The fox has no bad intentions

Chapter 569 The Bashan Mosquito is Learning Xia Guoyu

Chapter 569 The Bashan Mosquito is Learning Xia Guoyu
"You... parked your car here?"

Sitting in Lin Bingyun's lap, letting her carry him into the parking lot, and arriving at the parking spot, Master Fuli asked in a daze.

Lin Bingyun did not park her vehicle in the parking lot, but on the grass. Several trucks were parked around her, blocking the convoy that Lin Bingyun and her servants had arrived in.

A pickup truck, often used by Mr. Fuli, was parked in front, followed by a Golden Sunflower state gift vehicle.

Then a tour bus appeared, with the stationary bus extending one meter to each side, creating a large living room more than four meters wide inside. At the back, there was a Cullinan serving as a backdrop.

“We didn’t stop here,” Lin Bingyun said, shaking her head. “We were forced to come.”

"When we park our cars in a parking lot, the parking lot manager has a duty of care. The parking lot is primarily responsible for any accidents that occur to vehicles within the parking lot."

When faced with unusual and luxurious cars, paid parking lots tend to keep their distance.

"Isn't that unnecessary?" An Sheng looked at the long line of cars with a strange expression.

"The pickup truck is for off-roading and chasing, the two large SUVs are for Mr. Fuli's business travel, and the bus that was transferred from Jiule City is mainly for Mr. Fuli's use when he wants to go camping in the wild."

Lin Bingyun spoke with a serious expression, addressing Master Fuli and explaining the different uses of each vehicle.

The golden statue of Lord Fuli is now located on the golden genealogy of the Lin clan.

While Master Fu Li may be easygoing, Lin Bingyun, as the housekeeper, cannot be treated casually.

quiet:"."

Aren't you afraid that Lin Ying's private treasury will go bankrupt with such extravagance?

"Give me your phone, I need to make a call." Master Fuli looked speechless.

"Okay." Lin Bingyun replied, and as she walked towards the bus, she reached into her inner pocket and took out the cell phone that the Security Bureau had given to Master Fuli.

Upon entering the bus, a square living room came into view for Mr. Fuli.

There is a toilet and a separate bathroom on the right, and a fully equipped kitchen on the left, along with a huge TV and a game console that Mr. Fuli might need.

Master Fuli sat on the zero-gravity sofa, and a servant handed him a glass of iced cola with cane sugar on a smiling face.

"Thanks."

Master Fuli looked strange, thanked him, and picked up his phone to make a call to Tang Lian.

"Ok?"

Having just completed the handover and driving home, Tang Lian received an internal call on his cell phone. Somewhat puzzled, he answered, asking, "This is the Northern Frontier Pest and Disease Control Center."

"It is I, Master Fuli."

Master Fuli interrupted Tang Lian's introduction by speaking directly: "I am currently in the Spring Mountain Grassland, where a concert is being held."

"Upon seeing those giant speakers, An thought about the recent instability on the grasslands. So, I wanted to use the band's speakers to call out to the creatures on the grasslands, urging them to report any crossers."

"As for whether they will rebel, please trust in my professionalism."

"In the cities of Jiule and Chang'an, that spirit beast doesn't know the name of Master Fuli. I, An, have plenty of ways to deal with it."

Master Fuli's confident voice reached Tang Lian and Dao Langyang's ears. The black rabbit sitting in the back seat had bright eyes and crossed its arms, making a powerful gesture.

Is it time to start exercising?
Count me in, I'm super steady in the octagon!

"Have you ever done something similar?" Tang Lian asked after a moment's thought.

"Yes, the treatment is very effective. To find out more about the treatment, just open the music player and search for 'animal urination in Jiule City'," Master Fuli said confidently.

Through their own efforts to educate the animals, now stray or wild animals in Jiule City will consciously urinate in the flower beds when they come to the city to beg for food.

Animals in Jiule City, who don't urinate on people's cars or poop in people's shops, lined up to use the toilet, which recently became a trending topic on the Yinpu platform.

"Alright then! I'll make a call." Tang Lian agreed to Fu Li's request and turned a corner, preparing to go to the Spring Mountain Grassland to see what was going on. Meanwhile, Dao Lang Yang, sitting in the passenger seat, also opened the music player to search for the keywords Fu Li had mentioned.

result.

I saw a tree standing in the flower bed, and a long line of cats and dogs urging the guy in front of me to hurry up and poop. They were in a hurry too.

"quick!"

"I'm going to poop on the ground. Then, the person in front can go and explain to Master Fuli!"

"Woof woof—I'll pull the basket off for you!"

As Daolangyang listened to the whimpering in the video, its eyes widened and its mouth opened. The cigarette it had been holding fell onto its wool, startling it so much that it jumped up from its chair.

"Holy crap! This is a real management master!" Dao Langyang handed the video to Tang Lian to watch.

The entire city of Jiule is under the jurisdiction of Master Fuli, and only Master Fuli can freely urinate on the land of Jiule.

If other animals dare to urinate indiscriminately, the dogs from the Spirit Beast Gang will follow the scent and take the offending animal directly to the vet to have its bell removed.

Not only did they pick it off, but they also had to personally carry a water pipe to clean the spot where it peed.

Scent is very important to animals.

It is also an important means of marking territory.

"Good heavens!" Tang Lian exclaimed in astonishment upon seeing the video: "They're just taking the dog's basket! Aren't they afraid the pet owner will come knocking on their door?"

"Come to my door? You need a door to even get one!" Dao Langyang couldn't help but complain, "They're just stray animals!"

Tang Lian: "."

this.
That makes perfect sense.

…………

"By the way, where are the Bashan mosquitoes?"

After hanging up the call with Tang Lian, Master Fuli took a sip of iced cola with a satisfied expression. Suddenly, he noticed that there seemed to be one less mosquito in the room and asked Lin Bingyun about it.

“A Bashan mosquito? It’s studying inside the house,” Lin Bingyun said to Master Fuli. “Chinese word order.”

"Chinese language. Word order?" Master Fuli was taken aback, and with a curious look on his face, he walked into the only rest room on the bus and pushed open the half-closed door.

Forced to wear pajamas, Bashan mosquito lay on the bed, swinging its legs, head bowed, a straw with a blood bag in its mouth, staring at a mobile phone.

Bashan Mosquito, who had learned pinyin, was typing with a focused expression, so engrossed that he didn't even notice the arrival of Master Fuli.

[@Heins International, fuck your mother, did you hear me? I'll fuck your mother, please reply immediately.]

After finishing with this one, Bashan Mosquito, with a focused expression, went to tag another one: "@Linshi International, come out and say something! Why aren't you replying to me? I'm learning Chinese right now, come practice with me!"

[@Vimal, stop pretending to be dead.]

[@Scribe Industries, call your son! Don't think I don't know about your shady dealings with the Longevity Club.]

Your information is high-risk and has been blocked.

Standing on the bed, Master Fuli looked at Bashan Mosquito with a face full of question marks. Holding his Bluebird social media account, he tagged the companies related to the Longevity Club and started cursing.

Master Fuli couldn't help but look towards the doorway, then turned to Lin Bingyun and asked, "Is this matter reasonable?"

Lin Bingyun wore a helpless smile:

"You have a grudge list on your phone. Bashan Mosquito went to the person on the list and said he was practicing his Chinese."

(End of this chapter)

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