Warhammer: Don't Call Me the God of All Machines

Chapter 611 Go and rescue Aisha (ask for monthly ticket)

"So, what's the price?"

Luo Xi asked the question on everyone's mind. Since the elves have already extended an olive branch, they are obviously waiting for the next offer to reach a deal with humans.

This kind of transaction involving the Eldar God must be carefully considered, and only the Emperor is qualified to decide whether to make the transaction. Even the Primarchs are not qualified.

Luo Xi urgently thought about what conditions the Eldar might put forward, but after a brainstorming session, he was actually unable to figure out what the Eldar wanted.

As an echo of the ancient Eldar Empire of the past, the Ark Eldar are at best a group of refugees with good luck. In order to continue their own ethnic group and civilization, they flee everywhere in the Ark Worlds that were transformed from the giant Eldar transport ships of the past.

Their difficult reproduction method makes every Eldar person extremely precious. The reproduction process of the Eldar is somewhat similar to that of humans, with the male also transferring his genetic material into the female's body.

However, since the reproductive opportunity of Eldar females is extremely short and often fleeting, Eldar males must continuously input their genetic material over a fairly long period of time.

In order to increase the success rate, there will often be multiple male elves taking turns to complete this process, and the greater the number, the higher the probability of success.

When Luo Xi first learned about this situation, even with his knowledge, he couldn't help but be amazed by this tradition of the elves.

Each Eldar usually has multiple biological fathers. This behavior, which is extremely absurd for humans, is very normal for the Eldar.

"No wonder the Eldar were able to awaken Slaanesh. This is really outrageous and perverted." Luo Xi couldn't help but complain.

Of course, we should not use the human worldview to measure the worldview of the Eldar. Childbirth is a very dangerous and painful thing for the Eldar.

When they are reproducing and mating, they are very prone to intense emotional fluctuations and joy, but for the Ark Eldar, this kind of emotional excitement that can break through the constraints of the Tao system is extremely dangerous.

This is equivalent to making one's soul suddenly shine in the eyes of the Dark Prince, creating the possibility of having one's soul directly taken away by Slaanesh.

They have to restrain themselves and suppress their emotions while mating.

Therefore, what help can humans provide to such a race with extremely scarce population, extremely depressed and even perverted mental state?
They don't need any supplies at all. Spirit bones, an almost universal spiritual material, can meet almost all their needs.

Because their population is too small, they have no demand for territory or other living space.

The Ark Eldar are not like the Dark Eldar, who need to rely on absorbing the pain of others to maintain their own souls. They have no demand for humans as slaves.

The female Aida named Hilandri did not answer Luo Xi's question, but looked at the Lord of Mankind.

"He can represent my opinion. If there is anything, just go to him."

The Emperor obviously understood what the Eldar meant. She thought that Luo Xi was just a mortal and had no qualifications or ability to interfere in such a matter.

The person she wanted to talk about was the Emperor.

Luo Xi did not feel that he was offended. In this conference hall, with the Lord of Mankind, the Primarch, the Imperial Chancellor and the Marshal of the Guards, he indeed looked very ordinary.

There was a hint of surprise in Hilandri's eyes. She knew that Luo Xi's identity and status were not ordinary, and he could even stand shoulder to shoulder with the imperial prime minister.

But she still underestimated Roxi and his importance in the eyes of the Emperor.

Even matters like in-depth cooperation with the Eldar were given full authority to Roche, and his opinion was the Emperor's opinion.

Even the original leader doesn’t have such qualifications and treatment, right?

While this Eldar woman was still fantasizing wildly, Luo Xi just felt tired.

That fucking idiot Neos is shirking responsibility again. He clearly doesn't want to get involved and wants to let others handle everything. The Emperor is always like this. Only those who truly understand him can understand his side.

"In that case, let's just be frank."

Hilandri took out a card with a golden clown on it and then set it on fire.

An unfamiliar divine power appeared in the palace. People like Leman Russ immediately frowned and felt nervous.

The Curtain Walker was enveloped and dominated by this strange power. Her voice suddenly became extremely sharp and erratic, like a professional clown speaking with a pinched throat.

"It's the laughing god who has possessed me." Luo Xi reacted immediately.

Hilandri spoke, and her voice seemed to have a reverberation effect, as if another being was speaking in complete harmony with her.

"I need the humans to promise one thing: when the conditions are ripe, you must help the Eldar rescue the goddess Aisha."

Luo Xi's heart skipped a beat, and he also thought of this almost perverted and harsh requirement.

Yes, for the current elves, perhaps only the return of certain gods in their faith can bring about a qualitative change in the race.

The reason why the Eldar had such difficulty in reproducing, yet they were able to create a vast galactic empire in the distant past, was because their goddess of life, Aisha, still existed in the world at that time.

At that time, it was not so difficult or troublesome for the elves to pray to Aisha to give birth to one or more healthy offspring.

When you pray to the goddess of life for a child, Aisha can really respond to you and give you a child.

If the Eldar are to escape the fate of extinction, the most important thing is to increase their population, and this cannot be achieved without Aisha's existence.

"Rescue Aisha? I think you overestimate humans too much." Luo Xi said helplessly.

"You all said that Aisha was abducted by Nurgle himself and imprisoned in his garden. Apart from other hostile Chaos Gods, who else has the power to snatch Aisha away?"

If humans had this ability, they would not be forced by the disgusting chaos to fight a war to defend humanity.

Even a Primarch like Mortarion was trapped in Nurgle's Garden, unable to escape, and was on the verge of being completely corrupted. The situation would not be much better for other Primarchs.

The Chaos God's domain is their home turf, where they can exert almost infinite power, far from the real universe which is weakened and blocked by the power of the veil.

The reason why the Four Chaos Gods have always valued Horus is that only Horus can withstand their power and help them do things in the real universe as an extension of their will.

Having the ability to rescue Aisha means basically having the ability to defeat the most ancient Chaos God in Nurgle's realm. Even the Emperor may not have this ability.

Fortunately, the conditions of the elves were not fixed. After all, Hilandri said "wait until the conditions are ripe", which did not mean that they had to fulfill the deal now.

"We have no intention of sending humans to their deaths. This is not good for us, the Eldar." The Veil Walker said, "The time has not come yet. But when that time comes, we need humans to cooperate."

"Saving Aisha will also be good for humanity. At least with the help of the Goddess of Life, the influence of Nurgle's chaotic corruption in the real universe will be reduced."

"Humanity will no longer be threatened by large-scale deadly plagues, which is also beneficial to you."

Luo Xi thought for two seconds and finally made up his mind.

"In that case, the deal is done."

(End of this chapter)