Ultraman Any Key: Qiming

Chapter 397, Section 393. Qi Ming: Flowers, trees, sky, breeze, clouds, sun, rainbow...

"Bang!" Carmilla placed her hand on the building Qi Ming was leaning against, giving him a "wall slam".

She leaned down and slowly pressed herself against Qi Ming: "Come on, darling, we're definitely the best match. Let me cherish you!"

This aggressive and proactive move stunned the four people aboard the Flying Swallow II.

Kishida: "What's going on? Are the Ultramen...flirting?"

Huimei: "It looks like Carmilla is the one harassing Tiga, Vice-Captain, what should we do?"

Nishijo Nagi: “…”

If it's about eliminating monsters or aliens invading Earth, I have nine ways to do it.

But dealing with this situation... touches on a blind spot in my knowledge.

Qi Ming, the person involved, was about to have his brain shut down.

What to do? What to do? What to do!
"I've got it... Fujimiya, come and help me with my teeth!" Qi Ming urgently called out.

Agul, who stood by with his arms crossed after the battle, was speechless.

I have many ideas when it comes to quantum mechanics and artificial intelligence, but dealing with this situation... touches on my blind spots.

After thinking for a moment, he decided to step forward and extend his arm to block Carmilla and Tiga.

Aizen Makoto, who witnessed this scene through the camera, was delighted and immediately sent a message in the group chat to complain: "Do you guys have this déjà vu feeling? Qi Ming is a big star, Carmila is a star's crazy fangirl, and Fujimiya is the security guard blocking the crazy fangirl?"

Huimei: "Hehe."

Jun Himeya: "What happened?"

Hikari: "The situation is a bit complicated." They are also keeping an eye on the situation on the ground.

Huimei: "Captain, Qi Ming needs help."

Star Cluster: "..."

This situation also touched upon a blind spot in his and Hikari's knowledge.

In the original "Ultraman R/B" series, Makoto Aizen, who claimed that "Ultraman warriors only need to fight monsters and don't need to have romances," is more excited than anyone else.

He said, "I've watched a lot of romantic comedy anime, I understand. Teammate Qi Ming should be able to see three dialogue options now; as long as he selects the correct one, he can increase his affection level!"

Hikari: "This is the real world, not a visual novel."

Jugglus: "Among us, only Agamus, who's been married, seems to have any romantic experience. Agamus, are you there?"

There was no response; Agamus was probably modifying the Space Steel Dragon at this moment.

Now Qi Ming can only rely on himself.

"What should I say at a time like this... Brain, I command you to come up with the perfect solution!" Qi Ming's brain was about to explode.

No, I need to say something first to buy time and keep Carmilla calm.

He began to say, "Flowers, trees, sky, breeze, clouds, sun, rainbow."

Carmilla was taken aback: "Huh, what do you mean?"

Qi Ming continued, "Ocean, beach, forest, pebbles, gravel, earth..."

Carmilla: "Do you enjoy the scenery, or do you want to make a commitment to me in these meaningful places? I never expected you to be so romantic."

The delaying tactic worked, and with his brain working at high speed, Qi Ming finally came up with a way to break the deadlock.

He stretched out his hand and pointed to Carmilla's back: "Look, what a beautiful shooting star."

Carmilla turned her head: "Shooting stars, are there any?"

When she turned around, she found that Tornado Tiga was gone.

While other Ultramen used teleportation to save the day, Qi Ming used teleportation to escape, once again striving to be number one!
"Hey, where did he go!" Carmila exclaimed, bewildered. Seeing that she had successfully covered Qi Ming's "strategic retreat," Fujimiya said, "He probably needs a rest after continuous combat. I'll be going too."

After saying that, Agul's figure disappeared, and Carmila stayed in the same spot for a while before transforming back into her human form.

"You want to be in your best state after resting to receive my love? You really make me happy." Carmilla came to this conclusion after analyzing the situation for a while.

Self-construction and self-strategy – that's the terrifying thing about being obsessed with love.

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It was 10:30 p.m. that night.

Everyone gathered in Qi Ming's room, ostensibly to witness Xing Ju's arrival, but in reality...

Aizen Makoto, who had come all the way from the Kaburaya Islands, was the first to ask, "Qiming, why did you run away?"

Having recovered, Qi Ming remained silent for a moment before reciting again: "Flowers, trees, sky, breeze, clouds..."

Aizen Makoto exclaimed, "Stop it! Using someone else's lines to avoid answering is just too much!"

Qi Ming coughed and said, "I can't exactly fight my way out, can I? After all, this local Carmilla helped me out, and at the time, this was the only appropriate method."

Dan Moroboshi: "What we mean is, why don't you have a proper conversation with that Carmilla and bring her to the side of justice?"

"Although she is somewhat extreme in her thinking, she has not yet committed any murders, so there is still unlimited potential for her."

Qi Ming stroked his chin: "As for communication, I don't have much experience in this area..."

Aizen Makoto asked, "What do you mean, 'no'? When you were advising Fujimiya and encouraging me to cheer up, you spoke so eloquently... Wait a minute!"

He suddenly realized something: "Team member Qi Ming, you're not trying to say that you have no experience dealing with girls pursuing you, are you?"

Qi Ming looked at him with a smile.

Dan Moroboshi: "That's impossible, it doesn't make sense."

Who is Qi Ming? Wherever he goes, he always attracts the attention of all the women around him. How could someone like him lack female suitors?
Aizen Makoto exclaimed, "Qiming, you're almost twenty-two, aren't you? You're not still... that, are you?! That's practically monster-level among humans on Earth!"

Qi Ming couldn't hold back any longer: "And don't use Japan to represent the whole world! In my country, it's perfectly normal not to have sex at this age; many ordinary people are like me!"

"Hey!" Hui Mei, who had been silent all along, suddenly brightened up when she heard this.

Aizen Makoto: "But you're not an ordinary person!"

Qi Ming: "I'm just an ordinary, unremarkable person!"

Aizen Makoto: "That's enough! Give ordinary people a way to live!"

Looking at the two people performing a crosstalk routine, Moroboshi interrupted, "I noticed it a long time ago, Qi Ming, you have a strange aversion to women, why is that?"

Qi Ming: "Resist? No, you see, I've always gotten along very well with Emi, and I also cooperate very well with Vice Captain Saijo."

Saijo Nagi: "You know what we mean. Last time when Yamanaka joked about merging dormitories, your reaction was a bit intense, completely different from your usual composure."

Jugglus Juggler was also curious: "Did something happen in the past?"

Qi Ming thought for a moment: "Do you really want to know?"

Everyone nodded emphatically, including Hikari and Jugglus Juggler.

Sure enough, intelligent life forms love to gossip.

Under the intense gazes of the crowd, Qi Ming took a sip of water and began to recount his past.

That happened when he was eighteen.

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The second update will probably be around 2 PM (the next chapter is a bit difficult to write).

(End of this chapter)