The fox has no bad intentions

Chapter 380 The Emerging Zoo

"Hello, what are the last four digits of your phone number?"

"3612."

Wang Ya gave the deliveryman her phone number, picked up the takeout ordered by Mr. Fuli, and headed towards her dormitory.

"Are they still having military training late at night? I wonder if selling Mixue Ice Cream here is even worthwhile." A delivery driver, who vaguely saw some people in camouflage uniforms walking around the campus, muttered to himself.

Based on his observation, there didn't seem to be any decent cold drink shops around.

Looking at the school environment, it looks like military training. If he goes to Mixue Ice Cream tomorrow, packs 200 cups of lemonade, and sells them at the school gate for an extra 2 yuan, the price difference would probably be more profitable than running a food delivery business.

"Okay! Let's set up a street stall next!" After glancing at the delivery fee of over forty yuan, the delivery guy immediately showed a confident expression and rode away on his electric scooter.

Wang Ya, also riding an electric scooter, returned to Master Fuli's dormitory.

"B! B! B!"

"I already said we'd meet at point B! Did you all go back to your spawn points?"

As soon as Wang Ya pushed open the dormitory door, she heard Fu Li's childish cursing voice. He was squatting on a raised chair, his keyboard turned into a slanted keyboard, holding a mouse in one hand and wearing headphones, playing CSGO.

The fennec fox crouched on the table, poked its head out, and looked at the intense shooting game on the screen.

Adele sat in the chair, her face blank, gazing at the backs of the two foxes.

"Screw you! How dare you insult my personality!" Master Fuli took off his headphones and threw them on the table. His fox-like face turned bright red, as if his blood pressure had been pooling at the top of his head.

"You guys are clearly terrible at the game, yet you tell me to go back to my mommy and get milk? Bah! I'll just stick to playing CS:GO, you guys are just pure CS:GO!"

While Tang You was away from the dormitory, An Sheng decided to try out the 4090 graphics card.

But an hour of gaming experience resulted in Mr. Fuli's blood pressure skyrocketing, him being reported for playing PUBG, and being constantly asked if he wanted a new mom while playing PUBG.

Now, I'm playing a game of Counter-Strike quietly, but I haven't killed many enemies in the whole match. Instead, I'm arguing with my teammates and cursing each other's mothers.

Fortunately, when we were just hitting the tiles, we found a few new mothers with similar accents to take the hits.

"I'm so angry! They're not gamers, they're clearly using the internet like a litter box, deliberately coming online to cause trouble, and then pooping and peeing anywhere!"

Fuli pushed the keyboard and mouse aside and looked at Wang Ya, who had just returned with his takeout.

"This is a difficult question for me to answer," Wang Ya said with a polite smile, ignoring Master Fuli's complaints, and took out the pizza from the insulated box and placed it on the table.

As the pizza box was opened, Adele saw the authentic Neapolitan pizza with prosciutto inside, and her brow furrowed slightly, revealing a hint of displeasure.

It softened
If a pizza sits in its box for too long, the outer layer of dough, which was once fluffy and crispy, will inevitably become even more mushy than a porn star.

Neapolitan pizza, baked in the oven for 90 seconds, is served immediately after baking. It is fragrant, soft, crispy, and juicy, with a rich texture in the caramelized layers and a soft interior like high-end toast, full of the unique "wok hei" (wok aroma) of authentic Italian pizza.

The pizza ordered by the strange white fox was clearly something that violated ancestral teachings and deserved to be struck by lightning. Forget about eating it; if it were placed in front of Adele, she would definitely call the market supervision bureau and complain vehemently that the pizza shop was committing fraud and humiliating Italian intangible cultural heritage.

but.

Adele remained silent, as she was not eating it herself.

The Neapolitan pizza was cut into quarters. An Sheng took out a Hawaiian brand canned pineapple from the insulated bag, put the pineapple ring on the pizza, rolled it up, and took a bite.

Adele's eyes widened, her fingers unconsciously clenched into a cone, her mouth slightly open, and her chest heaving violently, as if she had witnessed the end of the world.

"Ok?"

An Sheng, who was chewing, glanced at Adele and pushed the pizza on the table.

“No! My ancestors will not forgive me!” Adele immediately shook her head and refused.

"All your ancestors combined probably don't even equal the weekly global sales of Hawaiian pizza." Seeing Adele's refusal, An Sheng continued eating his authentic Hawaiian pizza with a nonchalant expression.

This time, An Sheng didn't play a prank on her.

Of all the pizzas available, An Sheng genuinely prefers the refreshing Hawaiian pizza, just as he enjoys lime-flavored cola—it's something he likes to eat.

He hadn't had dinner yet because he had spent so much time at the ruins!
As soon as she stepped outside, she saw Adele. An Sheng naturally thought of pizza, so she ordered one.

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Adele's face gradually contorted, her arms raised and lowered as if she wanted to overturn the table, but the wildness that came from her blood was steadily suppressed by reason.

"嘤嘤嘤"

After finishing the pizza in a few big bites, An Sheng took a sip of the complimentary Sprite to moisten her throat. If A Qing were in the dormitory and saw the little fox eating like that, she would most likely have fainted on the spot.

Carbohydrates stacked with calories, then another stacked with calories.

The little fox's life is absolutely -1-1-1.

"Zizi-"

An Sheng had just finished eating and hadn't even had a chance to play a game of chess on the computer when suddenly the sound of tires screeching came from the distance of the campus, followed by a loud crash and the sound of brakes deflating.

"coming?"

Upon hearing the sound, Adele's gaze sharpened, and she turned to look towards the dormitory balcony, but it was completely covered by canvas, and she couldn't see anything.

"Let's go, let's go join the fun!"

Hearing what sounded like an intrusion, An Sheng's ears twitched slightly, and he immediately called Wang Ya to go outside the dormitory to watch the Security Bureau arrest Father Bianchi.

When the Security Bureau assigned tasks, they made no mention of Mr. Fuli's work.

Let him do as he pleases; wherever there's excitement, Master Fuli can go wherever he wants.

Commonly known as the jungler position.

"OMG!"

Adele followed Mr. Fuli and took the elevator to the dormitory rooftop. When they saw what was happening in the direction of the teaching building, both Mr. Fuli and Adele showed expressions of astonishment.

An unexpected and intense gunfight ensued.

Some of them were large refrigerated trucks that had overturned.

A creature that looked like a lion but had skin like an elephant crawled out of the refrigerated truck.

"Moo-"

A creature resembling a bison but covered in layers of crocodile scales and possessing a saltwater crocodile tail burst out of the refrigerated truck and sped madly toward the laboratory building.

"Fuck your mother! What a freak you are!" The takin, known as the "six unlikes" of the Qinling Mountains, was assigned by Master Fuli to guard the gate of the laboratory building. It was drinking water in the lake and preparing to rest when it heard a noise and looked up to see an ugly old cow charging towards it.

The startled takin, with one of its horns, spun and flew over the bison with the tail of a crocodile.

The refrigerated truck seemed to be performing magic, generating some strange and wonderful creatures.

Adele, who had never seen anything like it before, let out a scream, covered her mouth, and was speechless.

"This isn't arresting a priest, the security bureau probably just poked a hole in the zoo director's ass!" An Sheng couldn't help but complain as he saw the strange creatures running out.

(End of this chapter)