Put away your magical powers now!.

Chapter 90 [Can’t Chat Anymore] (7800 words)
Chapter 7800 [Can’t Chat Anymore] ( words)
Chen Yan locked himself in his bedroom at home for a whole day and night, and only came downstairs the next day with a pale face. However, his legs were trembling as he went down the stairs, and it felt like he was stepping on cotton.

Gu Qingyi, who was sitting in the living room watching TV, glanced at Chen Yan and frowned, "You..."

"Let's not talk about it for now. I'm going to find an old man to settle the score." Chen Yan waved his hand, then went to the kitchen to pick up the broom. He waved it in his hand. Hmm, it was quite handy. He also took out the medicine bag that Chu Keqing had sent and put it on.

Chen Yan carried a broom and a medicine bag, and walked out angrily towards the gate of Lao Deng's house next door. Before he reached the door, he saw the gate open, and Lao Deng, the neighbor, walked out with a bird cage in one hand and the other hand behind his back.

"Lao Deng!" Chen Yan pointed with his broom from a distance and shouted, "Don't run!"

The old man stood there, looking at Chen Yan quietly. When Chen Yan walked up to him, before he could speak, Lao Deng frowned and said, "Boy, you don't look well."

"..." Chen Yan gritted his teeth and said, "You still say that! It was all because of your prescription. After I drank the medicine yesterday, I had diarrhea all day and almost died on the toilet!"

The old man shook his head: "Impossible, there will be no problem with my prescription."

He pretended to frown and looked at the medicine bag in Chen Yan's hand, then pointed and said, "Is this the medicine you took? Let me see it."

Chen Yan thought about it and was about to hand over the medicine bag, but suddenly shook his head and said, "No, let's go to your house! If we see you here, I'm afraid you'll cheat. You're in your seventies and eighties, and if you start yelling, you'll be taking advantage of me, a young man, by arguing with me."

Lao Deng smiled and said, "That's fine."

Then the two of them went back to Lao Deng's house together... He lived next door to Chen Yan. The layout of the villa was basically the same as Chen Yan's house, but the yard looked a little bigger.

Chen Yan followed the old man into the courtyard, but he saw a brown-faced creature squatting in a corner of the courtyard. He looked closely and was startled.

"Fuck? Old man, you actually have a monkey at home?!"

"Well, what happened?"

Chen Yan shook his head: "This thing... is it allowed to be raised?"

The old man sneered: "Why do you care whether I let you raise him or not? Are you going to report me?"

"Ha, let's be frank. If you can't give me an explanation today, guess whether I'll report you or not. Then you can expect animal protection organizations to give you trouble for privately raising wild animals."

The old man curled his lips and took Chen Yan into the house.

Chen Yan took a closer look and found that the decoration of this old man's house was more pleasing to the eye than his own. The main reason was that the decoration of the villa he lived in was in the style of 20 years ago, which was also the outdated luxury style.

In the years that followed, because it was a haunted house, there were only tenants... and it was impossible for the tenants to renovate the house.

So the villa Chen Yan lived in was luxurious, but the style was too old-fashioned and not suitable for young people: that kind of high-end solid wood furniture, carved gold lacquer, huge and complicated crystal chandeliers...

It has a Nanyang wealthy style, neither Chinese nor Western.

The decoration style of Lao Deng's house is quite pleasing to the eye. It follows the minimalist style of the new Chinese style, with screen walls and hollow screens arranged in an orderly manner, cleverly dividing the space without appearing narrow and crowded.

The lighting is also good, making the whole living room look brighter and more vibrant.

Chen Yan looked around, but the old man curled his lips and said, "Don't look, my granddaughter is not at home."

"Hey! I'm not that kind of person." Chen Yan said dissatisfiedly: "I'm looking at the decoration style of your house."

"Humph." The old man waved his hand. "Whether you're looking at the house or the person, I don't care. Just take out the medicine and let me see it."

Chen Yan put the medicine bag on the table, then took out his phone and turned on the recording function: "I'm filming the whole process! If you do something wrong, we can explain it clearly."

"You young people are so fond of this kind of thing these days." The old man waved his hand and said, "I'm not afraid of any slander. Go ahead and take the picture."

