Traveling back thirty years to Conan, intercepting Princess Eri
Chapter 295 Yukiko: What?
Chapter 295 Yukiko: What...?
"It's not as exaggerated as you make it out to be!" Yukiko glared at him angrily. "Why don't you sleep in the closet?"
“I’m not Doraemon, I have a nose and I need to breathe too,” Lin Xiuyi pointed to her face. “I was only in there for a little while and I got all sweaty. If I use your clothes to wipe my sweat later, don’t…”
"never mind!"
Yukiko pouted and gave him a light kick.
"You just want to sleep in the bed, right? You can sleep there, but you can't do anything inappropriate!"
"I promise I'll just sleep and I won't do anything else!" Lin Xiuyi immediately raised her hand to swear, her eyes sincere and earnest.
"If you dare to move, I'll use scissors..."
Yukiko gestured with her hand as if she were cutting something.
As she finished speaking, she herself became embarrassed, her voice grew softer and softer, and her cheeks turned so red they seemed to bleed.
"You'll sleep on the side by the window."
Yukiko picked up her dolls and arranged them one by one in the middle of the bed, like building a small wall, dividing the bed into two parts.
"Don't cross the line!"
"What if I accidentally roll over while I'm sleeping at night..."
Before Lin Xiu could finish speaking, the girl interrupted her angrily.
"If you dare to do anything reckless, I'll never talk to you again!" Yukiko glared at him. "I mean it!"
After saying that, seeing that Lin Xiuyi didn't seem to care, the girl hurriedly picked up a doll and hit him.
"Did you hear me?"
"Okay," Lin Xiuyi yawned and stretched. "I'm so tired after a long day..."
He suddenly stopped mid-sentence, his sleepiness vanishing instantly, replaced by embarrassment.
"What is it now?" Yukiko asked irritably.
"I..." Lin Xiuyi scratched his head sheepishly, "I need to pee."
Yukiko stared at him speechlessly, her fists clenched tightly.
Her parents are in the living room right now. Although there are two bathrooms in the apartment, one is in the girl's parents' bedroom, and to get to the other bathroom, you would definitely have to go through the living room.
"Hold it in!" Yukiko poked his chest and said fiercely, "Don't cause me any trouble!"
“Holding your urine is bad for your health,” Lin Xiuyi said innocently, her expression slightly distorted from holding it in. “If it causes any problems, you’ll be the one who suffers in the future.”
"What does this have to do with me?" Yukiko was taken aback.
Lin Xiuyi chuckled twice, offering no explanation.
His attitude immediately made the girl understand what he meant.
"You pervert! You lecher!" Yukiko, embarrassed and angry, picked up a doll and smashed it around.
After playfully teasing each other for a while, Lin Xiuyi regained her serious expression: "I really can't hold it in anymore, do you have a drink bottle here? Let me use it!"
"There are drinks in the fridge," Yukiko sighed, standing up helplessly. "I'll go get them for you right now!"
A moment later, the girl came in carrying two large bottles of barley tea: "This should be fine, right?"
"Yes, the capacity is enough, but the bottle opening..."
Lin Xiu frowned as she looked at the barley tea bottle in her hand, then looked down at herself.
"Are you underestimating me? I'm on nutritional supplements, and you saw the size just now, didn't you?"
“…It seems a bit small,” Yukiko said, blushing as she looked at the barley tea in her hand. The image of the woman she had just seen flashed through her mind again, and she couldn’t help but mutter a complaint under her breath, “Why does it have to be so big!”
"You'll see the benefits of a bigger one later," Lin Xiu urged anxiously. "Go get a bigger bottle!"
“But this is all I have at home,” Yukiko said helplessly, spreading her hands. “I can’t exactly go out and buy some now. The convenience store near the apartment is already closed at this hour. There are 24-hour stores nearby, but…” The girl looked out the window. The rain outside was pouring down harder than before, the raindrops pattering against the windowpane, forming curtains of water.
"...Sigh, I'll go buy it myself."
"Never mind," Lin Xiuyi shook her head.
With the rain so heavy, even with an umbrella, the girl would definitely get soaked, and he couldn't bear to let her suffer.
"So what do we do now?" Yukiko asked.
"Find a pair of scissors," Lin Xiuyi thought for a moment.
"Scissors?" Yukiko was startled. "Even if you cut it, you'll still pee, right?"
"What are you thinking?" Lin Xiuyi glared at the girl, both amused and exasperated. "I want to make a funnel with scissors!"
Hearing this, Yukiko felt relieved and took a pair of scissors from the drawer.
Lin Xiuyi took the scissors and quickly cut off the top of a bottle to make a funnel. She then trimmed the bottle opening so that it could be inserted into the bottle below.
After doing all that, he couldn't hold back any longer and eagerly started taking off his pants.
Yukiko was startled and quickly turned around, blushing, covering her eyes tightly with her hands.
You can't see it, but you can still hear it.
Just thinking about what the boy behind her was doing made Yukiko's heart pound so hard it felt like it was going to jump out of her chest.
"...Awesome!" Lin Xiuyi let out a long, comfortable sigh of relief.
"Is it ready?" Yukiko asked cautiously.
"All right."
"Is it really all better?" Yukiko asked again, not wanting to see that embarrassing "***" again.
"It's really healed," Lin Xiuyi put down the bottle. "What do we do with this?"
"What else can I do!" Yukiko finally dared to turn around, giving him a embarrassed and annoyed look. "You can't go out, so I had to take it to the bathroom and throw it away."
The girl bit her lower lip, staring at the barley tea bottle with a reluctant expression.
"Thank you for your hard work." Lin Xiuyi scratched his head somewhat apologetically.
In the era he traveled to, if someone dared to let their girlfriend do something like that, they'd probably get a three-year warning immediately.
"It's good that you know how hard I work!"
Yukiko gave a coquettish hum, her delicate nostrils twitching slightly.
"Don't you dare make me angry again!"
She held up a slender finger and waved it in front of Lin Xiuyi.
"Don't peek at me while I'm changing clothes again, and don't mention the bear underwear again, no!"
The girl said "no" several times in a row, and seeing Lin Xiuyi nodding repeatedly like a chick pecking at rice, she finally picked up the bottle and left the bedroom, satisfied.
The liquid in the bottle swayed gently with her movements. Yukiko suppressed her embarrassment and carefully held this "hot potato".
As soon as she entered the living room, she ran into Mr. Fujimine, who was coming out of the kitchen.
"what?"
Mr. Fujimine adjusted his gold-rimmed glasses, his gaze falling on the barley tea bottle in his daughter's hand.
"I knew it! The barley tea I bought when I came back at noon was gone. Turns out you took it all," he said with a smile, holding out his hand. "Give it to me quickly, Dad's been so thirsty..."
(End of this chapter)
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