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Chapter 503 Is this thing also a meme?
"Holy crap, what did you bring over here?"

"I have no idea!" Feng Xue was stunned when she heard Zhou Dafu's exclamation. Who knew where Mo Ying had brought such a huge golden Buddha statue to him from!

"Chao, how can this golden Buddha still move? That's right, materialized ghosts! Tsukumogami! Chao!"

While shouting loudly, Zhou Dafu frantically kicked away the sofa that he had previously prevented Feng Xue from sitting on, and as the soft outer layer was kicked over, the neat altar underneath was revealed.

"Wow, they're permanently stationed at the altar?"

Feng Xue's eyes lit up, but he quietly pulled Zhou Dafu in front of him. Don't misunderstand, he's not the kind of person who would betray his teammates. He's genuinely "protecting" Zhou Dafu. Given his current position, if Zhou Dafu were to encounter any danger, he would instantly take over the altar and save him.

But before that, he wanted to see how Chow Tai Fook planned to deal with the golden Buddha that had been inexplicably moved there...

"By the way, how did you move here?"

Hearing Feng Xue's question, Mo Ying also replied, puzzled:
"I don't know! I just used your object manipulation technique to fly out, trying to grab something and bring it back, but then I felt a weight on me and I was back in the blink of an eye."

"What the hell?" Feng Xue wasn't that she didn't believe Mo Ying, but this explanation was truly outrageous. Surely this Buddha hadn't deliberately shoved her into Mo Ying's hands? What was he after...?

"You audacious demon, how dare you disrupt the cycle of reincarnation! Do you know your crime?!"

"Alright, I know what he's after." Feng Xue grinned, but Zhou Dafu, unaware of Feng Xue's thoughts, curled his lip upon hearing this.

"Who exactly is disrupting the cycle of reincarnation? Me, Demon Prince? You're the one who's a disciple of Mara, aren't you?"

Without further ado, he stepped onto the floor, causing it to sink slightly. With a rapid mechanical sound, the altar quickly rose. Taking advantage of the fact that the Buddha statue was not convenient to move in a narrow space, he quickly completed the preparations for casting the spell.

Then, a door appeared.

"What is this thing?" Feng Xue stared at the door that the other party had seemingly conjured up out of nowhere, speechless for a moment. Zhou Dafu, while rearranging the objects on the altar, said:

"This is a meme called the 'Big Body Weakness Gate.' When facing a large enemy, you can summon a gate to block them. This is how modern memes fight: first, control the meme, then take the opportunity to analyze it, decipher its informational components, and then contain it accordingly."

"I think you'd be better off focusing on the ceremony than talking to me about this."

Although Chow Tai Fook's hand speed was already incredibly fast, Feng Xue still couldn't help but criticize the other party's dedicated commentary.

"Mine is also a meme, called 'Commentary,' which allows me to remain unattended by enemies while providing commentary. This is just a basic meme; there are more advanced ones like time-stop commentary, but those memes are extremely difficult to acquire and master, and they are also very dangerous."

As Zhou Dafu was speaking, his expression suddenly changed. Seeing this, Feng Xue, while preparing to rescue him, said:

"what's the situation?"

"I don't know, but we're stuck in a meme called 'A Chinese Ghost Story' right now... This big golden Buddha... Hmm, A Chinese Ghost Story II, right? Seriously, how can such an old movie become a meme? I've never heard of it before!"

Zhou Dafu's words made Feng Xue's expression slightly strange, and then she tentatively said:
"Maybe it's because there were no female ghosts before, but now there are?"

"Oh, so the one on you is really a slut?" Zhou Dafu turned around abruptly upon hearing this, and Mo Ying immediately bristled. Was the point that it was slutty?
“Yeah, and she’s a slut from Suzhou!” Feng Xue rolled her eyes, then said:

"You've identified the meme components, do you have a solution?"

"I don't know. Meme analysis can only detect general information features. How to crack it will depend on on-the-spot performance. At present, we only know that the information in this meme includes sword immortals, Buddhas, female ghosts, military officials, scholars, etc. Further analysis is needed."

Zhou Dafu quickly adjusted the altar, and new doors rose one after another, firmly wedging the more than three-meter-tall Buddha statue into the two-meter-wide room. Feng Xue looked at Zhou Dafu, then at Mo Ying, and said somewhat speechlessly:

"We have the Buddha statue, we have the female ghost, you are a military officer, I am barely a scholar, so what about the sword immortal?"

"brush!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a white light pierced through the door and struck the Buddha statue. Immediately, a handsome man in white robes and white hair, wielding a sword, rushed into the room. Zhou Dafu glanced back at Feng Xue, then hesitated slightly before saying:
"Hey, is your meme called 'protagonist halo'?"

"Protagonist halo? More like a jinx."

Feng Xue rolled her eyes. Zhou Dafu was too blind to see it, but he could tell that this person was definitely not from this world. In particular, his ancient-looking outfit was obviously the same as Delis's field suit!

Although the two are different in style and precision, under Feng Xue's Qi Observation Technique, their way of operating will power is exactly the same!
"A lackey of Heaven!"

Feng Xue made up her mind and stopped pretending. She kicked Zhou Dafu off the altar, grabbed three incense sticks from the table, and with a flick of her fingertips, inserted them into the incense burner.

"I sincerely offer three sticks of incense, which will transform into billions of clouds, each one a multicolored, connecting heaven and earth, each piece of auspiciousness blessing the past and present. I invite the goddess Little Bell, whose gaze is fierce and majestic. She was once the Supreme Lord of the Tianhou Palace and also the king of the electronics world. Her predecessor was called Little Wind Bell, and she was famous in ancient times. Disciple Feng Xue sincerely prays for the Lord to come soon, and the divine soldiers to rush as fast as the command!"

"What the heck?" Zhou Dafu, rubbing his aching back, got up from the ground and immediately triggered the吐槽役 meme through his吐槽 (tu cao, meaning "吐槽" or "吐槽" in Chinese, but without context, it's impossible to translate accurately) – before he could figure out where Feng Xue had found this "goddess from an ancient era," Feng Xue had already pulled a belt from her pocket and fastened it around her waist.

"Fragrance fills the universe, its pure scent piercing the heavens. A divine dragon treads the seven stars, incense and candles are lit to invite the priest, to invite the Moon Goddess, to be worshipped as the Earth Mother, the Moon Immortal. May the elixir of Penglai grant eternal life, may the dew of the Moon Palace nourish longevity, may the fire-washed rosy light burn away the ashes of calamity, may the dragon's chin's black pearl illuminate the night, may golden branches and jade trees stand tall, may the stone bowl before the Buddha hold countless grains of sand, may the mysterious light of the pearl dispel suffering, may its pure radiance bathe the past and present. This disciple, with unwavering devotion, earnestly beseeches the Primordial Sovereign to descend swiftly, may the divine soldiers hasten as commanded!"

"Who invites two gods at once?" Zhou Dafu was completely bewildered. He had seen memes before, but most of them were similar to self-hypnosis. But this one...

Feng Xue didn't care what Zhou Dafu was thinking. At this moment, the divine powers of Kaguya and Bell were colliding within his body. He raised his right hand, and Mo Ying condensed into form at his command. As the ghostly body was stuffed into his belt, a metallic sound accompanied the flow of magical power and spread out—

[The Month of Creation!]

[The bell of guidance!]

[Perfect match!]

"Transform!"

【Ancient Echoes: Pioneers of the Stars!】

【POWERRRRRRR!】

(End of this chapter)