Divorce with three kids? I'll build a house and eat meat, driving my in-laws crazy.

Chapter 165 I think my third brother went too easy on me.
Zhang Junniang felt like she had eaten shit; she felt that the Chen family was rotten to the core.

She couldn't rely on Chen Bingxiao's attitude, so she could only turn to her mother-in-law.

"Mother, if Sanbao hurts me badly, you can forget about having this precious grandson."

One sentence struck a nerve with Zhao, and she gave her son a disapproving look: "Apologize to your wife right now."

Chen Sanbao received his mother's signal and, while eating, said perfunctorily, "I was wrong, okay?"

This woman is so troublesome; Li Ruru wasn't like this before.

If Li Ruru were hit by him, she would only reflect on what she did wrong and try to do better next time.

They never fight back, let alone complain to their parents.

Compared to this, Chen Sanbao's resentment towards Zhang Junniang intensified.

Seeing that Chen Sanbao was being perfunctory and that her parents-in-law were siding with her, Zhang Junniang turned her attention to her sisters-in-law.

She said to Wang Shuixia, "Sister-in-law, does my brother often beat you too? You gave birth to three big, healthy boys for the Chen family, and you're busy taking care of the whole family all day long. Why does he beat you? What right does he have to beat you?"

Just because he's incompetent doesn't give him the right to lash out at you.

The first sentence sounded normal. Wang Shuixia glared angrily at Chen Dagang, and just as she was about to make a scene, she heard the next sentence and wanted to slap Zhang Junniang twice.

When did her husband become incompetent? Saying her husband is incompetent is tantamount to saying she is incompetent.

Besides, even if her husband is incompetent, it's none of Zhang Junniang's business to criticize him. Who does she think she is?

They've started interfering in everything, even her affairs.

"Third sister-in-law, I think third brother went too lightly."

Why not just cripple her? Letting her keep jumping around here and being annoying is just asking for trouble.

Wang Shuixia then said to Chen Sanbao, who was silently eating, "Third brother, eat more, and then keep an eye on your wife."

Zhang Junniang was so angry she was practically fuming, and could only place her last hope on Feng Yuzhu.

She said, "Second sister-in-law, it's wrong for a man to hit a woman, don't you think I'm right?"

Feng Yuzhu said softly, "I have no right to judge other people's right or wrong, but my Ertong has never hit me. If you ask me, Third Sister-in-law, you must have done something wrong."

Flies don't land on eggs without cracks, and it takes two to tango.

Feng Yuzhu was also very dissatisfied with Zhang Junniang. She clearly had so much silver in her hands, yet she watched her family live on wild vegetable porridge all day long. She was incredibly selfish.

It was absolutely right for my third brother to deal with someone like that.

She was hoping Chen Sanbao would beat Zhang Junniang so she would obediently hand over the silver so the whole family could have a good meal.

Zhang Junniang was utterly disappointed; what kind of people were this family?

It seems that talking things out won't solve the problem here, so why should she give them face?

She stood up and went into the kitchen, where she saw that there was still more than half a pot of rice left.

She bent down, scooped a handful of ash from the stove, and poured it directly into the pot.

He stirred it vigorously a few more times, and only when he saw the yellow cornmeal paste turn black did he show a satisfied smile.

Back in the main room, no one cared what she had done; they just ate their own rice with gusto.

Zhang Junniang wasn't in a hurry and waited patiently.

Soon, Chen Jingang finished his bowl, and Zhao took the bowl to get him another one.

But they discovered something unusual about the pot.

"Ah...who the hell did this?" Zhao's scream pierced the kitchen, startling the Chen family into thinking a thief had broken into their home.

They all put down their bowls and ran to the kitchen to find out what was going on.

Seeing that everyone had left, Zhang Junniang calmly got up and brought a chamber pot from the backyard.

She pinched her nose and urged the two people, "Eat quickly."

Ma Gan and Ma Yong didn't know what their mother was going to do, and without asking, they quickly ate all the rice in their bowls.

After her sons finished eating, Zhang Junniang carefully filled each of their bowls with a chamber pot filled with a yellow liquid. Zhao, in the kitchen, was already certain that Zhang Junniang was responsible.

No one except her went to the kitchen just now.

The Chen family stormed into the main room, and Chen Sanbao even pulled out his belt and swung it at Zhang Junniang.

"Dad, what are you doing?"

"Don't hit my mother."

Ma Gan and Ma Yong stepped forward and stood in front of Zhang Junniang to block Chen Sanbao.

“As Master Chen said, a good man doesn’t fight with a woman, and a good chicken doesn’t fight with a dog,” Ma Gan said.

Chen Sanbao roared, "I don't care what kind of chicken or dog it is, I'm your father, your father-in-law. If you dare to disobey me, you are unfilial."

Zhang Junniang looked at her son with satisfaction. Indeed, people should study more. Her son, who had studied, knew how to protect himself.

Tears streamed down Zhang Jun's face as she asked in a low voice, "Chen Sanbao, why are you hitting me again? What did I do wrong?"

Looking at her pitiful appearance, Zhao felt angry.

"What did you do? You're pretending! Keep pretending! Sanbao, can't you control your wife?"

If she can't control him, she'll have to take action.

Zhang Junniang still looked pitiful and innocent: "Just now I went to the kitchen to add fuel to the fire and saw a piece of ash fall from the roof and land in the pot."

"Mother, you don't think I did it, do you?"

“You…” Zhao was furious. “Pretend, pretend, I’ll show you what pretending is.”

As he was about to hit Zhang Junniang, Ma Gan and Ma Yong grabbed her arms at the same time.

"Grandma, women shouldn't hit other women."

"No matter if you're a man or a woman, even if the King of Heaven himself comes, he can't hit my mother."

Zhang Junniang touched her chest with a satisfied expression; she was so gratified to have such a son.

She raised an eyebrow at Zhao and said, "Mother, haven't you noticed anything unusual?"

"What?" Zhao asked, frowning.

"Smell it, the air is full of the smell of feces and urine."

Zhang Junniang smiled smugly, while the Chen family members all had dark faces as if they wanted to devour someone.

Zhao also smelled the strange odor, but she assumed it was because the latrine in the backyard hadn't been cleaned.

When everyone looked down, they found that their bowls were filled with an unidentified yellow liquid.

“This is…” Chen Dagang lowered his head and sniffed, the stench of urine hitting him like a ton of bricks.

I almost sent him away.

He looked at Zhang Junniang in disbelief, "Are you crazy?"

Zhao was so angry that her hands were trembling. "You wretched child! How could our Chen family have married such a wretched child?"

"What a tragedy! You've ruined all this perfectly good food!"

Chen Sanbao gripped his belt tightly and said, "Zhang Junniang, I'm going to beat you to death today."

Zhang Junniang clasped her hands and said, "The food in this pot and bowl is all grain I brought back from my parents' home. I can waste my grain however I want, it's none of your business."

Besides, I don't think this is wasteful at all. It would be wasteful to let you eat and drink your fill.

"What...what do you mean?" Chen Bingxiao's hands started to itch, and he felt an urge to hit someone.

Facing the provocation of the entire Chen family, Zhang Junniang was not intimidated at all, and said coldly, "What do you mean? You eat my food and still want to hit me? No way!"

She then looked at Zhao and said, "Mother, if you're not satisfied, just let Chen Sanbao divorce me. He'll listen to whatever you say anyway."

(End of this chapter)