Wizard Alchemist

Chapter 681 Martial Soul Seed (4-in-1)

"Strange, no divine will has been awakened."

Could it be that the soul energy has been lost too much, making it insufficient to support the mandate of heaven?

"As Roy pondered," Legatos said.

"Perhaps my compatibility with Chakra Martial Arts is not good, which is why I wasted this divine intent."

Roy didn't want to reveal his alchemical talent, so he gave a perfunctory reply.

Legatos nodded, agreeing with the explanation, and even thoughtfully added details: "It may also be related to your inner choices."

Divine will, to put it bluntly, is a belief similar to "wizard mantras."

As he spoke, he summoned a giant beetle puppet with wings, which picked up Serion's corpse.

“Buyl’s body and spoils have been found by my men, and Esselin has also been hunted down.”

Let's go back first and talk about it then.

“Eselin…who is he?”

"Serion's adopted son may be promoted to the third rank in the future, but he is not a concern for now."

Roy thought for a moment and nodded.

……

On the way back, Legatos told Roy about his experience.

The various attempts to deal with the "Tiger Organization" were unremarkable, but in the end, the mastermind behind it all was revealed to be the sorcerer.

They really united with the natives.

Perhaps this isn't the most accurate way to put it, but the use of the indigenous people is a certainty.

"The natives of this world originally survived by struggling in the cracks between our power struggles..."

Could it be that they've completely sided with the mages?

Roy frowned as he spoke.

"That's what I'm really worried about."

In recent decades, the number of Level 3 powerhouses among the natives has been increasing.

If I really get recruited by the mage...

Ahem..."

As Legatos spoke, he clutched his chest, his face contorted in pain.

"Are you OK?"

Roy asked, sitting on the magic carpet.

"Damn it..."

This damage was caused by the Terra Fire from another world...

I was careless for a moment and was ambushed.

Roy was completely unmoved by this, and even felt a little amused.

But the thought of the mages attacking with the local strongmen made him unable to laugh.

The most urgent task is to integrate all the intelligence capabilities of our forces and figure out the situation.

The two were not attacked along the way and returned to the floating island safely.

Soon after, reports came from his subordinates.

"Eselin was rescued by a group of mysterious people of unknown origin."

The leader appeared to be a newly emerged master, using a fist technique capable of freezing people into blocks of ice, which he then shattered.

"It's the White Wolf Holy Fist!"

Damn it, the school of martial arts that was wiped out decades ago has risen again!

Legatos knew about this, he explained simply.

Yodakara's martial arts styles are like weeds, impossible to eradicate completely.

Even under the catalysis of the world's will, there are often miraculous advancements.

The great wizards were happy to see this happen, but they were unwilling to exhaust the resources of the land.

It's just a lot of hardship for the shepherds.

Roy pressed further, "And what about the mages?"

"There have been no major relocations of the mages, and things have even come to a standstill due to the death of Buyl in battle."

"Ok?"

Legatus looked pleased.

"The mages also failed to establish a close cooperative relationship with the natives."

Otherwise, we should seize the opportunity to attack, instead of reacting like this!

This is great news.

"Perhaps right now, it's like trying to fight a wolf with a stick—you're afraid of both sides..."

They were also worried that we were using the natives to massacre Buyl.

Roy suddenly had a strange idea.

……

Day 2.

Roy personally concocted a healing potion for Legatos, which finally helped suppress his injuries.

At this moment, Impetto finally returned.

The military director was even taller and more robust than Legatos, looking like a giant with muscles like cast iron, exuding an exceptionally powerful aura.

Although he has been here for more than 10 years, Roy and he are not familiar with each other.

Typical colleague relationship.

However, Roy glanced at the strong Legatos.

Then he looked at the even stronger Impetto.

Suddenly, he seemed to realize something.

"The martial artists in this world all seem to be very strong..."

But this seems to be related to cell activity and energy storage density?

Given my Golden Dragon Body talent, I should be able to maintain my original size without being affected.

"The Love of Daffodils" also helps maintain body shape and improve appearance...

Unsure of what Roy was thinking, Impetto took advantage of the moment when the three leaders were all gathered and quickly told him about the defeat at the front.

He then offered a self-criticism, saying, "I was indeed somewhat negligent, underestimating both the natives and the magistrate..."

