The fox has no bad intentions

Chapter 528 You didn't get any pearls stuck in the soles of your feet, did you?

Chapter 528 You didn't get any pearls stuck in the soles of your feet, did you?
"Brother, come in, don't be shy."

Daolangyang squatted on the ground, offered a freshly rolled cigarette to Master Fuli's mouth, and then took an extra-thick match from his bag, slid it on the ground, and lit the red phosphorus at the end of the match.

After completing the previous steps, the Daolang Sheep, with great insight, raised its hoof to block the wind and took the initiative to approach Master Fuli, pretending to help him light the fire.

"No thanks, I don't have that habit." Master Fuli took the cigarette from his mouth, slightly speechless, and complained, "And what kind of gang are you from? Your cigarette-dispensing technique is more like that of a normal spirit beast!"

"No, no, it's just a herbivore, occasionally switching to fermented grass." Daolang Sheep chuckled twice, finding a reasonable excuse for his behavior.

Sheep eat grass.

Tobacco is also grass, only the grass from Maba has been fermented. It's perfectly normal for a sheep like myself to eat some grass to stave off hunger while at work, and then focus on my tasks.

This is just a small mistake that all sheep make; I didn't slack off at work.

"Oh right, I haven't introduced myself yet. I'm Tie Tou, who came from the No. 2 Detention Center in Hohhot. I'm currently on patrol missions in the Spring Mountain Grassland with my partner, Tang Lian."

"A while ago, a black rabbit spirit beast with a very bad temper appeared here. Our main task is to ensure that it doesn't wander into the city, or to capture it."

With a piece of "fermented grass" dangling from its mouth, the Dolan sheep seemed to mistake Lord Fuli for a leader from another region who had come to Botou to provide military support. It began to report its itinerary and the mission it was carrying out in a very formal manner.

A major earthquake struck the northern border region, revealing an undiscovered site dating back to an unknown era. Several neighboring provinces in northern China dispatched loggers to assist with border defense efforts.

Just two days ago, Daolangyang saw a large female scorpion crossing the border, which terrified him. Now, a white fox that speaks human language has appeared.

The moment the white fox opened its mouth, it mentioned Xia Dong's rise to power and promotion to chief engineer of Chang'an City. Its knowledge of his professional titles was so eloquent that it was clear it was a supporting leader dispatched from a neighboring province.

"Your partner is Tang Lian?"

Master Fuli was taken aback upon hearing this, and subconsciously glanced at the location where Ah Qing and the others were.

Tang Lian, with a sheepish grin on his face, tilted his head to the side, enduring his sister Tang You's angry outburst.

"In a sense, Ah Qing's dormitory is truly full of talented people."

Master Fuli silently complained to himself, then looked at Daolang Sheep again and said, "You just said there's a rabbit spirit beast near Spring Mountain Grassland?"

“Yes, it is because of its existence that we have always stayed in the Spring Mountain Grassland.” Daolang Yang nodded.

"That black rabbit seems to be a germaphobe. It once wandered into the outskirts of the city. An old shepherd was squatting in the outhouse straining, and the rabbit grabbed the old man's buttocks and threw him directly onto the grassland."

"The old man's butt was so hard that he rubbed his way across the grass for more than ten meters. Even when he was in the hospital, he had to sleep with his butt sticking up."

The reason why the Dolan sheep are stationed on the Spring Mountain Grassland is not only because it is close to home, but more importantly, because a black rabbit with severe obsession with cleanliness has emerged from this grassland.

It won't hurt people unintentionally, but it can cause financial loss.

However, when it passes by residential houses, if it sees that the houses are furnished or very messy, it will directly open the door and go inside, throwing out all the furniture, along with the wall plaster and people.

Only when the entire house is reduced to a bare shell will the black rabbit leave satisfied.

The houses it passes through are often filled in and blocked up, even the dry toilets.

"Cleanliness obsession. What about the old furniture in the house?" Master Fuli's lips twitched upon hearing this.

