Put away your magical powers now!.

Chapter 27 [Mr. Chen]

(Thanks to the cute host [Xihe Cathy])

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Chapter 26 [Mr. Chen]

Two people came out of the emergency room, each with a piece of gauze on their forehead and each holding a plastic bag containing medical records and medicines.

There is no need to worry about getting the wrong medical records or medicines, because apart from the names, the symptoms, injuries and prescriptions are exactly the same.

The two of them didn't walk far and just found a coffee shop in the basement of the hospital and sat down.

The good thing about private hospitals is their high degree of commercialization. Under the outpatient building, there's a ground floor of retail space. There's a wide variety of things, from convenience stores and small supermarkets to cafes and dessert shops.

There were not many people in the coffee shop. Chen Yan ordered a cup of hot cocoa for himself and also ordered one for Lu Sisi.

After sitting down, Chen Yan looked at the nervous Lu Sisi and first used the divine eye to look at the other person.

Sure enough, a cloud of black gas was swirling around, seemingly endless.

But perhaps because it had just experienced another disaster, the black air seemed to be missing a corner - after that corner was missing, new black air was constantly growing and condensing again.

The little girl looked a little absent-minded. Chen Yan coughed lightly and said, "You just said that you... have always been unlucky? Have you been unlucky since you were a child?"

It would have been fine if she hadn't said it, but as soon as she mentioned it, Lu Sisi's eyes turned red again.

Chen Yan slapped a tissue directly on the girl's eyes and said fiercely, "Don't cry! If I really attract the hospital security, they'll arrest me as a hooligan! Speak properly!"

Lu Sisi cried and whispered, "But I've really been unlucky since I was a child..."

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Next, Lu Sisi began to tell her life story.

After listening to this, what can Chen Yan say...

To put it in a more literary way, it is called a tragic fate.

If I were to express it from Chen Yan's own perspective...

This girl must have been a broom in her previous life!

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Lu Sisi has been weak and sickly since childhood. When she was five years old, she contracted pneumonia and almost died.

From childhood to adulthood, I have been suffering from minor illnesses, such as colds and fevers, much more frequently than ordinary people.

Moreover, he gets injured all the time.

In physical education class at school, I was inexplicably hit by a ball, or I just fell while running.

Being hit by a bicycle, a motorcycle, or a car while walking.

When crossing the road, I was very careful to look left and right for cars and traffic lights, and only took a step when I was sure it was safe.

Then, his foot fell into the manhole cover!
Even if you are sitting in the house watching TV, the light bulb above your head may fall down and hit you.

New clothes will inevitably break due to various accidents before you wear them twice.

New mobile phones are always lost or broken.

The neighbor's dog wags its tail at everyone it sees and is as well-behaved as possible.

He just happened to see her and went up to her and bit her!
When my family gives me pocket money, I lose it five times out of ten.

——In this way, Lu Sisi grew up in hardship and has become accustomed to living cautiously in various difficulties.

The whole person has developed the temperament he has today: living like a rabbit that sneaks out of its nest to look for food while surrounded by natural enemies.

I never wear new clothes, but always buy old clothes.

I always buy second-hand mobile phones.

She would avoid cats and dogs when she saw them - although she actually liked the cute Xiu Gou very much.

He often gets sick and injured, and he has become a doctor through experience. His backpack is filled with various common medicines.

What anti-inflammatory and fever-reducing medicines, such as iodine-containing alcohol, Huoxiang Zhengqi water, and quick-acting heart-saving pills!
She even taught herself the one-person Heimlich maneuver!
Make sure you can save yourself when food gets stuck in your trachea - this has happened several times!
In this way, eighteen-year-old Lu Sisi slowly endured all of this.

however……

What makes people sigh the most is the fickleness of human nature.

She discovered one thing since she was a teenager: her bad luck would be contagious to those around her.

Anyone who gets closer to her, has a better relationship with her, and has more dealings with her.

Then, the other party will also be unlucky, and diseases, disasters, and accidents will follow one after another.

As time went by, people around her realized that something was wrong, and she became the "unlucky star" that everyone avoided.

No one her age wanted to be friends with her. Naturally, there were no such things as best friends.

All the boys she knew avoided her, and no boy was willing to express his affection for her.

From childhood to adulthood, this girl who lived cautiously and humbly had to endure loneliness that seemed to have no end!

In the end, she didn't even dare to make friends on her own initiative, and her character became more and more cowardly and timid.

As a freshman, she was surrounded by new classmates in a new school. All her peers were happily embracing their youth and starting to make all kinds of new friends in school.

But she can only lock herself away from the crowd and carefully avoid being approached by others.

This is true for outsiders and family members alike.

Lu Sisi comes from a special family.

