Longevity, starting from traveling and telling stories

Chapter 134 A Chinese Odyssey: Pandora's Box

Hmm? Telling a story? Not impossible! You can even get a reward. I'm free anyway, so maybe I can even get a reward and save the day.

He kept thinking about what to say, and suddenly it hit him: wouldn't "A Chinese Odyssey" be quite appropriate? It was perfect for this situation and this scene.

So he slowly said, "It's not very convenient to tell stories here. How about we go to the village at the foot of the mountain? There are tables and chairs there, and it's a bit uncomfortable here."

"Okay!" Zhao Yunge walked slowly towards Yueshuang, who was thrown by him, like a punching bag. He was just like a child who had a quarrel and smashed things. After the quarrel, he calmed down and went to pick up the things with heartache.

"I'll wait for you at the foot of the mountain." Zhao Yunge picked up Yueshuang and didn't want to stay there for another second, so he quickly went down the mountain.

Ye Beixuan shook his head, turned around and walked into the simple wooden house he had built, ready to go down the mountain to tell stories. It didn't matter whether he had to pay compensation or not, he just wanted to get a reward or something.

At the foot of the mountain, a woman was beating a group of bandits. She had been humiliated all day and this was a good opportunity to vent her anger. After all, these were all bad guys.

The bandits were cleaning up as she requested. They polished the tables until they were shiny and renovated the dilapidated walls with new soil.

At this time, Zhu Zifeng said with grievance like a baby: "Sister-in-law, do you think this is okay?"

"Hmm," Zhao Yunge hummed nasally, seeming to feel less and less resistant to the title of "sister-in-law." Then she pointed to the best-kept room and said, "That one, mine."

Then she pointed to another room and said, "That one, his."

"What about us?" Zhu Zifeng asked subconsciously.

"You guys?" Zhao Yunge tilted his head and said in a cute tone, "You guys are free to do whatever you want! As long as it's out of my sight, it's up to you."

Damn! This is forcing a large group of us to camp out in the wild! Zhu Zifeng dared not speak out in anger, so he could only shout: "Brothers, Big Brother and Big Sister-in-law are going to stay here for a while, so we! Naturally, we have to make room too."

"From now on, everyone follow me down the mountain to rebuild your house."

The tone was so righteous that Zhao Yunge nodded in satisfaction. The bandits all hung their heads and no one dared to resist, because they would really get beaten after all.

the other side.

After Ye Beixuan made some preparations, he floated down. As soon as he reached the village, his eyes suddenly lit up. Is this Qingfeng Village?

He looked back and forth at the neatly arranged tables and chairs in the yard, then at the newly plastered earth wall. The rubble had disappeared, replaced by a flat road surface.

The bandits next to them were sitting there, neatly arranged like students.

Seeing Ye Beixuan coming, Zhao Yunge raised his nose high and said proudly: "How is it? Not bad!"

"It's your turn to perform next. Don't let me down, otherwise..." When she said this, her heart was burning with anger again, as if two places began to ache again.

Looking at the prepared table, Ye Beixuan felt the urge to talk again, so he said softly, "Don't worry! It's just a few stories. It won't be difficult for me, Ye."

"Please sit down." Then he extended his hand to signal Zhao Yunge to sit down.

Zhao Yunge looked at him and thought, how could she, as the boss, take a back seat to Ye Beixuan? So she brought a chair over and sat down to Ye Beixuan's left. "You can speak now," she said. "I've been telling you this before. If it doesn't sound good, you know the consequences."

Ye Beixuan coughed lightly, and with a bang, the gavel rang out. The sound echoed in the courtyard for a long time, and the bandits immediately sat up straight.

Zhao Yunge's eyes lit up. This guy is really something!

Seeing that everyone was already in the mood, Ye Beixuan slammed the gavel again. With a "bang", his folding fan slowly unfolded, and the story began.

"It is said that after the goddess Nuwa refined stones to repair the sky, there was a stone between heaven and earth that was not used. However, it was contaminated with the goddess' divinity, and a monkey actually jumped out of the stone - the Spiritual Stone Monkey." Ye Beixuan spoke eloquently, and gestured with his hands to describe the stone exploding and the monkey flying and doing somersaults.

"Hey, how come a monkey is jumping out of a rock?" Zhao Yunge interrupted untimely, "You're being fake. Try jumping one yourself."

"Hmm?" Ye Beixuan frowned. He hated being interrupted when telling a story, so he said, "Come on, here's the fan. You tell the story, you tell the story."

Zhao Yunge immediately wrinkled his cute nose, muttered something but didn't say anything, and looked a little aggrieved. He cursed in his heart, "As a reader, can't I leave a comment?"
Seeing her sit back down, Ye Beixuan continued, "The monkey was naughty by nature, and was subdued by the Tathagata in the West to help Tang Monk obtain the scriptures" (from "Journey to the West")
Then he began to talk about how the monkey was annoyed by Tang Seng who was like a fly buzzing around his ear day and night, and finally couldn't help but wanted to kill him.