"Thankfully, you guys killed Buyl, helping us even the score."

Legatos said, "We didn't kill Buyler; he was killed by Serion."

But it's about the same.

You can report it that way.

Your setback will also be settled through coordinated action..."

"Unfortunately, that guy didn't carry much equipment, and most of his treasures were stored in his own demiplane, so they weren't easy to get."

While his two colleagues discussed "the art of balancing accounts," Roy lamented the spoils of war.

Most spellcasters who reach level three possess private mansions or even colonial territories.

So after looting Buyl's corpse, all that was valuable were the staff in his hand and a few pieces of equipment.

The space ring contains consumables that are easy to access.

As is customary, everyone who sees it gets a share, and Legatus also participates in the distribution.

It would be better to capture them alive and demand a ransom.

Legatos glanced at Roy but didn't say anything more on the spot.

But after the meeting, he approached him and offered, "You can have all of Buyl's spoils, along with some valuables seized from the Tiger Organization."

If you don't mind, I can also pass on all my insights and experiences in cultivating chakras to you, along with a native martial art I acquired before—"Magic Energy Burst Fist"!
This is a reward I redeemed before; it's quite valuable.

Roy looked at his colleague and saw his serious expression. He understood that the colleague wanted to repay him in this way and not owe him too many favors.

So he agreed.

Legatos said, "This is essentially similar to the supernatural martial art of the monks called 'penetration.'"

It can mobilize magical energy, using deadly vibrational frequencies in attacks to penetrate and embed energy into the enemy's body.

Then, the will detonates, causing damage.

Roy said, "It feels a lot like the Evocation spell 'Impulse', a 9th-level spell!"

"They are very similar, but their operating principles and actual performance in combat are very different."

Legatos said.

"If you resist martial arts in your heart, or if the witchcraft you have already cultivated conflicts with it, it is indeed possible that the destiny of martial arts will be difficult to take shape."

However, this can be overcome through deliberate training.

To learn this unique skill, one can start from the basics and gradually progress step by step.

After saying that, he suggested going to the training ground to demonstrate for Roy.

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"There's no rush for this. Let's wait until you're better before we talk about it."

Seeing this, Roy made a polite remark.

"It's okay, I'm not so fragile that I can't even move."

Legatos laughed heartily, completely unconcerned.

Shortly after, on the training field.

After giving a brief explanation of the key points, Legatos then demonstrated them.

To make it easier for Roy to perceive, he was even asked to summon the Mushroom Demon as a live target.

Legatos threw a punch, seemingly unremarkable, like a dragonfly skimming the water.

The demon's body trembled—his chest, shoulders, waist, abdomen, and head.

He was punched in multiple places.

At first glance, nothing seemed amiss.

However, Roy, with his mental connection to the Mushroom Demon, keenly sensed that several fist-sized "balls of energy" had appeared inside.

They resided inside the demon's body in a peculiar way, and then, uncontrollably, they swelled and swelled.

One place after another throbbed violently.

Immediately afterwards...

boom! Bang bang bang bang!

It was actually blown apart by the hidden internal energy.

"So that's the kind of boxing technique!"

It's not just about the "penetrating force" that conceals internal energy; it also involves coordination and deployment between different entities.

After the attack, all the vital organs in his body exploded one after another, pulverizing him from the inside out!

"That's right. The order of punches and the force held back are usually associated with martial arts terms such as 'gathering qi' and 'finishing.'"

They can also combine different martial arts styles to unleash different elemental powers!

Once you've fully grasped these forces, you can use them at will and with complete freedom!

Legatos said, then reminded Roy.

"I will give you some secret manuals containing various techniques that I have collected."

"Can elemental power also be incorporated into it?"

Roy was somewhat surprised, then remembered his past as a sorcerer with the bloodline of the feathered serpent god.

That can actually be achieved by mobilizing elemental power.

However, Jinlong's magical talent was equally impressive, perhaps even surpassing it.

"Combining 'elemental extraction' with a 'final move' that unleashes explosive energy..."

Magical martial arts techniques?

Roy fell into thought.

……

More than half a month later.

In the training ground of Shangcheng District.

Roy's punches and kicks were as swift as the wind, like striking pressure points, lightly and skillfully gliding over the fleshy mushroom demon that served as the target.

It landed silently, its back to the target.