After saying that, the old man opened the medicine bag, looked at the Chinese medicine inside, and deliberately picked out a little and took a bite to taste it. Then he looked up at Chen Yan and sneered, "You didn't get this medicine from the pharmacy, did you?"

"...No, what's wrong?"

"Ha! What's wrong?" the old man said confidently, "Didn't I tell you the other day that this medicine costs about two or three hundred yuan a day, one dose a day?"

"...Said."

"This small packet of medicine is enough for one day, right? If I sell this packet of medicine, it will cost at least over a thousand yuan, do you know that?"

Chen Yan stopped talking.

"Take these few herbs for example." The old man casually picked up some medicine and sneered, "In ordinary pharmacies, the ones they sell are usually only two or three years old. This package of medicine you have looks like it's at least ten or twenty years old!"
The potency of medicine varies with the age. Even if you don't understand medicine, this principle shouldn't be difficult to understand, right?"

Chen Yan frowned and thought, but did not refute.

He is not an unreasonable person, and what the old man said seems to make some sense.

"Wait!"

The old man turned and went upstairs. After a while, he came down and threw a transparent file bag on the table.

"Look! This is my medical license and qualification certificate."

Chen Yan opened it and took a look, then was stunned for a moment.

"English?"

"Nonsense! I've lived abroad for so many years and have been practicing medicine in the United States." The old man looked very confident. "The certificates are all real. If you don't believe me, you can check it out online."

Chen Yan took the certificate and looked at it again: "Your name is Lin..."

"Lin Qingquan." The old man casually picked up the paper and pen on the table and wrote down three words, then said: "If you still don't believe it, you can take my prescription to a regular tertiary Chinese medicine hospital and ask an expert to take a look at my prescription to see if there is anything wrong with it.

You can also tell others that this prescription was written by me, Lin Qingquan... The three words "Lin Qingquan" are still worth a lot in the field of traditional Chinese medicine."

Seeing that the old man was so imposing and confident, Chen Yan's desire to cause trouble faded a little.

It seems... that's what he said.

"You and I have no grudges against each other, why would I harm you? What's more, I live next door to you. I spent more than 20 million to buy this big house. If I harm you, I can escape, but I can't.

Besides, I, an old man, prescribed the medicine for you and didn’t charge you a penny - what would I gain by harming you? "

Chen Yan took a deep breath, thought for a moment, and said, "But I took this medicine and had diarrhea all day. It must be harmful to my body, right?"

"It's okay." Lin Qingquan looked at Chen Yan and waved his hand, saying, "You have a very good physical condition. The effect of this medicine is just a little strong. If you poop for a day, it will almost expel a lot of the accumulated heat in your body.

It won't do much harm to your body. In the next few days, you should take care of yourself, eat some light food, and you will get better slowly.

Well, you should continue to take the medicine..."

"Still eating?" Chen Yan was stunned.

"Well, but your medicine is of better quality, so you can reduce the dosage. You should take the original one-day dose over three days."

Chen Yan put away his phone: "Okay, I'll trust you again for now."

"Oh, right." Lin Qingquan glanced at Chen Yan and said, "There's one more thing you should pay attention to when taking this medicine."

"what?"

"Kill less."

"Ah?" Chen Yan was stunned.

Lin Qingquan smiled and said lightly: "You are too hot-tempered. The fire of qi and blood is fire, and the fire of the heart is also fire.

If you kill, you will be infected with evil spirits and increase your internal heat, which is not good for your health.

Don't kill any livestock, poultry, live fish or shrimp. You can eat them, but don't kill them yourself."

Chen Yan's eyes turned strange: "Old man Lin, are you a Chinese medicine practitioner or a fortune teller? And you are also tainted with evil spirits, what is going on?"

"Believe it or not!" Lin Qingquan shook his head and waved his hand, saying, "Okay, we're done. You can get out of here now. I was planning to go out for a walk with my bird, but you've interrupted me and I've lost the mood. Go away. I'm going back to my room to take a nap."

Lin Qingquan was trying to get rid of him, and Chen Yan couldn't stay any longer, so he left doubtfully. The old man didn't even bother to see him off.

After Chen Yan left, Lin Qingquan snorted, turned around and went upstairs back to his room.

You ungrateful boy, I, an old man, asked you to kill less for your own good.

There is no problem in killing Shankui, he is a monster born in your world.

