The fox has no bad intentions

Chapter 536 A Feeling of Déjà Vu [Third Update]

"Ouch, it's a bit chilly!"

As soon as An Sheng stepped out of the house, he immediately felt that the ambient temperature was probably in the teens, and with the cold wind howling from the direction of the grassland, the perceived temperature was close to single digits.

However, he didn't feel cold at all; the fox's fluffy, snow-white fur provided excellent warmth.

The extreme temperature difference between day and night on the grassland stirred a few emotions in An Sheng's heart.

Before I knew it, my birthday was just a month away!

"Dududu-"

An Sheng reached into the flower bed of the villa, rummaged around, and pulled out a smartwatch, then called Lin Bingyun.

As soon as the phone rang, Lin Bingyun answered it immediately.

"Master Fuli, are you getting ready to go out?"

"Hmm, I heard that Botou City has recently been plagued by some 'rats from beyond the Great Wall'. I'm planning to go and see what's going on."

Just as An Sheng opened her mouth to speak, white lights illuminated the street corner, and a black Volkswagen Raptor drove straight towards Tang You's villa. An Sheng was startled, looking at the approaching Butler Lin with surprise:

"Is it that fast?"

"The hotel we're staying at is only two kilometers away from the village entrance." Lin Bingyun looked back from the driver's seat, while Bashan Wen, sitting in the back, looked at Lin Bingyun with a puzzled expression.

After a brief moment of eye contact, the two locked eyes.

As if remembering something, Bashan Mosquito opened the car door with a look of sudden realization. He first opened the passenger seat, then half-squatted down and picked up Master Fuli and Black Rabbit, placing them on the passenger seat.

After inviting Master Fuli into the car, Bashanwen sat back down in the back seat.

"Your Majesty, I'm learning to speak human language. I'm almost there, and I'll learn how to fuck other people's mothers."

"The enemy's mother's location is hard to pinpoint, but I'll try my best," Bashan Mosquito reported to Master Fuli, outlining his learning progress.

Bashan mosquitoes can speak human language, but their speech logic and fluency are seriously flawed.

Spoken language requires dialogue to be fluent.

"I like how you address me, but the way you speak is a bit incoherent."

Master Fuli began to complain.

The Bashan mosquito calls itself the Great King. Although the way it addresses itself is still very strange, it's better than before when it would say "Dad" or "Father".

"Butler Lin, etiquette. I am not proper in etiquette class, which would be disrespectful to Father's dignity."

Bashan Mosquito stammered, "You are Bashan's lucky father. At night, when no one is around, Bashan calls you 'Dad' very loudly. I know how to be polite, and I'm pretty."

An Sheng glanced sideways at Lin Bingyun.

Lin Bingyun, who was driving, remained silent, because there were some things that she found difficult to explain.

For some reason, the common language and script of the Xia Kingdom, when it fell into the mouth of the Bashan mosquito, always automatically produced some strange and ambiguous meanings.

"At least... it speaks fluently now." Lin Bingyun thought for a moment, her expression serious, and offered a defense of herself.

"..." Master Fuli took a deep breath, exhaled a breath of stale air, and waved his hand weakly.

"I trust you."

"It would be my honor," Lin Bingyun replied.

The Black Warrior Raptor drove into the sheepfold. On the dirt road in front of the sheepfold, there was also a pickup truck parked. Both were the same brand, but with different modifications.

"coming?"

Tang Lian, who hadn't gone home for dinner, was lying in the driver's seat scrolling through his phone. When he saw the lights in the rearview mirror, he squinted and looked at the driver's seat of the pickup truck behind him.

"Master Fuli, shall we start work now?" Tang Lian stuck his head out of the car window and asked the person behind him.

"Correct!"

"Also, didn't you say you had a tank prepared? Even a cunning fox like me hasn't experienced the feeling of executing a traitor with artillery fire. Where did you hide the tank?"

Master Fuli spoke with a calm expression, but his tail behind him had already begun to wag.

Seeing Master Fuli's expression and actions, Lin Bingyun, who was in the driver's seat, understood in her heart that Master Fuli did not really want to execute the traitor.

He just wanted to have fun.

Having experienced being a fox spirit herself, Lin Bingyun gradually came to understand Master Fuli's thoughts and also realized that Miss Lin enjoyed the feeling of becoming a fox spirit. Besides the 'motherly' element, transforming into a fox spirit truly brought out a multitude of whimsical ideas and a constant stream of wildly imaginative thoughts, making one extremely happy.

