Longevity, starting from traveling and telling stories

Chapter 151: Even gods can’t stop you if you ruin my good deeds
[Storytelling Level: LV4 (66000/100000)]

Today's Storytelling Chapter 8: Extending Lifespan by Two Days, Strengthening the Pure Yang Body

[Jin Ping Mei Completion Reward: Paradise Dharma]

Hmm? This works too? Ye Beixuan stared at the panel in amazement, wondering if this meant he could train Ye Xiaobei, too.

What the hell is this Ji Le Da Fa? Is this forcing me to have many children and be blessed with good fortune?

"What are you daydreaming about?" Li Xianglian, who was standing next to him, noticed his abnormality and asked immediately.

"what?"

"You still say you are thinking about me?" Li Xianglian snorted in an obviously unhappy tone, turned her head away and started to act like a spoiled child.

I really was thinking about you! I was really thinking about you just now. Ye Beixuan quickly scanned the room. How could a woman's sixth sense be so sharp? Who can help me out?

After a quick glance, his eyes suddenly lit up. It's you, Hua Heshang. I didn't expect you to be here. There is always a way out.

"Really?" Ye Beixuan said sincerely, "Look, I was really shocked by that flowery monk!"

Upon hearing this, Li Xianglian immediately followed Ye Beixuan's gaze and saw that the Flower Monk had quit smoking and was wearing a hat. He was drinking and eating meat stealthily while recalling the story.

"Tsk." Li Xianglian blushed and stopped talking.

Huh. Ye Beixuan took a deep breath and gave a thumbs up to the monk who quit smoking in his heart, good job.

After a long while, Li Xianglian saw the monk furtively lower his hat and then follow Zhou Boran away. She immediately said, "This monk seems to be interested in your disciple."

Sure enough, Ye Beixuan looked at the monk's sneaky back and said immediately, "Let's follow him."

Nothing can happen to this apprentice, he is my ATM.

So the two of them packed up and quickly followed.

It's getting late.

Zhou Boran finished his busy work, hummed a little tune, and skipped along the path with a cheerful rhythm in his steps.

Suddenly, a man wearing a hat blocked his way.

Zhou Boran was startled and took a closer look, realizing that the other party had ill intentions.

At this time, Quitting, with the tone of a bully, deliberately pressed down his hat and said viciously: "Leave behind "Jin Ping Mei", otherwise, don't blame me for being rude!"

Zhou Boran was startled at first, then realized the other party's intention and immediately said calmly: "The book is in my head, I can't take it out!"

Quitting Smoking took a step forward and said in a threatening tone: “Then write it out to me, I can wait!”

Zhou Boran frowned immediately, knowing that today was likely to be a bad day. Just when he was at a loss, a familiar and somewhat teasing voice came.

"Hey! Where did you come from? How dare you bully my apprentice right under my nose?"

Zhou Boran looked up and was stunned for a moment. Isn't this the master? Is he dreaming?
He immediately rushed over like a baby, hugged Ye Beixuan's thighs and started crying, "Master, you're here! It's so good to see you."

When Quitting Smoking saw Ye Beixuan appear, his heart skipped a beat. Why did these two evil stars come?

He didn't say anything, turned around secretly, crouched down, and prepared to run away.

But before he could take a step, he found that his way was blocked by the other party.

Jieyan immediately panicked and said in a deliberately dull tone, "I have no grudges against you two, why are you blocking my way?!"

Ye Beixuan also smiled coldly and said, "You bullied my apprentice, and you call it no grudges?!"

Seeing him constantly lowering his hat, Ye Beixuan stopped pretending and said directly: "Master Quitting Smoking seems to be very interested in this story."

When Quitting Smoking saw this, he immediately took off his hat and stopped pretending. His expression was as obscene as it could be.

"Mr. Ye! You know this is my only hobby." Jieyan glanced at Li Xianglian, then at Ye Beixuan, and immediately understood everything. He then said, "I was fascinated by your story! Besides, you were pretending to be Mr. Jin, and I didn't point it out, right?"

Huh? This monk is quite capable! He actually saw through me. How did he find out?

"I don't understand what you are saying." Ye Beixuan pretended to know nothing and laughed.

As if he had grasped Ye Beixuan's weakness, Quitting Smoking raised his eyebrows and said, "Hi! Miss Li, oh! No, sister-in-law."