But the white fox you killed escaped from the Realm, and its fate is also within the Realm's laws. You killed a creature from the Realm, and the cause and effect are within the Realm's laws. If you do this too much, it's bound to... cause trouble!

The old man walked into a room on the second floor.

The room was empty, but for a figure standing in the corner.

Looking closely, it turned out to be a paper-made person!
This paper figure is made with exquisite craftsmanship. The clothes on its body are painted vividly, and the face is even more carefully carved, with distinct features.

It turned out to be his duangduangduang granddaughter!
Lin Qingquan narrowed his eyes and stroked it lightly with his hand. A stream of energy shot over and a ray of light suddenly appeared on the paper man, and it turned into a human form in the light!

The girl opened her eyes, then skipped over to Lin Qingquan, took the old man's arm, and said with a sweet smile, "Grandpa! What do you want to eat today? I'll go buy some groceries!"

The old man looked at his "granddaughter" with a look full of admiration and smiled gently: "I want to eat some sausage. I'll go out with you later and we'll buy some to eat for the New Year."

"Okay, okay. I bought some sausages and some bacon. Let's steam them together and eat them with rice!"

Seeing the girl's happy smile, Lin Qingquan also smiled, but a hint of sadness flashed in his eyes...

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After returning home, Chen Yan half-believed and half-doubted, he tried Old Man Lin's prescription for another day. After reducing the dosage, the diarrhea symptoms were indeed much relieved. However, he still went to the toilet seven or eight times a day.

The symptoms were alleviated again on the second day, and I only had bowel movements three or five times.

For three or four consecutive days, Chen Yan simply did not go out. He practiced moving vital energy at home every day. When he had nothing to do, he also practiced transformation.

In the middle of the fight, he was beaten by his stepmother - it was really his own fault.

He used transformation magic to transform himself into Gu Qingyi, then ran to the living room to scare her.

Coincidentally, the young stepmother was watching the "Annual Comedy Competition" and was watching one of the programs.

Chen Yan transformed into Gu Qingyi and jumped over.

"I'm your twin brother~!"

Then... Gu Qingyi grabbed him by the neck, pushed him to the ground and beat him until his face was swollen!
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In fact, during these days at home, Chen Yan also wanted to sneak out to find Lu Sisi.

However, his diarrhea symptoms had not yet disappeared, so he gave up the idea.

When you go out on a date with a girl, wouldn't it be too boring if you keep running to the bathroom?
I could only chat with Lu Sisi occasionally on WeChat at home, and send some funny videos or gossip videos.

In this way, the relationship between the two became more integrated, and some emotions gradually warmed up.

In this way, the days passed uneventfully until the 26th day of the twelfth lunar month arrived.

In the morning, the people from the Hanfu shop delivered a custom-made bridal gown and a complete set of clothing.

Chen Yan brought the harvest home and gave it to Gu Qingyi.

Gu Qingyi took it back to the room and tried it on.

The girl was hiding at home, wearing a bright red traditional bridal gown, standing in front of the mirror, looking at herself gracefully.

Gu Qingyi looked at the beautiful young bride in her wedding dress in the mirror. After staring for a moment, she sighed softly.

She took it off without saying a word, changed into her daily clothes, wrapped the wedding dress again and carried it downstairs.

"How is it? Does the dress fit?" Chen Yan said, "If there's any problem, I'll have them alter it."

Gu Qingyi seemed to be indifferent, and shook his head and said, "No problem, let's do it this way."

She usually had a cold personality, so Chen Yan didn't pay much attention to her behavior. He then checked the time on his phone and said, "If there's nothing else, let's pack up and get ready to go out."

"Well... okay." Gu Qingyi nodded calmly.

Today is the day Chen Yan returns to his hometown to celebrate the New Year.

The two had already discussed it a few days ago and decided to set off today.

Gu Qingyi's luggage was small, just a few sets of clothes for her to change into, but Chen Yan packed two full boxes.

In addition, there are some New Year gifts and the like that are brought back.

At ten o'clock in the morning, the two men went out and saw a Buick commercial vehicle parked outside the door - it was the car Chen Yan had booked online.

The reason why she didn't choose to take the high-speed rail is very simple. Gu Xiaoniang is still an illegal resident and has no ID card, so she can't take the high-speed rail.

