Simultaneous travel: My sons all have the qualities of an emperor

Chapter 386 Gu Ming, who transmigrated into the body of Prince Duan, reunites with his family at Shaoshi Mountain.
In the chat group's meeting world, a group of Gu Mings surrounded another Gu Ming dressed in a magnificent brocade robe, listening to him boast.

The man in the fine robe was speaking so eloquently that his spittle flew everywhere, leaving the other Gu Mings listening in awe.

It turns out that Gu Ming transmigrated into the world of Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils and became the biggest winner.

You thought it was Duan Yu? Qiao Feng? Xu Zhu?

No, no, no.

No, none of those. Looking at the entire Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils, Qiao Feng is brave and invincible, with background music that makes him seem like he can beat anyone in the world, but he is also a tragic figure.

He hated the Khitans and was determined to protect the Song Dynasty, but he discovered that he was a Khitan himself.

Duan Yu had a miraculous encounter, but he was completely devoted to Wang Yuyan. However, the fairy-like beauty he had been fawning over all the way was someone that Murong Fu could easily obtain.

Xu Zhu was blessed with great fortune and started with a max-level character, but all his wishes were in vain. He wanted to stay at Shaolin Temple but could not.

Therefore, although these people are the main characters, their lives cannot be considered complete, except for one person.

That was Duan Zhengchun, the Prince of Zhennan of Dali, whom Gu Ming had transmigrated into. He was the number one lover in Jin Yong's novels, nicknamed the Dali Piledriver, and a model of men!

Speaking of which, Gu Ming actually transmigrated when Duan Zhengchun was young. At the time, Gu Ming was a little confused, but he quickly accepted the situation. This start is simply amazing!

A member of the imperial family, the Crown Prince of Dali, he is skilled in martial arts, has outstanding looks, and high emotional intelligence, especially when it comes to women. He can charm them with just a few words, making them almost willing to die for their lovers.

And so, Gu Ming's happy life began.

Honestly, such a wonderful start made Gu Ming completely uninterested in fighting and killing. In this world, living a carefree and happy life is the true meaning of life.

However, this prince was not without his flaws; for example, his son was someone else's, which was something he could not tolerate.

Fortunately, Gu Ming transmigrated very early, which gave him the opportunity to eliminate this flaw. As early as the Dali civil war, he quietly removed Duan Yanqing's head.

After transmigrating, Duan Zhengchun left Gu Ming with a solid foundation in martial arts, and Gu Ming, with his excellent comprehension, quickly made a name for himself in the martial arts world with his men and gold and silver treasures.

He was rich and powerful, had excellent martial arts skills, and possessed a stunningly handsome face. Only heaven knows how attractive he was to those female martial arts heroes.

Perhaps it was an innate talent, but Gu Ming could flirt with pretty girls whenever he saw them, using sweet words to win their hearts.

They met during the day and were able to have close, intimate conversations at night.

Well, what is negative distance communication? It's nothing more than those things, both deep and shallow.

There are outstanding local female heroes such as Dao Baifeng, Qin Hongmian, Madam Wang, Gan Baobao, Ruan Xingzhu, and so on.

Of course, playing too much can lead to disaster. For example, once, when Gu Ming and Gan Baobao were having a secret rendezvous, Qin Hongmian suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

Qin Hongmian's eyes immediately reddened, and tears streamed down her face. She turned and left without looking back. Gu Ming wanted to chase after her, but he couldn't move his spear, and could only manage to… after a long while…

The feeling of returning home after being away from my wife is overwhelming.

Upon hearing this, Gu Ming was extremely anxious, repeatedly asking, "What should we do? What should we do?"

Gu Ming from the Tianlong World laughed and said, "Do you think I'm one of those irresponsible scumbags? When you walk on the roadside, you're bound to get your shoes wet. I expected this day to come."

Immediately afterwards, Gu Ming's gaze from the Tianlong world deepened with affection:
"Actually, many people in the world say I'm a scumbag, but little do they know that I'm just dividing my sincerity into countless parts and giving them equally to the girl I love."

"Only a sincere heart can give a sincere heart, which is why those girls love me equally. It's just that my love is too vast, while their love can only accommodate me alone."

"And this gave me room to maneuver. After this happened that day, I decisively went to find Qin Hongmian and had the experts from my Prince's Mansion lead the team. I personally drugged Hongmian so that she lost all her skills. Then I tied her up and pretended that I was also tied up."

When Gu Ming heard this, he suddenly realized that this was a pre-enactment of the original timeline's ending, where he used his own life and death to shatter the prejudices of those women.

Gu Ming from the world of Tian Long Ba Bu looked at her approvingly: "That's right. When they realize that what they care about most is me as a person, they will appropriately let go of their prejudices against other women."

