Longevity, starting from traveling and telling stories
Chapter 70: Arrogant Bai Zizai
Chapter 70: Arrogant Bai Zizai
"Mr. Ye?"
"Hmm?" Ye Beixuan looked at her listlessly walking towards him and asked doubtfully, "Are you tired?"
"Yes!" Qin Ruoxi said a little tiredly: "Recently, the master said that there will be a big competition for disciples. I also want to participate. I was dragged there to learn martial arts."
"I happened to be home today to see you, sir. Tomorrow I'm going to the beach at the easternmost end of town to participate in a competition."
"Oh!" Ye Beixuan responded softly, "I wish you a successful start."
This girl! Cramming at the last minute meant she was likely to be eliminated. Ye Beixuan had no expectations of her and only thought she was acting on impulse.
Qin Ruoxi felt a little disappointed when she saw Ye Beixuan's lukewarm response. "Why can't this idiot just say he'll go with me to cheer me on?" "No, I must tie him up and go."
At this moment, several servants came over with food boxes in their hands: "Miss, here are your wine and food."
"Put it there, go down!" Qin Ruoxi said softly, then turned to Ye Beixuan and said, "Mr. Ye, I have prepared a large table of sumptuous food. Ruoxi, please have a drink with you!"
Looking at the pile of food, Ye Beixuan's mouth twitched. He got into trouble because he ate the tofu of the pretty widow, he got into trouble because he ate someone else's chicken leg, he got into trouble because he ate Yun Shang's vegetables, he got into trouble because he ate Li Xianglian's rice. It was all because of eating.
Now that he has eaten her food so many times, if he causes trouble again, it will probably be a big disaster.
"Tell me! What's the matter? If you are too nice to me for no reason, you are either a traitor or a thief." Ye Beixuan asked tentatively.
"How could that be? Mr. Ye, I've treated you to so many meals before, how could anything go wrong?" Qin Ruoxi said happily upon hearing this. She then immediately asked Ye Beixuan to sit down and said, "Hurry up and eat! Otherwise, it will get cold. Ruoxi will pour you some wine."
Ye Beixuan seemed to agree when he heard it. He had eaten there so many times and nothing had happened, so this time it should be fine too. Looking at the table full of dishes, he swallowed his saliva and made a difficult decision: eat!
So he stretched out his chopsticks, picked up a bite of the dish, and started eating, nodding secretly in his heart, thinking that it tasted good.
"Sir, have a drink." Qin Ruoxi handed the wine glass to Ye Beixuan and said softly.
"Thank you." Ye Beixuan took the wine glass and had just finished half of it when Qin Ruoxi's voice came.
"Sir, Ruoxi is going to participate in the competition. Can you come and cheer me on?"
Ye Beixuan was eating food and drinking wine. The wine had not yet gone down his throat and the food was still in his throat when he suddenly heard her words. In an instant, the wine was almost choked out. He had to swallow it hard before he could finish the food and wine.
Is it too late to spit it out now? He was speechless and wanted to slap himself. As expected, good things don't work, but bad things do. This greedy mouth will cause big trouble sooner or later.
"is it okay!"
Looking at her expectant eyes and coquettish appearance, Ye Beixuan drank a mouthful of soup and said softly: "After you finish reading with me tomorrow morning, let's go together!"
Anyway, with this girl's martial arts skills, she can only survive the first round and won't be able to advance to the second round, so just go!
"Okay!" Qin Ruoxi shouted happily, her voice dragging out.
"Come on, sir, eat some food, eat some food..." Qin Ruoxi swept away her previous tiredness, and it was obvious that her eyes were full of joy.
Soon, all the food and wine were eaten up. Ye Beixuan touched his round belly and burped.
"Sir, Ruoxi has gone back first. I will call you tomorrow morning." After that, she told the servants to pack up, and then left happily and skippingly.
Nothing happened all night.
The next day.
Qin Ruoxi pulled Ye Beixuan out of bed early in the morning. He always slept until the sun was shining on his butt, so she dragged him into the inn with his head drooping, eyes squinting, and head lowered, yawning continuously.