I've seen people smoking, I've seen people racing cars, and I've even seen people wielding Gatling guns and firing.

However, this kind of spirit beast with obsessive-compulsive disorder is a new breed that Master Fuli has never seen before.

"Just throw it in the next block." Dao Langyang said matter-of-factly, "It's very strong. I can barely stop it for now, but to eradicate it, we'll probably have to wait until other lumberjacks are available."

"Let me know when you see it. I'll probably only be in Botou for the next few days."

Master Fuli remained silent for a long while before letting out a soft moan.

"There's one more thing. Could you prepare two packs of long-lasting cigarettes for me tonight?"

"A long-lasting cigarette?" Dao Langyang was taken aback, staring at his leader's back with a puzzled expression, unsure of what he meant.

Generally speaking, shouldn't they all be expensive?
What the heck is this heat-resistant stuff?

Dao Langyang looked completely bewildered and began to ponder which type of cigarette would burn the longest while still being strong.

"Xiao An! No, don't come any closer!"

After ascertaining the origin of the unknown spirit beast and the reason why it was spreading malice to the outside world, An Sheng walked towards A Qing's location on his four short legs.

But before he could even get close, Ah Qing jumped up and spoke, causing the little fox to stop immediately.

"Hey?"

An Sheng stared at A Qing with a completely bewildered expression.

"A pile of pearls on the ground could get stuck between your toes!"

Ah Qing spoke with a serious expression, raising her hand to gesture for people to stop and pointing to the ground in front of her.

The land around the sheepfold was paved with cement.

However, due to the collapse of the sheepfold, a large amount of dust and debris covered the road.

But this didn't stop the sheep that had escaped disaster from producing "pearls" for bubble tea.

These round, sheep-dung-like balls look exactly like the tapioca pearls in bubble tea.

If a little fox were to walk on such a surface, a sheep dropping might actually get stuck between his fingers.

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An Sheng remained silent for a long time, then took several steps back and looked at A Qing, saying, "You're so mean!"

"I'm suddenly a little glad that Grandpa Tang You didn't invite me for milk tea just now."

"Hey! I was just trying to be helpful and remind you, and you actually criticized me for being messy while playing with poop!"

Ah Qing glared at him, picked the little fox up from the ground, patted his white fur, checked his little feet, and then put him on her shoulder.

"The grassland scenery was originally quite beautiful, but after you said that, I, An, am now completely numb. You all have shoes to wear and aren't worried, but I'm barefoot!"

The little fox tilted its head and used its snout to nudge Ah Qing's cheek.

An Sheng hadn't noticed until A Qing mentioned it, but now that A Qing had brought it up, he didn't know whether he should step onto the grassland or not.

"Alright, alright, I'll carry you, okay?" Ah Qing, who had just been attacked on the face by the little fox, chuckled and pinched the little fox's cheek. "Let's go! We're going to eat at Spring Mountain Grassland now, and then we'll go horseback riding this afternoon."

"When the time comes, we'll find two lambs for Xiao An to chase!"

There's nothing to see around the sheepfold. Tang You came here simply to punch his older brother a couple of times.

Now that she had finished exposing her brother's shamelessness, Tang You was ready to take A Qing and the others to the scenic area.

although
She constantly complained about how bad the scenic spot was, and she tried hard to create some stereotypes.

However, these complaints were all from the perspective of a local. When friends come to visit, if they want to consider both safety and enjoyment, they can only go to tourist attractions.

Tang You wouldn't dare to lead out those wild and unruly horses at home for Mo Mo and Ling Ren to ride.

The danger of falling off a horse is extremely high.

"What?"

At the entrance of the scenic area, the alpaca had a serious expression on its face, staring intently at the fox perched on A Qing's shoulder, and began to prepare its defenses.

"tui——"

But before the alpaca could even open its mouth, the little fox spat in its face.

"Huh?" The alpaca looked completely bewildered.

(End of this chapter)

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