The fox has no bad intentions

Chapter 288 Defeat Humanity! The World Belongs to Fox!

"Lamb soup with bread, but no bread, thank you."

An Sheng was actually quite interested in seeing A Qing and the others eating mutton soup with bread, especially when they put that super fragrant chili oil into the soup.

But considering that it would be inconvenient for him to wipe his bottom after defecating, An Sheng could only sigh and order a dish.

"Boss, please pack a takeout box, and pack me a serving of mutton soup with bread, but without the bread," A-Qing said to the boss after hearing Xiao An mention what she wanted to eat.

"Alright, how about mutton soup with bread?" The busy owner in the open kitchen subconsciously agreed, but halfway through his sentence, the spoon he was about to use to scoop the soup froze in mid-air.
"If you order mutton soup with bread but no bread, then it becomes mutton soup in a basin. Can't you just order a bowl of mutton soup in a basin?" The owner muttered to himself, then silently served the mutton soup in a basin.

Water basin mutton also comes with steamed buns, but you can choose whether or not to eat them; they don't need to be broken into pieces.

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"Waaah—the tickets for the 'Song of Everlasting Regret' performance are sold out." The performer looked at his phone screen, which showed the tickets were sold out, and said to the crowd, "Buying a ticket to the 'Song of Everlasting Regret' performance included a free ticket to Huaqing Pool. It was a pretty good deal. It seems like you have to scramble to buy tickets these days."

"How about we go to the Hanfu experience center first and try out taking Hanfu photos?"

As the performer spoke, her gaze unconsciously drifted towards Mo Yiqing and Tang You, and she subtly pursed her lips.

"Hmm, I want to choose a red one. Today's events really scared me. I need to calm down first," Ah Qing asked the performer.

"We have red ones, let's go over there first!" Led by the performer, the group headed to the Hanfu experience hall.

Instead of changing into Hanfu, the performer sat down next to the little fox with an honest and unassuming expression.

"Hey?"

An Sheng looked at the actor with a strange expression.

The performer patted the little fox's head.

After a short wait, the makeup artist finished dressing the three of them and helped them change into Hanfu. The performer's eyes lit up, and she quickly said to Mo Yiqing, "Wow, you look so beautiful! You're all dressed now. Here's the little fox; it's my turn to change."

"Wait, Momo, your belt looks a little crooked. Let me straighten it for you."

The courtesan stepped forward with a look of surprise and helped Mo Yiqing adjust the sash around his waist.

"MoMo, your waist is so thin~ Your hands are so cold."

"climb!"

Okay.

Seeing the performer jumping around Mo Yiqing, only to be told to "crawl," An Sheng was speechless.

Clearly, Mo Yiqing, with his extensive social experience, knew the true nature of his roommate, a courtesan.

"Hehe, Xiao An, come and see my outfit."

Aqing came out after changing into Hanfu. Her Hanfu was clearly in the style of the Wei and Jin Dynasties, with wide sleeves and a red base. There were black edgings on the collar and cuffs, and gold patterns were embroidered in the black piping.

"Hmm, your red is quite pleasing to the eye." An Sheng looked at A Qing, who was twirling in front of him. He really liked the red on A Qing, but for a moment, he couldn't think of a way to describe that low-saturation red.

An Sheng thought for a moment, then looked enlightened and said:
"Yes! Cochineal red! Ah Qing, your cochineal red dress looks quite nice."

The little fox's praise reached A-Qing's ears:

"Waaah! Master, Master, why are you wearing a cactus insect skin? It looks so cute!"

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Upon hearing this, Ah Qing's expression froze. She immediately squatted down, puffed out her cheeks, and pinched the little fox's cheeks, saying:
"It's the color of cochineal, not the skin of insects I peeled from a cactus and wrapped around my body. The shopkeeper said that you can't hug a raccoon dog when you rent Hanfu. This outfit cost me over 500 yuan, so it has to look good even if it doesn't."

"I said it looks good, wow! Is there a traitor living in the translator in your head?" An Sheng mumbled as A Qing rubbed his cheek. "How about I shamelessly go and imprison Wang Qiqi and ask her to borrow two bottles of spirit pills to update your software?"

Although An Sheng complained like that, he didn't actually intend to borrow it.

Ah Qing's innate translation skills are clearly superior to those of the lumberjacks.

Aqing's translation service is available across all channels and globally, while the lumberjacks' translation services are limited to a single subject. ...

As its name suggests, Chang'an, the city that never sleeps, is prone to traffic jams even at 11 p.m.

Mo Yiqing, dressed in Hanfu, drove around and greeted every traffic light and their ancestors for eight generations.

"Damn it! Traffic is still congested at 11 o'clock. In ancient times, soldiers would be resting during a siege. A cavalry squad that raids supplies would be waiting at a traffic light nowadays!"

"Let's go! The starting speed at red lights here is over 99! Even the lewd pictures in the group don't dare to go over 99, but the road administration does! They're not afraid of being cursed for their ancestors for eighteen generations!"

The aloof fairy dressed in Hanfu kept cursing in the driver's seat the whole way.

An Sheng clicked her tongue in amazement and remarked:

"Now I understand why Momo, who loved muscle cars, switched to electric cars after coming to Chang'an."

"Being stuck in traffic is frustrating enough, but listening to the whirring of a V8 makes you even more irritable."

"It still has to be a tram, quiet and with plenty of air conditioning."

They were stuck in traffic on their way to the city, and on their way home they were stuck in traffic for half an hour before finally getting back to the Fox Kingdom Hotel.

Mo Yiqing's face was as black as ink. He glanced at the new car he had just picked up today, then turned and walked towards the hotel.

"Brother! Get two electric scooters and four cute girl helmets over here!"

"What should have been a ten-minute drive turned into a half-hour traffic jam. I was so frustrated I felt like my crotch was on fire."

"Damn! Do you know that feeling? Even though the goddess agreed to go to a hotel, she was wearing hundreds of layers of clothing, and I had to peel them off one by one like husking corn."

"Hahaha." Mo Shengjie laughed out loud.

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Back at the hotel, instead of going back to their suite to shower, Tang You waved her hand and bought tickets to go directly to the bathhouse of the Fox Kingdom Hotel to enjoy herself.

An Sheng's eyes lit up. Although he had traveled all over the country in his previous life, he really didn't have much to do with taking baths.

There are relatively few tea-producing areas in the north, so An Sheng hasn't ventured much northward; he's mostly been working in the south.

"Sorry, foxes won't work."

"But we have pet boarding here."

The bathhouse is open 24 hours a day, but foxes are not among its customers.

The receptionist at the bathhouse looked at the little fox, who was staring at Master Fuli.

"Waaaaah!"

Just as Master Fuli was about to overturn the table and drain all the water from the hotel's bathtub.

A soft whimpering sound came from next door, and a gray-black hairless fox emerged from the next room, facing An Sheng and saying:

"Brother! That doesn't belong to the Fox family. They rent a hotel room and run a bathhouse there."

"Come over here! Over there, humans are oppressing us foxes; it's terrifying."

"Hey?"

An Sheng looked at the hairless fox that walked out from the opposite side, ignoring its words and asking it with a look of astonishment, "Brother, what's your background?"

"Me? I'm an Arctic fox!"

"A polar fox?" An Sheng gasped.

(End of this chapter)