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Chapter 135 Rise's 4th Team Building Event! Pranking Ikeno as if he were Japanese!
Chapter 135 Rise's Fourth Team Building Activity! Pranking Ikeno as if he were Japanese!
The agent was terrified: "Really that young?!"
"...Sis, stop joking with me, what should I do? Waaaaah!"
Sister Shang paused skillfully on the other end, then continued whimpering.
"Let's see if you'll still eat random things in the future."
The agent, exasperated, then said, "Where's the assistant? Have Xiao Wang go out and buy you some anti-diarrheal medication. Is it serious? If it doesn't improve, go to the hospital..."
"It's not serious."
After a long silence, Sister Shang finally spoke in a barely audible voice: "Um... I had a bad habit of buying too much. Since I couldn't finish it all, I let Xiao Wang try some... She's right next to me now."
The agent paused, then asked, "Two archers?"
"Waaaaah, sis, stop it! It's so embarrassing! How can one serving of Wallace's be so huge?! I'm speechless. I should have known better than to order it!"
"Thank goodness Chi Ye didn't see it, otherwise I would really be dead. I want the purple clay!"
broker:"……"
She glanced at Ikeno, who had just followed her out, and whether she heard him or not, she didn't know, but he was looking at her with a strange expression.
"...It's okay, it's not the first time you've embarrassed yourself, it's just part of the routine."
The agent shook his head: "Wait for me, I'll go buy it for you."
After saying that, she hung up the phone.
Chino walked over with concern: "Should we call Lalamove?"
Agent: "...It's not that bad."
She shook her head, looked dejected, and communicated with the production team for a while before going out to buy some anti-diarrheal medication for Sister Shang.
The production team and other mentors and guests didn't know what had happened, but the live broadcast was scheduled for this time, so it was fine if Shang Youshu was a little late.
They couldn't delay, so they immediately went to the film studio that the production team had set up.
……
at the same time.
Inside the film and television city.
The 46 actors in "Actors, Please Take Your Seats" are scattered in various corners of the film and television city. The environments here are different. On one street, there are ancient palace dramas and farmhouses from the 80s. Around the corner, there are spy drama scenes and modern workplace scenes.
In short, this film and television city, which cost a considerable amount of money, has been transformed by the production team into a miniature version of "Hengdian," demonstrating the production team's substantial financial resources.
46 actors will begin performing anywhere in this film and television city.
The first half of this episode features five mentors and four advisors entering a film studio to select and rate the actors they "like" to form their own "teams".
now.
At a set of a period drama in the film and television city.
Zhang Xianming, disheveled and dressed in tattered clothes, wearing a wig, ran while gnawing on a chicken foot, mumbling incoherently, "I won! I won!"
The other actors around were deeply impressed.
"This is... Rise's strength?!"
A female idol sighed, "No wonder he's a soldier trained by Ikeno."
"I heard that Ikeno is a guest on the advisory board and can give us star ratings..."
Everyone: "..."
Well, I have mixed feelings.
A large portion of the people here were former rivals of Ikeno, and many were even veteran actors who never dreamed that one day Ikeno would be able to give them star ratings.
What did that sentence say?
Once you become famous, you'll be surrounded by kind people.
Of course, despite the jealousy, everyone felt a bit tense and pressured looking at Rise's chicken-claw-like appearance, as well as the other two honest men who had already started playing the male and female leads in "Loop" and Rise's sister-in-law group.
—These people are all connected through connections!
Yes, not just these few, there are more!
Not far away, Yang Zi grinned, wearing Ximen Qing's hat, with a lewd smile on his face.
On the other side, Xiang You pressed his fingers tightly against his nose and occasionally did a backflip on the spot.
"..."
Abundant talent!
……
"Do you think the captain will be angry if we perform 'Loop' like this?"
Lin Zeyu, one of the honest men, was wearing Xiao Heyun's classic corporate slave outfit from "Loop" and asked Chicken Claw Sister, who was working with him, with a guilty conscience.
"What's there to be angry about? People outside are eager for us Rise to reunite. Don't worry, the captain will only be happy!"
Chicken Claw Sister looked smug and glanced at Chicken Claw Zhang, who was playing Fan Jin passing the imperial examination, with disdain.
What a disgrace! If the captain saw him like this, wouldn't he be furious?
"We Rise?"
Lin Zeyu was a little confused—when did you become a member of Rise?
However, what Chicken Claw Sister-in-law said is true.
Since "Actors, Please Take Your Seats" dared to invite Rise this time, it must be aiming for "Rise to reunite".
Other platforms are afraid of Rise, but they aren't; they only need traffic!
Therefore, the live stream chat is already flooded with "Rise" right now.
"Rise! Rise!"
"Show me Ikeno's comments on the other Rise members, quick, quick, quick!"
"I'm so touched! I never imagined that Rise would reunite on a variety show one day!"
