The fox has no bad intentions

Chapter 305 No matter who comes, he's still a wanderer! [Third update, please vote]

"Who is it? Calling in the middle of the day, don't you know I'm scrolling through short videos?"

On the outer wall of the girls' dormitory at Xinxing Agricultural Science Institute, there is a small white fox sitting on the air conditioner unit.

With a resentful look on his face, he reached into the rumbling air conditioner unit and rummaged around inside. He pulled out a cell phone from the metal grille on the back of the unit.

"Who on earth would call me in this 35-degree heat and make me sit here on the air conditioner unit blowing hot air? You better have something to say. If you're just messing around with me, don't blame me for being blind."

Unlike home, it would be very difficult for An Sheng to hide a cell phone in A Qing's dorm room.

However, he doesn't answer many phone calls on weekdays, so he just hides inside the air conditioner unit in the dormitory building.

But who could have predicted that someone would call him at 3 p.m. on a sweltering summer day, making him answer the phone with his head on a 33-degree Celsius hot screen and his face facing the hot air blowing from the air conditioner unit?

An Sheng almost swore.

The phone was answered, and a low, soft moan came through the receiver from a fox fennec ear:
"Wang Ya is awake. Today is the 30th, and it's time to send her to the school dormitory. By the way, I have some leads on the information you asked me to inquire about."

"Oh? Is Wang Ya awake? Never mind her. I'll talk about Wang Ya when I go over tonight."

An Sheng originally wanted to ask about the ancient tomb that turned Wang Ya into that state, but he thought that it might be difficult to explain in a few words over the phone, so he decided to go to the Fox Kingdom that night to inspect the work.

"What about Wang Ya's schooling?" The fennec fox was so anxious it wanted to stomp its feet. Before the call ended, it asked Master Fuli about it.

"We'll talk tonight, I'm busy right now." An Sheng hung up the phone with a strange expression.

From the fennec fox's tone, it's easy to tell that Wang Ya is still the same Wang Ya, making the fennec fox tremble with fear.

But that's exactly the effect An Sheng wanted.

You see, in the past few days, not a single thing about the ferocious beast has been found out.

But as soon as Wang Ya woke up, the fennec fox immediately made progress regarding the ferocious beast.

Wang Ya's intervention had an immediate effect on urging updates.

"嘤嘤嘤~"

An Sheng happily hid her phone, climbed over the wall back to the dormitory balcony, and with light steps, jumped up and pried open the balcony door to go back inside and enjoy the air conditioning.

"Hey, hey, hey, look in the class group chat! The counselor posted the school rules for the Xiqi campus, and the content is hilarious!"

Lying on his side on the bunk bed, wearing shorts and a loose short-sleeved shirt, Mo Yiqing seemed to have seen something interesting on his phone. With a happy expression, he started recommending the files in the class group to the others.

The Xiqi Academy of Agricultural Sciences started its semester relatively late, and the counselors posted the school rules of the Xiqi Academy of Agricultural Sciences in the group chat before the large-scale return of students.

The students opened the school rules document and naturally skipped the first few dozen lines of fluff, directly browsing the "Xiqi School Rules" that the counselors had marked with red lines.

[1. Feeding the pandas is strictly prohibited, even cats are forbidden (a fine of 100,000 yuan will be imposed for violating school rules, and the funds will be used for the pandas' health checkups)]

[2. Tractor racing in fields is prohibited, as is racing on roads by three-wheeled vehicles, and even two-wheeled vehicles are not allowed.]

3. It is forbidden to use organic fertilizer to attack classmates.

[4. Drifting on the school lawn is prohibited (your senior's boyfriend tried it, and the repair bill was two million)]

[5. Swimming in Wenxin Lake is prohibited (the lake contains carnivorous creatures kept by students from the College of Animal Science; there have been 6 incidents of students being attacked in vital organs)]

6. No bringing utensils into the toilet (Please do not stick your chopsticks into the feces, as the cafeteria staff may collect them, wash them, and reuse them)

7. Entry to the back hill is prohibited (that area is not part of our school grounds; it is a protected area)

8. Unauthorized entry into the laboratory building is prohibited.

"It is forbidden to use organic fertilizer to attack classmates." When A-Qing saw the school rule, she was stunned and said, "Isn't organic fertilizer just composted and fermented manure? It seems even more outrageous than the Yunnan campus's prohibition against using witchcraft on classmates and not to believe any local who says that mushrooms are non-toxic."

The tractor races in the fields are nothing new; they're a familiar topic.

But using organic fertilizer in a war—to be honest, this was the first time Ah Qing had ever seen something so terrifying.

"Feeding pandas is prohibited?"

When Tang You saw school rule number 1, she subconsciously looked at the panda cub leaning against the sofa, munching on an apple.

"Wang?"

The panda cub looked wary at Tang You, who had just given it an apple but seemed to want to take it back.

This panda cub seems to really like the 25-degree air conditioning temperature in Ah Qing's dormitory.

