Stepping on the demon door, the witch becomes the strongest

Chapter 692: Xie Ruoxi Extra

There is an unwritten rule in the house.

Whenever it is someone's birthday, everyone else will find an excuse to go on a long trip, taking all the children with them, leaving Yan Yu and the little lucky star who is celebrating the birthday to spend time alone together.

Of course, if it's Yan's birthday, everyone will stay home together, even at night...

In short, thanks to this rule, Xiao Ruoxi also has a precious opportunity that cannot be shared with others.

The night before her birthday, Xie Ruoxi was very happy.

In the past, he always asked for a one-on-one match, and I didn’t have the courage to refuse. Now I can rightfully have him all to myself!

A few hours later.

Quack, help!

It turns out that if the food that requires two or three people is forced to be eaten by one person, there is a high probability that something will go wrong.

The next morning, when Yan Yu finished breakfast and went up to knock on the door again, he found that Xie Ruoxi had not gotten up yet.

"My legs are weak!" she cried, her voice trembling with tears. "My hands are shaking too. I can't get up!"

"I can't help it." Yan Yu pushed the door open and said, "Then let me help you dress. Only for today~"

"Hehe, husband, you are so nice." Xie Ruoxi immediately smiled and hugged him from behind.

Good, another improvement. Women who know how to eat are indeed healthier.

Yan Yu smiled and helped her put on her clothes. Xiao Ruoxi was a little flattered and chirped:

"I'm going to the anime convention this afternoon, and you said you'd accompany me."

"Yeah, but I can't do cosplay anymore."

"Of course I do. I don't want to be recognized and appear on the news again."

"Well, speaking of news, it reminds me of someone announcing to the entire nation on a live TV program, 'I love the anime'..."

"Stop talking, stop talking, stop talking!" Xie Ruoxi quickly covered her ears and kept shaking her little head.

After putting on clothes and then a skirt, Xie Ruoxi suddenly realized: Wait, this seems to be...

"Yan, Yanyu!" she said tremblingly, "This dress doesn't seem to be mine?"

"Hahahaha!" Yan Yu put the skirt on her with all his strength, then laughed like a villain, shouting wildly, "I didn't say it was your clothes? In fact, it was left by Hongyu last time!"

"Oh, no!" Xie Ruoxi cried.

"Why do you think I had to dress you myself? Haha, this morning, you cosplayed Zhou Hongyu for me!"

Under Yan Yu's coercion and inducement, the poor and delicate little Ruoxi finally rolled her eyes and let out a sharp explosion!
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Yan Yu waited downstairs for nearly 20 minutes before finally seeing Xie Ruoxi coming down.

She was still wearing Zhou Hongyu's clothes, a blue denim jacket on the upper body and a gray plaid pleated skirt on the lower body - Hongyu was originally used to wearing pants, but since she was with Yan Yu, she also began to study clothing combinations that could increase her femininity.

Besides her attire, Xie Ruoxi also wore a light touch of makeup. Eyeliner accentuated her peach-shaped eyes, and her eyebrows were slightly raised, making her look less feminine and more heroic. Her lip line was also thinned, making her look even more menacing when pursed. If you looked at her face from a distance, she looked at least 10%... no, 90% like Zhou Hongyu!

The reason for deducting one point is that her whole temperament was as timid as a little animal, which was totally not the impression Zhou Hongyu should give people.

But this was exactly the effect Yan Yu wanted! If he had to be a 100% replica of Zhou Hongyu, why didn't he just fly to Nanchuan Province to meet her? He wanted the contrast of being Zhou Hongyu, while still being Xie Ruoxi!
"Come." Yan Yu said with a smile, "Sit next to me."

"Yan Yu..." Xie Ruoxi begged, "Forget it, I can't act like this, I'd better go take off my makeup..."

"Don't leave!" Yan Yu quickly grabbed her wrist, "Xie Hongyu, stop right there!"

"Woo!" "Let's say the lines." Yan Yu said.

Xie Ruoxi sighed, knowing that she had no way to deal with him, so she quickly knelt on the ground, her expression quickly changing to one that looked like she was about to cry. She grabbed Yan Yu's hands and said in a tearful voice:
"Please, I'll do anything! If it weren't for you, I..."

Yan Yu tried hard to keep his face tense and try not to laugh.

But Zhou Hongyu, who always had a hot temper, actually knelt on the ground and said humbly, "I can do anything." How could he endure such a funny thing?
"Pfft hahahahahahaha!"

Xie Ruoxi finally became annoyed and shook off Yan Yu's hand, who was laughing wildly. She turned around and was about to run back to the second floor, but Yan Yu, who had anticipated this, hugged her waist and dragged her back to the sofa.

They keep asking me to play Ning Ning, Ye Jun, and Zhou Hongyu. Don’t I, Xie Ruoxi, have any temper? Humph!
I don't want to bother with you!
She puffed up her cheeks hard and decided that no matter what Yan Yu asked her to say or do, she would not continue to accompany him.

"Oh, where did this little pufferfish come from?" Yan Yu pretended to be surprised and poked her puffy cheek with his hand.

Xie Ruoxi didn't want to pay attention to him.

"Ah, so it's the farmed pufferfish from Baoqing, Jingnan..."

"There's no puffer fish in Baoqing!" Xie Ruoxi said loudly.

Then he realized that he had actually paid attention to him again, and quickly turned his head away and continued to ignore him.

cold war!
"Okay, okay, it's my fault, okay?" Yan Yu tried to pull her over.

It was your fault in the first place! Xie Ruoxi secretly strained her shoulders to prevent him from pulling her away.

"How about I share some of your sister Zhao's snacks with you?" Yan Yu used the method of bribery. "These are her hidden treasures, and they are delicious things you definitely haven't tasted before."

Xie Ruoxi was a little moved, but subconsciously retorted:

"Sister Zhao, what snacks have I not eaten... Humph, I'm ignoring you."

Yan Yu stood up, walked into the kitchen, and took out a plastic bag from behind the natural gas pipe.

Seeing that he had actually dug out something, Xie Ruoxi couldn't help but stand up and peek inside to see what the secret snack was.

Yan Yu turned around and saw Xie Ruoxi sitting back on the sofa again, and at the same time turned her head away skillfully, not looking at him.

"Come and see, what is this...ah! The flower cake that Xiaolian brought last time!" Yan Yu deliberately said loudly.

Xie Ruoxi still didn't look back, but her throat began to move slightly.

"Come and try it?" Yan Yu opened the package and fed it to her mouth.

"I don't want to eat!" Xie Ruoxi rejected him harshly.

Then I changed my mind and thought, if I don't eat it, he will eat it. How can I be rewarded for doing something wrong? How can it be so good?
So she quickly grabbed the flower cake and started eating it in small bites. Her cheeks were bulging and she looked like a little hamster.

After Xie Ruoxi finished eating, she no longer felt angry, so she lectured him seriously:

"Don't always make me act this way or that way. It's fine to have some fun when you're happy, but you do this when I'm unhappy. Are you being fair to me?"

"I'm sorry." Yan Yu lowered his head.

"I'm Xie Ruoxi, not someone else's meal replacement!" Xie Ruoxi said loudly, "You can't treat me like a meal replacement. You have to truly love me for who I am. Do you understand?"

"I understand!" Yan Yu grabbed her skirt and suddenly laughed, "The one I like now is Xie Ruoxi, not Zhou Hongyu's meal replacement!"

"Hey, what are you going to do! Ugh!"

Xie Ruoxi suddenly panicked, her mouth sealed again by the skilled hand. Suddenly, a word flashed through her mind:

Seeking death.

(End of this chapter)