When the guy who quit smoking called her "sister-in-law", Li Xianglian was immediately overjoyed, and her favorability towards him increased sharply.

"Nonsense! He hasn't even been given a sedan chair yet."

"How did you find out?" Ye Beixuan asked. Logically speaking, his disguise should have been flawless.

Quitting immediately seized the opportunity, stepped forward and flattered: "I am a humble monk, but I am willing to worship Mr. Ye as my big brother. It's not that big brother has a problem with his disguise, but the problem is the way big sister looks at big brother every time."

"Every time I see my sister-in-law looking at my brother, her eyes are filled with a different light, while when she looks at Young Master Jin, she is cold and icy."

"But when I saw the two swords combined, the look in my sister-in-law's eyes when she looked at me was completely different."

"Plus, Young Master Jin fainted twice, both of which were related to Big Brother. Therefore, I conclude that Young Master Jin is Big Brother in disguise."

Ye Beixuan clapped his hands. He had never expected this Flower Monk to have such sharp insights. He had actually fallen for Li Xianglian's gaze.

"I didn't expect that the master of quitting smoking also knows how to read people's expressions." Ye Beixuan said in admiration, but then his tone darkened and he said, "But this doesn't seem to have anything to do with you bullying my apprentice!"

"Hey! It's all a misunderstanding." Jieyan then said in a flattering tone, "Well, I promise that when Zhou Shixi comes to tell stories at Home Inn in the future, no one will dare to bully him. From now on, I will bring a few brothers here every now and then to show my support."

Senior brother? It seems that this guy’s senior brother is not a good person either. However, since this apprentice also gets rewards for telling stories, it would be more convenient to have someone to protect him when he is away.

So he said to Zhou Boran, "Why don't you quickly thank Uncle Quit Smoking?"

Zhou Boran was completely bewildered. He just had an elder? And could he even protect him?

But he quickly reacted and immediately stepped forward and bowed, "Bo Ran, I'm here to meet you, Uncle. Since you want the Jin Ping Mei, you have to ask my master. This book was given to me by my master."

"Then you will give him the Golden Lotus." Seeing this, Ye Beixuan continued, "I have another book here, 'Stories to Warn the World', which contains dozens of stories. You can continue to tell them for me."

"I want you to use this book to educate the world."

Zhou Boran's eyes welled up with tears when he saw this. He had no hope of studying all his life and could not participate in the official career. Now he suddenly had the opportunity to educate the world and do such a high-end thing. How could he not be moved?
"Master, I thank you for the gift of the book. I will live up to your expectations and make this unique book famous throughout the world." He knelt on his knees, lowered his head, and held Ye Beixuan's book in his hands in the air.

"Okay, you can leave now! I still want to catch up with Master Quitting Smoking."

"Yes." Zhou Boran held the book, lowered his head and stepped back slightly, then turned and left.

"Master?" Ye Beixuan turned around and called him jokingly, his eyes making him feel uneasy.

"I understand, little brother." Jie Yan immediately put his hands together and whispered, "I will arrange everything for you tonight."

"please."

Looking at his gestures, Ye Beixuan was stunned. This guy is still a gangster! But I like it.

Then, Jieyan took Li Xianglian and Ye Beixuan and slowly walked towards Rujia.

into the eye.

Ye Beixuan and Li Xianglian stood in front of the door of the luxurious double couple's suite, staring blankly inside.

In the room, pink light poured out, and an ambiguous atmosphere filled the entire room.

On a huge and luxurious double bed, soft white sheets were spread on it, with various red petals beside it, and looking at the other side, there was actually a transparent bath towel hanging there.

There was a cigarette on the table, with smoke pouring out like a waterfall, and the fragrance was pervasive, mixed with a light floral scent, which made people fantasize.

"Are we going in?" Li Xianglian asked in a trembling voice.

"Well, let's go in and take a look! Mainly because I've never lived in such a good place." Ye Beixuan responded softly. In fact, he was just curious and didn't think about anything else. Really, absolutely nothing. Li Xianglian was different from Ao Qin. After all, she was weak and he was afraid that she couldn't handle it alone.

After saying that, Ye Beixuan stepped in unconsciously, and Li Xianglian followed closely behind him.

At this moment, the two of them saw clearly that in the corner of the room, there was an exquisite little table that was particularly conspicuous, and it was filled with drinks.

