The fox has no bad intentions
Chapter 271 Ah Qing didn't even get a drink, but you've already had one?
Chapter 271 Ah Qing didn't even get a drink, but you've already had one?
"The art of medicine is profound and extensive, but it has been tarnished by quack doctors. I come out to teach and impart knowledge not for fame or fortune, but simply in the hope of restoring the reputation of traditional Chinese medicine, defeating Western medicine, and restoring the honor of the people of Qin!"
Professor Ge, pretending to casually display his supernatural abilities, spoke in a booming voice.
Of the nearly fifty people present, none of them noticed that outside the banquet hall window, a white fox raised its paw and pressed it against the glass, leaving a scratch on the glass with just a light stroke.
The little fox raised its hand and pushed it inside, causing the circular piece of glass to fall onto the carpet, and a rush of cold air emanated from the room.
An Sheng entered through the broken glass and casually picked up the jade ruyi that was placed on the display case by the window.
"嘤嘤嘤"
The little fox, carrying the jade ruyi in its mouth, strolled up the steps to the stage and called out to Professor Ge, who was giving a speech.
"A fox? Master Fox has a jade ruyi in his mouth?"
The white fox that trotted onto the stage might not have attracted much attention in other regions, but it would have been a huge hit in Chang'an.
As a city with a rich historical heritage, Chang'an was home to the legendary tale of the Ren family as early as the Tang Dynasty. One of the main characters in the story was a fox spirit. Similarly, the novel Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio vividly depicts various fox spirits.
Ancient scholars, upon seeing a beautiful fox, would have wished they could transform into their beloved craftsmen and unleash the Cthulhu within them.
In the Chang'an area, there are scattered Taoist-related fox spirit temples and fox god temples.
Upon seeing the fluffy, pure white fox with a jade ruyi in its mouth step onto the stage, it gazed at Professor Ge with deep affection.
simply.
This is truly an auspicious sign, a great mission bestowed upon this person by Heaven!
"It's the Fox Lord bringing good fortune!"
"Grandpa Hu the Third!"
The middle-aged and elderly people who were originally listening to the lecture below the stage were immediately agitated when they saw the little fox appear. Some of the elderly people who were influenced by the culture of guardian spirits even shouted "Grandpa Hu the Third" when they saw something under the fox's belly.
".fox?"
Professor Ge saw the little fox pause in surprise, a look of doubt on its face, and muttered to himself, "I don't think this part was included in the rehearsal, right? Could it be that Xiao Wu and the others are adding this scene for themselves again? But I must say, the effect is actually quite good."
"Hey, they've even brought out auspicious omens and blessings! No wonder I got a Lamborghini!!"
Xiao Wu and the others behind the stage were also stunned when they saw the little fox appear. But when they saw Professor Ge walking towards the little fox with an indifferent and confident expression, they assumed that he had added scenes to create a show effect without permission, so they kept quiet.
"嘤嘤嘤——"
The little fox sat up, placed the jade ruyi it was carrying in its mouth on its arm, and with a warm smile, waved to Professor Ge who was walking towards it.
Under the watchful eyes of the students and backstage staff, Professor Ge half-squatted down, stretched out a hand, and prepared to grasp the jade ruyi in the fox's arms.
But the instant he reached out, something unexpected happened. The little fox suddenly stood up, grabbed Professor Ge's collar, and opened its mouth, uttering a childish voice:
"You're from Chang'an, the honorary principal of Xinxing Agricultural College, and the most skilled double-flower red stick fighter, right?"
As Master Fuli reached out, the jade ruyi fell naturally to his right hand, where he grasped it, flicked it upwards, and struck Professor Ge's old basket with a heavy thud.
"Ugh—"
Professor Ge, whose collar was grabbed by Master Fuli, had no time to react. He was struck hard in the philtrum and immediately let out a scream. He went from half-squatting to kneeling down, clutching his crotch and letting out a shrill scream.
"Everyone sit down!"
"Eat and drink as you please! The fox spirit is seeking revenge! Everyone stay in your seats. In a bloody battle, swords have no eyes. If you want to meddle, check your medical insurance card balance!"
