Stepping on the demon door, the witch becomes the strongest

Chapter 809 Ruoxi Military Strategy
Traditional thinking often holds that if girls who like the same boy stay together, they will inevitably fight each other.

In fact, that's not entirely true.

Fighting is a primal instinct to compete for the opposite sex, but humans are clearly not entirely driven by instinct.

Zhou Hongyu wasn't good at socializing, and the other two knew it too, so they didn't feel comfortable bothering her. Ye Yun and Su Yunjin were both social butterflies; the former had a good personality, and the latter had high emotional intelligence, so they quickly became as close as sisters—of course, only on the surface.

Yang Linhui pretended to be communicating with Master Jing, but had already hidden away to play on his phone, secretly eavesdropping on their conversation.

It's so exciting! Extremely exciting!

Although Vice Captain Ye and Su Yunjin did not quarrel, they were both trying to figure out each other's temper and personality. What were they trying to do?

Anyway, it's not for the sake of better harmonious coexistence, hahahahahahaha!
"Lin Hui, why aren't you saying anything?" Liu Longtao sent a message.

Yang Linhui quickly checked the message and realized it was time for the shift change. According to the established schedule, he and Zhou Hongyu were to cover for Liu Longtao and Xie Ruoxi.

Damn it, I haven't seen the show yet!
Yang Linhui stood up helplessly and transmitted his voice to Zhou Hongyu:
"Team Leader Zhou, it's time for your shift to change."

"Okay." Zhou Hongyu felt as if she had been granted a pardon.

She wasn't very good at communicating with people she didn't know well. While she was fairly familiar with Yun Jin, she was quite reserved in front of Ye Jun.

Emotionally speaking, the two can only be considered to have a casual relationship, like Yan Yu and Qin Meng and Meng Qingxi; but in reality, they will be sisters living in the Yan residence in the future, but they should not be too distant.

Maintaining social distancing is too difficult for Hongyu, who has been fighting with people since she was a child. She is better at managing physical distance, such as zero-distance contact between a fist and an enemy, or negative distance with Yan Yu...

Now that Yang Linhui had asked her to go on duty, it was a good opportunity for her to escape from this awkward social vortex. So she hurriedly said, "I have to go," and stiffly turned around and left.

Shortly after the two left, Liu Longtao and Xie Ruoxi returned.

"Captain!" Xie Ruoxi exclaimed as soon as she entered the room, rushing into Yan Yu's arms with tears in her eyes, "I missed you so much!"

For a moment, Su Yunjin and Ye Yun's expressions became tense.

To give an example, it's like socializing at a dinner table, and no one touches their chopsticks. Is it because they're not hungry? Of course not! It's just that some things are more important than eating... and then you see a silly guy, chopsticks in hand, eating and drinking to his heart's content, making them suddenly feel like the ones who are trying to maintain a facade are the ones who look like fools.

Yan Yu picked up Xie Ruoxi, spun her around happily in the air, and then gently put her down.

Xie Ruoxi belatedly realized that Yun Jin and Ye Jun were watching, so she abandoned the idea of ​​drooling on the captain's cheek and turned around with an embarrassed smile:

"Yun Jin, I'm back. Ye Jun, you're here too?"

"Okay." Ye Yun nodded and said, "Come and set up a formation."

"Huh?" Xie Ruoxi's eyes lit up. "Is it the formation that could split my lightning magic into countless bolts of lightning when I was undergoing my tribulation and forming my core?"

"No," Ye Yun said mysteriously, "it's a thousand times more powerful than that."

Xie Ruoxi pressed for details, but how could Ye Yun leak such top-secret information to her when even Su Yunjin couldn't find out?

Liu Longtao walked towards Yan Yu and extended his fist:

"Old Yan, you're here! It's rare to see you like this. I've been missing you so much lately."

"Why would you want to know me?" Yan Yu sneered as he punched him. "I have nothing to do with you."

"I feel so frustrated seeing you partying all day long back home while I'm stuck here working day and night," Liu Longtao laughed heartily. "I'll treat you to dinner tonight?"

"No, please, let me invite you." Ye Yun quickly interrupted him, "I'm from Tianjin, so it's only right that I invite you."

“Alright, then Ye Jun, please.” Liu Longtao gestured for her to proceed.

It was almost lunchtime, but the formation was still being set up in an orderly manner. The "volunteer staff" in the Hundred Worlds of the Mortal World were doing the work, and no external intervention was needed, so everyone went to eat first.

The hotel where we ate was recommended by Ye Jun. In her words, "I held my full moon celebration and tenth birthday party here, and it was absolutely great value for money."

What most of you here don't really care about is the "good quality at a low price"; you're more concerned about the hotel's security and privacy, so you don't end up surrounded by a bunch of fans who have come running after only half an hour.