Her mother was a native of Jinling Prefecture, while her father was from Gangcheng.

Many years ago, Lu Sisi's father came to Jinling Prefecture to expand the family business. He met Lu Sisi's mother locally. They fell in love, got married, and gave birth to Lu Sisi.

The parents had a good relationship and were very kind to Lu Sisi at first, but as time went on, Lu Sisi became plagued by bad luck, and it affected her family as well...

After this happened for a long time, even the parents began to avoid the child.

A few years ago, I got another trumpet.

My father's family, who live far away in Hong Kong, still refuses to include Lu Sisi in the family tree.

Because when Lu Sisi was five years old, her father took her back to their home in Hong Kong to worship their ancestors, and something happened during the ceremony.

At that time, the young Lu Sisi, under the guidance of adults, knelt down and kowtowed in front of the ancestral tablets.

She just knocked her head down...

Click!

The ancestral tablet cracked on the spot!
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Chen Yan: “…………”

Although it's a bit disingenuous to say so...

But... this scene is indeed a bit explosive!
To be honest, if I were the patriarch, I wouldn't dare let her enter the family tree!
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"Actually, my father's last name is Yang, and I've been called Yang Sisi since I was born. But later on, the family tree wouldn't let me be included. My father's side of the family put pressure on him and wouldn't let me have the last name Yang.

So when I was six, my family changed my last name to my mother's, and my name was changed to Lu Sisi."

When Lu Sisi said this, her eyes were already filled with tears.

Chen Yan sighed, then suddenly remembered something: "Many people in Hong Kong City are superstitious, especially those from certain families. Moreover, metaphysics is popular in Hong Kong City. Didn't your father's family, the Yang family, hire a master to tell your fortune?"

Lu Sisi's face turned pale, and she whispered, "Actually, I have. It was when I was five years old and I knelt and cracked the ancestral tablet...

The elders there asked a famous local master to tell my fortune."

Chen Yan perked up a bit: "Oh? What do you mean?"

"Say, say I am...Seven Deadly Fates." The girl's face was pale, and her voice was trembling. "Seven Deadly Fates, meaning that in this life...

Cut off from relatives, friends, wealth, fortune, salary, life span, and heirs."

After hearing these seven quatrains clearly, Chen Yan couldn't help but shudder!

What a vicious fate!

After thinking about it, Chen Yan made up his mind.

"Take out your cell phone."

"Ah?" Lu Sisi was stunned.

"Don't talk nonsense, take it out first."

As Chen Yan spoke, he took out his mobile phone and opened the payment code on WeChat: "Do you have money in your bank card?" Huh?
The girl immediately glanced at Chen Yan with a bit of vigilance, but she was soft-hearted and timid, so she replied softly, "Well, yes, a little bit."

"Transfer some money to me."

"???"

The girl stared at Chen Yan with wide eyes, but she seemed to have no courage to resist. Instead, she timidly whispered, "Turn, how much?"

"It's up to you. Three or five dollars is not too little, thirty or fifty thousand is not too much, it's all up to you." Chen Yan waved his hand.

After a pause, seeing the girl's bewildered look, Chen Yan kindly explained: "I didn't mean to cheat you out of your money. It's just that there is a rule in the inheritance of my skills: if you take money from others, you must contribute your labor.

You have to get something in return for doing things for others, no matter if it breaks the rules.

As for you, you can give as much as you like, any amount is fine, understand?"

The girl was stunned for a moment, then timidly whispered, "I, I don't have much money left. It's almost the end of the month, and I haven't much left for this month's living expenses. Two days ago... because of that incident that hurt your friend, I broke my phone, and then I spent money on a second-hand phone, so there's even less money left in my card.

I, I only have a little over 400 yuan left on my card..."

Chen Yan sighed: "I've already told you, 'however casual' means to just go with the flow. Don't you understand?"

The girl lowered her head and said in a small voice, "I...I'm afraid it won't be enough."

Chen Yan turned around and went to the counter, borrowed paper and pen from the waiter, and placed them in front of Lu Sisi.

"Your birthday, birth date and time... Never mind, I don't think you know your birth date and time. Just write down your birthday and approximate birth time, and I'll calculate it later."

"No, I know my birth date and time." The girl said seriously, "I had my fortune told by a fortune teller in Hong Kong before."

"Okay, then write them down together."

Lu Sisi obediently picked up the pen and wrote.

Chen Yan stood aside, stroking his chin and looking at the girl - she looked quite pitiful.

After eighteen years of bad luck, I developed this weak and aggrieved character.

After the girl finished writing, Chen Yan said, "Please transfer a hundred yuan to me."

"……what?"

The girl was stunned for a moment, hesitated for a moment, but nodded: "Oh, okay..."

