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Chapter 36 [Seven Days of Great Disaster! ]

Chapter 35 [Seven Days of Great Disaster! ]

A "talisman to ward off evil and bring good luck" was lit at the fingertips and then burned out in an instant!
As the wisp of green smoke lingered, Chen Yan's eyes became completely clear!

The chill in the cracks between his bones seemed to ease a little. Chen Yan immediately opened his third eye to observe the Qi, and then silently calculated the "Qiyun Zhoushu". After a few seconds, he looked at the top of his head...

That dark cloud of doom that grows thicker and thicker...

"I%……&&))(*"

Chen Yan was so emotional that he couldn't help but curse.

Don't panic!

Don’t panic!!

Chen Yan took two deep breaths, burned a "talisman to exorcise evil spirits and bring good luck" for himself, and then began to carefully calculate his fortune according to the "Qiyun Zhoushu".

A minute later, Chen Yan was dumbfounded.

My five elements, gold, wood, water, fire and earth, are all damaged! !
The fate is dangerous, and a rough calculation shows that it is a bloody disaster that will continue...

What's more, I suffered all kinds of losses and injuries!

If someone were to use the Qi-gazing technique to observe Chen Yan at this moment...

Those small disasters and big disasters, one after another! !

"What the hell..."

Chen Yan was so angry that he laughed.

Understood!
I don't know why, but I cast a fake death spell on Lu Sisi, deceiving the destiny of heaven, and all the bad luck left her...

But, karma is a cycle of retribution!
Is this the retribution that has fallen on me, the one who started it all? !
What happened to the promised surge in merit and cultivation?!

Huh?
Chen Yan carefully observed and calculated the energy again, then slowly calmed down his thoughts.

The bad news is: the calculated result is correct, I am in disaster and misfortune is overwhelming!

The good news is: seven days!!

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Perhaps it was the law of nature that all the misfortunes that Lu Sisi had suffered for eighteen years were blamed on him.

Eighteen years of misfortune will all be poured out on Chen Yan, the culprit.

Chen Yan used the algorithm of "Qiyun Zhoushu" to calculate that he would have bad luck for seven days!
If Chen Yan cannot withstand the disaster within seven days, he will die and the debt will be settled.

If I can survive seven days...

Then you will survive the disaster and have great luck!
The luck feedback, cultivation feedback, and merit feedback that can resolve Lu Sisi's misfortune will all come to her at once.

"Damn it, this Tiandao, is he trying to kill me because he doesn't want to pay me?"

Chen Yan touched his chin and thought secretly.

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The first method Chen Yan thought of instantly was [Fake Death].

Just like he cast a spell on Lu Sisi, he would do it on himself, blocking his six senses and faking his death to deceive the cycle of heaven. The bad luck would naturally subside.

but……

I can't cast a spell on myself - not because of any rules or restrictions.

But... I have to enter a state of suspended animation, block my spiritual perception, and at the same time, how can I circulate my energy to burn talismans for myself?
You can't make a dead person stand up and set himself on fire.

But I can find someone who is equally accomplished and capable...

Chen Yan didn’t recognize any of them!
Moreover, it is urgent, where can I find it?
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"Just grit your teeth and bear it, it will only take about seven days.

At worst, it'll just be seven days of Death Coming."

There is a particularly good advantage in Chen Yan's character: the bigger the event, the more he can keep calm and be more determined!
Now that he had thought of a solution, he began to think quickly.

To put it bluntly, people who are in misfortune have become like Lu Sisi before.

You may be unlucky no matter what you do, and... eighteen years of bad luck will be reflected on you within seven days.

What's coming will be more ferocious than Lu Sisi's previous daily routine!

That would really be like the movie "Final Destination".

At any moment, a life-threatening disaster may occur.

Find a safe place first and don’t go out!!
Try to avoid all possible accidents.

Things like electricity, water, furniture with sharp corners, and things that could easily fall and hit people...

Chen Yan took a look at his mansion...

Four big words: Dazzling! !

A wide variety of furniture... various home appliances... and of course, natural gas pipelines...

So luxurious! So well-equipped!!

But it’s also so damn dangerous!!!

"No, this place is absolutely not suitable!!"

Chen Yan immediately gave up the idea of staying at home.

Suddenly I remembered my short-term rental house!!
Chen Yan immediately took action and frantically packed up some items he could think of at home!
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Chen Yan made his preparations and got up to go out. Before leaving, he cast another [Talisman to Exorcise Evil and Bring Good Luck] on himself.

Still, it burned up in the blink of an eye.

The cold and gloomy aura of misfortune dissipated slightly.

However, Chen Yan felt that the effect of this talisman was weakening!

Because my bad luck was gathering faster and faster. Every time I burned the talisman, it only lasted about five minutes.

After going out and calling a ride-hailing car, Chen Yan asked directly when he got in the car: "Master, can you smoke in your car?"