Ye Yun repeatedly assured that this situation would not occur.

After everyone gathered together for a meal, their eyes kept glancing at Yan Yu.

Yan Yu suddenly thought of something, his expression changed slightly, and he quickly transmitted his voice to Liu Longtao:
"Pour him some alcohol! Quickly!"

Master Jing chuckled inwardly, raised his wine cup, and said:
"Old Yan, we've been fighting to the death with the Bohai Giant Serpent, while you've been indulging in pleasure in the comforts of the home front. Shouldn't you be punished with this cup of wine?"

“He deserves to be punished!” Yan Yu immediately understood and said, then downed a cup of wine.

"For so many days, not a single phone call has reached the front lines," Lord Jing said indignantly. "As the number one general of the Lu Kingdom, how can he not care about national affairs? Shouldn't he be punished with this cup of wine?"

"He deserves to be punished!" Yan Yu drank again.

"He's here but can only be a cheerleader, he can't help with anything. Shouldn't he be punished with this drink?" Master Jing said with a pained expression.

"He deserves to be punished!" Yan Yu continued drinking.

The girls suddenly realized something was wrong: Why are you two interacting so frequently all of a sudden?
Ye Yun and Su Yunjin exchanged glances for a moment, both guessing Yan Yu's true intentions.

He's using drunkenness to escape his responsibilities as a partner tonight!
"Don't just focus on drinking," Ye Jun said with a smile, putting some food on his plate. "Here, have some hearty dishes."

"Eat more!" Xie Ruoxi replied casually, oblivious to everything, and began frantically eating the main dishes.

"Is it okay that you drank too much?" Su Yunjin asked worriedly. "Luckily, I have some hangover pills. I'll take one later."

Humph, want to escape?
Ye Jun raised her eyebrows in surprise and gave Su Yunjin a look that said, "You're amazing, you even thought of that."

Su Yunjin smiled without saying a word. Actually, the pill she brought wasn't for relieving hangovers, but rather for restoring her depleted vital energy... But so what? I'm saying it's for relieving hangovers now, so it is!
If you think there's a problem, do you dare to say it? Being able to distinguish between pills while drunk proves you weren't drunk at all.

Yan Yu also realized something was wrong; Yun Jin had come prepared. He quickly gave Liu Longtao a look.

Uncle Jing, help me!

Liu Longtao pondered. First, he only had one girlfriend; second, his girlfriend was just an ordinary person; and finally, he was the boss at home, taking what he wanted and not taking what he didn't want, so how could she possibly force or exploit him?
You've found so many wives, all of them physically strong female cultivators, each with extraordinary status and power. It would be an injustice if your harem didn't erupt in flames! Old Yang is right, no one forced you to build this harem. You'll be dried up and no one will pity you. You deserve it!

Thinking of this, Master Jing revealed a gloating smile.

Yan Yu: ………………

"Oh dear, we've eaten enough for today." Liu Longtao pretended to rub his stomach and stood up. "It's time for everyone to go back and rest."

"Master Jing," Yan Yu said with a forced smile, "eat your fill and then sleep. Be careful not to die suddenly."

"Hey, I'm going back to rest, not to sleep right away," Liu Longtao said smugly. "He Ye took leave today to come to Tianjin, so I'm going to go and spend some sweet time with her early."

He deliberately repeated the phrase "time for two," which indeed caused a slight displeasure from Su Yunjin and Ye Jun. As for Xie Ruoxi, she was still preoccupied with a delicious beef rib and had no time to read the atmosphere.

"Look how greedy you are," Yan Yu said dismissively. "Never eaten anything good before."

He Ye is indeed gentle, but in terms of beauty alone, how can she compare to the beauty in my arms!
"It's alright, I need to take care of my health." Liu Longtao laughed heartily. "Don't bite off more than you can chew. Overeating will cause indigestion and actually deplete your vital energy!"

Every word he uttered was laced with sarcasm, without a single vulgarity. Lord Jing gave Yan Yu no chance to retort and swaggered away.

Yan Yu silently looked around. He saw Su Yunjin smile slightly, Ye Yun remain expressionless, only Xie Ruoxi, who had finished eating and drinking, grabbed a napkin from the table to wipe her mouth, and then asked eagerly:

"Has everyone finished eating? Want to go back and sleep together in bed?"

"Sleep, sleep, all you do is sleep!" Yan Yu stood up abruptly, saying indignantly, "All you do is eat and sleep all day long, how did I raise such a pig-like thing like you?"

He left with a look of disappointment and frustration. Xie Ruoxi was speechless, her expression somewhat aggrieved, but then she saw Su Yunjin and Ye Jun get up at the same time and walk outside.

"Wait, Yun Jin, where are you going?"

“Go find the captain,” Su Yunjin replied with a smile.