As she spoke, Lu Sisi suddenly added, "You were injured today to save me, so the medical expenses should be paid by me."

Ok?
Chen Yan's heart moved, and he looked at the girl deeply.

He nodded and said, "Yes, medical expenses... if you hadn't mentioned it, I almost forgot about it.

Then according to the rules, one hundred yuan is not enough.

Let’s put things in perspective. Medical expenses are medical expenses, and hardship pay is hardship pay.

Please give me more, give me more..."

He thought about it, and seeing the girl's pitiful appearance, he felt helpless: "Give me an extra twenty yuan, a total of one hundred and twenty yuan."

"..." The girl looked up at Chen Yan, then said nothing and took out her phone to scan the code to transfer the money.

Chen Yan nodded after seeing the payment notification on his phone.

He felt in his shirt pocket again and took out a stack of paper talismans.

There are about seven or eight pieces in this stack, all of which are the same as the talismans for dispelling evil spirits and bringing good luck that I sold to Mr. Fang a while ago. They were all drawn by Chen Yan at home yesterday.

“Take this, buy a candle and light it, then hold a talisman in your right hand and light it!

Remember, when burning the talisman, you must straighten the index and middle fingers of your right hand, hold the talisman between the fingertips, and burn it on the candle.

Remember this gesture!

Then, when you wake up every morning, burn a talisman according to my method.

Each talisman should be able to keep you safe for a day."

I use my right hand because men use the left hand and women use the right hand.

The index finger and middle finger are stretched out and put together. It is also said that in fingerprints, this gesture is called "finger sword".

In theory, runes need to be activated with vital energy, but Lu Sisi doesn't know how to transport vital energy.

The "Finger Sword Seal" is one of the few hand gestures that ordinary people can use to stimulate a small amount of vital energy. (Note 1)

Lu Sisi listened carefully, took the stack of paper talismans handed to her by Chen Yan, and the curiosity on her face became more and more intense.

"What exactly do you do? You feel like one of those Feng Shui masters in Hong Kong."

"...I'm a good person, doing charity work."

Chen Yan shook his head and gasped in pain.

It hurts! It hurts so much!

I sold four pieces of the same talisman paper to Mr. Fang for more than 300,000 yuan.

I gave eight to the little girl and only received 120 yuan.

I am a really good person!

From today on, my reputation will be changed to Mr. Chen!

"We've made it clear!

The one hundred and twenty yuan you gave me was not borrowed, nor was it robbed by me, nor was it cheated by me!

This is my reward. You give me money and I help you with your work.

Do you understand this principle? This is my rule, and it cannot be made wrong."

Chen Yan earnestly instructed Lu Sisi: "Okay, you can go back first. This talisman will be enough for you to use for more than a week.

I'll go back and carefully calculate your fortune and your birth date. I'll see if there's any way I can help you change your luck."

Lu Sisi widened her eyes: "Is that all? You..."

"You think changing your luck is easy? I need time to slowly calculate and think before I can figure out a solution."

After Chen Yan finished speaking, he waved his hand and said, "Okay, I'm leaving now. You should burn a talisman every day as I told you to for the next few days. I'll contact you in a few days."

After saying that, Chen Yan stood up, said goodbye, and walked out directly through the door.

Lu Sisi looked at the guy's back and curled her lips.

Even though he said that...

But I feel like I've been cheated.

woo woo woo...

I hate myself so much, why am I so timid...

He asked for money, so you just transferred it to him?
He looked down at the stack of yellow paper talismans in his hand.

Well, how about trying the method he suggested and roasting one today?
After all, it cost money.

Just as he was thinking about it, the door of the coffee shop was suddenly pushed open and Chen Yan ran back quickly.

"Oh, I forgot something." Chen Yan ran to Lu Sisi and looked at her with a smile: "Sorry, get something."

After saying that, he grabbed Lu Sisi's hair. Before Lu Sisi could react, she saw a cold light flash in Chen Yan's hand, and a blade appeared at his fingertips.

And a strand of her hair was cut off by the other party.

Before Lu Sisi could react, Chen Yan had already ripped off the blood-stained gauze on her forehead. The girl was caught off guard and grimaced in pain. Chen Yan had already put the gauze into his plastic bag.

"This has your blood on it, it will be useful if I take it away."

After doing all this, Chen Yan waved his hand and ran away again.

Lu Sisi was stunned.

(Ugh… I still feel cheated!)

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(Note 1: I came across the sword-pointing gesture in some miscellaneous books, and it seems that this is actually a Taoist belief. According to the Taoist teachings, using this gesture to point at others will deplete your own vitality and also damage the vitality of others. So if you believe in this, don't try it casually, as it will hurt both yourself and others.)
(End of this chapter)