As her flowing hair fell, it hung down behind her waist again.

The fleshy mushroom demon's body swelled up, with several fist-sized fleshy lumps appearing, and it twitched and vibrated at an alarming speed.

It was as if several violently vibrating ball-like structures were buried under the skin.

A moment later, puff puff puff puff!
After a few muffled thuds, the flesh exploded, and the Mushroom Demon collapsed to the ground with a thud.

"Success!"

Turning his head and seeing this scene, Roy's face showed a hint of joy.

But he quickly sighed and commented.

"Unfortunately, it's not very useful."

"This is considered a high-level martial art technique; it's very fast and deals a lot of damage."

Nisha commented.

"Martial arts have such characteristics, but they are not spellcasting abilities after all. They are greatly limited in terms of both attack range and attack methods."

At best, it's just a supplement to melee combat.

If given a choice, who would still play melee combat? Wouldn't everyone be using spacetime magic, or at the very least, beyond-visual-range attacks and asymmetric warfare?

Roy said.

Nisha seemed lost in thought.

"The martial artists in this world are quite strong, but not well-rounded; in fact, they have obvious flaws."

For example, they lack the ability to fly and also lack the ability to resist divination spells such as aerial reconnaissance and mind detection.

And there's allure, illusion...

Even a level one wizard can easily influence, or even defeat, a level two warrior.

Similarly, as long as a level two wizard doesn't engage in a head-on confrontation with a level three warrior, they still have a considerable advantage.

However, elemental wizards are an exception...

The resistance of the Chakra Warriors was too strong, and the "Divine Will" interfered with the transformation of the Mana condensed elements.

Unless attacked using a technique like the "Magic Burst Fist," it's unlikely to be effective.

"If that's the case, why are you still learning this 'Magic Burst Fist'?"

Prandtse asked with some confusion.

"Just because this world doesn't work doesn't mean other worlds don't work."

Sometimes, changing the context can turn it into a strategic card, which can come in handy.

Besides, having more skills is never a bad thing, and they can be passed on to the world of Araghi.

Roy explained.

This kind of thing doesn't just disappear once you use it up.

Once you learn it, pass it on, and that's endless replication.

why not?

So he instructed Prandtse and Nisa: "If you're interested, you can practice too."

If you really can't get used to this way of applying force, or can't master it, that's okay.

I will seek out several other unique skills.

This kind of thing depends on a certain degree of compatibility with an individual's talent and physical energy.

For example, Prandtie might be more suited to "Spider Fist" because she has Arachne blood in her body.

Magic Burst Fist, on the other hand, leans more towards the application of "activation techniques".

Legatus specifically chose it for himself.

After their conversation, Roy left the training ground and returned to the alchemy room to carry out some routine daily tasks.

But on a sudden impulse, he silently activated [Crushing Strength and Resilience], and then combined it with [Magic Burst Fist], slamming it hard onto a dilapidated machine.

"Oh!"

A muffled thud was heard, and the electronic device, which resembled a microwave oven, instantly shattered into pieces.

"Ok?"

Roy looked at the scattered parts, then at his own fist, and seemed to be deep in thought.

……

After that, Roy continued to practice his boxing skills while also handling his daily affairs.

Impetto of the military command requested the preparation of a new batch of supplies to support frontline operations.

The plan to hunt down the strong indigenous people has been put back on the agenda.

This time, however, he plans to play dirty.

We will no longer confront those powerful natives head-on.

During the next meeting, Impetto inquired.

"Is it possible to concoct an alchemical potion to kill off the natives on a large scale, like spraying it out to exterminate insects?"

Roy frowned and said, "Is it really necessary to be this ruthless?"

Impetto said, "The natives have developed too quickly recently, exceeding the warning threshold. According to the Guardians' warning regulations, when the number of Level 3 powerhouses exceeds 10, or the number of Level 2 powerhouses exceeds 100, a similar reduction must be implemented."

My colleagues had a similar plan before, called "Pest Control Plan."

"A large-scale poisoning campaign is only necessary for civilians and is completely unnecessary."

Roy effectively rejected the proposal.

He was not a dark wizard, nor did he want his allies to veer towards evil.

However, being overly compassionate is also not advisable, as that would mean making Impetto and others take on more combat missions.

Roy thought about it and decided to compromise.