And flying back...Gu Xiaoniang fell into the Heavenly Man Realm in this world. With her cultivation level at the Stage Realm, short-distance flights were no problem, but long-distance flights would seriously damage her vitality - not to mention whether she would be tired or not. If she flew alone in the sky in broad daylight, if someone saw her and took a picture of her, it would become a hot topic the next day.

It takes five hours to drive back home in this commercial vehicle. It's a bit far, but it's acceptable.

As for the price, including the person and the driver, it would cost several thousand yuan for a round trip. For Chen Yan now, this small amount of money is almost negligible.

The driver got out and greeted Chen Yan politely, then helped move the luggage into the trunk.

After getting on the bus, Gu Qingyi did not sit in the second row next to Chen Yan, but went directly to the last row, pulled his hat down, and closed his eyes to rest.

Chen Yan also gave the driver an address: "Go here first, I'm going to pick up a friend."

The driver didn't think much about it and happily accepted the address... Anyway, if you charter a car and exceed the mileage limit, you will be charged extra per kilometer, so the driver is eager to drive more.

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The address Chen Yan gave the driver was in the north of Jinling City, near the river. It was one of the top high-end residential areas in the city, and its name was Shimao Riverside.

The residential complex is built along the river, with several high-rise residential buildings ranging from 30 to 60 stories. Standing on the balcony of the residential building, you can overlook the Yangtze River, and this superb river view is famous.

This place is Lu Sisi's home.

I had already made an appointment with Lu Sisi last night. When the business car drove to the gate of the community, Chen Yan, who was sitting in the car, saw Lu Sisi standing by the roadside at the gate of the community waiting from a distance.

The girl was wearing a down jacket, the same one Chen Yan bought for her last time. There was a milky white suitcase on the ground beside her.

Lu Sisi was wearing a baseball cap with her long hair tucked under the brim. She also had a small backpack on her back, looking quite playful and girly. She saw the business car approaching from a distance and immediately looked towards it excitedly, but there was still an uncertain expression on her face.

The car stopped and the door opened. When Lu Sisi saw Chen Yan's face, a sweet smile appeared on her face: "Chen Yan, you're here."

While the driver got out of the car to help with the luggage, Chen Yan jumped out, walked to Lu Sisi's side, and looked at the girl.

The girl looked a little shy. Chen Yan smiled and reached out to help her straighten her crooked hat.

"Oh, I wore it like that on purpose." Lu Sisi cried softly, blushing and taking a step back, then moved the hat again: "I saw it on the Internet. It's very popular to wear it like this now. It looks better when it's a little tilted."

"The hat is very nice, is it new?"

"Yeah." "Your...family?"

"They have already gone to Gangcheng. I'm the only one at home these two days. They won't be back until after the Spring Festival. They may stay in Gangcheng until the Lantern Festival." The girl said calmly.

"okay."

Lu Sisi looked at Chen Yan, her face suddenly flushed again, and she whispered, "Tell me, this time we're going back together with one of your elders..."

"In the car." Chen Yan hesitated for a moment and said, "In a while...you can call me auntie."

(I call her little sister, so I can’t let you call her sister. Wouldn’t that mean we are of different generations?) Mr. Chen thought to himself.

Lu Sisi didn't understand what was going on, so she nodded obediently. Then she took a deep breath, an unprecedented serious expression on her face, and followed Chen Yan to the car.

I glanced into the car and saw a figure leaning in the corner of the back seat.

"Ah, hello, Auntie." Lu Sisi quickly greeted her politely: "I'm Chen Yan's friend, my name is Lu Sisi, I..."

"Yeah." Gu Qingyi in the back row nodded slightly: "Hello."

Huh?
Lu Sisi was stunned. The voice was so clear and pleasant, why was it still...

A bit pinched?
Sounds so young.

Lu Sisi followed Chen Yan into the car trembling with fear and obedience, and sat side by side in the second row. However, the girl soon felt a little embarrassed. She whispered to Chen Yan, "How about... Auntie and I switch seats? I'll sit in the last row. It's a bit stuffy, and I'm worried that Auntie will feel uncomfortable if she sits for too long."

"It's okay, don't worry about her." Chen Yan said nonchalantly, "She needs to catch up on her sleep."

Humph, we agreed to leave this morning, but this woman stayed up late watching a comedy variety show until 7:30 in the morning.

