My love game is too abstract.

Chapter 170 It's just human nature (3.1k)

"What is suicide?" Ji Xiaofei asked with her head tilted in confusion.

“This. Is.”

Yaluo looked at Serena who was still standing there stupidly, swallowed his saliva, forced a smile, and said to Ji Xiaofei:
"That's right. Just clean up by yourself. Yes, clean up by yourself."

"Oh." Ji Xiaofei nodded in understanding. "Selina really loves cleanliness. She cleans five times in three days."

Selina froze for a moment, her lips trembling slightly.

Lulula also suffered a social demise like her. Xiaoshe's face flushed red at this moment. She could never have imagined that she had not been able to resist and did it secretly just today, but she was actually brought out for public execution!
Ji Xiaofei ran to Serena, took her hand and shook it, saying:
"Serena, Serena, take me with you next time when you defend yourself. I also want to be as clean as Serena!"

"I, I..." Selena was speechless and turned to look at Yaluo.

Yaluo glanced away awkwardly.

"What's wrong with you all?"

Peach Fox asked doubtfully, putting on his glasses curiously and glancing at Serena.

Then quickly put it down.

"Well, Taohu, here, you, take a look and see if there is anything else in here that can be used." Yaluo quickly changed the subject.

"Oh, alright."

Taohu also hurriedly threw away his glasses and ran over.

Vinya was humming a little tune as she came back from outside after watering the flowers in the garden.

"Huh? What are you all doing here?" she asked puzzledly.

"We are here to check out these new items," Yaluo replied.

Venia looked at it for a while, then suddenly remembered something and said to Serena, "Oh, Serena, didn't you spill tea on the sheets this morning? I know a way to clean it up, and you don't have to be polite to me. Just let me do the cleaning, you don't have to do it yourself."

"Venya, I have some soup cooking on the stove. Could you please take a look at it for me?"

Yaluo was really afraid that if he continued to talk, Serena would really collapse...

"Huh? Oh, sure."

Vinya floated away.

"Selena, can you play with us too?" Ji Xiaofei said, holding Selena's hand.

Serena calmed down and forced a smile at her:
"No, well, I'll go back to my room first."

She left stiffly.

Ji Xiaofei looked at Selina strangely, then looked at Lulula.

"Lulu, your face is so red."

"Well"

Lulula covered her face and stood up.

“Me too, I’m going back too.”

She left too.

"What's going on with everyone?" Ji Xiaofei scratched her head in confusion.

"Children shouldn't ask questions that they shouldn't ask." Yaluo knocked her head.

Ji Xiaofei covered her forehead with her hands, showing a distressed expression.

"Yalo, this is a good thing."

Peach Fox took out a coin from the wooden box.

“This coin can be flipped when you’re making a decision, and it will give you a reasonable decision if you ask yes or no.”

"Is it so useful?"

Yaluo picked up the coin and looked at it. On one side was a portrait of a person, and on the other side was a flower. He thought for a moment:

"Should I drink water now? People can, but flowers can't."

He threw it up, caught it with his hands, opened it and saw
"Flowers."

"I just don't believe it."

He picked up the cup of water on the coffee table and drank it in one gulp.

Then he was choked hard.

"Ahem, ahem, it's true. It's true that misfortune will happen to me."

He said while wiping his mouth while coughing.

"Let me try, let me try."

Ji Xiaofei grabbed the coin.

"Can I have that mango-flavored cupcake now? The portrait one can, but the flower one can't."

She tossed the coin up, but failed to catch it when it fell. The coin fell to the ground. Ji Xiaofei squatted down and took a look:
It's a portrait.

"Great!"

She picked up the cupcake and ate it happily.

"Can you really ask anything?" Yaluo said as he picked up the coin.

If you can really ask anything, then isn't this a divine artifact-level magic conch coin version?

"However, this can only be used to answer questions about small matters in life. If it involves major events, such as life-determining choices, or questions that are too profound, it will not be useful." Taohu said.
"Oh, so what will happen if we ask this kind of question?" Yaluo was curious.

He thought for a moment, then said:
"Will Schrödinger's cat live or die? The human head lives, the flower face dies."

He flipped the coin up, but didn't catch it.

The coin fell and actually stood upright on the ground.

The rest of the items were also some low-level prank props, such as a gift box that would spray stinky water in your face when opened, a music box that would make you scream when opened, and a bottle of perfume that would turn from fragrant to foul when sprayed on your body.

Taohu was also shown the previous things. The first feather pen would write down some of the sins you had done recently, but if you used it more than twice, it would start to play tricks on you and would write down some things that you had never done and were particularly obscene.

The invisibility cloak will make you invisible when you are not wearing it, but once you put it on, it will only make your clothes invisible. In short, it is a joke.