"My elder brother doesn't bother me day and night, and I don't want to kill him!" Zhao Yunge muttered.

"This is the end! Sun Wukong was subdued by Guanyin, and Tang Sanzang was willing to fall into reincarnation to save his life. The story begins from here."

"It is said that on the Five Finger Mountain, there lived a cynical bandit named Zhizunbao, who led a group of stupid and cowardly bandits to rob houses all day long." (From "A Chinese Odyssey Part One: Pandora's Box") Ye Beixuan said jokingly while looking at the bandits.

Everyone looked at each other, and no one seemed to admit that they were cowardly and stupid.

"One day, the bandits were having fun in the mountains when they suddenly saw an extremely beautiful woman." When Ye Beixuan said this, his voice was a little teasing.

Everyone looked at Zhao Yunge at the same time. She looked around and asked in a puzzled tone, "Why are you looking at me? Don't treat me as a beauty, just treat me as a Bodhisattva."

When the bandits thought of her violent aesthetics, their heads drooped again.

"That girl, that little face, wow." As he spoke, he gestured in the air with his hands and picked up two large bowls to measure their size.

The bandits burst into laughter. Zhao Yunge suddenly remembered that this pervert had hit her with a branch a few days ago. Her face immediately turned red, but she suppressed it in an instant.

"Sister-in-law blushed."

"nonsense."

"I just happened to see it clearly."

"Don't shout, listen to the story. How dare you talk about your sister-in-law? Have you forgotten her methods?"

Ye Beixuan paused deliberately, leaving the question in suspense. This made Zhao Yunge furious, and she yelled, "Tell me quickly."

Then he told the story of Chun Shisan Niang and Bai Jingjing looking for the reincarnated Tang Monk and Sun Wukong.

When talking about Bai Jingjing being betrayed by Sun Wukong for 500 years, Zhao Yunge was so angry that he pounded the table: "This monkey is really a piece of shit."

"And these bandits are nothing but cowards."

The bandits looked aggrieved after being scolded. We don't want to be afraid of death, but you are just too violent.

"Okay! Don't get excited. The purpose of Bai Jingjing and Senior Sister Chun Shisan Niang is very simple. They want to find the reincarnated Tang Monk and eat him." Ye Beixuan's voice echoed in the venue.

"Eating people? Is that so disgusting?" Zhao Yunge was the first to say so. The bandits below covered their mouths, expressing their disgust.

"Because eating Tang Monk's flesh can make you immortal." He looked at everyone's reactions and suddenly added a sentence.

"Actually, this human flesh might not be so bad to eat, don't you think?"

"Yeah, I think so too. I can also live forever."

When it was mentioned that the two monsters had evil intentions and wanted to monopolize Tang Monk, Zhao Yunge was disdainful in his heart. Monsters are monsters, there is no room for mercy.

When talking about Patriarch Bodhi turning into a grape to save Sun Wukong, Ye Beixuan gestured the funny scene, causing everyone to burst into laughter.

Zhao Yunge was completely immersed in the story at this moment. With her hands on her cheeks, she watched him talk fascinatedly. Suddenly, an idea popped up in her mind: he looked so handsome when he spoke.

"Then Patriarch Bodhi and Sun Wukong acted out a scene, and both of them calmly had their hands burned by the Samadhi True Fire." At this point, he began to imitate Patriarch Bodhi's calm expression, and added "burned" at the end, which made Zhao Yunge almost spit out saliva from laughing.

The bandits burst into laughter.

Then, his tone dropped, he continued, "Tears welled up in Bai Jingjing's eyes, filled with love and hatred for Sun Wukong. It's true that love comes from nowhere, yet it's deep and lasting."

When talking about Bai Jingjing's complete belief that Zhizunbao was Sun Wukong, Zhao Yunge's eyes froze for a moment, and he murmured to himself, "Love comes from nowhere, and it's so deep?"

Then he said, "The Supreme Treasure never expected that a group of bandits would be so loyal and righteous that they would actually lock up two monsters and let him escape first."

Having said that, the bandits straightened their backs, their eyes sparkling, as if to tell everyone that we bandits are also loyal.

"Seeing his brothers dying one by one in front of him, Zhizunbao suddenly went crazy and finally gave it his all." Ye Beixuan said in a deep voice.

The bandits nodded immediately. The boss was very loyal and knew how to avenge his brothers.

"It's a pity, how can a mortal be a match for a demon?"

Then it goes on to say that Chun Shisan Niang wanted to capture Zhizunbao and find Tang Monk, but unfortunately she was ambushed by the White Bone Demon due to her carelessness.

"Bai Jingjing attacked Chun Shisan Niang, seemingly intending to eat Tang Monk's flesh for herself, but in fact, she just wanted Sun Wukong to love her more. Even if he betrayed her for five hundred years, she didn't want to see other women bullying her." Ye Beixuan said again, bringing everyone back from their thoughts.