After the car drove for a while, Lu Sisi took out a bottle of drink from her backpack and handed it to Chen Yan.

"I brought this for you because I was afraid you didn't have time to eat breakfast." In the dim carriage, Lu Sisi glanced at Chen Yan a little embarrassedly.

Chen Yan looked down and saw a bottle of chocolate milk.

This girl... When I was chatting with her, she said that she likes to eat chocolate-flavored things. She must have remembered it carefully.

Just as I was thinking about it, I saw Lu Sisi take out another bottle of milk from her bag and whispered, "This, this is for Auntie."

Chen Yan was happy and threw the milk behind him: "I brought it for you."

"Well, thank you." Gu Qingyi replied softly.

Lu Sisi turned sideways and nodded quickly: "You're welcome, ah, Auntie, you're welcome."

The girl was so nervous that she didn't even dare to look carefully at the back row.

Soon the car got on the highway and sped away.

In fact, Lu Sisi and Chen Yan haven't seen each other for many days, and she has a lot of things to say to this guy.

But because there was an "elder" sitting in the back seat of the car, the girl felt restrained and even didn't know how to talk to Chen Yan.

Chen Yan teased her several times, but Lu Sisi always answered with a stern face and a serious expression. Chen Yan saw it and knew what the girl was thinking, so he simply picked up his phone and made a gesture to Lu Sisi.

Lu Sisi understood what he meant and took out her cell phone, only to see a WeChat message from Chen Yan.

"Are you so nervous?"

"Ah."

"Don't be nervous, it's okay."

"I want to impress your elders."

After sending this message, the girl raised her head and looked at Chen Yan pitifully.

Chen Yan's heart was moved by the girl's eyes. He smiled and reached out to press down her hand holding the phone. Without saying anything, he took the girl's phone away and put it on her legs. Then he held Lu Sisi's little hand with one hand and let it hang beside the seat.

When Chen Yan held her hand, Lu Sisi's body trembled nervously for a few times, but her heart calmed down.

The young stepmother in the back row leaned in the corner and squinted her eyes to glance at the front row. She saw Chen Yan and the girl holding hands.

Gu Qingyi twitched the corners of his mouth, simply lowered his hood again, closed his eyes and went to sleep.

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The car drove for more than two hours and stopped at a rest area.

Chen Yan and the driver got out of the car to go to the bathroom, and Lu Sisi immediately followed them - she really didn't know how to face the "elder" in the car if she stayed alone.

Even though she didn't feel anything, the girl still went to the restroom in the rest area.

When she came out, she didn't see Chen Yan. Lu Sisi looked around and had to walk towards the parking lot first.

As I got closer, I saw an enchanting figure standing by the car door, stretching gently.

After just one look, Lu Sisi couldn't help but widen her eyes.

What a beautiful girl!
Even though she is also a woman, Lu Sisi couldn't take her eyes off him after taking one look.

Big eyes and small face - so envious!

Such thick and long hair, so much volume - so envious!

And the other person was wearing a down jacket, but with the zipper open, revealing the thin sweater underneath. The outline of his bust—so self-conscious!!
Lu Sisi couldn't help but look down at her...

Well...it doesn't matter. I'm still young and should be able to grow up a little bit...right?

Lu Sisi walked closer, looked at the strange girl, and hesitated for a moment: "Hello, sorry, you are blocking our door."

"?"

Gu Qingyi glanced at Lu Sisi in confusion, and then suddenly realized - this little girl probably didn't see her clearly in the car.

Gu Qingyi nodded and said, "Have you finished using the toilet?"

"Hmm. Hmm?" Lu Sisi was stunned.

This voice?

Sweet, crunchy, and a little bit chewy?

"……Aunt?"

"Ah."

"..."

"..."

Lu Sisi thought: Is this my aunt?! She looks even younger than Chen Yan!

Gu Qingyi thought: She's a pretty girl, but her eyes aren't very good...

After examining Lu Sisi, Gu Qingyi took a deep breath, thinking about her own mother's identity as a 21-year-old celestial being. She tried hard to put on a kind and gentle expression like an elder. "How old are you?"

"I...I'm eighteen years old. My birthday just happened in December."

"Well, she's four years younger than Chen Yan, so she's quite suitable." Gu Qingyi continued to nod kindly: "How did you two meet?"