"I suggest we don't kill the insects, we raise dragons instead."

"Raising dragons, what do you mean by that?"

Impetto and Legato looked at Roy with some surprise.

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"The so-called dragon raising is to administer awakening drugs to specific groups of people and cultivate them."

Roy explained simply: "It sounds counterintuitive, but sometimes, over-cultivation is also a form of elimination."

Within a closed system, resources for survival and space for development are limited; favoring one inevitably leads to neglecting another.

Furthermore, if someone deliberately instigates conflict, it can effectively trigger bloodshed and lead to internal strife.

This is like nine dragons pulling a cart, each pushing in a different direction...

He then explained in detail: "I have studied our recent troubles, which are mainly reflected in the remnants of the 'Tiger Organization' and the rise of the 'Hungry Wolf Organization' in the independent city of Dorok in the south."

This also involves the defection of the former treasurer and first-class wizard, Crusip…

It's a jumbled mess, with countless threads running through it.

But essentially, they are all connected by one thread: the secret formula for the awakening potion may have been leaked, leading to a surge in the number of native powerhouses.

A level three expert is promoted from level two, and level two is promoted from level one.

This is essentially a gradual, step-by-step growth model, following the development model of the martial arts population.

To deal with the natives, we don't necessarily have to target the elite; we can also address the root causes from the bottom up.

Therefore, I plan to develop a new type of awakening potion and release it on the black market of the natives to mass-produce Chakra Warriors.

This awakening drug appears to be very effective, but it actually harbors hidden dangers, including the risk of sudden death and reduced lifespan.

But unless we point it out, the indigenous people's technology would hardly have discovered this.

"The natives have no way of knowing..."

But what about the mages?
If the monk deliberately tries to undermine the event, it shouldn't be difficult to detect.

After thinking for a moment, Impetto raised an objection.

Legatos said, "I don't think it's a big problem."

This can be used as a calculated move.

Compared to the power and status that come with promotion, the distant risks of sudden death or shortened lifespan are utterly insignificant.

Roy nodded and said, "That's right. In the future, when we advance in rank, we can also use precious materials to solve the problem."

At that time, I might even be in charge of developing the antidote.

However, the price is that they have to be taken in as dogs.

Only those who are loyal to us wizards can obtain this antidote.

"A very good plan."

Impetto and Legatus were silent for a moment before praising him sincerely.

The only drawback is that it cannot take effect in the short term.

But the wizards' rule over this place has lasted for hundreds or even thousands of years, and may continue for even longer in the future.

Why would they care about a few years or decades?
How much research funding was spent?

Impetto thought for a moment and then asked a question.

"Of course, we should apply for as many as we can."

Roy said to them.

"But actually I already have some confidence."

How about I take 60% and you each get 20%?

Impetto and Legato exchanged a glance.

Then he said solemnly.

"You write the report, and we'll sign and second it."

……

More than half a year later.

Floating Island, in the Upper City.

The three leaders met again and reported on their respective work progress.

Impetto and Legatus collaborated to launch a new round of long-range firepower against the southern city of Dorok, and used newly acquired witchcraft to curse and kill several level-two powerhouses and one level-three powerhouse.

The monks also negotiated extensively, ordering them to stop providing aid to the natives to avoid irreversible consequences.

However, the mages don't seem to be convinced, and negotiations are still ongoing.

"My potion is ready..."

look."

Roy then demonstrated a secret medicine contained in a tubular reagent bottle, inside which two beams of blue light intertwined and swirled, forming a double helix structure.

"What is this?"

Impetto and Legato asked curiously.

"This is what I needed for my dragon-raising plan... Matan Potion..."

Roy uttered a word in Vizel that has a meaning close to "muscle".

He then explained.

"This is a combination of various hormone drugs that I created based on the data left by my predecessor and some indigenous bloodlines I recently obtained."

It can effectively strengthen the body and build muscle, enhancing the effects of martial arts training...

However, it has side effects such as liver and kidney toxicity, cardiovascular stress, mental illness, infection, muscle deformity, and hair loss.

Its effect is more than three times that of the awakening potion that Lyukos had previously taken.

If all goes well, the indigenous people's independent research and development plan can be declared bankrupt.

With their skill level, they are no match for my kind of medicine.

If it were put on the black market at an appropriate price, it could also be used to economically plunder the colony.