"A combination? Rise will never be complete without Judy and Charlatan!"
"What the hell is Rise? They're all just here for the laughs, right?"
"I'm coming!"
As the comments scrolled by, the cameras of the mentors and advisors on the other side were connected.
Chi Ye and his group had just arrived at the entrance of the film studio and gotten out of the car.
Because Shang Jie was "absent" for personal reasons, the production team reorganized the original grouping into two groups: one group with three mentors and one advisor, and the other group with two mentors and two advisors.
Chi Ye was assigned to the group of Teacher Wu and Teacher Zhang.
His advisor was Sheng Ning.
There were four people in total. They entered through the front door, while another group entered through the back door. This way, each side could choose their own "actors" and meet at the end.
"Let's go."
Teacher Wu stood with his hands in his pockets next to Teacher Zhang, while Sheng Ning looked indifferent. Chi Ye surveyed the film studio: "It's quite well built."
"Yes, the production team spent a lot of money."
In this group, only Teacher Wu talked to Chi Ye. Teacher Zhang was too high-ranking, so she treated Chi Ye indifferently. Sheng Ning was even worse, always looking down on people.
Ikeno didn't care, and the group walked into the street, only to be startled as soon as they entered.
They saw a female idol lying on the ground, wearing cat ears on her head and a tail on her butt. When she saw them coming, she immediately bared her teeth and "crawled" over.
That was a real climb.
Teacher Zhang and Teacher Wu were immediately startled and retreated.
What the hell is this?! Back off! Back off! Back off!
Sheng Ning frowned, her face filled with disbelief.
Only Chi Ye glanced at it a few times and couldn't help but say, "Can this content even be broadcast? I'll have to subscribe to SVIP to watch it. Why does the production team always push the boundaries?"
"Cough cough..."
The female idol couldn't keep up the act any longer and broke down in a second.
Teacher Zhang chuckled, while Teacher Wu pouted, frowned, and shook her head frantically.
This indicates that this won't work, and we should leave quickly.
The group continued to move forward.
"Captain! Captain!!"
Suddenly, a figure whirlwind rushed over, holding a half-eaten chicken foot, grabbed Chi Ye and shouted, "Captain, you're finally here!!" Chi Ye: "?!!"
The three people around: Holy crap, what kind of mental illness is this?!
But Chicken Claw Zhang didn't care about any of that. The moment he saw Chi Ye, a flash of inspiration struck him: what was Fan Jin passing the imperial examination? He was now Chicken Claw Chi Ye!
Grabbing Chi Ye, he started wailing, "Captain, you don't know how hard it is for us without you... I brought your favorite chicken feet this time, have a bite, have a bite!"
He shoved the half-eaten chicken foot into Ikeno's mouth.
Chi Ye's expression changed, and he quickly took a few steps back. Seeing that he still wanted to rush over, he immediately raised his hand: "That's too much, that's too much. You're just trying to take advantage of Liu Xiahui eating lamb kidneys?!"
"Although I bear the name of Goujian, you can't really make me eat history!"
Everyone else also had numb expressions on their faces.
The barrage of comments was hilarious.
"Chicken Claw Zhang, have some shame! Don't try to freeload off my brother like this!"
"That's too rough, they'd just stuff a chicken foot in there!"
"Coconut, watch your mouth! Watch your mouth!"
"Where's my sister Shang?!"
"Haha, I knew Rise wouldn't disappoint."
"Hilarious! Both Teacher Zhang and Wu Zhenyu were shocked."
"Captain, aren't you going to eat? If you're not going to eat, I'll save it for the other team members!"
Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Chicken Claw Zhang turned to leave, feeling discouraged. He immediately turned back, picked up a chicken claw, and ran to the other side while still gnawing on it.
Everyone: "..."
"No, is acting really a profession that just anyone can try?"
Sheng Ning couldn't help but say coldly, "These so-called 'actors' are simply an insult to the word 'actor'."
"Also, I feel like they're just here to ride the wave of popularity; as long as they get screen time and attention, that's enough for them."
When she said this, she glanced at Ikeno, the meaning of which was self-evident.
Riding the wave of popularity? Riding whose wave?
It belongs to you, Chi!
You're the one who summoned this bunch of demons and monsters.
Chino was speechless. He was about to say, "What does this have to do with me?", but the next second, everyone was shocked again.
"husband!!"
Qing Sao, dressed as a housewife, saw Chi Ye and her eyes lit up. She walked over, clutching her back, and shouted loudly, "Husband, where have you been? I have good news for you, I'm pregnant!"
Ikeno instinctively asked, "Whose?!"
Teacher Zhang opened her mouth.
Teacher Wu's facial features were distorted.
Sheng Ning was so angry she laughed.
The screen was filled with question marks and comments like "The professionalism of an actor" and "Okay, okay, that's how you do it with Ikeno."
