The fox has no bad intentions

Chapter 448 It's not fishing! It's craving!

"Crash-"

The sound of the waves, like a rising tide, drew the attention of all the anglers.

On the level surface of the lake, black, sharp corners suddenly bulge out, like swords piercing through a shield, carrying an unparalleled sense of oppression as they thrust towards the land.

In the instant the illusion vanished, the body of an orca, seemingly pushing a wave or riding the waves, appeared before all the fishermen.

"???"

The awe-inspiring sight of the giant fish leaping onto the shore was etched into everyone's eyes and reflected deep within their hearts.

The fishermen, who had briefly lost their ability to speak, stared blankly, as if watching a stop-motion animation, as the orca leaped out of the water, crashed onto the waves, and rode the waves as they slammed heavily onto the land.

The waves crashed against the ground, turning into torrents that scattered and washed away the ring road and the surrounding roads and embankments.

The orca's face was beaming with jubilation. A steel cable dangled from its mouth as waves from the lake lapped against its massive body.

"嘤嘤嘤——"

The orca spouted a jet of water from its back and shouted excitedly to Master Fuli and Ah Qing, completely unaware that it had already run aground.

"Wow--"

Aqing, drenched in the splashing lake water, suddenly opened her mouth wide, took a deep breath, and stared wide-eyed at the orca stranded on the land.

The orca, its face beaming with joy, blinked and uttered a series of soft moans.

【.】

As the orca came ashore, an eerie silence fell over the fishing grounds. In the live stream, apart from the name being displayed in the chat, there were no other comments. Not a single person spoke in the 80,000-person live stream.

But the silence was brief; after a moment of buildup, the emotions erupted as fiercely as a volcano.

[Holy crap! This is an amazing fishing spot! This is an amazing streamer! As a die-hard angler, I'm genuinely envious!]

[World Tree, Elixir of Immortality, Back to All Beings, Streamer A Qing Fishes Alone for Eternity! I declare, I won't watch a show if there isn't a streamer in the Guinness World Records!]

【The anchor is awesome! 】

From now on, if anyone dares to brag about their fishing rod in front of me, I'll shove the streamer's video and phone up their ass. A rebar fishing rod is the ultimate pursuit for us anglers!

[Homage to the Rebar God! Congratulations to the Rebar God on ascending to the celestial realm, unifying the fishing world, and setting a new ceiling for human fishing skills!]

Countless comments flooded the screen, accompanied by a deluge of virtual gifts in A Qing's live stream. The constantly flashing gift effects caused the live stream to lag and the phone used for streaming to overheat rapidly.

Qiu Lingling snapped out of her daze, wincing as the back of her phone burned her.

"I bother--"

An Sheng, soaked to the bone, opened his mouth and spat out a mouthful of river water, his face darkening.

"That's going too far! I told you to bite the hook and come ashore, not for the whole fish to fly onto the shore!"

"."

Caught off guard by the crashing waves, Chen Zhiyu, carrying Master Fuli in his arms, fell to the ground with a thud, his eyes wide open, utterly speechless at the scene unfolding before him.

It was indeed she who asked Ah Qing to go fishing.

The original intention was to use the fact that there were whales in their fishing grounds as an advertisement for the resort. They never expected that Ah Qing would actually pull a fish up!

of course.

Besides this serious matter, Chen Zhiyu also had the idea of ​​getting A Qing away and having a private conversation with Master Fuli, wanting to properly thank him.

"Things are in trouble"

In a split second, Chen Zhiyu quickly scrambled to his feet, put his arm around Master Fuli, and with a slightly anxious expression, turned around and shouted:
"Amin, Lao Hui, don't just stand there! Go and get all the cooking oil and soap from the supermarket, along with the water pipes, and call all the men in the village over!"

"Hurry up! Everyone, get running!"

Large fish stranding is a serious matter and requires immediate moisturizing to prevent them from drying out.

However, the matter is not too troublesome, because judging from the weight of the orca in front of us, it should only be about five to six tons. After moisturizing it, it should be easy to push it back into the lake.

If the surroundings are quiet and deserted, with the strength of Master Fuli splitting the river embankment with his bare hands, he could kick it back with one foot.

