The fox has no bad intentions

Chapter 464 The Feng Shui of Changxi Town Has Major Problems
"Hello, Aunt Qingqing!" Little Tongtong raised her hand and greeted Aunt Qing with a smile.

The woman, whom Ah Qing called Little Viagra, walked out of the house with another woman in her arms and Xiao Tongtong. Lai Fu followed behind the family of three with a happy expression.

"Eek? Eek eek eek—"

The little fox, perched on Ah Qing's shoulder, stared at Xiao Wei in disbelief, then quickly turned back to Ah Qing, gesturing wildly and whimpering in a slightly flustered manner.

"Wow! Ah Qing, this is incredible! The feng shui in Lai Fu's house is really bad. The dog basket got stuck in the door crack and died, and his buddy turned into a sister!"

"Should we get someone to perform a ritual? After all, we live right next door."

Lai Fu's situation could be described as an accident, but Lai Fu's young owner is in the same boat now.

Although Master Fuli was never superstitious, he was never concerned with anything related to the bell, and An Sheng felt a chill in his crotch.

"That's strange! Your dad actually let you keep foxes, these intelligent little creatures." Xiao Wei greeted the little fox with a smile and said, "Why aren't you at home enjoying the air conditioning in this hot weather? What are you doing out here?"

"Nothing much, it's just that Xiao An kept asking for something cold, so I took him to the store to browse around." A Qing replied politely, pinching the little fox's cheek.

"Can foxes drink iced drinks?" Ah Qing's question left Xiao Wei completely bewildered, his expression turning strange.

"If you don't add ice to your cola, it'll just roll around!" Ah Qing said with a hint of helplessness, patting the little fox's head.

"Impressive," Xiao Wei remarked.

After greeting Xiaowei's family, Aqing led the little fox towards the village entrance.

"Sob sob." The little fox patted Ah Qing.

"Oh, it's alright." Ah Qing looked at the little fox and said, "Your little bell is still hanging there! What happened to Brother Wei is an isolated case. He used to be involved in the three traditional sports, um... that is, bodybuilding."

"The thing about the bells isn't contagious."

Xiao Wei's full name is Li Weilin, and he has an older brother named Li Linwei. Therefore, A Qing always calls Li Weilin "Xiao Wei".

Before his accident, Xiao Wei was practically a muscular freak, having participated in numerous bodybuilding competitions both domestically and internationally, winning countless championship trophies.

Until a challenge came along, Xiao Wei challenged himself to deadlift a 600-kilogram barbell.

He managed to lift the barbell, but Li Weilin's explosive muscle strength broke his arm bone and even caused varying degrees of cracks in his leg bones, leaving him seriously injured and hospitalized.

Although Li Weilin didn't have a perfectly shaped head, he still experienced frequent symptoms during his recovery period. After quitting the drugs he used during bodybuilding, his muscle mass began to shrink.

Although her life was saved, due to the effects of the medication, her penis was only the size of a raisin, and her hormones were already in complete disarray, inevitably leading to feminization.

There were ways to avoid it, but if he continues to use hormone medication, it could cost him his life.

Muscles are a matter of use and disuse. After two years of recuperation, Li Weilin's muscles completely atrophied, and his appearance underwent extreme changes. His pectoral muscles were even larger than his wife's.

His well-developed glutes left his wife speechless.

The former muscle behemoth of Changxi Town, a genius who had the potential to break the barbell deadlift record, has ultimately fallen.

Everyone in the village knows about Li Weilin.

However, people don't discuss this matter.

When Li Weilin was at the height of his fame, he donated a lot to the repair of village temples and ancestral halls, and also gave away free tea from Changxi Town during competitions, and did a lot of marketing and advertising.

"Is there really such a thing?" After listening to Ah Qing's story about Brother Wei, An Sheng couldn't help but show a look of amazement on his face.

So, Laifu's feng shui is actually quite good?

