The Journey to the West is over, and the Perfect Life System is here

Chapter 260 Incense
Sun Wukong knew that Emperor Xin might have a bad reputation in later generations and be known as a tyrant.

However, during the first seven years of his reign, he was a wise ruler praised by the people.

He was also a man of advanced thinking, having long seen the drawbacks of slavery. He advocated for improving the status of women and selecting students from disadvantaged backgrounds.

As for why it became the kind of thing that was despised by everyone in later generations, there are many reasons.

"If this Mr. Shang is the contemporary human king, then I am willing to assist him!" Su Hong said solemnly.

Perhaps with Hu Ximei and Yu Xian'er's vision, they could not see the extraordinary qualities of Emperor Xin, but after talking with Emperor Xin for a few days, she had a great appreciation for his talents and thoughts.

Moreover, although Emperor Xin did not leave Chaoge many times, he knew some of the key issues and was obviously a man of real talent and knowledge.

On the other side, after Emperor Xin left the clinic, he kicked You Hun again and cursed at him, feeling unsatisfied.

"You idiot! I was just discussing something with Miss Hong, but you interrupted me!"

"Your Majesty, I...I can't do anything about it! It's the Prime Minister..." You Hun said innocently.

"Forget about this old thing!" Emperor Xin didn't want to say anything more.

You Hun's expression changed slightly, and he said with a smile: "My king, since you appreciate that red girl so much, why not..."

Emperor Xin thought for a moment and said, "We'll talk about this tonight..."

As soon as they reached the palace gate, Shang Rong, Bigan and several other ministers hurried over.

"Your Majesty, today is the day to burn incense at Nuwa Palace. It would be disastrous if you miss the auspicious time!" Shang Rong said earnestly. "Also, Your Majesty, you must inform us when you leave the palace next time! We, the ministers, are doing this for your own good!"

"I know, I know!" Emperor Xin waved his hand impatiently and went to change his clothes.

At noon, a group of people guarded the chariot carrying Emperor Xin and headed towards Nuwa Palace.

King Wucheng Huang Feihu accompanied the emperor to protect him, and the momentum was huge.

The people of Chaoge also came to watch the fun, wanting to see the true face of the King of Shang.

As the Holy Mother of the human race, Nuwa is respected by kings of every generation.

Therefore, the human kings were not stingy at all when it came to building the Nuwa Palace. For example, the Nuwa Palace of the Shang Dynasty was built quite magnificently.

In front of the hall, a golden boy holds a banner, inside the hall, jade hooks hang obliquely, in front of the statue of Nuwa, there is a swaying treasure tent, and above the incense burner, there is faint green smoke.

But no one noticed that You Hun's face looked very ugly and he felt uncomfortable all over.

After Emperor Xin finished burning incense, a strong wind suddenly blew over, and it seemed as if something in the wind flowed into Emperor Xin's body.

Then a hint of pink appeared in Emperor Xin's eyes.

Outside the Nuwa Palace, Zhunti was gloating: "Although this Human King has the protection of human destiny, even a saint would have to think twice before taking action.

But what I have in my hand is the lust poison from the Desire Demon God. Even a Daluo Jinxian cannot bear it."

Just as he expected, Emperor Xin was not feeling well at this moment. He looked at the statue in front of him and said infatuatedly, "Nuwa is indeed worthy of being the Holy Mother of the human race. She is truly stunningly beautiful. If only I could take her into my harem..."

Shang Rong and other senior officials were shocked: "Your Majesty, please do not blaspheme the goddess Nuwa!"

Emperor Xin didn't care and just picked up his pen to write poetry.

But at this moment...

"puff……"

A loud and melodious fart sounded, shaking the Nuwa Palace and causing all the ministers in the Nuwa Palace to fall silent.

"puff……"

There was another sound, and Nuwa Palace trembled again. Everyone stared at You Hun and smelled an extremely foul odor.

At this moment, You Hun's face turned pale. He rubbed his stomach and said with a sad face, "I... I might have a stomachache..."

Even Emperor Xin was awakened by the fart sounds, and the human destiny that protected him took the opportunity to suppress the poison of desire.

"You are so good, You Hun. You actually dared to fart openly in the Nuwa Palace. You are so disrespectful to the Queen Mother Nuwa. Catch him for me!" Shang Rong waved his sleeves.

"It's unfair, it's unfair! Prime Minister, I can't control this fart!" Just as You Hun finished speaking, his body trembled again and he farted again.

"You bastard, you dare to fart? Catch him, catch him quickly!" Shang Rong covered his mouth and nose and shouted.

A group of guards rushed forward and immediately pinned You Hun to the ground.

"Unjust, Prime Minister, I am wronged!" You Hun screamed, "Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Unjust!"

At this time, Emperor Xin looked at the statue of Nuwa again.

Although the statue of Nuwa in the Shang Dynasty was made more delicately, it is still far from being beautiful.

After all, the craftsmanship is there.

