Warhammer: Don't Call Me the God of All Machines

Chapter 583 Horus, just a meal replacement (seeking follow-up)

Luo Xi looked at the first warmaster with curiosity, the man who once stood beside the Emperor.

Although Orperson looks ordinary, the charm that occasionally flashes in his eyes can make people tremble.

It is a kind of indifference that comes after experiencing many things.

Because theoretically speaking, this guy is an extremely ruthless person who has experienced all major human events and survived the Iron Man Rebellion at the end of the dark technological age.

Olpersson held his homemade low-quality cigarette in his mouth and began to puff out smoke next to Ganymede's cutting-edge laboratory.

He stared with interest at the busy researchers behind the transparent glass, mumbling something.

Luo Xi noticed that this guy really didn't care at all in front of the Emperor. He just smoked his cigarette, looking very cool.

Even when the Lord of Mankind's burning gaze locked on him, he didn't even bother to lift his eyelids.

This was the first time that Roxi had seen someone who could completely ignore the Emperor's charm. After all, this guy Neos was simply a human succubus. When he said a few words to you, even a figure like Malcador would be willing to give for him.

"I have been looking for you for a long time, my friend, ever since you and I parted ways." The emperor was silent for a few seconds, and then spoke first.

"Don't look for me. You know I'm tired of these endless wars. From ancient times to today, humans have always been fighting, fighting with beasts for food, fighting with nature for life, and fighting with aliens in the universe for living space."

"I've been through so much, I'm tired of it."

"I originally just wanted to find a place in Calth to farm honestly. It's a good place. Your son Guilliman has done a good job in governing the Five Hundred Worlds. You know, people always need something to rely on. Farming is a good hobby."

"I have lived for so long that my memory has become blurred. Farming reminds me of the days in the Mesopotamian Valley. I still remember that it was you who stole the sheep I was herding and I spanked you severely."

The smoking man was chattering like an old farmer sitting in the fields, but in the midst of his conversation he revealed a shocking secret about the emperor.

Not only did Luo Xi prick up his ears and listen attentively, even the seal holder who claimed to be a loyal servant of the emperor quietly turned his ear to the side.

What the fuck!

The Emperor also stole sheep! It is really unexpected that the Lord of Mankind would commit such a theft.

More importantly, the Emperor was spanked by Orpesson.

Humans always have an instinctive tendency to deify things they don't understand, and this is especially true for today's emperor.

No one would look twice at a little brat being spanked, but what if this little brat is the supreme master of mankind?
The emperor did not look embarrassed at all. In the primitive society at that time, human morality had not even been formed, so stealing a sheep was nothing.

Morality is a luxury that only appears after human civilization develops to a certain level.

Although his dirty laundry was known by Roxi and Malcador, so what? Who would believe that the Lord of Mankind would be so poor as to steal other people's sheep?
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
If all else fails, he can only physically ban those who know about it.

Standing in front of Orperson, the emperor actually showed a rare sense of restraint and nervousness. Luo Xi even saw a hint of uneasiness on this guy's face.

It's fucking hell.

The Emperor obviously wanted to pull Orperson to a deserted corner so that the two could have a detailed conversation, but it was obvious that the first-generation Warmaster simply ignored him.

Under the surveillance of Roxi and Malcador, the Emperor could only endure it, eager to get the answer he wanted from them.

"Have you come back to help me? My friend, humanity has reached a precarious time, and we need your strength."

"I admit that there may have been a misunderstanding between us in the past, but that is all in the past. Now we should put aside the past and face the final battle together."

Luo Xi got goosebumps all over his body. How could the emperor he knew say such nagging words?

This kind of humble attitude is nothing more than a woman who has been broken up with by cold violence and is longing for her partner to return.

And what he meant was obviously that as long as Orpesson was willing to come back, he would immediately become the war commander of the human empire again.

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Horus:? ? ?

"It turns out that our wolf-herding god Horus is just a meal substitute for Orpesson..." "Fortunately, Horus rebelled. Otherwise, if he saw this scene, he would probably want to burn the galaxy."

Looking at the scene in front of him, Luo Xi suddenly said meaningfully.

Poor Horus, he was so wise that he even had to go to Ullanor, where the former Emperor witnessed him becoming the Warmaster, to gather the rebels. He reached the peak of his life in Ullanor, and now the turning point will also be in Ullanor.

Even though he was corrupted by Chaos, Horus still couldn't let go of the Emperor, the father in his heart. This ultimate father-complex man still wanted to prove to the Emperor that he was right.

But he didn't know that the Warmaster, whom he regarded as his everything and his pride, was not even as important as the one acre of land that was blown up by the traitor of the Word Bearers with a spear of light in front of Orpesson, an Eternal who looked like an old farmer.

At least when Orpesson was farming at home, he was really angry when he saw his farmland and the city being destroyed, and he wanted to skin him alive by the Word Bearers.

Not to mention that Lion had been struggling with Horus becoming the Warmaster. It was not until the end of the Beta-Garmon War that he realized the true meaning of war and completely let go of his obsession with the Warmaster.

As the saying goes, one man's meat may be another's poison. For Orperson, the Warmaster is probably just that kind of person.

Olperson smoked his homemade cigarette clean, until only a ball of ash remained above his fingertips.

He blew gently, and the ashes flew away with the wind, some of them even falling on the emperor's robe.

"I am back."

The Emperor's eyes lit up.

"But I'm not here to help you."

The Emperor was devastated.

Olperson had a hint of mockery on his lips. "I came back because some old friends told me that you might do something stupid. Like becoming a god in order to defeat your stupid son who was drunk by the Warp God."

"I have not," the Emperor said grimly. "I can defeat Horus, even without absorbing the energies of the Warp."

Olpersson responded with an expression that said "yes, yes, but I don't believe it." Even Luo Xi felt that this ordinary-looking man was so cool.

He thought that he should learn a few tricks so that he would not be so passive when facing Neos in the future.

"Nyos," he said, pulling a ceremonial dagger that looked like an obsidian dagger from his trouser pocket.

"My psychic power may not be as great as yours, or Malcador's, or Elda's, but I am not blind. Moreover, this sorcerous weapon snatched from the Word Bearers is much more sensitive than I am. It tells me that you have done so."

The emperor suddenly fell silent, stiffening his neck and saying nothing.

"Neos, I am only here to warn you. You have always been the most conceited and arrogant among us. I cannot deny that you are indeed qualified to be arrogant, but ascending to godhood is completely different from the choices you made in the past."

“People always think they are always lucky and always favored by fate. This is a shortcoming of human nature that you and I all have.”

"Once you choose to ascend to godhood in order to defeat Horus, your thinking and perspective will be completely different from what you are now. Now you think you are a member of the human race, the same as us humans who eat and fart."

"But after becoming a god, everything is different. The fish that come ashore are no longer fish, and the people who become gods are no longer people, even you are no exception." Olperson's advice is deafening, "The actions of gods will be based on the premise of obeying the functions of gods, and the one who sleeps in you."

Olpersong closed his eyes, as if amplifying his perception to observe [Him].

"His function is to end and bring death. He will bring complete destruction to mankind, regardless of whether you still love mankind or not."

"By then, all your thoughts, all your ideas, and all your actions will be to bring an end and death to all existence in this universe. Even the Blood God can be called a good god in front of you."

"After all, He advocates war and killing. If everything in the world disappears, where will the war and killing come from?"

Orperson said a lot of words in one breath, which even made the emperor shut his mouth and fall into a state of autism.

"Is he pretending to be dead?" Roxi asked Malcador in a low voice.

"No, he may be dead." The seal holder replied seriously.

(End of this chapter)