Divorce with three kids? I'll build a house and eat meat, driving my in-laws crazy.

Chapter 83 A Heart Full of Devotion? Heaven and Earth Can Bear Witness?

Grandma Hua stood behind him, looking sad, and said, "I told you that I've arranged so many marriages for him over the years, but he didn't like any of them. It turns out he already had someone in his heart."

"Miss Li, for the sake of Lai Zi's deep affection for you, please marry him."

Li Ruru stared coldly at the two of them. Seeing that she remained silent, Granny Hua added fuel to the fire, saying, "Madam Li, you don't actually have some shady relationship with your distant nephew, do you?"

Goodness, that's what you're saying.

Li Ruru's refusal to marry Zhang Laizi stemmed from her ambiguous relationship with Chu Xiu.

Li Ruru strongly suspected that this was a series of schemes. She clasped her hands together and said contemptuously, "Grandma Hua, are you in cahoots with Ren Si Niang?"
One of them tried every means to get my family's prescription, and when we refused, he tried to force my daughter to marry him.

Another person is eyeing me, wanting to marry me into a terrible situation and seize my property.

You guys are incredibly cunning when it comes to exploiting the descendants of the poor; even lotus pods aren't as shrewd as you.

Ren Si Niang covered her face, her eyes filled with surprise. Li Ruru actually knew what she was thinking.

Grandma Hua's face also turned sour; Li Ruru's words made her lose face.

She'll still be a matchmaker in the future, and if she loses her reputation, who would trust her to act as a go-between?

"Li Niangzi, don't make false accusations. My Lai Zi's devotion to you is as clear as day."

Li Ruru chuckled, "A devoted heart? Heaven and earth bear witness? Where are you? I can't see it."

What's the use of just talking about being devoted? You should actually do something about it.

The plump aunt snorted, "What devotion? I think Zhang Laizi is just a toad lusting after a swan. With his cowardly appearance, is he really so devoted to my younger sister that he hasn't married her for so many years?"
He's clearly a useless person, poor, and incredibly lazy, so no girl would be interested in him.

A scoundrel who can't find a wife, talking about being devoted to someone—what a ridiculous attempt to glorify himself! It's laughable.

Haha, the crowd was amused by Auntie Pang's words.

They all knew what kind of person Zhang Laizi was.

This person is lazy and gluttonous. Because he is the only male in the family, his parents spoiled him from a young age.

His parents are quite old now, and they still have to work hard for their son every day.

Zhang Laizi, on the other hand, took the old couple's hard-earned money with a clear conscience, spending it either drinking and gambling outside or gambling dens.

He gambled away all of his family's farmland, leaving only two dilapidated thatched huts.

It's no wonder someone like him can't find a wife. Nobody's stupid; only someone with a screw loose would marry their daughter to him.

It's disgusting that someone who can't find a wife pretends to be a devoted lover and smears others.

Zhang Laizi, thick-skinned as ever, insisted, no matter what others said, "My love for Lady Li will never change until death."

Peipei gritted her teeth in anger, "You're shameless. When you're looking for a partner, don't just look at how good others are. Look at yourself too, and see if you're even worthy of them."

In her heart, no one was good enough for her mother. Her mother was very happy with them, and her father was completely useless to her.

Zhang Laizi, with a roguish air, said, "Huh? How am I not good enough for her? Your mother has three children, and I'm still a virgin. I'm more than good enough for her."

He's a man, a man with a penis, what a noble existence.

There's no woman he's not good enough for; it's ridiculous.

Granny Hua chimed in, "Miss Li, what's wrong with you marrying him?"

In her eyes, it was already good enough that Lai Zi could accept Li Ruru, and Li Ruru was still being picky, which was simply outrageous.

Chaochao said bluntly, "Since he's so good, Granny Hua, why don't you just divorce your husband and marry him?"

Chu Xiu added, "I think you two are a perfect match, you could even become a couple through marriage."

A shameless, deadbeat man and a vicious old woman are a perfect match.

Seeing that Li Ruru remained unmoved by his heartfelt confession, Zhang Laizi rolled his eyes and knelt down on the ground.

He cried and shouted as he knelt before Li Ruru. "Ruru, how could you be so heartless? You slept with me and then abandoned me. How am I supposed to live?"

His eyes were filled with tears, but a smug smile played on his lips.

Now he wanted to see how Li Ruru would prove herself; whether she had slept with him or not was up to him to decide.

As long as he insists that the two of them have an affair, Li Ruru will have to marry him even if she doesn't want to.

He felt that he was getting closer and closer to becoming a grandfather.

Last time, Zhang Laizi took 1000 taels of silver notes home to question his father. His father said that he had found the notes and thought they were real.

Zhang Laizi was furious. "You old bastard, how could a found banknote be real? If there were such a good thing in the world, would it be your turn? Look at your cowardly appearance."

Zhang Laizi's father was scolded mercilessly, but he didn't dare to utter a single word.

He was still counting on his son to support him in his old age. Although his son was fierce and would beat him at the drop of a hat, he was still his own son.

Old Man Zhang didn't believe that Zhang Laizi wouldn't take care of him in his old age.

After cursing his father, Zhang Laizi beat up Granny Hua.

"You old hag, you dare to steal my silver notes? You've got some nerve!"

Granny Hua was slapped twice but didn't dare to fight back, since she was in the wrong first.

Although the banknote was fake, her act of theft was real.

She gritted her teeth and endured it. In order to appease her grand-nephew, she came up with the plan to harm Li Ruru today.

Upon hearing this, Zhang Laizi immediately grinned from ear to ear, "Brilliant! Auntie's idea is absolutely brilliant!"

At this moment, Zhang Laizi was kneeling on the ground, kowtowing to Li Ruru again and again.

"My wife, you can't abandon me. We promised to be together for life."

Have you forgotten the promise we made in my thatched cottage?

You said you'd give me three big, healthy sons, how could you go back on your word?

Li Ruru looked down at him with amusement. She thought to herself, "You should look at someone with new eyes after three days." Zhang Laizi had really changed in just a few days.

They've become smarter, but they've also become more shameless.

One flirtatious sentence after another.

She turned to look at Granny Hua, her eyes seeming to question: Did you teach this to her?
Grandma Hua didn't dare to meet her gaze and hurriedly lowered her head, looking like she had done something wrong.

Without asking, Li Ruru knew what was going on.

Zhang Laizi continued spouting shameless words in an attempt to make his statements seem more credible.

He raised his hand and swore, "My wife, don't worry, I will only be good to you from now on, and I will treat your three maids as my own."

My dear wife, although you have moles on your buttocks and chest, I don't mind them at all. On the contrary, I find them quite charming.

"My wife, I love the way you call my name in bed. I absolutely adore your seductive and wanton manner."

"You bastard, you son of a bitch!" Chu Xiu angrily raised his foot to kick him.

Li Ruru stopped him and said to Zhang Laizi, "What did you say in your last sentence?"

Zhang Laizi thought he had a chance, and his eyes lit up. "The previous line? We made a promise in the thatched hut, to be together for life?"

"No, the sentence before that."

“You have three kids, and I’m still a newborn. We’re a perfect match.”

Li Ruru scoffed, "Yeah, that's it. You said you're a virgin, so the only ones you can sleep with are probably your left and right hands."

(End of this chapter)