Emperor Xin also found it hard to imagine that he would react to a stone sculpture. Could it be that he was too horny recently?
impossible!

I clearly went to Concubine Zhang's bedroom yesterday...

"Your Majesty, this is unjust, unjust!"

At this time, You Hun was farting and shouting.

Emperor Xin frowned and waved his hand: "You Hun has been disrespectful in Nuwa Palace. Take him away first."

"Yes!" The guards received the order.

You Hun also breathed a sigh of relief. Since the king had spoken, it meant that his life was temporarily safe.

His good friend Fei Zhong shrank his neck when he saw You Hun being taken away, and warned himself in his heart that he should not eat anything carelessly in the future.

Order was quickly restored in Nuwa Palace, but even though incense was lit inside the palace, one could still smell a faint smell of farts.

So after Emperor Xin finished burning incense, he and his ministers quickly left Nuwa Palace.

As for Zhunti outside the Nuwa Palace, she frowned.

"This is impossible! My poison is pure lust, how could it be broken by a fart? What kind of fart is so powerful?"

Just when Zhunti was still wondering, an angry scolding sounded.

"You are such a good Zhunti! How dare you plot against me? I will kill you!"

When Zhunti looked up, he saw Nuwa coming towards him with a red ball in her hand.

Nuwa Palace was built by people for Nuwa, so there must be a connection between Nuwa and Nuwa Palace.

You Hun's fart was so loud that it naturally alarmed her.

As a result, she noticed Zhunti hiding in the dark and immediately understood everything.

"Nuwa, please listen to my explanation. Please listen to my explanation. This is none of my business!" Zhunti shouted.

"If it's none of your business, then why are you in the Nuwa Palace of the Shang Dynasty?" Nuwa asked.

Now, Zhunti fell silent.

He couldn't possibly say that he wanted the contemporary human king to blaspheme Nuwa!

If this were to be said out loud, the consequences would probably be even worse than You Hun's fart in Nuwa Palace.

"Zhunti, do you have anything else to say?" Nuwa threw the red ball in her hand directly.

"Ouch!" Zhunti was hit directly and a big bump appeared on his head.

He covered his head and shouted, "Nuwa, don't think I'm afraid of you. If you dare to attack me again, I won't be polite."

Nuwa threw the red ball out again: "Why don't you try being polite? I will definitely ask you for an explanation on this matter."

Zhunti now blocked the red ball and shouted, "Nuwa, the weather is bad today, I won't fight you, let's wait until the weather is better."

After saying that, he immediately escaped.

He felt extremely helpless. He had made so many preparations to let the human king blaspheme Nuwa, but in the end, it was ruined by a fart, and Nuwa caught him red-handed.

It didn't make sense in the first place, and now it's even harder to explain.

"Zhunti, don't run..." Nuwa chased her relentlessly.

The two saints left Chaoge after a brief confrontation, and the people of Chaoge were unaware of it.

At this time, Emperor Xin returned to the palace and went to find the imperial physician immediately.

The ministers were frightened, fearing that the king would be hurt by the fart.

"Your Majesty, there is nothing serious wrong with your health. There is no need to worry." The imperial physician responded.

"It's good that you're not seriously ill. It's good that you're not seriously ill." Emperor Xin breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, You Hun had been released. Although he stopped farting, no one dared to get within three feet of him. Even Fei Zhong was extremely disgusted with him.

You Hun wanted to step forward in a flattering manner.

Emperor Xin subconsciously covered his mouth and nose.

You Hun's face froze, and he quickly smelled his clothes, only to find that there was no strange smell.

After being released, he washed himself ten times and his skin was almost rubbed off.

But after the fart incident, everyone looked at him as if he were the plague god.

You Hun was almost crying!

"Don't come over here, I will beat you to death if you come over!" Emperor Xin scolded.

You Hun smiled awkwardly and said, "Your Majesty, if you feel unwell, you can go to the clinic outside the palace. I heard there's a very skilled doctor there."

Emperor Xin frowned: "What miracle doctor..."

But he suddenly came to his senses and coughed a few times hurriedly: "Cough, cough, cough, I really don't feel well. The imperial doctors in this palace are all quacks. I want to go out and see a doctor."

The imperial physician couldn't help but say, "Your Majesty, I can guarantee that there is nothing wrong with your health, and we are not quacks."

Emperor Xin glared and clenched his fists: "Now tell me, is there anything wrong with my body?"

"There is... there is a big problem." The imperial physician said cautiously.

"Okay, you all heard it. The imperial physician said that there is something wrong with me, so I will leave the palace." Emperor Xin put his hands behind his back, preparing to leave the palace with full of anticipation.

You Hun and Fei Zhong hurried to catch up.

"Wait, you stay." Emperor Xin paused and pointed at You Hun.

"My lord, it was...it was me who reminded you to go to the clinic..." You Hun said in a low voice.