"Uh..." The driver seemed to want to say something, so Chen Yan took out his mobile phone and scanned the payment code on the driver's seat.

Ding, one hundred!
The driver's attitude immediately changed: "Brother, do you want some fire? I'll light it for you."

"Drive!" Chen Yan sat in the back seat and fastened his seat belt.

Then he lit a cigarette, and with his hand hidden beside his leg, he secretly cast a talisman.

The talisman turned into green smoke, hidden in the cigarette smoke, and the driver did not notice anything.

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The drive from home to the short-term rental house was only thirty minutes, but Chen Yan had already cast eight talismans on himself!
The effect of the rune continues to diminish!

When he was about to get off the bus, Chen Yan calculated that the effect of the Taoist talisman could only last less than three minutes each time.

After getting off the bus, Chen Yan identified the direction of his short-term rental house. Seeing that there was no one there in the middle of the night, he boldly used the Law of Escape technique!

People pass by the streets at night like a gust of wind!
He rushed to the door of the short-term rental house in one breath, covering a distance of several hundred meters, fumbled for the key to open the door, and after entering, he cast another talisman on himself.

Turn off the power in the house first! Remove all the fuses directly!

Tighten the faucets...

No, that's not enough! Just turn off the water valve!
Take the quilt on the bed, remove it directly, and wrap the corners of the cabinets and tables in the room! Use the leftover tape to stick it tightly and make a soft bag!
After taking a look at the lamp on the ceiling, Chen Yan directly took down the lamp and took out the light tube and threw it away!
Think again, think again...what else...

Food and drink...

There was also a box of instant noodles and a box of mineral water in the house that I had bought before, but they had hardly been touched.

At worst, I won’t fire for the next seven days!
Chewing instant noodles every day!
Drink bottled water when you’re thirsty!
It is definitely difficult, but saving your life is the most important thing!

By the way, Lu Sisi said from experience that you have to chew slowly, otherwise you may choke or get stuck in your trachea.

Well, I also brought some common medicines, for inflammation, fever, and injuries...

I don't have any health problems, such as heart disease or high blood pressure.

No matter how powerful the magic attack of misfortune is, it cannot come out of nothing.

Chen Yan quickly went over everything in his mind, then got up and locked all the doors and windows of the house!
The windows were already closed. These old-fashioned windows have metal bars and are very sturdy.

Chen Yan thought about it, and simply dismantled the chairs in the room with his bare hands, removed a few wooden strips, and used a hammer and nails to seal the windows!
The ends of each wooden strip are also padded with materials taken from quilts.

Take out all the sharp objects in the room that could hurt people.

Bowls, chopsticks, knives... pack them all up.

Then I wrapped it up and threw it into the trash can outside the house!

Go back inside and lock the door!

"From now on, I will stay in this room and not go out!
I will fight you, Heavenly Dao, to the death for seven days!!!"

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On the first day, Chen Yan lay in bed all day! He only got up a few times to go to the bathroom. The water valve was closed, but there was still water in the toilet tank. Chen Yan tried to use it sparingly, and only flushed it after a few visits.

But he knew that after flushing, the water tank would be empty and there would be no water to flush the toilet tomorrow.

He tried not to leave his bed. When he was hungry, he would open a packet of instant noodles, chew them dry, and drink a few sips of water - he ate and drank less to reduce the number of times he went to the bathroom.

In the evening, he suddenly heard a squeaking sound coming from the corner of the room.

Looking down, I saw a mouse slip away.

Chen Yan sneered and walked over to gently open the cabinet...

Behind the wall, there was indeed a cracked section of the wall, and a section of the electric wire had been gnawed by rats!
"…Luckily, I thought it through."

Chen Yan was secretly glad.

I turned off the power myself and removed the fuses!

Otherwise, there might be accidents like [rats chewing on the wires, causing a short circuit and a fire], right?

In the middle of the night, the shelf in the room suddenly fell down!
The shelf was originally used to store household dishes, chopsticks and kitchen knives.

If it had happened any other time, there might have been pieces of a bowl or even a kitchen knife flying off...

Then, who knows, it might hit the person in the bed who is still sleeping!
The next day, Chen Yan went to the toilet - he went in with his nose pinched. He hadn't flushed the toilet for two days, and even in such a cold day, the toilet was so smelly that it was unbearable to stay there.

Just as Chen Yan got up, the toilet tank suddenly fell to the ground and cracked.

Chen Yan watched this scene silently...

If you don't turn off the water valve yourself, there will still be water in the toilet tank, which will flow everywhere.

Maybe I slip and fall...

He carefully looked at the broken part of the water tank and found that the rubber and screws had aged and fallen off.

"Humph."

On the third day, Chen Yan was leaning on the bed and eating instant noodles when suddenly the ceiling wall above his head fell off where the chandelier was and a piece of wire fell down!
Chen Yan looked up and silently looked at the hanging wire with a grim look.

I took down the chandelier a while ago.