Whenever there are people in Ah Qing's dormitory, it will always run there on time to enjoy the air conditioning and ask for fruit.

"Ten Thousand. Your name will be Ten Thousand." Tang You and the panda cub looked at each other for a moment, then silently looked away, giving the panda cub a name.

Feeding pandas results in a direct fine. Moreover, the school rules clearly state that the fine is not issued by the school, but by the Qinling Panda Ecological Protection Base and the local forestry authorities, and therefore has legal effect.

They may not necessarily impose penalties, but setting up relevant penalty clauses in advance can avoid meaningless disputes.

"Those senior students really know how to have fun." After reading through the twenty-five rules of Xiqi School, Lingren quietly sighed, "It's forbidden to pick up fruits that have been used to trap spirits in the experimental fields. I really can't imagine what would happen." Special school rules ≈ outrageous things students have done.

Covering fruit with bags is actually a very common way to prevent pests.

But regarding the fruit that blocked the fairy's trap, the performer really couldn't imagine what had happened.

"What's this? The diploma mill I used to attend was much worse. It openly prohibited students from bringing non-students back to school." An Sheng ran to A Qing's side to peek at the school rules on the screen. After reading them, he smiled disdainfully.

In his previous life, he attended a dubious university and did something that contradicted the Heavenly Gang.

A male student brought a rich woman back to his dormitory to spend the night.

But for some reason, it gradually developed into the rich woman bringing her friends to that dormitory room, which was very outrageous.

To put it bluntly, it means a rich woman came to book his room.

The matter was so serious that even the most shady school principal couldn't withstand such a shock. Ever since then, the school has banned unauthorized personnel from entering or leaving the school.

"By the way, Momo, come with me to the school's express delivery station later!"

After complaining about the Xiqi school rules for a while, A-Qing glanced at the time and saw that it was already 4:30 in the afternoon. The sun was starting to set. She looked at Mo Yiqing and said something.

Because the post office was closed before, the summer homework that she and Momo sent from Guangzhou had not been delivered.

Now that the station is open, she's a little worried that her summer homework might wither away due to the long-distance transport.

Although it's not important whether the summer homework is good or bad, what matters is the observation journal, the plants must be submitted to the professor along with the observation journal.

The professor is very fierce.

“Okay.” Mo Yiqing nodded upon hearing this.

"Are you sending Xiao An back so soon?" Tang You heard A Qing say she was going to the post station, and then, thinking that school would officially start in a few days, she naturally assumed that A Qing was planning to send Xiao An home.

Tang You abandoned the Flame King Dragon she was currently trying to conquer and hugged the little fox on A Qing's bed, her face full of reluctance.

It's him!

To make yourself rich in CSGO and show off.

It was him who pulled ten skins in one go, establishing himself as the luckiest person in the group.

It was also him who made his card game go incredibly well, allowing him to practically hog the opponent's head.

Upon hearing that Xiao An was leaving, Tang You felt extremely uncomfortable, as if she were a drowning person who had lost her lifebuoy, or a salted fish that had been brought ashore.

But there is nothing we can do about it.

The Academy of Agricultural Sciences prohibits keeping pets.

"Xiao An, are you going back?"

Ah Qing was stunned for a moment, then looked at Tang You with a serious expression and asked, "Xiao An, where are you going?"

"Huh?" Tang You was taken aback, not understanding.

"Today, even if the principal came, or even if the director of the Education Bureau came, Xiao An would still be a stray animal!"

Ah Qing nodded with certainty and said, "He just happened to come to our dorm to beg for food. We definitely don't keep any pets on campus. He's just naturally friendly."

Faced with school rules that prohibit keeping pets.

Ah Qing decided to fight to the bitter end.

If you ask, they say they're homeless; if you take, they say they don't pay.

Ah Qing couldn't bear to let Xiao An go back to that deserted ancestral home, gazing into the distance like a waiting-for-husband stone, waiting for her return.

She has already chosen a rental apartment, but the only problem is that she doesn't have the money to pay the rent and has to wait until she gets her salary.

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Hearing Ah Qing's response, Tang You was taken aback, but she quickly recovered and said with certainty:
"That's right! We don't keep any pets. Our Xiao An is an albino red fox of the North Asian subspecies. Even if the King of Heaven himself came here, he would still be a national second-class protected animal!"

quiet:"."

Even if the King of Heaven himself doesn't come, I'm still a legitimate Class II protected animal in China!
I've been having such a pleasant time lately that I almost forgot about the principal.

Tonight, we need to empty the school's arsenal and give them something to do, so they don't keep coming over to pry into the students' private lives every day.

Tonight I'll raid your arsenal, tomorrow I'll cut off your power, the day after tomorrow I'll sit on your sofa eating potato chips, and finally, I'll flick the leftover potato chip crumbs onto your sofa and format all your computer's study materials and pornographic images.

……

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(End of this chapter)