The fox has no bad intentions
Chapter 352 Being Brothers, in Our Hearts [3rd Update, Please Subscribe]
Chapter 352 Being Brothers, in Our Hearts [Third Update, Please Subscribe]
"Wang, stop knocking! I'm a Class I protected animal in Xia Country, give me some face!"
The fat cat, who had barged into the principal's office, happened to witness the principal entertaining Li Wenkang, a double-flower red stick from the Academy of Agricultural Sciences.
Under the guise of tea, Li Wenkang grabbed the fat cat by the ear and nearly knocked it all over its head.
"What face are you talking about? Do you think I'm not being generous enough by grabbing your ear and hitting you on the head right now? You're the one who doesn't know any better."
"If I hit your head, you should obediently stick your butt out and let me kick you."
Li Wenkang looked completely at ease and reprimanded the fat cat for being so clueless.
Facing the honorary principal, whose style resembled that of a bandit, Fat Cat muttered a few words to himself, his mind filled with incomprehensible thoughts like "a higher-ranking official can crush you" and "sooner or later, I'll fill the petition office with letters and complaints, all of which will reach the central security bureau."
"Alright, Lao Li, just let it go!" Yang Xiao, who was nearly sixty years old, smiled and said, "Our Cat Brother has done a lot of bad things, but he never shows up in front of me. Now he's come out and kicks the door in with a righteous look on his face. He must have something to say."
Principal Yang cannot understand the fat cat's language, but he has spent most of his life dealing with wild animals.
Principal Yang can read the thoughts of some creatures from their expressions and body language even without understanding their language, based on his in-depth research.
The fat cat entered with an air of self-righteousness, completely unlike its usual guilty demeanor when it saw me. Moreover, its expression carried a hint of smugness, as if it had accomplished a great feat.
Therefore, Principal Yang could deduce that Fat Cat must have come to see him today for a serious matter, and it should be something related to the university; it had come to ask for a reward.
“Tell me about it!” Li Wenkang said.
"I'm here to borrow the car keys. I want to take advantage of Principal Yang's ability to attract spirit beasts to trick the takin."
Fat Cat spoke up, sounding aggrieved, and recounted what had happened at the school in the early hours of the morning, including his discussion with Master Fuli about the ambush plan.
Li Wenkang was taken aback upon hearing this, and then acted as a translator, explaining to Principal Yang what Fat Cat had said.
"The takin is back?" Principal Yang gasped, as if sensing something was wrong.
Principal Yang looked at Li Wenkang.
"Give it the key!" Li Wenkang said to Principal Yang after thinking for a moment.
"Okay." Principal Yang handed the key to Fat Cat.
"Alright, alright, I'm leaving now if there's nothing else." Fat Cat said to Li Wenkang with a sheepish grin.
"Go! Go! Go."
Li Wenkang waved his hand, signaling it to hurry up and not to block the adults' conversation.
"Squeak-"
The principal's office door was deformed, making a strange noise as it slowly opened and closed. Hearing the noise, Fat Cat cautiously stretched out his paw, patting and pinching here and there to correct the deformation. Once he was sure it was fixed, he closed the office door with an extremely smooth finish.
The fat cat ran away, without looking back.
"Aren't you going to catch that takin? I'm afraid it won't be able to handle it if Cat Brother deals with it alone. If it affects the universities, wouldn't that disrupt your scheme?" Principal Yang asked Li Wenkang.
Li Wenkang smiled and shook his head, thinking of the old fox who had scolded him for being possessive of his food:
"I don't want to incur the hatred of spirit beasts like you. Someone will handle the takin's matter."
"Let's get back to the previous topic! Tonight, we will secretly send an action team into the school to take away all the archaeological documents and backup records. We can take advantage of the school's usual practice to create the illusion of a lack of security."
"While I understand your approach, will this really lure the other side out? It doesn't feel right," Principal Yang expressed his concerns, also feeling a headache about the upcoming course arrangements.
They've messed up the perfectly good teaching and laboratory buildings; I wonder how much of a good result they'll actually achieve.
“A real bargain isn’t necessarily a cheap deal; it’s about making the other party feel that it’s a bargain, making them think that missing out on this opportunity would mean losing billions.” Li Wenkang didn’t mention setting up a scheme, but simply gave Principal Yang a very vivid analogy.
"Thank goodness school hasn't started yet. If you guys had destroyed the experimental fields, the principal would have cursed us to death," Principal Yang said with a sigh.
"Our Security Bureau deals with matters of security; the gains and losses of a city or a place are insignificant," Li Wenkang said nonchalantly. "The other side should have Apostles. If we pin them down, we can extort at least six hundred million dollars, and we can also learn from their biotechnology." "Don't even mention two buildings, we could make back ten of them."
【Apostle】is a code name used by foreigners for guardian-level spirit beasts or gene editors of equal strength.
The thought of foreigners infiltrating Xia Country made Li Wenkang feel like he had a fishbone stuck in his throat. He felt like fleas were crawling all over his body and he was itching all over until he caught the foreigners.
He came to the Emerging Agricultural Academy today to completely resolve this matter.
…………
"That scared the cat."
"With Principal Li, who's so big, in the room, I almost thought he was going to bite my ear off!"
After fleeing into the principal's black car, Fat Cat patted his chest, still shaken, and made up his mind that he would never go to the principal's office for the next two months, no matter what.
"You all get in the car too, let's go back to the base and make a call to Master Fuli."
"This time."
"For the sake of my permanent position, I'll send Lao Niu to a nursing home no matter what!"
Fat Cat beckoned his underlings to get in the car, his expression revealing a fierce look. But he was a panda, and the fierceness on his face, in the eyes of humans, looked like a panda yawning, its mouth open and looking cute.
however.
No one could have imagined that Fat Cat was going all out.
The competition for a permanent position in the public sector has always been fierce and bloody. Fat Cat hasn't even enjoyed it for two years yet, so Old Cow shouldn't even think about taking it!
"Wang"
The two panda cubs squeezed into the back row, their faces showing a hint of disdain.
They will poop.
But being drenched in feces was a first for me.
Bird droppings kept falling from the sky as we walked, and without the windshield wipers, we sometimes couldn't even see the road clearly.
Back at the ecological conservation base from the highway, Fat Cat instructed his underlings to wait at home for their triumphant return, and to repeatedly rub the takin in the ground to generate heat.
"come on!"
Fat Cat gripped the steering wheel with his left hand, idling along the mountain road, while his right hand tapped the phone number that Master Fuli had given him earlier, his face full of cold indifference.
"toot toot"
"Sorry, the number you dialed is currently switched off."
Hearing the notification tone from the speaker, Fat Cat, driving the principal's black executive sedan, paused for a moment, then hung up and called Master Fuli again.
Sorry, the number you dialed is currently switched off.
"hiss--"
In just a moment, the fat cat felt a cold wind travel from its dermatitis straight to the top of its head, making it feel all over its body goosebumps.
"No way, bro? We agreed to be brothers, and now you're telling me you can't get through on the phone?"
The fat cat shivered, reached out, and turned off the seat ventilation that was blowing hard against its big butt.
In the past, when it went out to cause trouble, it always rode in an old, beat-up sedan or van. It never had such advanced in-car features, which made it feel quite uncomfortable.
(End of this chapter)
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