Put away your magical powers now!.

Chapter 39 [Exploding Hu Licking Dog]

Chapter 38 [Exploding Hu Licking Dog]

The fence wall facing the forest in the yard had been bitten open, and several of the iron bars, which were originally as thick as a little finger, were bitten off.

A figure as big as a millstone was lying on the grass in the yard!
The old turtle was panting and his heart was full of anger!
You wicked bastard! I, an old turtle, have traveled for many days and finally made it here!
I want to see which wicked bastard is casting spells here wantonly, stealing my mountain's vitality and ruining my cultivation plan! !

If I don't teach you a lesson, I will never be able to get rid of the hatred I have felt after traveling for so many days!

Suddenly, the door of the house opened and a figure rushed in like a gust of wind.

"Humph, you're out!" The old turtle was delighted and shouted angrily, "You wicked bastard!"

That person had already appeared in front of him like a gust of wind!
The old turtle was suddenly horrified. After all, it was a spiritual beast that had attained enlightenment. Its eyes naturally had the ability to see energy. It could sense the person coming before it, and the energy in its body surged like the waves of the sea, surging endlessly...

Under the pressure of that aura, the old turtle felt his breath stagnate, and before he could say anything, he heard a faint voice.

"You are the wicked bastard!"

Miss Gu was fed up! With a cold face, she kicked out!
hum!
The old turtle felt a buzzing in his ears, and then a huge force hit him. He screamed, and his body, as big as a millstone, was lifted up and flew out. He rolled seven or eight times in the air... and finally crashed into several bluestone slabs of the spirit gathering array at the edge of the yard.

The bluestone slab shattered instantly, and the old turtle's body, as big as a millstone, was stuck in the middle!
The old turtle felt as if he had been hit by this attack. All his internal organs had moved out of place, he was dizzy, his spiritual energy was rolling and scattered, and the spiritual energy in his dantian was almost directly shattered!
I almost couldn't lift it up on the spot in one breath.

Just as he was about to struggle, the figure jumped in front of him and stepped on the turtle shell with a foot wearing snow-white sneakers.

The old turtle suddenly felt as if a mountain was pressing down on him. He screamed in pain, his limbs went limp, and he fell to the ground, unable to move.

Miss Gu stared at it with eyes as sharp as lightning, but her voice was a thin, sweet one: "Try to curse at me again?"

The old turtle blinked his eyes and looked intently at the girl in front of him. Suddenly, he almost rolled his eyes, his soul flew away, and he was horrified!

[Heaven, heavenly realm?]

At this moment, there was no trace of courage left. His limbs and head retracted into his tortoise shell. He only had time to shout with all his might: "Immortal, spare my life!!"

Miss Gu snorted coldly and then retracted the kick she was about to give.

The old turtle dared not move in its shell, its mouth trembling, but it had already exhausted all its strength and shouted loudly: "Immortal! I am blind and have offended you. Please consider my shallow cultivation and hard work, and forgive me this time!"

After saying that, the two front limbs stretched out from the turtle shell, stretched and closed them with all their strength, and bowed with all their might.

Miss Gu said with a sullen face: "Are you the guardian spirit beast here?"

"Ok?"

When the old turtle heard this, seven or eight thoughts raced through his mind, and he quickly shouted, "No, no! I, I am a wandering cultivator in the mountains."

Miss Gu exclaimed, "It's not a guardian spirit beast? Then why did you scold me just now?"

"I, I, I... I'm here to ask the owner of this place, uh..." The old turtle said, but he retracted his head into his shell and looked out with blinking eyes.

What should I say?

Are you saying I'm here to cause trouble? What if this celestial being is a friend of the owner of this place? Wouldn't I get beaten up again?

But if I'm not telling the truth, I'm going to say... I'm a friend of the owner of this place?

Correct!
"Little Turtle is the neighbor of this owner. I usually practice in the mountains, and I have a very, very good relationship with this owner. We often interact with each other! We are all family, family..."

When Miss Gu heard this, her face darkened. "A friend of the Chen family? A close friend, someone you often interact with? It's no fun associating with such shameless people from the Chen family!"

click!
He stepped on it again and pushed the old turtle directly into the soil.

The old turtle's eyes turned black, and the spiritual energy in his body scattered again. He almost vomited blood.

It was shocked, but its thoughts changed quickly.

She said the owner of this place is a shameless person... then he is not a friend, but an enemy of this family?
Yes, it must be an enemy!!
After realizing this, the old turtle quickly shouted, "No, no! Xiao Xiu was wrong! I was wrong! I'm not his friend!
I, I am actually his creditor!

This owner is extremely shameless. I, I am here to collect a debt!"

I thought that after saying this, the immortal would turn from anger to joy.

Unexpectedly, when Miss Gu heard this, her face darkened again. Even if the Chen family... that was still her future husband's family!
"How dare you! No matter how evil the Chen family is, I'm the only one who can scold them. You have so little talent, and you dare to scold them? You deserve a beating!"

After saying that, he kicked again!
The old turtle was in great pain, its entire body buried in the soil, and it couldn't breathe.

But I cursed in my heart.

I am so fucking!!!

Can't praise me? Can't scold me?
The immortal is amazing!!!

Bullying! !
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After three consecutive kicks, the old turtle's body was buried about half a meter deep in the soil. It looked like it could no longer breathe and was almost about to faint.

Only then did Miss Gu retract her foot, took two steps back, and gave it a cold look: "Don't play dead, you should be a demon cultivator in the Transformation Realm. These three kicks of mine are just a little punishment for you. If they don't kill you, come out and answer."