Yan Yu hurriedly returned to his room, locked the door behind him, and then suddenly realized something was wrong.

If you can walk through walls, what's the point of locking the door?

Sigh, ever since I married a nun, I have absolutely no privacy.

Oh well! I probably can't escape it tonight anyway, might as well start working out!
By now, he has long since shaken off the effects of his battle with the Valkyrie and has fully restored his physical essence.

Fighting four people in a short period of time is the limit of Yan Yu's strength, even surpassing Lu Bu's ability to fight three heroes, which speaks volumes about his level of skill. Currently, Zhou Hongyu is still attacking the Bohai Giant Serpent, and with only Yun Jin, Ruoxi, and Ye Yun, it's unlikely they can put much pressure on Yan Yu's "Fangtian Halberd Ti".

But even an eagle hunting a mouse or a lion hunting a rabbit requires utmost effort. How could someone as battle-hardened as Yan Yu make the mistake of underestimating the enemy?
First, adjust your physical condition, then you must face the battle with your full strength!

Yan Yu first exercised, then took a bath, then took the pill, and also lit some aromatherapy in the room and adjusted the light strip. After finishing all these things, he looked at the time and it was already 10 p.m., but still no one came.

Hmm, what's going on?

Meanwhile, in Xie Ruoxi's room, three girls sat in a circle, listening to Xie Ruoxi's boastful talk:

"As the saying goes, 'One should strike while the iron is hot,' but the momentum wanes with each attempt, and exhaustion follows with the third. The captain thinks that now is the time for us to conserve our strength and energy before going to find him, so we should deliberately avoid doing so!"

"Once he gets through the first half of the night, he will inevitably become suspicious and doubt that we are not planning to come tonight, thus lowering his guard."

"We will launch a surprise attack in the middle of the night, around two or three in the morning, and take advantage of his deep meditation to defeat him decisively and rout him!"

"This is Ruoxi's Art of War!"

"How about we set the order as Yun Jin, Ye Yun, and then me..."

"Wait a minute," Su Yunjin suddenly said, "Ruoxi, are you going to stay behind? Are you really okay?"

"There's nothing we can do about it," Xie Ruoxi said seriously. "I know that my attack power and endurance are far inferior to yours. If I were to go first, I would probably surrender in a few minutes and wouldn't be able to do anything to break his spirit."

"How about this?" Ye Jun suddenly suggested, "Ruoxi, don't you really like playing games? In games, you can drag low-health minions to the back to heal, right? So we can actually go at the same time, and the one at the front line can immediately retreat once they are low on health, and let the person next to them take over."

“That’s not good.” Su Yunjin immediately objected. “Let me give you an example: If you use the same toothbrush, wash it clean, and then give it to me, I can barely accept it. But if the toothbrush brushes your mouth once, then I brush mine once, and then I use it on Ruoxi… I can’t do that, I can’t accept it.”

"That's true." Ye Yun got goosebumps when she heard her say that. "Never mind, forget I mentioned it."

Xie Ruoxi didn't care. After all, Golden Core cultivators are immune to all diseases, so what was there to be afraid of? But seeing that her two older sisters couldn't accept it, she wisely kept quiet.

The three looked at each other for a moment, then Su Yunjin suddenly said:
“Actually, if it really comes down to winning... Ruoxi should go first, I'll go second, and Ye Jun, you should go last.”

"Why?" Xie Ruoxi asked in shock.

"Because you lose money quickly," Su Yunjin said bluntly. "Once you've lost money, you can just wash up and get ready to go out."

"Then go to Bohai to fill in for Hongyu and bring her back." Ye Jun suddenly realized.

The three fell silent again.

This strategy greatly increases the chances of winning. Xie Ruoxi can leave if she loses, then Yun Jin can fight normally, and finally Ye Jun, the king of endurance, can take over. Once Yan Yu finally manages to defeat Ye Jun, he'll see Hong Yu walk through the wall... For him, that would undoubtedly be the most terrifying and horrifying nightmare!

But here's the question: what will be the cost?

Should we have another person at the table just to make Yan Yu look foolish?
"Never mind," Su Yunjin said with a wry smile. "I'll go find him then."

Yan Yu waited until midnight, and became furious, feeling like he had been stood up.

I wanted to send them a message to ask, but I didn't want them to think I was too impatient, so I simply lay down fully clothed, snuggled under the covers, and lazily played on my phone.

After a moment, I suddenly felt something slippery slip into the blanket from the outside.

"Yun Jin?" Although he couldn't see the person clearly, Yan Yu could instantly recognize the person by the scent of the shampoo.

"Captain." Su Yunjin snuggled into his arms, reached out and pressed the button on his pajamas, her voice sounding somewhat excited, "Actually... I missed you too."

...I don't want to lose to Ruoxi.

(End of this chapter)