Immortal Cultivation and Life-Saving Guide

Chapter 323 Robbery! This is a robbery!

Wei Xi was more calm when he woke up this time.

"Who says anyone wearing a veil must be a bride?" Wei Xi grabbed the bamboo knife and said, "Is the Saint planning to marry or to make an enemy? You've torn the man's face to pieces!"

"I always felt that the 'bride' was strange, and that she was a bit bulkier. Unfortunately, the size of those paper figures is too intimidating."

According to the paper man's hint, the so-called "saint" is the key to breaking the deadlock. Previously, when Wei Xi was reviewing her failed experience, she thought she had not made any mistakes, and even the paper man was about to hand her the comb.

Unless... there is something wrong with the Saint.

The person who points out Wei Xi is the sitting bride.

"This is a really clever move," Wei Xi thought admiringly after verifying his conjecture. "When it comes to the Saint's wedding, most people think it's the delicate Saint waiting for the groom to arrive. But the Longevity Wood is quite clever, stuffing the groom into the red dress. Who knows where the Saint has hidden herself!"

"Besides, the paper figurine mentioning 'Saint' is respectful, so how could she be crushed to pieces?"

With this conjecture, the ultimate problem facing Wei Xi remains unchanged: how to complete the task of combing hair.

Wei Xi believed that Changshengmu was an opponent who followed the rules - although the rules he followed were all messy. In this case, if he followed its logic, he might be able to escape.

If it really doesn't work, it's not too late to turn the table.

In this case, it is imperative to find the saint and complete the mission of the blessed person.

That's why Wei Xi violently lifted the veil before entering the tent: in addition to verifying whether the saint was under the veil, it was also to determine whether the saint was using the red tent to hide the truth or there was someone else from the beginning.

"The Saint has never been a red veil, but I want her approval..." Wei Xi rubbed his fingers non-stop, his thoughts turning quickly, "In this case, the Saint must be nearby!"

"To be precise, the Saint should be hiding in that house!"

Wei Xi's expression became very ugly, because she thought of a problem: the saint was getting married, and the groom was waiting to be married in the house, so the saint had no choice but to come and marry.

Even though Wei Xi didn't care about the wedding, he knew that the "bride" (let's use the role as a proxy) would be ready when she came to pick her up.

It’s impossible that the “groom” can marry the beauty while the woman of happiness is still chasing after him to comb his hair, right?
"Where is the Saint?"

Since entering the world of cultivating immortals, Wei Xi has seen a moving bone doll, escaped from Tangkou Town, and experienced the life-threatening situation of the Zhenhai Sect trial. However, this time, the matter was unexpectedly difficult.

She had been stabbed three times, yet the information she received was pitifully small. Although the situation had forced her into a corner and her blood was boiling, Wei Xi was concerned about her two companions and had no patience to fight the Immortal Wood.

"I must deliver a fatal blow to the Longevity Wood," Wei Xi thought secretly, "This piece of wood may not be without a chance of being taken down in one fell swoop!"

Wei Xi did not intend to start with the groom whose face was crushed: she had just seen clearly that the face under the veil was extremely dull and the eyes were cloudy, no different from those poisonous corpses she had encountered in the village.

"Should we go with the two paper figures that enter the tent first, or the three paper figures that join my team? Wouldn't it be more troublesome if we were to blend in with the pile of paper figures in the room?"

Wei Xi felt uncomfortable when he thought of those paper figures, and thoughts popped up one after another like boiling water.

Fortunately, the melody of "Carrying the Bridal Sedan" brought her back to her utterly hopeless reality. Wei Xi's neck stiffened—as if it had never been able to stretch—as she prepared to break free from the coffin once more. The little monkey with the flower mouth dug the grave efficiently, and soon Wei Xi was standing in the crimson room again, examining her own memorial tablet.

"He is not very old, but he has quite a few tablets." Wei Xi narrowed his eyes, picked up the tablet and looked at it carefully in the candlelight.

Sure enough, Wei Xi's feeling was correct. Compared with the previous cycle, her name became deeper. The two words "Wei Xi" almost merged with the black wood.

"This is definitely not a good sign," Wei Xi thought grimly. "Perhaps this is the price I paid! I wonder if engraving the name of the Longevity Wood on the back would do any good?"

Thinking of this, Wei Xi's expression actually eased a little, and a little color spread to her usually pale cheeks - she couldn't help but feel happy about the idea of revenge!
Therefore, when the door was opened again, what was seen through the door was Wei Xi, who was holding the tablet and full of fighting spirit.

"This...this thing can't be brought into the house!"

Wei Xi raised an eyebrow. She knew the paper figurine couldn't do anything to her, so she decisively gave up pretending. "There's a happy event at your house, and I'm bringing guests. Don't you want me to?"

"How could we have such a guest!" The lantern figurine flew into a rage. The faint light in the lantern flickered. It hurriedly steadied the lantern and continued, "You were invited here to comb my hair. If you don't want to do this job, you can get out!"

Wei Xi grabbed the tablet and smashed it towards the paper man. His movements were so fast and fierce that the paper man's nose was dented. His feet were also busy, kicking away the monkeys that pounced on him one by one.

As a cultivator in the foundation-building stage, even though his Qi Palace was sealed and he could not use his spiritual power, Wei Xi's strength was comparable to that of a strong adult. At this moment, he gathered all his strength and the flower-mouthed monkeys flew farther and farther.

How could a paper figurine possess such brute force? He couldn't dodge in time while also protecting the paper lantern in his hand, and the flower-mouthed monkey it controlled couldn't quench his thirst, so he could only use his hands and feet to dodge Wei Xi's attacks, looking truly miserable.

Wei Xi, who wanted to show his style and level, originally just wanted to vent his anger: he was already familiar with the way to the house, so the paper man with a lantern was basically useless. If he was lucky, he could get more information out of it.

Who knew that after this beating, in addition to discovering that the tablet was unusually strong, Wei Xi also noticed that the Nei Ci had been protecting its paper lantern.

"This is interesting," Wei Xi's quick mind began to work. "Such an important prop, and I just discovered it! Does it know how to play with this paper figurine?"

Now, Wei Xi not only continued to hit and smash the tablet against the paper man, he even reached out to snatch the paper lantern from the paper man's hand, acting just like the evil ghost in the storybook who sucked the marrow out of people's bones.

"You lunatic! This is robbery! This is shameless robbery!"

Wei Nei Ci cursed in frustration, no longer having the mysterious image she had before, and was struggling to avoid Wei Xi's attacks.

Wei Xi felt that the paper man was indeed a brainless thing. Even at this point, he still had the time to curse her, and his hands became more and more ferocious.

After just a dozen moves, the poor paper man was pinned to the ground by Wei Xi, and the paper lantern in his hand also fell into the enemy's hands. The two daring flower-mouthed monkeys fainted on the ground - they tried to come over to rescue Wei Nei Ci, but were knocked unconscious by Wei Xi with the tablet.

Wei Xi fiddled with the paper lantern in his hand, and curiously brought the lantern close to Ainaichi's face.

After a moment, a slightly sharp laugh came out of Lingyin's mouth, "I see, that's how it is!"

　Wei Xi: Start from zero frame!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)