The old turtle crawled out of the pit groaning, breathing weakly and groaning.

Miss Gu glanced at it and frowned, saying, "I don't like seeing you look like a turtle. Change into a human form and talk to me."

"You immortals, you don't know that I, a young cultivator, am about to overcome the calamity of heaven and earth that comes once every hundred years for my turtle cultivation. During this year, I cannot use magic, lest I attract the calamity of heaven. I..."

Miss Gu gave it a cold look. "I'll probably be staying here for a while, and I need a servant to do the rough work. Since you're here, I'll let you do it. You're so slow, you're not going to crawl around like this when I ask you to do something. Hurry up and change!"
As for your demonic cultivation's minor calamity, I'm here with you, so what are you afraid of?"

what?
Me, I've been recruited now?
The old turtle was stunned for a moment, and then a hint of joy arose in his heart!

I... was taken in by someone at the Heavenly Man Realm?!
The old turtle quickly poked its head out and said in an ecstatic tone, "Thank you, Immortal, for the opportunity!"

After saying that, it took a deep breath towards the direction of the forest. Large pieces of dead leaves flew over and lingered around its body. Following a flash of golden light, the old turtle turned into a human form, and the dead leaves turned into clothes on its body.

The person standing in front of Miss Gu turned into a short and thin old man, who then knelt down in front of her.

"Well, it looks much better." Miss Gu took a look and then said calmly: "Let me ask you, the boundary between the two worlds is blocked by a magic circle, how did you manage to get this little skill?" "Huh?"

The old turtle was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said, "I grew up here... I have been passed down here for who knows how many generations and how many years."

Miss Gu nodded: "So they are the descendants of those guys who escaped from the world in the past."

Next, the old turtle told the whole story, how he hibernated in the mountain lake and how the mountain's vitality was sucked away...

Miss Gu listened quietly, glanced at the bluestone slabs in the yard, and nodded, "Well, that's good. She actually has a ready-made spirit gathering array at home. I'll be able to live more comfortably in the future."

Then he said to the old turtle, "You just broke the formation. You are responsible for repairing it."

The old turtle looked embarrassed and said, "I...I can't."

It quickly added, "People in this world don't practice magic, and the art of practicing magic is very rare. I was in the mountains, relying on the little talent inherited from the turtle spirit to practice. I don't understand more."

Miss Gu thought for a moment and asked, "Can you cook?"

"Xiao Xiu won't."

"Do you know dust removal techniques? The kind that can clean the house and wash clothes."

"Xiao Xiu won't..."

"Can you use household appliances? Can you use your phone and computer to surf the Internet?"

"Xiao Xiu won't..."

Miss Gu was unhappy. After thinking for a while, she glanced at the swimming pool in the yard and said, "You don't know anything? Why don't you fill the pool with water and stay in it?"

If you don't know anything, you'll just be a pet."

Old Turtle: “…”

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I don’t know how long it took, but when Chen Yan slowly woke up, he felt dizzy and his mouth was dry.

He struggled to turn over, but his body felt limp and weak.

He was horrified - could it be that the bad luck has not been eliminated and has come to him again?
Lying on the bed, he counted quickly with his fingers.

Huh? Today's luck is good.

Chen Yanteng took out his cell phone from under the pillow and checked the time, then sat up straight in bed!
2025年，1月1日早上7点26分。

"Fuck!"

Chen Yan remembered that it was the early morning of December 12st when he fell asleep in this hotel.

I missed the New Year's Eve without realizing it.

I slept for over twenty hours?! No wonder I feel dizzy and have a dry mouth.

hungry!

Chen Yan struggled to get up. He had been eating instant noodles for seven days and also ate instant noodles before going to bed. He really didn't want to touch that thing anymore.

I picked up my phone, walked out of the room and went downstairs. After leaving the hotel, I found a breakfast shop in town, bought some local pork pot stickers and a bowl of spicy soup, and ate them while they were hot.

It was a cold winter morning, and the wind was biting. After eating a mouthful of hot food, Chen Yan quickly felt better.

I took out my phone and looked through the WeChat messages of the past two days.

Sister Lu Sisi has posted several messages.

I sent it during Christmas, but I didn’t reply - I was undergoing a seven-day tribulation at that time.

I also sent a message on New Year’s Eve, but I was asleep and didn’t reply.

The last message was a cautious question sent by Lu Sisi.

"Chen Yan, don't you like me disturbing you?"

Chen Yan stared at the message for a few seconds. He could almost imagine how cautious and anxious this girl must have been when she sent this message.

Chen Yan thought for a moment and replied, "I was practicing in seclusion the past few days, so I didn't check my phone."

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After returning to the folk hotel, he asked the owner for help and found a taxi driver he knew. He negotiated the price for a long-distance ride back to Jinling Prefecture.

While waiting for the driver to arrive in the room, the phone suddenly rang. Chen Yan looked at the caller...

It's Hu Shangke who is a lickspittle.

Uh...feeling a little guilty, Chen Yan answered the phone.

Sure enough, as soon as the call was connected, the angry roar of Hu Licking Dog was heard from the other side.

"Chen Yan!! What did you do to that short-term rental house? Why did it collapse?!

Do you know that I was screwed by you so badly? "

Chen Yan sighed: "Old Hu, don't worry."

"How can I not be anxious?! Such a big house collapsed!!"

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The most ridiculous thing today is that I was too embarrassed to ask for monthly votes for this book, but I saw a big reader in the backstage voted for Lieguo 8 times in one go...

I feel so tired.

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(End of this chapter)