"Uh"

Tang Lian was taken aback, his mouth slightly open, as if he really wanted to tell Master Fuli himself.

Execution by cannon fire will not work.

Not to mention that tank gun barrels have a limited lifespan, each shot wears down the barrel. When dealing with infantry, the most efficient methods for a tank are machine gun fire and simply running them over.
"Master Fuli, your suggestion is excellent."

“But the main gun of the tank we borrowed is blocked. I suggest we use machine guns to sweep it, grenades to bombard it, and then run it over with the tracks.” Tang Lian offered a compromise to Master Fuli.

"Isn't it illegal to run over infantry with a tank?" Master Fuli asked with a look of surprise.

"From the day tanks were developed, they existed to quickly kill infantry," Tang Lian said with a slightly strange expression.

Hearing the word "illegal" from a spirit beast's mouth was quite a novel experience.

"I see."

Master Fuli nodded slightly, indicating that Tang Lian should walk ahead and lead the way.

Tang Lian started the car and drove into the city.

Although the border between northern and southern China has been somewhat neglected as the security bureau has shifted its focus to the Greater Khingan Mountains region, the current situation is special. Large drones are constantly taking aerial photos over the border, as are soldiers who were already on duty at the outposts.

Even if the enemy can infiltrate through special means and avoid both visible and hidden sentries, they cannot avoid drones.

Once a drone captures an image that doesn't match the facial recognition data in the database, an alarm will be triggered, and loggers and forest rangers will personally go to the site to scan the code and check.

“Master Fuli, according to the list, there are people hiding in the houses on our left. We just can’t tell if they are enemies like honey badgers or disaster victims who have fled here because of the earthquake.”

Tang Lian's voice came through the phone, and there was a row of bungalows on the left side of the road.

The living room area, with its red bricks and green tiles facing the courtyard, has a long, flat glass window. The surrounding area is dark, and the exterior walls of the bungalows are mottled, the courtyard is dilapidated, and weeds grow rampant. It is clear that there are more than twenty bungalows, all of which are uninhabited.

"Can't tell the difference?"

"If you can't tell the difference, then beat them up first. Do they think they're in the right to trespass on Xia Kingdom territory?"

The disaster victims are indeed pitiful, but that is not a reason for them to trespass on foreign territory. In Master Fuli's simple concept of good and evil, letting them go would be to harm the security of the northern region and its people.

Master Fuli climbed onto the roof of the truck, reached out his hand, looked at the back seat of the pickup truck, and waved, saying, "Bring up my Gravity Tender Meat Hammer Pro!"

Bashan Mosquito, sitting in the back seat, thought for a moment and handed the black rabbit in his arms to Master Fuli.

Master Fuli, who had pinched the black rabbit's bottom, stared blankly at the rabbit in his hand.

Black Rabbit looked at Brother Fuli with a completely bewildered expression.

“It’s not impossible”

"Go! Northern Black Rabbit!" Master Fuli, with a strange expression, elegantly tossed the black rabbit into the house as if bowling.

"Your Majesty!"

Bashanwen looked at Master Fuli on the roof of the car, a hint of confusion in his eyes.

He gave the rabbit to the king in the hope that the king could sit comfortably in the fluffy chair, looking majestically at him as he went to war, and that he would clear away all enemies in the way of the king's expedition.

but.
Why did Dad throw the chair away?

"Crash-"

The sound of shattering glass rang out, followed by a strange cry from inside the house. A humanoid prairie wolf, as if propelled by a rocket booster, smashed its head through the roof tiles of the house and flew hundreds of meters into the air.

The wolf on the grassland was filled with terror, water gushing from its crotch, spinning and drawing a circular line of water in the sky.

"Wow."

Master Fuli raised his head, his face full of amazement, and looked at the grassland wolf that was spraying wildly.

"If you're afraid of heights, just say so! Why resort to performance art? Wetting your pants in public is a serious offense."

Inside the car, Tang Lian and Dao Langyang wore identical enigmatic smiles as they gazed through the car window at the spectacular sight of objects flying into the sky from inside the bungalow.

Oh dear, this scene looks so familiar.

I feel like I've seen this somewhere before, tsk tsk tsk
(End of this chapter)