"That's easy for you to say. I don't believe they don't have any resentment in their hearts. They see each other every day."

Gu Ming from the world of Tian Long Ba Bu shrugged: "Then just don't let her see me. She can stay in her own little corner of the world, and I'll take some time each month to go over and coax her a little more."

"How do you coax them? You just need to use your words."

Gu Ming, from the world of Tian Long Ba Bu, smiled wickedly: "Of course."

Then he performed a stand-up comedy routine: "Although I flirt with women, it's just for show. How could those women possibly hold a place in my heart?"

Although I am in Dali, you are all I can think about.

In my heart, you are my most precious darling, my one and only true love.

The group of Gu Mings listened in stunned silence. The clever ones had already taken notes, planning to use a few of these techniques in the future. Gu Ming from the hentai section even showed an expression of regret for not having met them sooner.

As Gu Ming thought for a moment, he added, "Of course, we can't just rely on coaxing. We still need to give them a few injections afterward, one deep and one shallow, so that it can be considered a complete success and that we can keep them calm."

The rest of the world looked at Gu Ming with admiration, giving him a thumbs up.

This isn't dating, this is playing with fire.

In ancient times, transportation was inconvenient, and even martial arts masters couldn't travel all day long. Yet Gu Ming from Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils traveled thousands of miles just for a single cannon shot, which is truly admirable.

Gu Ming, in the world of Tian Long Ba Bu, looked at the admiring gazes of his counterparts from other worlds and clicked his tongue:

"Well, actually, it's not easy for me either. My artillery skills have improved over the years, but my martial arts have stagnated. In addition, there are many foreign enemies around, so I'm under a lot of pressure."

"Just now, I was on Shaoshi Mountain when Xuzhu was recognizing his relatives. I was thinking that if Xuzhu got a max-level account, and I could recognize him as my son, I would gain a top-tier fighter."

After all, Xu Zhu is an honest and easy-going child. Besides, since he's acknowledged me as his father, I won't mistreat him.
Then, with my son Yu'er and my daughter A'Zhu falling in love with Qiao Feng, the three main characters will all be in my Duan family, ensuring Dali's safety. Actually, I had already taken a step forward when the thought crossed my mind, but damn it, before I could even step forward, those martial arts figures, including Xu Zhu, had already looked at me, and even that old Bi Deng Xiao Yuanshan was startled.

Before I could even say anything, I was added to the chat group.

Gu Ming was completely stunned by what Gu Ming from the world of Tian Long Ba Bu said. You know what, you really don't know.

On Shaoshi Mountain, Xiao Yuanshan kept stirring up trouble, wanting to kill Xuzhu's biological father, the former leader and abbot of Shaolin, and thinking of exposing his dirty deeds and disgracing him.

However, given Gu Ming's reputation as a womanizer, as long as Gu Ming dared to admit it, even if Xiao Yuanshan produced a DNA report, it would be useless. So Old Bi was really panicked and even secretly used his internal energy to prepare to ambush Gu Ming.

Even if Abbot Xuanci of Shaolin Temple, as the leading figure in the Shaolin martial arts world, swore an oath to Buddha, none of the martial arts practitioners present would believe him; they would only say that the abbot was compassionate and benevolent.

This is what's called his reputation in the martial arts world!
After finishing speaking, Gu Ming from the world of Tian Long Ba Bu rubbed his fists together and looked at the others excitedly, saying, "Alright, brothers, the story is over. It's time to pass on your inner power to me."

"Damn it, let me tell you, my kidneys have been carrying a heavy load for years. If it weren't for my exceptional talent, they would have been ruined long ago. Thank goodness you guys came!"

Gu Ming and the others chuckled. Indeed, who could withstand such high-intensity artillery fire? A drastic measure was definitely needed.

They were very generous; it's just rubbing against someone's leg, they could do it all they wanted.

Upon receiving his cultivation, Gu Ming was overjoyed and hurriedly left. There were still a bunch of people at Shaoshi Mountain waiting for him to speak, so he had to hurry back to deal with them. He also wanted to take his confidante with him to achieve immortality and live a carefree life.

"Hmm, that's great! You can even gain cultivation points by telling stories. I have some stories to tell too. Do you have any wine?"

The second person, Gu Ming, stepped forward. He was also dressed as a martial arts figure, but he gave off an air of officialdom. On his wrist, he wore a highly futuristic watch that didn't fit the style of ancient martial arts circles.

Gu Ming was stunned for a moment, and unconsciously became somewhat reserved, listening to Gu Ming's time-travel story like a subordinate or a student.