Otherwise, if the chandelier was still there, it would have fallen on my head. And if it was still electrified... humph!

The fourth day, the fifth day, the sixth day...

Until eleven o'clock at night on the sixth day!
Chen Yan hardly slept a wink - this kind of thing was like a knife across his neck, how could he sleep?

I rely on meditation every day to transport my vital energy, and occasionally take a short nap, but I wake up after a while.

He turned off his cell phone to conserve battery and save it for the last day.

He didn't bring anything like a power bank that could explode or burn.

Chen Yan now has no idea even of the exact time.

Even though he was so careful, he still suffered a little.

This afternoon, when he was so sleepy that he fell asleep, the bed collapsed! After checking, it was found that it was due to the aging of the bed frame.

At that time, his body rolled sideways in his sleep. Fortunately, he remained alert at all times and immediately stepped forward as soon as he felt something was wrong!
Even though he reacted so quickly, he was still injured.

A nail protruded from the aging and crumbling bed frame and pierced directly into Chen Yan's hand...

If he hadn't blocked it with his palm, the nail would have pierced his eye.

Chen Yan used iodine and alcohol to clean the wound. He was not afraid of tetanus...he only had one last day of bad luck.

It is also impossible for tetanus to occur in one day.

After tomorrow, all troubles will be gone!

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On the seventh day, when the sun rose, Chen Yan was already disheveled and his face was greasy. His hair hadn't been washed in days and was already greasy.

I haven't brushed my teeth for a few days and my mouth smells very uncomfortable.

There's only one packet of instant noodles left - I'm already saving it.

There is also a bottle of mineral water.

These supplies should be enough to get through the last day.

Chen Yan was actually feeling a little weak at this moment.

For the past few days, he has been eating and drinking less, eating instant noodles and drinking cold water every day, and he has to reduce the amount he eats.

At this moment, he was already weak and exhausted from hunger, although he was constantly using his vital energy to nourish his body.

But... after all, he has not yet reached the level of fasting.

Move your vital energy and calculate your fortune using the "Qiyun Zhoushu".

There are still six hours left, which is twelve hours.

Chen Yan lay on the bed, planning not to move for the next twelve hours.

To be precise, the bed had collapsed and the mattress was now directly on the ground.

He had moved the bed frame to the bathroom because it had sharp, broken corners and nails on it, which were dangerous items.

The whole morning passed peacefully.

Chen Yan was also a little puzzled: Could it be that Heaven can’t do anything to me?
Right……

Magic attacks can only be magic attacks and cannot directly affect me. I am aware of all the possible physical damage elements that may affect me, so the way of heaven probably has no way to stop me, right?
In the afternoon, Chen Yan started to have a fever and then started to have stomach pain.

He lay on the bed, staring out the window fiercely.

“Come on! Come on!

Do you want to force me to go out and go to the hospital just because I have a fever?
I won’t!

I'll just bear with the fever!

stomachache?
I haven’t eaten or drunk much these past few days, so even if you give me diarrhea, I won’t have anything to poop!!!

Hahahahahaha!!!"

His eyes were bloodshot and he cursed viciously. At this moment, Chen Yan had slept less than ten hours in the past six days. He was extremely weak, but he became manic instead.

The fever made him drowsy for two hours, but by the evening, the fever had subsided.

As for the stomachache, just as Chen Yan had expected, it subsided after he farted twice.

However, the wound on his hand was getting more and more painful. Chen Yan took a look and saw that it was indeed very red and swollen.

Obviously, the wound was infected.

Chen Yan grinned grimly: "Humph, there are still four hours left! Even if it's an infection, even if it's tetanus, there's no way I'll die in four hours! It's useless, useless! I'm not going out!!"

Although Chen Yan was in a rage, he was determined in his mind: Even if the wound was infected, it could lead to serious medical conditions like scurvy, and the worst case scenario could even require amputation or even severed limbs.

That can’t happen in four hours!

And once tomorrow comes and my fate returns to normal, God will never allow me to have my limbs amputated or cut off!
Because of his normal fate, he has no chance of dying an unnatural death or suffering from mutilation!

This means that you cannot use the imperial sword of the previous dynasty to execute the corrupt officials of this dynasty!
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The four-hour countdown ended bit by bit.

At the last moment, Chen Yan even turned on his mobile phone so that he could see the time clearly.

When the time came to the last half hour, it seemed as if the air had become silent.

Even though it was such a cold winter, Chen Yan seemed to feel a hint of heat in the house.

It was already past eight o'clock in the evening. Chen Yan sat on the bed, counting the time silently, looking at his phone with red eyes.

Soon, soon...

A few minutes left...

Haha! God, there’s nothing you can do to me after all.

This is called victory...

Oh my god!!!!!???
Chen Yan suddenly felt the bed under his butt shake slightly.

Then, two, three...

Next, even the houses began to shake!
"Oh my god, there's an earthquake!"

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PS: Let me tell you: this earthquake lasted for twenty-four hours.

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