My love game is too abstract.

Chapter 161: I've never eaten pork, but I want to see pigs run
“You know a person’s face but not his heart”

Yaluo sighed, goose bumps rising on his arms as he thought of the way Borden had looked at him just now.

So his bad attitude towards Blanche was not because Blanche was not of good character, but because he was not interested in her at all.
While he was still feeling a little nauseous, Selena pulled his clothes aside.

"Let's go sit there."

She pointed to an empty seat at the end of a long table not far away, where no one was.

Yaluo sat with her, but unexpectedly, a young couple came to sit next to her as soon as she sat down.

But I didn't pay much attention to them. I just greeted them briefly and started chatting among myself.

Although they spoke in low voices, fragments of their conversation inevitably reached Yaluo and Selena.

Woman: "It's so hot, and there are so many people here. If you hadn't begged me, I wouldn't have come."

Man: "Okay, okay, come on, wipe off your sweat, it's almost over, come on, have a drink to quench your thirst first."

Woman: "Tsk, this milk tea is really hard to drink."

Man: "Yes, yes, it's not as good as my baby's milk."

Woman: "Hate it! You're saying this in broad daylight! If you keep making trouble, I won't give you any drinks."

Man: "Okay, enough talking. Could you please squeeze out a little more for me tonight?"

They communicated openly, but it embarrassed the two people sitting next to them.

Yaluo picked up the teacup and took a sip. The light taste of tea made him subconsciously look at Selena's plump breasts.

But this little glimpse was still caught by Selena. She immediately raised her hands to cover her chest and glared at Yaluo.

"Look at you!"

He put down the teacup and said calmly:

"I've never eaten pork, but I want to see a pig run."

It took Selena a moment to realize what he meant, and she immediately raised her foot and stepped on his shoe in embarrassment.

"I won't even let you see it!" She turned her blushing face away.

"It doesn't matter. Anyway, that last time was enough for me to savor for the rest of my life." Ya Luo laughed, "I have to recall it every day."

"You, you should forget it!" Selena pushed him hard.

When she thought of the touch Yaluo had left on her body before, her face felt hot.

"You can't forget it. If you feel you've lost out, do you want me to let you touch it back?" Ya Luo looked at her and joked, "I'm very generous. You can touch it however you want."

"Who wants to touch you?"

Selena shouted, and suddenly realized that her voice was a little loud. Everyone around her looked at her in surprise, so she hurriedly sat down awkwardly and glared at Yaluo.

Yaluo rolled his eyes slightly.

He looked around boredly, and then he saw a boy wearing glasses sitting across from the table. He was holding a pen and writing and drawing on a notebook. It didn't look like he came with a female companion.

He doesn't look like he's here for a tea party.

"Are you alone?" Yaluo couldn't help but ask curiously.

The man with glasses noticed that he was being asked a question, looked at him, raised his glasses and nodded.

"I guess I'm one person."

"Didn't they say you can't attend this party alone?" Ya Luo asked in surprise. He immediately moved his chair closer, wanting to ask for advice: "I also wanted to come alone before, but it didn't work. How did you do it? Teach me."

"It's not a big deal, because even though I'm here alone, I brought a female companion with me." The man with glasses said seriously.

This sentence puzzled Yaluo.

Then he saw the man with glasses reach out and pick up a clay figure on the table that Yaluo had not noticed just now.

This was a figurine of a girl with twintails and cat ears. "This is my girlfriend, Alice," the man with glasses said seriously, "The academy is very tolerant. As long as you insist that this is your girlfriend, they will admit it."

"That's what I do, have you learned it?"

He picked up the notebook on the table again.

"Look, I was just drawing her portrait."

Yaluo: “.”

"Then, then I wish you happiness."

He sat back down with a twitch of his lips. Not long after, the host walked up to the podium in the flower garden, clapped his hands, and shouted loudly:

"Everyone is welcome to this tea party! Although it sounds a bit corny, I think this statement is correct. It is love that has brought us together here. All we have to do is leave behind a sweet memory with him and her here today, right?"

At the end of the opening, the audience burst into applause.

"If it weren't for the free rent, I wouldn't have come." Yaluo thought to himself.

"Alright, please allow me to interrupt your conversation for a moment. To help rekindle the warmth of your relationships during this tea party, please have some small interactions with your partners. We've also invited students from the News Club to record these intimate interactions and publish them in the Golden Osmanthus Weekly, preserving the best memories for everyone."

Two students from the news club came out holding cameras for taking photos.

"Now, please, no matter which partner you are, feed your partner a snack," said the host.

Couples smiled and picked up the snacks on the table and fed them to their significant others.

Yaluo and Selena sat quietly, both of them turned their heads away, neither of them looked at each other, and neither of them took the first step.

But it feels like this round won’t end so soon, as the young couple sitting next to them have already fed each other several pieces.

In the end, Yaluo couldn't help but ask, "Selena, which one do you want to eat?"

"Whatever," Serena whispered.

Yaluo picked up a pink macaron, held it under one hand, and handed it to Selena.

"Here," he said.

Selena turned her head slightly, but her eyes were still looking to the side. She bit Yaluo's finger.

"Are you a bear or a dog?" Yaluo slandered her.

Selena quickly opened her mouth, then bit the macaron, snatched it from Yaluo's hand, chewed it twice, and swallowed it into her stomach.

He could feel the touch of Selena's wet lips on his fingers, but before he could move, Selena suddenly pulled his hand over and wiped the saliva off her handkerchief.

"Why are you afraid of me licking you?" Yaluo said.

"You," Selena said angrily, shaking off his hand and not looking at him anymore.

"I'm angry already." Yaluo thought to himself.

But after a moment, Serena pulled him again, then held a cookie in one hand and held it underneath with the other hand, and handed it to him.

"If you dare to bite back, you'll be dead." She didn't forget to threaten.

Yaluo shrugged and leaned forward to take a bite of the cookie.

Serena was about to put it back when he said, "Hey, I haven't finished eating yet."

As he said this, he leaned over and took a small bite.

"Can't you just eat it in one bite!" Selena said.

"Such a rare opportunity, I can't bear to see it end so soon." Ya Luo said,
Serena stuffed the remaining cookies into his mouth, snorted, and clapped her hands.

"You're so anxious now." Yaluo muttered while chewing a cookie.

(End of this chapter)