I have a child!
Chi Ye sensed her "craving" for attention. Looking at Qing Sao, whose facial features were all over the place due to her stiff performance and who was shouting at him in a loud, unnatural voice, Chi Ye remained silent for two seconds before asking, "Do you have Yang Zi?"
"Huh?" Sister Qing broke down for the second time.
"Hahaha."
Teacher Zhang and Wu Zhenyu couldn't control themselves and sprayed it out.
Sheng Ning opened her mouth, speechless, and gave Qing Sao a blunt critique: "It's obviously fake, the acting is too obvious!"
You have a child?!
Just then, a figure that Chi Ye recognized walked over. Lin Jingyi looked at Chi Ye with surprise and disappointment: "You have a child, and you're still with me?!"
"Scumbag!"
Chiye: "???"
"I can't take it anymore, this is hilarious!"
"Holy crap! There's an expert here!"
"Xiaxia, hurry up and come, or Teacher Chi will have many more wives."
"Is this still a TV series?"
"Okay, okay, so the production team is treating Ikeno like a Japanese person, isn't they?"
Sheng Ning smiled this time and nodded in approval: "You acted very well. This can be kept for later evaluation."
Lin Jingyi was overjoyed and, forgetting that she was still "acting," quickly bowed and said, "Thank you, Teacher Sheng Ning!"
Teacher Zhang and Wu Zhenyu glanced at Sheng Ning, but neither of them said anything.
Well, Sheng Ning has recently entered the Beijing social circle, so let's give her some face.
……
the other side.
Yang Zi was dressed in a slick, disreputable style, with a sinister look in his eyes and a crooked mouth like a Nike logo. He was grinning lewdly as he searched for his "target".
"Little beauty, little stunner~ Hehehe~"
He walked up to an actress, bent down, and reached out his hands to grab her.
"what!"
Whether the actress was acting or not, she looked genuinely terrified. She threw a handful of vegetable leaves from the stall and ran away.
"My beautiful girl~ Don't run away, come into your brother's arms, your brother will love you~"
Upon seeing this, Yangzi stopped being salty and chased after the actress.
"...The acting was superb, it was a natural performance."
Jiang Kaige, who was walking by, saw this scene and commented: "He's a good candidate to play an old rogue."
At this moment, Yang Zi failed to catch up with the frightened actress. He turned around, saw Jiang Kaige and the others, and immediately locked his target on the international film queen Isabelle Huppert. His eyes gleamed with lust, and he pounced on her with bared teeth and claws: "Foreign beauty~ I'm here, hahahahaha."
The international film star was startled, her face turning pale as she backed away, looking at her co-stars beside her: "This...this..."
"Hehehe, you can even dodge? I love you just the way you are~"
Li Qian and Teacher Zeng couldn't stand it anymore, especially Teacher Zeng, who was the type who couldn't keep a secret. He spoke up in his Cantonese-accented Mandarin, saying, "That's enough, that's enough. Stop acting. If you keep acting, I'll call the police."
Yang Zi finished his work in a second, displaying the demeanor of a veteran artist, but he was secretly disappointed: Why wasn't it Chi Ye's group coming over?
They're not even "one of us," how could he get in through connections?!
"Ahem... Let's go."
Jiang Kaige remained expressionless and continued forward.
Their group is almost at the end and should be joining Teacher Zhang and Teacher Wu soon.
But at the end of the convergence, they saw a figure constantly doing backflips.
Xiang You was wearing a tight-fitting outfit. He didn't know what role he had designed for himself, but he kept doing backflips from the beginning. Every time he did a backflip, he would press his index finger against the bridge of his nose and strike a pose, as if he was waiting for the camera to give him a close-up.
Of course, he's almost exhausted now—after all, no one can keep flipping forever!
Why aren't Uncle Wu and Uncle Zeng here yet?!
And Ikeno, my good brother, why aren't you here yet?!
As he thought this, the next moment, he finally saw the "dawn".
Although it wasn't the Wu-Zeng-Chi combination he envisioned, with Uncle Zeng around, he felt confident!
He immediately abandoned the idea of resting and continued to do somersaults vigorously, while also slapping himself hard in the face.
Jiang Kaige and the others gaped, speechless for a moment.
"What...what is he...acting at?"
"It's like a monkey, doing somersaults."
"No, I think this should be considered performance art. Look at his finger and this slap... art!"
People became more worldly and socially adept.
Teacher Zeng covered her face, wishing she didn't know Xiang You.
"Hey, it's flipping through."
Just then, Ikeno's voice rang out.
Teacher Zhang, Teacher Wu, and a few others walked over. Chi Ye immediately noticed Xiang You, who was doing somersaults with great effort, and couldn't help but say, "Why does he like doing somersaults and slapping himself so much? I don't understand. Is he trying to test the mentor's acting skills?"
(End of this chapter)
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