia Xia is so cute, her private image is completely different!"

"I got a little dinged."

Neither Ikeno nor Jinxia knew that this unlucky duo, which had a very bad reputation, now had "CP fans".

Ikeno quickly peeled the potatoes, and Shi Dafu started to work with the knife. More than half an hour later, the first dinner of the "See You" cabin was finally ready.

Four dishes and one soup, for four people, that's about right.

"By the way, Teacher Yangzi hasn't come out yet." Jin Xia hurriedly arranged all the dishes and chopsticks into a beautiful shape, and then she remembered that Yangzi had not come out since he returned to the room.

"Then go call him." Ikeno said.

Jin Xia stood up instinctively, but suddenly thought of something and sat down again. She snorted at Chi Ye and turned her head to signal her not to go.

Well, Karl Lagerfeld is still a little angry.

Chi Ye glanced at Shi Dafu, who had an expressionless face.

"...Okay, I'll go call."

Chi Ye felt that he was really kind, even kinder than a cow. He stood up and walked to the door of Yangzi's room: "Teacher Yangzi, it's time to eat."

There was no movement inside.

Ikeno thought about it and changed his words: "Teacher Yangzi, there are fifty close-up shots during the meal."

Click.

The door opened and Yangzi walked out calmly. He quickly glanced at the dining table in the distance and found that there were only six seats.

Look unhappy.

"Let's go."

Ikeno had already turned around and returned to the dining table as if nothing had happened.

"Hhh, this is hilarious."

"Yangzi: Are you fishing here?"

"I caught a Yangtze fish and turned it into a black carp!"

"Yangzi: I can't beat him. I can't beat him at all."

"Yangzi now feels like he's pulling his pants pocket out of his hands."

Yangzi said nothing, just looking unhappy. He walked to the dining table, sat down, lowered his head and started eating.

The other three were actually very hungry. Ikeno and Jin Xia were fine. Shi Dafu first worked for half a day under the guidance of the "old man", and later took the lead in cooking. She was a female boxing champion who evolved into a female chef. She was the hardest worker in "See You". She was so hungry that she ate faster.

As a result, the atmosphere at the dinner table became a little cold.

Director Li, who was sitting behind the camera, saw this and coughed lightly, reminding everyone to talk and stop showing off!

But I can’t say anything else about the four people present. In terms of the best, they are all veteran artists, and none of them paid any attention to the program crew at all.

Director Li was discouraged and used his eyes to hint to the PD next to him.

The PD was silent for two seconds, then looked at Jin Xia, who had already put down her chopsticks and was sipping from her thermos. "Teacher Jin Xia, is this all you're going to eat?"

"Hey, can the people from this program crew still talk?" Jin Xia asked curiously.

"Just edit it in post-production and put the voice on my face," Ikeno replied.

PD: "..."

"Hh, do you want to do this?"

"Are you two together?"

When Jin Xia heard Chi Ye's voice, she glanced at him with her peach blossom eyes, then pretended to be nonchalant and said to the PD, "I don't have a big appetite."

She picked up her high-end thermos cup and said in a coquettish voice, "After every meal, I drink underground spring water and make some health tea. This eating habit is the healthiest and helps digestion after meals."

The program crew and several guests were stunned.

Subconsciously, he looked at Ikeno, who had been "hanging out" with Jin Xia since joining the show.

"Yeah." Ikeno nodded calmly: "This is what the old Buddha's meals are like."

Everyone: "..."

"Click."

With half an apple in her mouth, Shi Dafu noticed the strange looks from everyone.

"Yeah... I'm full."

She suddenly stood up and left the table without looking back.

"...What happened to her?" Ikeno didn't quite understand.

"Maybe it's embarrassing." After Yangzi finished speaking, he realized that he had actually responded to Chi Ye's words, and secretly thought it was bad luck!
"Hmm..." Ikeno glanced at Jin Xia, who had an innocent expression, and remained silent.

It’s normal for “martial artists” to eat more, right?

……

After dinner, there was originally going to be a "late-night talk therapy" session on the first day of staying in the "See You" cabin.

But today, several guests were very tired, and the Yangzi performance incident happened, so naturally no one was in the mood to have conversations with people they didn't know well.