"Nonsense, it was the imperial physician who told me to leave because I was sick. Don't offend Miss Hong." Emperor Xin waved his hand at his nose again.

You Hun froze there. He had reminded the king to go to the clinic in order to please him, but in the end he was abandoned so ruthlessly?
Fei Zhong on the side gave him a sympathetic look.

In this way, Emperor Xin and Fei Zhong left the palace and went straight to Huichuntang, a medical clinic in the north of the city.

At this time, there was a constant stream of people coming to Huichun Hall to see a doctor.

Although this clinic has only been open for half a month, its reputation has spread throughout Chaoge.

Everyone knows that there is a doctor named Hu in Huichuntang. His medicine can cure any disease, and most importantly, his consultation fee is extremely cheap.

"My lord, are you here in Huichuntang for the miracle doctor Hu?" Fei Zhong asked.

"Wrong! Although Doctor Hu has superb medical skills, she can only save people. But the person I am looking for can govern the country!" Emperor Xin said in a deep voice.

"Your Majesty, governing a country... isn't that a bit too exaggerated?" Fei Zhong asked doubtfully.

"You know nothing..." Emperor Xin originally wanted to say, "You know nothing," but after thinking about it, he felt a little nauseous.

"Forget it, you don't understand even if you tell me."

Having said that, Emperor Xin sighed.

In such a vast Shang Dynasty, no one knew his ambition except Hong Girl.

In the court, whether it was Grand Tutor Wen, Prime Minister Shang Rong or the emperor's uncle Bigan.

Not to say they are stupid, but they lack long-term vision.

As for Fei Zhong and You Hun, they are just good at guessing what others mean, and are just two jesters.

Only Miss Hong could be regarded as his confidant.

Thinking of this, Emperor Xin walked into Huichun Hall.

But when he walked through the clinic and into the main hall, he saw a Taoist priest in green sitting at the head of the hall, and the girl Hong, whom he had been thinking about, was standing behind the Taoist priest.

Emperor Xin stepped forward and said with a smile, "Grandpa Sun, who are you waiting for?"

"Waiting for you!" Sun Wukong said lightly.

Seeing that the Taoist dared to speak to his own king in such a tone, Fei Zhongli shouted: "Great..."

"Fuck you!" Emperor Xin kicked Fei Zhong away and apologized, "Grandpa Sun, this is my servant. I don't know the etiquette. Please don't be offended."

After entering the clinic that day, Emperor Xin met almost everyone in the clinic.

The knowledgeable Su Hong, the skilled doctor Hu Ximei, the mysterious Yu Xian'er, the somewhat dull Yang Dalang, and the butler-like Mr. Yang.

As the contemporary King of Shang, Di Xin thought he was knowledgeable and experienced, but he could not see through everyone here.

What was most difficult for him to see through was the old Taoist priest named Sun in front of him.

"I don't know what Grandpa Sun wants to talk to me about." Emperor Xin became serious.

"If I tell you that Shang's fortune only has the last twenty-eight years, what would you think?" asked Sun Wukong.

"Twenty-eight?" Emperor Xin's expression changed, and then he said, "Our Shang Dynasty has gone through nearly six hundred years. It has developed to this day, prospering and flourishing, and the people live and work in peace and contentment. Why is it that it has only been twenty-eight years?"

"Because the gods in heaven want to attack Shang, don't you find it strange that Yuan Futong of Beihai and those small princes suddenly rebelled? This is the precursor to chaos." Sun Wukong laughed.

Emperor Xin's eyes showed horror again, and then he clenched his fists unwillingly.

"Do you feel it's unfair?" Sun Wukong looked at Emperor Xin.

"Yes! Our Shang Dynasty has no bad record. The people are stable and respect the gods and immortals. What reason do those gods have to attack Shang?" A surge of anger rose in Emperor Xin's heart.

"I can only tell you that this is a game between gods and immortals. The Shang Dynasty is just a chess piece, and the people are also chess pieces. They only care about their own goals and don't care about the survival of the Shang Dynasty and the people." Sun Wukong said.

"They dare! If they dare to attack Shang, I will rebel against those immortals and gods!" Emperor Xin said coldly and firmly.

"It seems that you, the Human King, still have some courage. I have a method that can save the Shang Dynasty from danger. Are you willing to accept it?" asked Sun Wukong.

"Emperor Xin is willing." Emperor Xin was not surprised when Sun Wukong revealed his identity.

He had already seen that this Grandpa Sun must be a hermit.

"Aren't you afraid that I'm lying to you?" Sun Wukong suddenly felt that Emperor Xin was a little interesting.

Although he is reckless, he is actually very thoughtful.

This promise was a bit hasty.

"I can naturally tell the truth from falsehood in Grandpa Sun's words." When saying this, Emperor Xin showed a strong sense of confidence.

Although he seems a bit eccentric, he has unique charisma and courage.

Otherwise, Emperor Yi would not have entrusted the Shang Dynasty to him.

(End of this chapter)