In a more hidden place, Ye Beixuan actually found feathers and sexy outfits. When he was about to look away, Li Xianglian happened to look there. Looking at the revealing outfit, their eyes met instantly, and the atmosphere suddenly became charming.

Li Xianglian's cheeks flushed bright red at that moment, and shyness suddenly took over her heart. On the one hand, she was overwhelmed by the ambiguity before her, and on the other hand, she was torn between wanting to refuse and wanting to comply, leaving her at a loss as to what to do.

Ye Beixuan, on the other hand, cursed inwardly. He had no resistance at all. He had thought quitting smoking would just buy him a more luxurious place, but he hadn't expected such an ambiguous room. Was he going to cause bloodshed to Li Xianglian tonight?

"Do you want me to wear it in front of you?" For some unknown reason, Li Xianglian came up and said what was in her heart. As soon as she blurted out the words, she covered her mouth to express her regret for letting the cat out of the bag.

"I want to." Without any hesitation, Ye Beixuan immediately agreed. Only a fool wouldn't want to.

Hearing the affirmative answer, she looked at Ye Beixuan charmingly, then her cheeks flushed, and she took trembling steps, picked up the sexy clothes, and then put the transparent bath towel on her arm, took a deep breath and slowly walked into the bathroom. Before closing the door, she cast a seductive look.

After stepping into the bathroom, Ye Beixuan saw her slowly pull up the semi-transparent shower curtain. The light inside suddenly turned on, and soft light shone out, casting a hazy shadow on her figure.

Ye Beixuan happened to see the light coming, and his pupils shrank immediately.
Through the soft light, you can vaguely see her slowly undoing the drawstrings, and the silky clothes slip off in an instant, while the light perfectly outlines her slender waist.

Then, she began to hold the bath towel, and smoke rose from the bathtub, revealing the outline of her body faintly. A slight sound of entering the water was heard, and every soft and graceful movement she had just made was perfectly illuminated by the light on the curtains.

"Isn't this going to kill me?" Ye Beixuan muttered to himself.

a long time.

There was a sound of water, and the figure behind the curtain reappeared.

I saw her standing there for a long time holding a piece of clothing, as if she was considering whether to wear it.

In the bathroom.

There were still crystal clear and round water droplets on Li Xianglian's delicate skin. She bit her red lips with her silver teeth for a long time, as if she had made up her mind, and slowly put on her clothes.

Outside the bathroom, Ye Beixuan, who had been waiting for a long time, felt his heart instantly rise when he saw her opening the door.

In the bathroom, Li Xianglian felt ready. She took a deep breath and slowly unlatched the door. With a creak, the door slowly opened, revealing her half-head, her wet hair still clinging to her forehead, adding a touch of allure to her.

She slowly leaned forward, with a hint of shyness and anticipation in her eyes, and asked softly, "Does it look good?"

Ye Beixuan's eyes lit up, and he was even more amazed! This is more than just beautiful, every inch of it hits the man's heart, the lethality is too great.

"Doesn't it look good?" Seeing Ye Beixuan in a daze, Li Xianglian asked shyly again.

"It looks good." Ye Beixuan stared blankly at the place where she was vaguely visible.

Li Xianglian then used her hands to close her skirt. She didn't dare to walk now, as she would be exposed if she walked.

However, this test also made her ecstatic, at least she knew that he was definitely not indifferent to her.

Before, he was so passive that she thought her charm had lost its effect. But now it seems that is not the case. Instead, it makes her realize that this guy is not as honest as he seems. Instead, he seems to be a very interesting person.

What woman doesn't like her man to be romantic? Who would love a stereotyped man? Otherwise, why would women love bad men?

"Don't look at me like that." Li Xianglian stammered shyly, but she just stood there and didn't dare to come over.

Ye Beixuan now really wanted to imitate Shen Teng, raise his middle finger, and shout to her loudly: Come here!

"Then how should I look at it?" Ye Beixuan said jokingly, "How should I look at it?"

So, women at this time are very strange. If you look at them straight, they won’t let you. If you don’t look at them, they will be unhappy.

"You" Li Xianglian was choked with words and couldn't speak, but she refused to come out.

Seeing that she didn't come over, Ye Beixuan persuaded her, "Are you going to sleep on the floor or in the bathroom at night?"