As soon as they entered the inn, Ye Beixuan immediately cheered up. The two of them walked towards the podium. Some people who were having breakfast knew Ye Beixuan and didn't understand why he was there so early today, but they soon started talking about it excitedly.
"I didn't expect to be able to listen to books so early in the morning. How wonderful."
"really."
Snapped!
With the familiar sound of the gavel, Ye Beixuan flicked his folding fan, and the sound seemed to have magic, and the whole place suddenly fell silent.
"Everyone, today I will tell you about "The Knight-errant"." As soon as the words fell, everyone stopped eating and looked over expectantly.
Ye Beixuan began to speak eloquently and non-stop, and everyone listened with great interest, marveling at Shi Potian's experience.
Suddenly, Ye Beixuan changed the subject, his tone arrogant, imitating Bai Zizai's words: "In this world, the most respected, swords, spears, fists and feet, must respect Mr. Wei De. If anyone disobeys, I will twist his head off."
When everyone saw Ye Beixuan imitating Bai Zizai's arrogance, they also burst into laughter.
They all shook their heads. How could there be such an arrogant person in this world?
Bang! The sound of a gavel pulled everyone back.
Ye Beixuan pinched his nose and sneered, imitating Shi Xiaocui's tone: "You arrogant old thing, if you have the guts, come and compete with my disciple in internal strength."
When everyone heard this, they wanted to hear what kind of collision would happen when the madness of this arrogant man met the stupidity of this foolish boy?
Seeing the good effect, Ye Beixuan immediately smiled. He had also found that part funny when he watched the TV series. It was really not easy to make an arrogant person admit his mistake.
I had also put together a pretentious trio in Jin's book, Bai Zizai, Ke Zhen'e and Jiumozhi.
After a pause, Ye Beixuan began to tell the story of the fight between Bai Zizai and Shi Potian. He began to imitate Bai Zizai's arrogance, dancing and gesticulating, imitating Bai Zizai's "Triple Ring of Gods Falling and Ghosts Falling".
As he spoke, he played two roles, sometimes imitating Bai Zizai beating Shi Potian, and sometimes imitating Shi Potian opening his arms to let Bai Zizai hit him. The performance was vivid and lifelike as his speech.
After a while of performance, Ye Beixuan sighed! Storytelling is so difficult, you need to be eloquent and also be able to act.
"In the end, Bai Zizai was so disheartened that he asked Ah Xiu to ask her grandmother to go to Biluo Mountain. He even abandoned his wife and became Bai Zishu."
"Hahahaha"
"Haha."
"What a white autism, so appropriate, Mr. Ye is a great talent."
Everyone was stunned when they heard this and burst into laughter.
The laughter died down, and Ye Beixuan continued, "And Shi Potian, though foolish, was also overly kind. He kept kowtowed, saying, 'Grandpa, you won.'"
"Ran, Bai Zizai, oh! No, Bai Zishuai said, no no no, you are my grandfather, and I am your grandson."
"Hahahaha." Everyone laughed wildly again.
Seeing that the effect is almost there, we have finished this morning's work. I have to rush over to cheer that girl up later!
Snapped!
"Today's story ends here. If you want to know the ending of Shi Potian and others, please listen to the next chapter."
[Storytelling Level: LV4 (3600/100000)]
[Today's storytelling chapter eight, life extension: two days, strengthening Yi Jin Jing (lv4) and strengthening expelling the old and inhaling the new (lv4)]
"Ah, ah, ah! Mr. Ye, I'll pay you more and tell you the story of Bai Zisu."
"Sir, there are no other stories like Bai Zi's. Don't leave!"
Ye Beixuan hurried towards the door, thinking to himself, "Yes! I still have it." One second, he was like, "Old Poison, don't leave!" The next, he was like, "Old Poison, I'll kill you or chop you up at your will." Ke Zhen'e, the flying bat, was commonly known as a conceited maniac.
Also, there is Master Jiumozhi, who is commonly known as a narcissist and is a person who can fight me to a draw with few others.
But that will have to wait until next time.
Because the girl in red tights was already waiting for him at the door.
(End of this chapter)
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