However, due to the program team's procedures, I could only hang around in the living room.

Jinxia was clamoring to go out for a walk because the production team had hung a lot of beautiful lanterns in the courtyard.

But Chi Ye thought it was too troublesome for the Empress Dowager to leave the palace, and she had to be wrapped up like a "brown bear", so she stopped her from making a fuss.

This scene made Yangzi's eyes bloodshot, and he wanted to switch roles with Chi Ye, shouting: Promise her! Promise her! Let's go out and share some time with her!

Unfortunately, he is not Chi Ye, so he can only shout in his heart, and then... he stays in the living room, ready to find an opportunity to take advantage of Jin Xia at any time.

"Teacher Chi, what are you doing?"

Jin Xia was still holding her thermos cup, taking a sip from time to time. She noticed Chi Ye's "strangeness" and asked curiously.

"Huh?" Ikeno was startled and shook his head: "Nothing, just taking a break."

In fact, his attention had just been on the system space, checking the growth of his favorite value.

It was the first day on "See You". As the first day was about to end, he didn't know whether it was because of his own reasons or because he had been with Jin Xia for a long time, in short, he found that his popularity value was rising very gratifyingly.

It has reached over 530,000.

Originally in "How to Evaluate", the likeability value only increased by about 20,000.

It is easy to imagine the popularity of "See You" and... the traffic this summer.

Karl Lagerfeld has made great contributions!

Ikeno glanced at Jinxia, ​​who was holding a thermos cup and slurping it, then started to smile foolishly for no apparent reason.

Ok…

A favorability value of 500,000 means that he has five chances to copy intermediate talent skills.

As for not taking the intermediate level, which is equivalent to fifty times the primary level... Ikeno thinks it's unnecessary.

"Whose innate skills should I copy?"

Ikeno's gaze once again fell on the old man who looked a little "dumb".

Among the current guests of "See You", Yangzi is not considered. People say that he is a veteran actor, and veteran actors think it is unlucky.

This summer is definitely the first choice target.

Don’t be fooled by Karl Lagerfeld’s naive appearance. In fact, Jin Xia should be considered one of the most talented actors among the younger generation of actors in the domestic entertainment industry.

Otherwise, she would not have been able to reach the top position of a popular star just based on her looks and family background.

Apart from Karl Lagerfeld, Steffen is naturally the best target.

Whether in the past life or the present life, Ikeno has a hoarse voice and is tone-deaf. The original owner relied on a million-dollar sound engineer to release his albums. He is a true recording studio warrior.

Although Shi Dafu's career is almost over now, she was once the "little queen of the music world" after all, and her singing skills are unquestionable.

"Then let's first decide on Mr. Buddha and Miss Shi."

Chi Ye had a preliminary goal, sat up, and prepared to exchange the scroll for copying.

I hope I'm not a non-African!

"Ok?"

Jin Xia seemed to sense something, and looked over here with peach blossom eyes, and asked naively: "Teacher Chi, what are you doing?"

"fine…"

Chi Ye moved his butt and was about to speak when his eyes suddenly stopped.

It fell on the thermos cup that I had just put down this summer.

He didn't notice it because he was far away. When he got closer, he saw that the thermos in her hand was filled with black "spring water" with dense bubbles coming out of it.

A familiar smell wafted in the air.

Jin Xia noticed Chi Ye's gaze and was startled. She quickly raised her thermos cup to take a sip to cover it up, but then she remembered something and pretended to blow a few breaths. With a "slurp", she stole a glance at Chi Ye: "Teacher Chi, why are you looking at me?"

Chi Ye was silent: "You drink Coke from a thermos?"

Jin Xia: “!!!”

She looked around quickly. Fortunately, the production crew thought they had given up on this segment and only kept a fixed shot of the living room.

"Teacher Chi, please keep your voice down!"

Chiye: "..."

"I'm sorry," he apologized sincerely. "I'm just being blind. This must be underground spring water that tastes like cola!"

　Sorry, sorry, I have to update in the early morning on Monday, so I'm a little late. I'm sorry to all my readers, and thank you all for your votes and support! Thank you!
　　
　
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