"Um"

"I forgot to tell you, men love to be on the floor, in the bathroom, and in the kitchen." Ye Beixuan continued to tease, "When I first came to the Tiankui Mountains, I planned to build a stronghold there."

When Li Xianglian saw that Ye Beixuan could even clean the floor and bathroom, she suddenly felt that this place was not safe, and even everywhere was not safe.

"What's the purpose of building a stronghold?" Li Xianglian asked curiously.

Ye Beixuan then said with ill intention: "Of course it's to find a wife."

"Oh! I didn't know you were there at the time, otherwise I would have built the village long ago."

Li Xianglian felt that fate was so wonderful. The two of them had a good impression of each other in the mortal world. She thought that they had lost contact with each other after she came to the immortal palace to practice.

But unexpectedly, he came here by accident. Maybe this was God's will, and he belonged to him.

"How to attack the stronghold?" Li Xianglian asked curiously.

"Do you want to give it a try? I'll teach you how to attack a stronghold." Ye Beixuan smiled mischievously. Ao Qin didn't know how to attack a stronghold before, but he taught him. He even became very skilled in it in the water.

"No." Li Xianglian said shyly, "I'm scared."

"If you are afraid, then why are you so tempting? So Ye Beixuan replied: "Don't be afraid"

"Hold me." After saying that, she lowered her head, her face flushed bright red, and her psychological defenses were completely opened.

Ye Beixuan's mouth corners slightly raised, his body was pulled like a silk thread, and his footsteps slowly approached her.

Every step seemed to be synchronized with her heartbeat, and every step was on the tip of her heart, making her heart beat faster and faster.

Her hands nervously clutched the hems of her clothes, wrinkling them, her mind a jumble of thoughts: would it be painful the first time? Would I be pregnant soon?

Her mind was constantly racing with thoughts, she was expectant and afraid at the same time, she was so nervous that she even forgot to breathe, a hot flush quickly spread throughout her body.

"Are you ready?"

"Ah."

Just when her heart was in turmoil, the next second, she suddenly felt her body lighten, and her knees and back were supported by a strong hand.

Li Xianglian subconsciously put her arms around Ye Beixuan's neck, and buried her hot face in his chest. She could even feel his strong heartbeat.

Ye Beixuan held her soft body in his arms, as if she was a fine wine waiting to be tasted, making people eager to taste it, but only by sipping it slowly could they savor it endlessly.

She was so shy that she hardly dared to look up. She could only close her eyes tightly, looking forward to her lover's taste.

When she was slowly and gently placed on the bed, her delicate body trembled slightly.

Looking at the tender and tempting red lips, Ye Beixuan couldn't hold back any longer, and his face slowly fell.

"Wait." Li Xianglian stretched out her hands to support Ye Beixuan's chest and turned her head away to prevent him from kissing her.

"What's wrong?" Ye Beixuan said in surprise. The atmosphere has become so tense, and you want me to wait?
"Change back to your original appearance first," Li Xianglian said shyly, "I want you to change back to your original appearance and kiss me, otherwise I will feel awkward."

"All right!"

As he spoke, Ye Beixuan transformed himself back to his handsome and decent appearance, and then slowly descended.

The hot and cold lips met each other, and I have to say that the inn was really sensible.

Such clothes almost never need to be undone.

Just as he was about to take further action.

Bang bang bang.
There was a rapid knock on the door. Li Xianglian was so scared that she quickly pushed Ye Beixuan away and quickly wrapped herself in the quilt.

Ye Beixuan was immediately furious and shouted angrily, "Who is it?"

The hurried voice of the smoke-free man came from outside the door: "Brother, it's not good, open the door quickly."

Ye Beixuan changed back into his bearded form, quickly opened the door a crack, stuck half his head out and asked, "What's the matter?"

If you don't give me a reasonable explanation today, I'm going to beat you up.

"Brother, it's like this"

It turned out that there was a powerful ghost in the inn and it was causing trouble. The monk couldn't catch it alone, and the ghost just happened to come here.

Ye Beixuan frowned, walked out angrily with his sword in hand, and followed Jieyan out with a cold look in his eyes. This ghost is dead today, even gods can't stop him, I'm telling you.

Li Xianglian in the room looked at his angry face, covered her mouth and teased him, feeling both relieved and disappointed in her heart.

(End of this chapter)