Chapter 94 Jin Dynasty
Back in the original world, Mo Qianxun told Zhao Jianguo about the magic wand, and Zhao Jianguo immediately became excited.
"Ten servings of spicy hot pot?"
"Ten servings, please!"
"Okay, when the time comes, have Xiao Xu add everything he can, just ten servings of mala tang, arrange it."
"Yes!"
The two chatted for a while about the magical world before going downstairs together.
Several people were already standing in front of the roundabout, and unsurprisingly, it was the two old history professors who were leading the way and guarding that spot.
"Chihiro, is it okay now?" An old professor rubbed his hands together. Was the moment to witness a miracle finally about to arrive?
"Yes, that's 50 orders already."
Another elderly professor quickly glanced at his student, who, understanding his teacher's signal, pulled a...jade cup from his pocket?
"Quick, Chihiro, touch it. This is a jade cup used exclusively by nobles of the Qin Dynasty. Touch it, absorb the aura of the Qin Dynasty, and you can conquer Qin in one fell swoop."
Professor Zhao, who spoke first, looked at Professor Li in disbelief: "Old Zhao, I didn't expect you to be so insidious. If you're going to touch something, you should touch the Shang Dynasty's bronze vessel. Try to make sure the first world is the Shang Dynasty so you can collect Xia Dynasty documents for us."
"What's there to be afraid of? The Xia Dynasty is on this, and it will eventually turn to it. The Qin Dynasty is what everyone hopes for, and Prince Fusu is the white moonlight in the hearts of so many people." Professor Li chuckled twice and quickly handed the jade cup to Mo Qianxun.
Mo Qianxun glanced at Professor Li with a hint of helplessness, resignedly accepted the jade cup, and sighed as she looked at it in her hand: "Professor Li, Professor Zhao, this depends on luck, I..."
"Don't talk, have you touched it enough? Hurry up and go spin!" Professor Li didn't want to hear Mo Qianxun pour cold water on him at all. He took the jade cup and pushed her to the spinning wheel.
"Quick!" Seeing that the old professor was even more excited than himself, Mo Qianxun didn't hesitate any longer. He rubbed his hands together, placed them on the turntable, and with a push, the turntable instantly began to spin rapidly.
"Qin, Qin, Qin".
"Summer, summer, summer."
The two professors seemed to be playing dice, comparing their scores.
Mo Qianxun, on the other hand, had an attitude of "I don't care who it is, I'm fine with it."
The spinning wheel slowly came to a stop, and its pointer clearly pointed to the two large characters "Jin Dynasty".
Everyone present was stunned. When they saw those two words, their faces first showed surprise, and then full of disgust.
Anyone who has studied history knows that the Jin Dynasty was absolutely the worst dynasty in history. The War of the Eight Princes, the Five Barbarian Invasions, and so on, are all things that make people grit their teeth.
"Can we do it again?" Professor Li's face was rather grim.
Why specifically the Jin Dynasty? He would have accepted it even if it were the late Song Dynasty.
[Sorry, it was all destined. There are no second chances. Besides, isn't this the best time for you to change history?]
Mo Qianxun could only chuckle twice: "In the Qin Dynasty, I could try to save Qin Shi Huang, save Fusu, and kill Huhai and Zhao Gao. In the Han Dynasty, I could save Huo Qubing and Liu Ju, and kill Jiang Chong. Even in special times, I could contribute my meager strength to the country. That was all because there was still hope. But in the Jin Dynasty... I only saw despair."
"This is a difficult situation. It's an era where the rich feast while the poor freeze to death on the streets. Tsk." Zhao Jianguo sighed.
The two old professors sighed, "There's nothing we can do. Next time, I'll have to find something better to bring some good luck. How could we draw such an unlucky dynasty?" On the way back, 008 was still a little puzzled. [Host, they're both ancient dynasties, so why do you dislike the Jin Dynasty so much?]
"Although the gap between the rich and the poor has always existed, the Jin Dynasty is the only one that amplified it countless times. It was truly an era where the rich were rolling in money and the poor were bleeding. Moreover, at that time, there were internal and external troubles. Do you know what the term 'two-legged sheep' that appeared during the Five Barbarian Invasions referred to?"
008 paused for two seconds, then silently crawled back inside, ready to surf the internet and search for information about the Jin Dynasty.
When Chen Min and the others learned that Mo Qianxun had actually drawn the Jin Dynasty, they all sighed in disappointment.
"We need to prepare more weapons. In case we encounter the chaos of the Five Barbarian Invasions, we won't be afraid of getting hurt if we have weapons on us," Chen Min said, pulling Mo Qianxun towards the weapons warehouse.
"I think protection is the most important thing. Wear a bulletproof vest; it can stop bullets, let alone a hidden arrow." Lu Tao felt that protection was more important.
“I think the most important thing is your own skills. Women had a very low status in that dynasty. If you’re not good enough, you should dress up as a man. It’s safer to have an extra layer of disguise when you’re out and about.” Ling Feng looked Mo Qianxun up and down. “Changing into men’s clothing should be enough.”
Mo Qianxun: ...ψ(`)ψ You dare say it again.
Chen Min looked her up and down: ...Hmm, just wrapping it around a little will be fine.
Mo Qianxun: ...Instructor Chen, you...
Lu Tao pretended not to hear, looked to the side, and scratched his face with his fingers. "What? What did you guys just say? I didn't hear you."
Mo Qianxun looked down and realized that she wasn't as flat as they said. It was all nonsense.
“I think dressing up as a man is feasible. Of course, I’m not talking about your… flat chest. It’s mainly because men are safer in that dynasty, well… although it’s not exactly safe.” Lu Tao scratched his head.
As is well known, the Jin Dynasty was quite fond of male homosexuality. In that dynasty, it was perfectly acceptable for people to have homosexual tendencies openly, as long as they weren't afraid of being criticized behind their backs.
"But it's still better than the women of that time."
Mo Qianxun knew this too, and she didn't intend to refute it: "I know what you mean, but let's see what the task over there is first!"
Mo Qianxun took out her phone and called 008 several times before 008 appeared, looking somewhat dazed.
"008, what's wrong? You seem a bit off." Looking at the dazed 008, Mo Qianxun was a little worried.
008 looked up at Mo Qianxun, her big eyes instantly filling with tears. [Host, I'm so sorry. I didn't know the Jin Dynasty was like that. I'm so sorry, host...]
008's crying was normal at first, but when she tried to comfort it, its cry of "Host!" sent her to her death.
"Stop it! Your host isn't dead yet, why are you wailing like that? Where did you learn all this nonsense? Forget about it right now!" Mo Qianxun was very angry.
The crying sound 008 just now was clearly the sound of family members wailing at a funeral.
008's tears stopped instantly. Oh no, the host seems even angrier. But didn't the internet say that crying would make the host calm down? Why is he even angrier? He was lying to me after all. Humph, I'll hack their website.
A website: ...This is an unexpected disaster for me. Who knew you would cry like this?
(End of this chapter)
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