Before Lingdang died, Laifu, with his weight of over 100 pounds, had at least dominated Changxi Town. It was just that he died prematurely, ashamed to face his comrades after losing Lingdang. Xiaowei, though his buttocks turned into a peach shape, at least escaped unscathed and didn't directly ascend to the steroid planet.

An Sheng thought for a moment and then complained, "In a sense, Changxi Town is also a place with outstanding people and beautiful scenery."

Previously, there was Chen Nian, who was targeted by the warden in solitary confinement, who locked her hands and arms, but she killed four gang thugs in self-defense.

He attacked the Mexicans from the east.
Later, there was Ah Qing kicking out a 400-pound, thick-skinned, greedy cockroach that ate eye drops and treated pesticides as tonics, and a robust tea tree that didn't follow the usual path.

Even the wild boars in the back mountains are exceptionally robust, with bulging muscles all over their bodies.

Now, there's even a technological behemoth hidden here.
There is nothing wrong with the feng shui of Laifu's house. Now, Master Fuli suspects that the ancestral burial site in Changxi Town is not in the right place.

otherwise.

In the village, all that comes out are either brutes or all sorts of reckless brutes attempting to achieve physical sainthood.

There are good students, but the fellow villager that Master Fuli recently met is already prepared to go to Amei to join Chen Nian after the festival and make laser guns by hand.

"If you have time, talk to Old Chen and ask him to choose an auspicious day to bring out the Chen family ancestor and change the direction of the coffin so that the ancestor can change his posture to bless his descendants."

"Otherwise, it wouldn't be a problem if thugs who achieve physical sainthood appeared every day. In the whole village, I, Master Fuli, am the only one with a good temper," An Sheng muttered.

"Hey? You mean the village has bad feng shui?" Ah Qing said with a smile, looking at the little fox who had jumped down from her shoulder and was walking ahead of her with its small legs.

"I think it's pretty great! Green mountains and clear waters, no scorching heat island effect, and the little animals are having so much fun here."

As she spoke, Ah Qing picked up the little fox and pointed towards the village entrance, saying, "Look, everyone is so happy."

In front of the convenience store at the village entrance, Lin Zhe sat with his legs crossed, holding a bag of sunflower seeds, surrounded by a few fellow villagers. Lin Zhe spoke in the local dialect of Jiule City, and the group sat together drinking tea, watching the road outside the village gate with great interest.

On the lawn by the road, four or five female water buffaloes, their faces contorted with anger, were nudging two burly men who had returned to the village.

The water buffalo was cursing and swearing, its mouth full of things like, "If you're not going to eat, don't shovel it. Grandma Cow is offering you some Cow Delight."

Judging from the broken branches on the ground, those two idle people were probably trying to study Niu Huanxi.

"Ok?"

Lin Zhe seemed to sense something, paused his actions of handing out melon seeds and cigarettes to the villagers, glanced back, and saw Ah Qing carrying Master Fuli into the convenience store.

"Hey? Ah Qing, you're just in time! Could you help translate what those big cows are saying?" Chen Li, who was sitting in front of the convenience store watching the commotion, greeted Ah Qing with a beaming smile.

"We just warned them, telling them those cows had just given birth and not to mess with them, but they wouldn't listen and still wanted to blow up the cows with fireworks."

"It's probably not dead people, but I'm really curious about what those cows are saying while they're mooing."

"Hmm, it seems like they wanted to offer them milk. They loudly asked them if they wanted some, if they wanted some," Ah Qing said after thinking for a moment.

After saying that, A-Qing took out a plastic can of iced cola from the freezer in the convenience store.

"Boss! Give me another electric toothbrush."

"Hmm?" The little fox, who loved watching the drama unfold, looked at Ah Qing with a hint of doubt. She had a feeling that Ah Qing's purchase of the electric toothbrush was somewhat targeted.

"Whoa! Raw milk is no good, it's contaminated with bacteria." Upon hearing this, Chen Li thought for a moment, slapped his thigh, stood up, and shouted loudly to the people and cows interacting opposite him.

"Sleep in late!"

"Help! We'll never do it again!"

(End of this chapter)