The sudden change startled the backstage staff and the trainees in the audience, who stood up.
Master Fuli raised the jade ruyi in his hand and slammed it heavily onto the stage. The ruyi, made of resin-infused Xiuyan jade, instantly turned into dust and scattered everywhere. The entire stage, constructed of metal frames, twisted and tilted around the point where Master Fuli struck it.
"Boom—" Not only was the stage shaking, but the hundreds of square meters of banquet hall echoed with a rumbling sound, and the doors and windows trembled incessantly.
It was like an invisible force emanating from within Master Fuli's body and radiating outwards.
"Gudu."
The middle-aged and elderly people who were startled and stood up immediately sat down meekly when Master Fuli pointed at them with his finger.
Seeing that the stage was about to collapse, Xiao Wu and the others behind the stage dared not go forward to rescue it and timidly hid behind the stage again.
"Didn't your emerging agricultural science academy say you were going to wipe out Master Fox completely?"
"What? Is this all the trouble you've got? Is this all the esteemed Double Flower Red Stick member from the Emerging Agricultural Science Academy is capable of?"
With a single angry shout, An Sheng quelled the chaos and ensured that the elderly wouldn't get hurt from running around. Then, he looked at Professor Ge, who was clutching Mao Dan on the ground, put on a bitter and vengeful expression, stood up, and began to curse.
As Master Fuli spoke, he actually walked to the fruit platter area at the edge of the banquet hall and pulled out a curved watermelon knife from the bottom of the cabinet.
When the old man and woman saw the flash of the knife, they immediately changed from sitting in their chairs to squatting on the ground, gripping the back of the chair in front of them tightly with both arms to shield themselves.
"Fox Lord, you're a piece of trash! I'll chop you up into mincemeat because you were beaten by a fox!"
"It's a misunderstanding!"
When Professor Ge saw the fox running towards him with a knife, he was completely flustered and had no idea what was happening. He retreated hastily, clutching his basket, and was terrified. He blurted out:
"Grandpa Fox, you've misunderstood! I believe in Jesus, so I couldn't pass the political vetting. I'm just an unemployed person, not some honorary principal of the Emerging Agricultural Academy."
"Grandpa, you've attacked the wrong person!"
With the gleaming knife right in front of him, Ge Qiang didn't care about supercars or anything like that, and shouted that he had attacked the wrong person.
after all
It is illegal to attack someone with a knife.
But the law doesn't say anything about demons killing people!
"Huh? You think it's not true just because you say so? When Grandpa was robbing people along the street just now, I clearly heard you shouting something about the principal of the Agricultural Academy."
Master Fu grabbed Ge Qiang by the collar and pointed the watermelon knife in his hand at the audience.
The elderly men and women hiding behind the chairs nodded frantically in unison when they saw the gleaming swords and spears.
Master Fuli brandished his long sword, pointing it at Xiao Wu and the others who were peeking out from behind the stage.
Xiao Wu froze, then quickly nodded: "Professor Ge is indeed the principal of the Xinxing Agricultural Academy!"
"The old man says you are, and even your underlings all say you are, but you yourself say you aren't? How can Master Fuli believe you!"
Whether Professor Ge is an honorary principal or not was already determined when An Sheng hit someone else's horn.
Wang Qiqi said that the honorary principal is the most outstanding double-award winner in the Academy of Agricultural Sciences.
To be called a "Double Flower Red Stick," one must be far superior to Feng Wenyu, right?
Even if it's not strong itself, shouldn't it have a super overlord spirit beast like a golden leopard?
According to An Sheng's observation, this guy's strength is at most two-thirds of Qing's.
How can someone be an honorary principal if they can't even beat a furious Ah Qing?
but
Whether he is the principal or not is not important. What is important is that this guy has to admit in front of everyone that he is not an honorary principal, but a pyramid scheme operator!
After dealing with the elderly couple's affairs.
An Sheng still has a score to settle with him.
Where did he get the spirit pill? Even Ah Qing herself didn't get to drink it and become a little fox girl, but this fraudster got to drink it first?
(End of this chapter)
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