The fox has no bad intentions

Chapter 409 The Hammer Law [Third Update]

"Xiao An, this isn't right. How about I treat you to some 'August Fry' later? It's super sweet."

Ah-Qing held the giant salamander high in the stream, her face full of earnest advice to the little fox that was circling around her, jumping up and down, trying to bite the salamander's butt.

The giant salamander bit the little fox's tail.

Now the little fox wants to eat its raw fish.

"Quaa?"

The giant salamander, dazed from being spun around, unconsciously made a guttural sound, not understanding what was happening.

"Ah Qing, don't be afraid. Foxes are, after all, a Class II protected animal in China. I checked before, and giant salamanders are at the same level as me. It's not illegal for An to do it."

Ah Qing ran ahead, and the little fox chased after her.

"No, no, we can't eat protected animals!" Ah Qing threw the giant salamander back into the stream, held the little fox's muzzle tightly, and urged the giant salamander to run away quickly.

Under the watchful eyes of An Sheng and A Qing, the giant salamander slowly returned to the stream and opened its mouth wide to eat the small fish fry.

"How about we catch it and make hot pot?" An Sheng asked, glancing sideways at A Qing.

Ah Qing fell into a rare moment of silence, as if pondering why the giant salamander had not yet gone extinct.

"Lord Fortune Fox! Lord Fortune Fox is here? I am the Monkey King!"

Just as An Sheng and A Qing were squatting by the stream, watching the giant salamander eat, a series of monkey cries echoed through the forest, as they searched the whole world for Master Fuli.

"You beast! Shut up!"

The sharp-eared old fox heard the "squeak" echoing in the forest and was immediately alarmed. He turned his head and let out a loud whimper.

"Huh? What are you shouting? Shut up!"

The mischievous monkey's calls echoed only in the dense forest. Master Fuli, with his exceptionally keen hearing, heard the monkey's calls from afar, while Ah Qing only heard the sound of the clear stream flowing. Therefore, she was very curious about what the little fox had just been calling for and crawled away.

"It's nothing, just a mischievous monkey in the forest. It wanted to ask me out for some fun, so I told it to get lost right now. I'm going to stay here and keep A-Qing company during class!"

An Sheng spoke with complete certainty, not caring at all what that mischievous monkey wanted from her.

"Have you made any new friends?" Ah Qing asked thoughtfully. "You can go play with your friends, but it's best not to go too far from the valley, otherwise we might not be able to find Xiao An when we go down the mountain later."

The next lesson requires Ah Qing to take a portable laser-induced breakdown spectrometer and, along yesterday's route, run along the edge of the forest to test the elemental composition of the soil along the way and upload the data.

Her activity range is not large, so if Xiao An's friends come to visit her, A Qing will definitely agree.

Otherwise, Xiao An would lose a lot of face.
Just like the dogs in Changxi Town, they usually roam around in groups, calling out to each other. If you can't go out, you'll be too ashamed to even lift your head when you see them again.
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"Go have fun!"

Ah Qing, with a confident expression, pushed the little fox out, indicating that he should have fun with his friends, but not do anything bad.

"Why."

"The expression on your face is just like mine, full of pride and confidence. What were you imagining just now?" An Sheng complained as Ah Qing pushed her butt around.

Master Fuli's fox-like face fell, clearly indicating that he was very unwilling to deal with the mischievous monkey in the mountains.

I've finally decided to get closer to Ah Qing.

Now that a mischievous monkey has suddenly appeared, no one would be happy about it.

As far as An Sheng knew, the Chang'an City Security Bureau was currently conducting a tense and exciting torture of Bianqi, using syringes as thick as an arm to prick his buttocks and extract his bone marrow.

The Monkey King is looking for me, so it probably isn't anything serious.

"Speak! What is it?"

With a sullen face, Mr. Fuli came to the edge of the woods and looked at the mischievous monkey carrying a Type 171 submachine gun and a schoolbag.

"I don't know! The Monkey King told me to give the things to Master Fuli. He said to have the master tick the box and then send them back to the inn."

The macaque came down from the tree and explained the whole story with a combination of words and gestures.

An Sheng looked puzzled, unzipped his backpack, and saw several folders inside. He casually pulled one out of the backpack, opened it, and looked at its contents.

The folder opens.

A double-R logo comes into view. Cullinan options list.

"?"

An Sheng looked at the car options list, then slowly sent a question mark to the monkey across from him carrying a submachine gun:
Are you sure the Monkey King didn't give me the wrong thing?

"I don't know! The Monkey King only told me to give the things to Master Fuli," the mischievous monkey said honestly.

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An Sheng put down the folder with a strange expression, then pulled another folder out of his bag.

The folder contained no text, only size diagrams of several hammers, clearly intended for An Sheng to choose a style so the Security Bureau could recast a suitable weapon for Master Fuli.

The other two folders contained a receipt from Xia Dong Materials Company and a housing purchase contract for a property within the Second Ring Road of Beijing, with a repayment period of over one hundred years.

Give me your walkie-talkie.

Upon seeing the loan contract with a repayment period of a hundred years, even the seasoned and experienced Master Fuli couldn't help but show some emotion and asked the mischievous monkey for a walkie-talkie.

"Hey, Monkey King, can you hear me? I received the document you asked Monkey Head to pass on to me."

"But what about the contract in the bag?" Master Fuli's lips twitched slightly as he asked into the walkie-talkie.

After Master Fuli finished speaking, the Monkey King's voice came from the other end of the walkie-talkie:

"The mortgage contract for the house? That contract is for the second-hand house that the parasite bought. It said it would put your name on it, and then it would pay off the mortgage and renovation loan in installments."

"198,000 yuan per square meter, more than 300 square meters, that means it will have to be paid off in installments over 100 years."

The Monkey King spoke these words with a subtle undertone.

Spirit beast loans for buying houses and home renovations.

A real-life example of capital crushing virtual beasts.

But it must be said that he is truly filial. After asking the logistics support team members where there were good houses, he applied for a loan from the security bureau to buy a house, and the loan amounted to 70 million.

of course.

With the income from the fungal parasite, as long as one works hard and takes the lead in fieldwork, it won't take a hundred years to pay off the loan.

But the security agency isn't worried that the parasites will starve and have to rely solely on photosynthesis to grow, thus extending the loan period.

"Good heavens! I mean, good heavens! This fungal parasite is serious!"

Upon hearing this, An Sheng was completely dumbfounded.

"Could it be that Parasite got a loan from you guys for the Cullinan's specifications?"

"Cullinan? No, it's not a car. Didn't you previously hold a member of the Meredich family hostage and demand that she compensate you with a Cullinan? Her butler, sitting in the detention center, contacted a 4S dealership for you," Monkey King said.

The butler himself did not commit any major crime and could only be considered an accomplice, in addition to the fact that he stabbed Miss Fina forcefully.

He reached some consensus with the security bureau and was only sentenced to fifteen days of detention.

Upon hearing this, An Sheng fell into a brief silence, raised his fox paw, and scratched his head, which was throbbing and hot.

"Old Monkey"

"Ok?"

"I feel like I've discovered a new law of physics that is different from modern mechanics."

"Um!?"

"I've named it the Sledgehammer Law: the harder Master Fuli swings the hammer, the more likely it is to turn what was originally just boasting into reality."

Monkey King: "."

The professor in the museum: "."

The physics you're talking about, sir, is force!

It almost caused us to misunderstand.

(End of this chapter)