As for the mirror, they guessed wrongly. It actually did not show your future image, but simply added a growth filter.

As for why Lulula’s image remains unchanged, it’s probably because she will really look like that in the future.

At dinner time, Yaluo came to the kitchen, but didn't see Serena and Lulula. "Have they not recovered yet..." he thought.

"What did you do to Selina? I noticed that she was in a very abnormal state in the afternoon." Zeshia frowned and looked at him.

Yaluo hesitated to speak. How could he tell Zeshia that Selena was afraid to see anyone because she was dying?

"Could it be that... Selena is still defending herself now?" Ji Xiaofei said.

"Huh?" Zeshia looked at Ji Xiaofei in surprise, then turned to look at Yaluo angrily:

"What did you teach her?"

"Xiao Ji, you know, self-defense means keeping yourself clean. Selena and Lulula are both girls who love cleanliness." Ji Xiaofei proudly said what she knew.

"No...well...well, I'll go call them..." Yalu avoided Silver Dragon's gaze and turned to walk upstairs.

He first knocked on Lulula's door.

"Um... I'm not here..." Lulula's soft voice came from inside.

"Lulula, it's me, please open the door." Yaluo said helplessly.

"Yalo?" Lulula's voice inside sounded uneasy.

"You, what's wrong with you..."

"What's going on? I'm worried about you!" Yaluo shouted, "Open the door, can we talk in person?"

There was silence in the room for a moment, then the door opened and Lulula grabbed the door frame, lowered her head, and stood in front of him with a flushed face.

"It's time for dinner, why are you still staying in your room?" Yaluo said.

Seeing that she still didn't speak, Ya Luo had no choice but to point it out and said, "Don't be sad, it's just a small matter, no one will care."

Lulula lowered her head, pursed her lips, and stammered:

"I'm just afraid that you, Yaluo, will think I'm a bad kid."

"I know that doing that is vulgar and wrong, but I just can't control it. Especially when I think of Yaluo, I can't suppress my emotions and all kinds of dirty thoughts keep popping up. This is the only way to suppress this feeling, so I..."

She stopped talking, her delicate hands grasping the hem of her skirt like a child who had made a mistake.

"Well, it's no big deal. It's just human nature."

Yaluo took up one of her hands and rubbed her head with the other.

Only then did Lulula raise her head and look at him, her face still full of shyness.

"Human nature?"

"Yes, that's right. It's something every human being makes. Lulula, now that you've become a human being, it's not surprising that you do such things," he said.

"Every human being does it?"

"Of course, as long as they are normal people, there are few who would not do this kind of thing. It is not at all obscene. Most people do it."

Yaluo felt like he was comforting a confused child during her menstrual period.

"Will Yaluo do it too?"

Yaluo was stunned for a moment, looked away, and said in a stiff voice:

"meeting."

"Then" Lulula lowered her head, "Will Yaluo think of me when he does it?"

"."

"can you?"

Lulula's big green eyes looked at him expectantly, making it impossible for him to escape.

"Yes," Yaluo said.

Hearing this, Lulula suddenly felt like she was electrocuted. Her body trembled and her legs couldn't help twisting. She quickly shifted her gaze, but she couldn't help but smile on her pretty face.

"So you don't have to care about this kind of thing at all. Everyone will understand you. Well, Ji Xiaofei doesn't understand it, Tao Hu didn't see it, and Selena is okay. I will understand you, so you don't have to be so sad." Yalu continued to comfort her and touched her face.

Lulula felt the warmth on her face and nodded.

"I see."

"Then let's go down and eat."

"That." Lulula pulled him again.

"Yaluo, then, can we do this kind of thing together in the future?"

Looking at the shy little snake, his heart trembled, and he unconsciously increased the strength of his grip on her hand.

Just as she was about to speak, Lulula quickly said, "Well, let me get ready first."

"I, I'm going downstairs to eat!" She covered her face and ran away.

"This little snake is too..." Yaluo shook his head.

He then came to Serena's bedroom door.

Knocked on the door.

"Selena, it's time to eat."

There was no response from inside.

"Selena, don't be so upset. Open the door and let's talk."

Still no response.

Yaluo frowned and knocked hard on the door.

"Selena!"

There was no response from inside, and he was shocked. With Selina's personality, if such a shameful secret was discovered, would she do something extreme?
Without hesitation, he immediately raised his hand and twisted the door handle off, then broke the door open and rushed in.

"Selena! You!"

He saw Serena sitting at the desk, holding a pen, looking at him in astonishment.

"You, you're okay." He breathed a sigh of relief.

"You, what are you doing! My door!" Selena screamed as she watched the door lock that he twisted off.

(End of this chapter)