"What a pity" The sentence was broken, which made Zhao Yunge crazy. She made her five fingers into claws and looked at Ye Beixuan with a smile in her eyes. In fact, she had already scratched five long scratches on the table, which was obviously a threat to him to speak quickly.

Ye Beixuan smiled faintly, not taking her threat seriously. Instead, he continued, "It's a pity that Bai Jingjing was one step behind. Although she injured the spider spirit, she was also poisoned."

"Fortunately, both demons are injured. Zhizunbao is relatively safe now, right?"

"That's right, it's a check and balance between each other!" Zhu Zifeng muttered, and then glanced at Zhao Yunge and Ye Beixuan, hoping that these two could also check and balance each other.

"Just then." Ye Beixuan's tone changed, and everyone's faces darkened. Zhao Yunge was even going crazy.

"Patriarch Bodhi suddenly escaped back." Then Ye Beixuan began to tell the story of Patriarch Bodhi being forced back by the Bull Demon King.

"And those bandits who had just died, actually pretended to be dead, and were scared by the Bull Demon King so much that they all fled. Only then did Zhizunbao realize that his brothers were not loyal." When he said this, he deliberately raised his eyebrows at the bandits, and the bandits looked around and didn't dare to look at him, because they really were that kind of person!

"When the Bull Demon King arrived, he immediately sought out his sworn brother, Sun Wukong."

"Fortunately, my sworn brother is here. I'm safe now!"

What Ye Beixuan said next was beyond the bandits' expectations: "Who knew that the Bull Demon King would be so furious that he roared: I will kill you, the bastard who seduced my sister-in-law."

Then he began to talk about the battle and their mistaken entry into the Silkworm Cave. He sighed and said, "Even though Bai Jingjing was seriously injured and dying, she still risked her life and wanted to die with the spider spirit just to save Sun Wukong."

Everyone looked like they were crying, feeling that Bai Jingjing was not worthy of this. They were all cursing the monkey for being treacherous, not only ruining people's marriages, but also being unfaithful to others.

Then he began to tell the story of how Bull Demon King cured Bai Jingjing and asked her to take him to find the Spider Cave, and the child born by Chun Shisan Niang happened to be the reincarnation of Tang Monk.

"The boss is a real genius! The story design is so clever."

"Yes! He is indeed a genius. Think about it, eating Tang Sanzang's flesh can make one immortal, so why doesn't Tang Sanzang eat himself?"

"why?"

"Stupid! Don't you know that monks can't eat meat?"

"Yeah! That's right! Monks can't eat meat! Why the hell didn't I think of that?"

Ye Beixuan saw everyone chattering, and Zhao Yunge suddenly ran over, grabbed Ye Beixuan's collar, and pushed him backwards. His body instantly lost balance and leaned back instinctively, his back pressed tightly against the table. He leaned back uncontrollably, bending 180 degrees.

Then Zhao Yunge came over directly, leaned close to him and stared at him carefully, even her eyes seemed to emit a blue light. She got closer and closer, and they could even feel each other's breath, and the breathing became faster and faster.

Some of the bandits covered their faces, but actually they were peeking through their fingers; some looked up at the sky, but actually they were glancing over from the corner of their eyes; some whistled and pretended not to see.

Zhu Zifeng was even more puzzled. This sister-in-law is quite fierce! Can my brother handle it?

After a long time, both of them suddenly shuddered. Ye Beixuan couldn't bear it anymore, so he straightened his waist suddenly and pushed Zhao Yunge away.

"What are you doing?" He said in a somewhat "unhappy" tone: "Don't you want to listen to the story?"

"I just want to try and see if what you said about Zhu Bajie shivering on Chun Shisan Niang's body and getting pregnant after just a glare at each other is true." Zhao Yunge said with a somewhat aggrieved tone. It was you who told the story, so why can't I try it?

"That's a story. It's not suitable for children. I used a glare to replace it. In fact, the two of them have been secretly fighting each other for a long time." Nonsense, that's a demon. If I had the ability to make someone pregnant by glaring at them, you would have been pregnant just now, and I would have had many children long ago. This girl must be stupid! Ye Beixuan shook his head.

When Zhao Yunge heard that she was going to be pregnant, her face immediately turned red. She spat at him and sat back obediently.

Bang! The sound of a gavel brought everyone back to their senses and continued, "In order to save Bai Jingjing, Zhizunbao planned to dig a tunnel and escape."

"Suddenly, he accidentally dug up a box. On the box was written that with the power of the moonlight, one could travel through time and space - the Moonlight Box."

"Traveling through time and space? How is that possible? I've never heard of it before or since." Zhao Yunge interrupted again "inappropriately".

Ye Beixuan sighed, ready to scold her for interrupting him. "You may not believe in stories, you may not believe in time travel, but can you still not believe in me, Ye? How do you explain my existence?"

(End of this chapter)