Given their belief in the strong and their pursuit of muscle, they will wholeheartedly invest the vast majority of their income in it and maintain its use.

This could also change the colonial model, allowing for more technologically sophisticated harvesting.

"This is acceptable?"

Impetus and Legatos were also born into the lineage of wizards.

After thinking it over, I decided to give it a try.

……

In the blink of an eye, another four years have passed.

In the office in Shangcheng District.

"Roy, the dragon-raising plan has been a huge success. Here's a new batch of black market revenue..."

I've exchanged it for 1000 million magic stones for you. Please count them!

Legatos found Roy and mentioned it with a hint of excitement.

He then told him, "The alliance's funding has also been approved. The new round of research funding is 8000 million!"
As agreed before, you take 60%, and we each take 20%...

"Okay, please help me exchange them for various supplies."

Roy nodded.

"No problem, I'll cover it!"

Legatus is a smooth and convenient destination.

Originally, the two were just colleagues, and even though they were both in the same city, they did not develop any close relationship.

However, Roy's decision to step in and help earned him great favor.

Only now has Legato truly acknowledged his colleague, discussing many topics with him that are not related to their duties.

It even includes complaints about the predecessor's laziness and the exploitation by the high priests.

The current situation is entirely caused by successive generations of wizards passing the buck to their successors.

They had originally planned to tackle the issue in a rather drastic and forceful manner.

Unexpectedly, Roy proposed a "dragon-raising plan," which cleverly increased his income significantly.

Just then, Roy had a sudden thought and made an excuse to leave temporarily.

Back at the mage's mansion, a mysterious intuition surged within him, and a faint stinging sensation, similar to the condensation of innate essence between his brows, washed over him.

In Roy's astonished introspection, the star that had previously coalesced, named "Violent Aesthetics," shone brightly.

[Alchemy talent gain is in progress (75%→81%)]

【Violent Aesthetics (Silver Level)】

"It's gone up a little more!"

This is the recognition of the world's will, the feedback from destiny!

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It was another counterintuitive result, but upon closer reflection, it wasn't entirely unexpected.

Because of his own research and development of "Matan Elixir", he objectively contributed to the increase in the number of Chakra Warriors and promoted prosperity.

As for how this prosperity came about?
He doesn't care.

The world's will doesn't care about such trivial matters; it simply provides a very pure and simple response.

Unfortunately, there are still too few.

It's far less efficient than directly killing the powerful and seizing their destiny.

After pondering for a while, Roy went to the training ground and started practicing again.

After several years of honing his skills, he has successfully inscribed the third level of "Revitalization Technique" into his soul, transforming it into innate sorcery.

At the same time, Chakra Martial Arts broke through the first and second levels one after another, and reached the stage of being close to the third level. "Magic Energy Burst Fist" was declared to have achieved minor success.

But at that moment, the mysterious "awakening of divine will" trapped him once again.

Some advanced "finishing moves" still could not be successfully executed.

Roy repeatedly reviewed his performance and felt that he already possessed the template for a level three creature and had also received the martial arts destiny from Serion.

Over the past few years, I have studied a lot of various materials.

He has good resources and top-notch talents, and is proficient in both magic and martial arts.

There's only one explanation: the problem truly lies in the "spirit."

Ultimately, it was still the alchemist's mindset; he hadn't properly adjusted his mental transformation.

"However, mental problems are often caused by a lack of cognition."

Perhaps the summary of "divine will" is too general, and the extracted elements are not enough to condense the destiny of martial arts.

The so-called compatibility refers to various aspects of one's inner self...

Ultimately, it's still something like "wizard proverbs".

Only by understanding one's own heart can one put one's maxims into practice.

Is it feasible to combine martial arts willpower with one's own "wizard mantra" or other innate abilities?

Because in the past, he had the experience of retraining his talents, and even refining many Iron-level talents into [Art Master] and [Alchemy Master].

Roy gradually developed an idea: to materialize "divine will" into "martial spirit".

Condense the "Martial Soul Seed"!
"In essence, this is still the same pattern as [Conceptual Armament]. I manipulate the soul to condense my own unique weaponry..."

This could even resolve the problem of interference between divine will and one's own spellcasting ability..."

After much thought, he felt that this opportunity could also be used to verify the "slicing technique".

It's worth a try and see.