It turns out that Gu Ming has transmigrated to become a staff member of the Wuxia World Administration Bureau. Their scope of management covers the entire Wuxia world, from ancient times to the present, including all Wuxia worlds of Jin Yong, Gu Long, and Huang Yi. Their purpose is to maintain the progress of the Wuxia world.

Don't ask why there's such an outrageous setting; it's been set up anyway. And somehow, transmigrators have suddenly started flocking to these martial arts worlds in droves, seemingly going crazy.

So Gu Minggang was immediately assigned to be in charge of Jin Yong's martial arts world, to maintain its order and prevent time travelers from disrupting the world's script.

After all, there are more and more time travelers these days. The better Gu Ming maintains order in Jin Yong's martial arts world, the closer the world's script is to the original work, the higher his achievements will be, and the more worlds he can control, thus leading to a successful official career.

Therefore, Gu Ming began to take a series of protective measures, setting up ambushes in some key treasure locations to prevent these transmigrators from taking away the opportunities that originally belonged to the protagonist.

For example, the white ape in The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber, the Tomb of the Living Dead in The Return of the Condor Heroes, the treasure in A Deadly Secret, and so on.

He believed that no time traveler could resist the temptation of martial arts manuals. He would then find a way to bring these time travelers back, and his performance would skyrocket.

But Gu Ming waited and waited, only to be met with silence, and all the worlds he managed began to issue alarms.

Female warriors from various worlds were attacked one after another, both righteous and evil, leaving Gu Ming completely bewildered.

No, what's in your heads, breasts and legs?

Is a man's dream just about black or white stockings? What happened to the promise of conquering the world, drinking from the vast ocean, mastering divine skills, becoming the leader of the martial arts world, and being the supreme ruler of the world?

This means that Gu Ming from the world of Tian Long Ba Bu has already left. Otherwise, that person would also be awkwardly scratching his nose, since he hasn't done anything worthwhile since transmigrating. All he wanted to do was cultivate so that he and his confidantes could live a happy life.

Then Gu Ming rushed to various worlds to save the day.

Fortunately, those time travelers were only brave; their martial arts skills were only average. They thought that a dose of sleeping potion would give them a good time, and then they could run away without having to take responsibility.

But they don't seem to realize how many female protagonists in martial arts worlds are truly simple-minded. Besides, do they really think the protagonist's luck is something to be taken lightly?

Thus, some of these time travelers attacked the confidante of the protagonist, who was portrayed as a kind-hearted person, and became bold but powerless.

Someone attacked the protagonist's confidante, who was both good and evil, and even leaned towards the dark side, and then died, which added to Gu Ming's achievements and opened up access to the two martial arts worlds of Gu and Huang.

Interestingly, Gu Ming later compiled statistics and discovered that married female warriors were attacked more often than when they were young.

Everyone hates Cao Cao, yet everyone wants to be Cao Cao.

In The Legend of the Condor Heroes, Huang Rong was attacked only a few dozen times, but in The Return of the Condor Heroes, she was attacked thousands of times.

The popularity of Yang Guo's wife was also thousands of times higher than that of Xiaolongnu in the Tomb of the Living Dead.

Gu Ming felt even more sorry for those who attacked Madam Yang. Damn it, they really dared to mess with anyone! That was Yang Guo in his complete form, who had even mastered the Ecstasy Palm.

That set of emotional martial arts is one of the biggest bugs in Jin Yong's world. It's a purely conceptual martial art. The secret of this martial art is that the more heartbroken the user is, the greater its power.

Don't say that these guys are too weak to beat Yang Guo. Even if they could beat Yang Guo, as long as Yang Guo thinks that if he loses, Xiaolongnu will be humiliated.

The feeling of heartbreak instantly transformed into one of boundless grandeur; even if it were Jin Yong himself, he would have to endure a few blows.

Thus, the time travelers who attacked Madam Yang back then were all, without exception, mangled beyond recognition. In the end, it was Gu Ming who went to collect their bodies and cremate them.

Oh, the funniest one is still The Smiling, Proud Wanderer, where Dongfang Bubai in the original novel was transformed from a man into a woman.

But for some reason, these time travelers kept rushing towards Blackwood Cliff, all thinking that Dongfang Bubai was a treasure girl and wanting to conquer her.

When they finally reached Blackwood Cliff after a great struggle and pulled back Dongfang Bubai's bed curtains, they found a muscular, hairy, androgynous being smiling at them:

Do you know what the profound truth of life is?

The word count of a long novel is omitted here, but at that time, when Gu Ming was at the foot of Blackwood Cliff, he couldn't help but get goosebumps all over his body when he heard the screams coming up the mountain, and he even felt a tightness in his anus.

(End of this chapter)