"……us……"

Lu Sisi suddenly panicked.

What do I say?

He said he beat me up and made me cry on the plane?
"Well, well, well... I encountered some difficulties before, Chen Yan helped me, and then we became familiar with each other." Lu Sisi answered vaguely.

"Oh. Are you from Jinling Prefecture?"

"Well, sort of. My mother is from Jinling Prefecture, and my father is from Gangcheng."

Gu Qingyi nodded again, and then...

"How many brothers and sisters do you have?"

"What do your parents do?"

"Are you also studying in Jinling Prefecture?"

"you……"

One question after another made Lu Sisi feel a little helpless. She answered each question quickly, and in the end the girl was stuttering.

"Okay, Miss Gu, would you like me to calculate her birth date and time?"

At this time, Chen Yan came over from behind and interrupted the conversation between the two girls.

"Birth date? That's fine!" Gu Qingyi actually nodded seriously.

"Come on." Chen Yan curled his lips: "Have you forgotten what I do? Do I still need you to calculate it?"

Even though you are in the celestial realm, when it comes to luck, your mother Gu is a younger brother.

"Okay, let's get in the car and go. We still have a long way to go." Chen Yan urged Gu Qingyi into the car, then took Lu Sisi's hand and helped the girl into the car.

After the car was back on the road, Lu Sisi began to feel uneasy.

Lu Sisi had a lot of questions in her mind, but because Gu Qingyi was in the car, she couldn't ask Chen Yan directly.

What kind of elder is this "Auntie" to Chen Yan? Why does she look so young? She looks younger than Chen Yan.

and also……

She is... so pretty!

Gu Qingyi sat in the back row, squinting at Lu Sisi's seat.

its not right……

Isn’t it said that Chen Yan likes big hair and long legs?

This girl isn't that big.

Chen Yan, who was sitting in his seat, actually felt a headache.

They are obviously two girls of similar age, but why do they feel like a meeting between a mother-in-law and a daughter-in-law? This atmosphere is a bit annoying...

No wonder some people on the Internet say that what men fear most is a bad relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law at home...

Suddenly, the phone in his hand vibrated slightly. Chen Yan picked up the phone and thought it was a message from Lu Sisi beside him - the little girl was holding the phone and writing something.

But when I looked, the person who sent the message on WeChat was actually Gu Qingyi!
"She's not big."

"What do you mean? She just turned eighteen, but I'm only twenty-two. This is a good age."

Gu Qingyi sent another message: "I'm not talking about age."

Chen Yan: ………Hmm?!
He suddenly raised his head and glanced back quickly.

No, Miss Gu! Is that what you should say?!

Send the message quickly.

Chen Yan: “????????????????”

Gu Qingyi: "I think you probably like girls with plump figures and tall stature. I'm worried that you don't really like this girl and are just playing around with her. Don't hurt her."

Chen Yan was unhappy and typed quickly: "Who said I like plump ones? I like..."

Eh? wrong!

Chen Yan quickly deleted what he had typed and changed it.

"You mean, I'm the kind of superficial man who judges people by appearance?"

"No, you're not shallow."

"That's pretty much it."

"You are extremely superficial."

Chen Yan put away his phone in a depressed mood.

No more chatting! I can’t chat anymore!
The phone vibrated again. Chen Yan picked it up and saw that this time it was a message from Lu Sisi.

"Well, I've been so quiet and impolite. Chen Yan, what does your elder like to do? I can find a topic to talk to her about."

Chen Yan thought about it, then smiled and replied:

"She likes a certain popular song."

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A moment later, Gu Qingyi was sitting in the back seat, looking out the window bored.

suddenly……

“Ah pa ci pa ci~Ah pa ci pa ci~…”

Lu Sisi in front raised her phone, a flattering smile on her face: "Do you like this music? I see this song is quite popular recently, many dance anchors use it as the background music..."

Gu Qingyi's eyes twitched.

Chen Yan pretended to look at his phone seriously, laughing wildly in his heart.

Come on, Gu Xiaoniang, let’s see who is superficial!
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(Talking about the update time, the update is now at 12 o'clock every day so that you can grab a good position when the list is updated at midnight every day.

Some readers may feel that it is too late, so it is recommended that you wait for the update in the morning.

Sorry~)

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(End of this chapter)