The fox has no bad intentions

Chapter 555 The Orange Who Wants to Walk Through the Mountains (Seeking Monthly Tickets)

"Xian'er, Xian'er, what's wrong with you? You've hung them all on the tree."

Upon seeing the mastermind behind the kidnapping of Tang Lian and Dao Langyang, An Sheng immediately wore a bored expression. One can generally deduce a spirit beast's personality and habits from the very first meeting.

The Siberian tiger in front of them, which was about to transform, did not show any hostility despite having tied up Brother Dao and Tang Lian. It also lacked the ferocious aura commonly seen in vicious beasts.

This thing might not be a good guy, but the worst thing it's probably ever done is steal some batteries.

"They're hard to communicate with, so I beat them until they cried," the Siberian tiger, hiding behind a tree, said matter-of-factly.

An Sheng looked at Tang Lian and Dao Langyang.

Tang Lian and Dao Langyang remained silent, feeling wronged but unsure how to express it.

Such a big tiger, with its mouth gurgling like a race car V8 engine, was crossing the border at a speed of 130 kilometers per hour. Isn't it normal to stop it?
Even if the tiger wasn't an intruder, tell me if it was speeding!

“Where I live, people usually call me Yaoquanshan Jun when they see me.”

The Siberian tiger, which had been hiding behind the tree, observed the expression of the old man, Fuli, and, after confirming that he showed no hostility, gradually emerged from behind the tree and began to introduce itself.

As the Siberian tiger emerged, An Sheng saw its complete form. It was about 1.9 meters tall, with a figure that was exactly like a graceful woman. Its chest was covered with plump white fur, and its tiger tail, as thick as a baby's arm, swayed behind it.

“They all call me Master Fuli.” An Sheng glanced at the tiger who called himself Lord Yaoquan Mountain and said, “Release them first before we talk about other things. I came all this way by plane, not specifically to see you.”

"it is good."

Upon hearing this, Yaoquan Mountain Lord responded and went over to release the lumberjack and the spirit beast.

The Siberian tiger was hanging in a tree when it came over and kicked the tree trunk, causing the sheep to fall. It then stretched out its arms to catch the sheep, which was lying upside down, and put it on the ground.

"Da da da--"

Then, Yaoquanshanjun walked into the bushes and vaguely made some pulling motion, producing a sound like a chainsaw. Black Rabbit sat on the lawnmower and drove it out with a "clattering" sound.

As the lawnmower moved forward, it mowed the grass, and some particularly tender green grass flew up.

The black rabbit, sitting on the lawnmower, reached out and grabbed a handful of the fluttering tender grass, stuffing it into its mouth with a happy expression.

"Good guy"

Upon seeing the black rabbit drive out, An Sheng, who was urging Yaoquan Mountain Lord to restore the surrounding scenery, couldn't help but stare in astonishment, thinking to himself:

"You just got a permanent position yesterday, and you're already driving an official company car today? Your boss really thinks highly of you!"

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After Yakquanshanjun released everyone, the helicopter that had been hovering in the sky landed, and the medical staff came out.

An Sheng found a shady spot, raised her hand, and asked the forest ranger to open a bottle of iced cola for her.

"Tell me, what kind of immortals are you talking about, and how did you end up in the Northern Plains?" An Sheng looked at Yaoquan Mountain Lord, who was sitting on a tree stump in front of him, looking like a human.

"The bed was shaking violently. I smelled food in the air, so I headed north, ready to feast. But there were more people than animals."

Lord Yaoquanshan began to speak, recounting his recent experiences.

The "bed tremor" it mentioned is clearly referring to the massive earthquake that shook the ruins in the border region.

Before a major earthquake strikes, there is always a period of foreshocks that release pressure; that is when the pressure is released.

When Yaoquan Mountain Lord arrived in the borderlands, there were more people than beasts, so he could only find a place in the capital to eat a couple of bites.

Last night, it actually wanted to go home. When it lived on Yaoquan Mountain, it had a house, and the local villagers built it a temple. It also had food to eat every day. But the battle between Lord Fuli and Miel attracted Lord Yaoquan Mountain, who was passing by.

When it saw Master Fuli transform from a fox into a human, it was immediately shaken and wanted to become his apprentice. However, there were many people coming and going last night, so it decided not to disturb him and planned to meet him secretly when Master Fuli had time.

result.

Master Fuli left in a helicopter.

Following the scent, Yaoquan Mountain Lord ran across the desert all night before finally arriving at the Great Grassland of the North.

They were spotted by a drone as soon as they entered the country. Then, it was Tang Lian, Dao Lang Yang, and others, like the Calabash Brothers saving their grandfather.

“They have cell phones, so I told them to call the police.” Yaoquanshanjun said confidently, a hint of pride on his face: “Back in Xia Kingdom, if you encounter any difficulties, you can’t go wrong by asking the security guard. My choice was right.”

just.

As soon as Yaoquanshanjun uttered those words, neither Tang Lian nor the other two lumberjacks could hold back their emotions; their expressions were like the flashing lights in a hair salon.

You kidnapped us so you could call the police.

So, what are we? Say something!

Are we, the State Security Bureau, inferior to their Public Security Bureau?

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Master Fuli shakily raised his hand, took a sip of iced cola, suppressed the rising corners of his mouth, coughed twice, and continued to ask, "Okay. I roughly understand why you are here, but I still have some questions. Why are you so determined to become human?"

“Logically speaking, you have a car and a house, and the local people bring you food and drinks every day, help you pay your electricity bills, and even provide you with a TV.”

"You're already living the life of a big, fat orange."

Upon hearing this, Yaoquanshanjun clenched his fist, recalled what he had seen on television, and said in a deep voice:
"because."

"The mountains are a starting point in life. There are endless possibilities outside the mountains. I want to leave the mountains!"

"Everyone says that education changes destiny; you can't rely on rent from tourist attractions to make a living. Those who only collect rent will gradually become useless people without dreams or goals."

"I want to study! But the prerequisite for studying is that I need to look like a normal human being. I don't want to become the useless tiger that everyone talks about. I want to change my destiny!"

Lord Yaoquan looked sorrowful, recalling how he woke up every day to lie in bed, living a life where he was waited on hand and foot, and felt a deep pain in his heart.

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They even forget how to hunt, and when eating, they will very naturally pick up chopsticks or a knife and fork.

Dream Spring Mountain Lord never imagined that all he could do after meals was take a walk on the treadmill, stroll around the scenic area, or squat in the self-service billiard room and scare people—it was incredibly boring.

Master Fuli looked dazed, his mouth slightly agape due to extreme fright.

"No. Are you mistaken? Your family's situation clearly falls into the category of 'wealth hidden deep in the mountains, yet having distant relatives.'"

"Instead of what you said."

"You're kidding me!" Lord Yaoquan Mountain said resolutely, his expression stern. "I will change my destiny through studying!"

"I have a dream, I don't want to be a useless tiger!"

"Of all professions, only studying is noble!"

Master Fuli was speechless after being choked by Yaoquan Mountain Lord's words, and for a moment he didn't know what to say.

(End of this chapter)