……

For the next six months or so, Roy conducted a thorough self-analysis without relying on external objects, often relying on meditation to continuously pursue the essence of martial arts.

As it turned out, he did indeed vaguely sense that a new concept called "Martial Soul Seed" was taking shape.

Serion is considered a relatively senior figure among the level three powerhouses.

Even if the martial arts destiny I obtained by defeating him failed to manifest upon my death, there would still be the essence of my soul hidden within it.

This is when you need to constantly check for omissions and fill in the gaps, and find them out.

Roy felt as if he were experiencing the same feeling he had when he was about to be promoted to a first-level wizard, "proving his own strength" all over again.

Another day, June 10th.

Roy had just celebrated his 121st birthday when he suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

A subtle stirring deep within him made him feel his soul energy becoming active.

The mysterious source matter coalesced, and with the [Destroy the Strong and Uplift the Resilient] as its core, it ignited a brand new light.

[Alchemy talent gain is in progress (90%→100%)]

【Violent Aesthetics (Silver Level)】

[When an item is destroyed, the corresponding ability level increases by 2. This ability is determined by one's Strength and Charisma attributes, and receives a corresponding boost as Strength and Charisma increase (the multiplier is determined by the "Martial Soul" energy level)].

"The so-called alchemy is about ruthlessly chopping it down!"
"Great force can produce miracles, but the material can't withstand it!"

In my mind, it seemed as if an incomparably domineering voice rang out.

That was his own "martial spirit" expressing itself.

Having just received the Source Essence and been impacted by the spirit of the world's will, a concrete impression seemed to materialize in my mind.

His body remained slender and beautiful, showcasing the handsome young man's charm in "The Love of Narcissus".

But before the alchemy table, he struck with his bare hands.

Watermelons, wooden boards, and bricks are common items in the mundane world.

Then there are hard steel, gems, demon bones, and other such materials.

They were all crushed as if by a giant hammer.

Following closely behind were various types of armor, shields, helmets...

It was also flattened and smashed.

Overwhelming and unstoppable.

It truly proves the saying that brute force can produce miracles; this is the essence of martial arts, the so-called "aesthetics of violence"...

No, it's the profound secrets of alchemy!

"This ability can be used in battle!"

It's a kind of "Martial Soul" talent!

Roy had a vague intuition.

But strangely enough, it was completely integrated with his alchemical talent.

It is also blessed with power and charm.

Okay, strength isn't hard to understand.

But what exactly is charm?

Does the so-called "aesthetics of violence" mean that the more handsome or beautiful someone is, the more painful their blows will be?
In contrast, the multiplier, which is determined by the energy level of the "Martial Soul," is much more straightforward.

However, it is almost certain that this new talent can be applied to both the "martial arts" and "alchemy" fields simultaneously.

Roy enthusiastically beckoned to Reilly: "Get me a war machine..."

The war golem constructs in the warehouse are robust enough to be used for testing.

As the supervisor, he has the right to take inventory.

This can be considered a small way of taking advantage of public resources.

Shortly after, on the training field.

"Oh!"

After a loud bang, the handsome young man punched the war puppet.

Like a small mecha several meters tall, a steel behemoth, it instantly shattered into pieces.

But unlike ordinary destruction, it was dismantled into intact parts under the pull of some mysterious energy.

What should have been a chaotic explosion turned into the start of disassembly and reassembly.

"Disassembling mechs with bare hands" is no longer a legend, but a skill that is entirely feasible!
Roy himself was stunned for a long time.

Upon reflection, realizing what this ability could accomplish, I couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha!"

It is indeed an ability derived from "Destroying Strength and Uprooting Tenacity", but it is more precise and orderly.

At the same time, it also has a hidden special attack attribute against "constructs"!
……

However, the joy did not last long.

Shortly after, Roy finished his test and returned to his office, feeling quite pleased with himself. Before he could even sit down, Rheel brought him a piece of intelligence.

"Lord Roy, urgent news..."

In the southern city of Dorok, someone opened the seventh chakra, the "crown chakra," triggering unusual phenomena.

Intelligence analysis indicates that this is the legendary state of 'harmony between heaven and man' in this world, which can lay the foundation for attempting to reach the legendary realm!

"The seventh round, the top round...Legend!"

Haha ...

No more laughing!

(End of this chapter)