"嘤嘤!"

The orca steadied itself and looked at Ah Qing with a joyful expression, calling out to her.

"Forehead"

Ah Qing pulled up the hem of her clothes, wrung it out to squeeze out the lake water that had soaked her clothes, and looked at the orca with a face full of question marks. "Um... shouldn't you be worried about being stranded right now?"

Seeing the orca's carefree question, Ah Qing even started to get anxious for it, looking around for some crowbars to flip the orca back into the lake.

"Hey?"

The orca was taken aback. Its great-grandmother, who was three times its size, could skip stones with the Fuli Master, so why couldn't it do the same to it? Wouldn't it have wasted all its energy coming to the shore?
"Shhhhhh!"

Seeing the orca call out "Master Fuli," An Sheng, without bothering to dry its fur, leaped forward and grabbed its mouth with its paws:
"Keep your voice down, you rascal! Do you want the whole world to know that Master Fuli is robbing and exploiting the monkey troops, and organizing spirit beasts into gangs?"

"Woo."

The orca pouts, blinks its eyes, and conveys its aggrieved expression through its eyes.

While it may seem like Master Fuli is merely prying open his lips, his terrifying strength combined with the effortless prying is no less effective than directly clamping the mouth of an orca.

The orca's pout is not intentional; it's caused by pressure.

"We'll talk about skipping stones later. Go back to the river now so you don't scare anyone," Master Fuli said to the orca in a low voice, glancing furtively at A Qing.

"Bah"

The orca lowered its head, spread its two fins, and used the force of its tail and abdomen to slam the ground. The five-ton fish turned over on the spot and struggled to jump into the river.

"."

Master Fuli landed on all fours, peered around, and casually raised his hind leg to step on the orca's tail, giving it a hard kick.

"Hey!"

The orca suddenly felt a push against its back, and the powerful force was transmitted forward along its tail, allowing it to glide very smoothly from the ground to the lake seven or eight meters away.

The orca, which had fallen into the lake, stared wide-eyed.

What a novel feeling!

Is this the light, airy feeling that my great-grandmother described, where the fish flies in front and the soul chases after it?

"hold head high?"

It's incredibly difficult for an orca to hop around without attracting attention.

But compared to the enormous orca, the leopard cat looked like a bean, not to mention the subtle kick it made.

In the eyes of everyone.

The stranded orca seemed to realize that it was an aquatic animal. Its joyful expression froze for a moment, and then it quickly hopped around and turned around. With a contraction of its body, it used the power of its abdomen and tail to propel itself back into the lake.

"Na!"

"I told you the fish at Changping Fishing Resort are really horny, now you believe me!"

"Especially the big black and white fish, without scallions, ginger and spices, you can't suppress that wild and untamed energy at all." Qiu Lingling, who had witnessed the orca riding the waves and then leaping back into the lake with a belly curl, turned the live stream camera to face herself and made a comment.

"Gurgle, gurgle"

The orca turned back and swam away, resting its large head on the riverbank, and began spouting water at Master Fuli and Ah Qing.

Let's leave aside the issue of skipping stones for now.

But where are my fish and chips?

I'm still holding the fishing rod in my mouth. If you catch me, you should at least provide me with a meal, right?
"Fuck you."

As the anglers, including Peng Ming, gradually approached the orca whose head was resting on the riverbank, they all felt as if they were in a dream, with an unreal sensation.

After patting the orca's head, Peng Ming seemed to have thought of something, and his dark face filled with excitement as he spoke:
"World Record!"

"This is absolutely a world record!"

“You have video footage, witnesses, and physical evidence. You can definitely apply for a world record! The previous best record for human fishing was a shark weighing over a ton. Your orca looks like it weighs more than a ton!”

Peng Ming shouted excitedly to A Qing.

"Fishing"

Ah Qing looked at the orca, her lips twitching, knowing perfectly well that she hadn't caught it by fishing.

This fish was greedy and wanted to eat fish and chips, so it hopped ashore and crashed into me.

The reason it hasn't left is simply because it's waiting for me to order McDonald's fast food!

(End of this chapter)