A ghost storyteller can lose his life but cannot lose his job

Chapter 67 What If… An Adult Hot Glue Gun?

Daming Lake is an artificial lake located on the east side of Zhuanghang Town. It connects two rivers and two ditches. In the past, it served as a park scenic spot within the town, but now it is a cradle for aquatic ghost stories.

Early in the morning of that day, two jeeps drove to the vicinity of Daming Lake. Judging from the distribution of aquatic life in the lake, it was very likely that some kind of giant monster creature existed here.

Then the captain checked the connection between Daming Lake and several other water areas in advance and deployed mines at several checkpoints. Their group came in a hurry and there was definitely no way they could cut off the flow of Daming Lake from other water areas. They could not trap the Toad Spirit to death in Daming Lake, so they could only use mines to alert them of their whereabouts.

Since the target this time is a giant monster-related ghost story, Zhong Xie also saw the professional level of the special forces team.

When hunting this kind of strange story without too many surprises, the special forces were very reliable. Through their deployment, they quickly locked onto the position of the Toad Spirit in Daming Lake, attracted its attention through directional blasting, and led the Toad Spirit to the park lawn for a fight.

The Toad Spirit is originally an amphibian and is not afraid of anything on land. It will come ashore as soon as it is provoked. It enters its complete form in a short time and fearlessly faces the siege of the special forces team and Zhong Xie and the other two.

Judging by the level, the Toad Spirit is about level 65 when it releases its full form, which is not a too difficult level. After all, the captain's Scissors Head has a combat power of more than level , plus a fair siege, and Kuster's three consecutive attacks, he can deal high damage head-on.

"Cuckoo, quack, quack!"

Just after Kuster appeared in the form of a giant rat group and launched an attack, the toad spirit became furious when he saw Kuster, and then kept making noises, moving his cheeks to spray Kuster.

The damage of that state was not very high, it was mainly for venting anger. As for Kuster, he was timid and asked Zhong Xie to put him back into the tip of the tail for the first time.

"I have completed my three-hit combo. There is nothing for me to do now. Take me back first and leave the rest to them. Then let me out and use [Kill] to finish them off." Kuster spoke righteously, looking awe-inspiring.

"It's okay, just listen to her scolding you for a while." Zhong Xie waved his hand to indicate that it was okay.

Kuster's eyes widened, and he couldn't help but shudder. He turned back to look at Zhong Xie and asked in his heart: "How do you know she is scolding me? Can you understand what this weird talk is saying?"

Zhong Xie shrugged, realizing that he had guessed correctly, and continued, "This guy knows you. Not only did you abandon Wangcheng and run away, but now you are bringing the human imperial army to kill her. How can I not scold you?"

He chuckled: "If you can't even face her, how are you going to face Miss Black Goat?"

Kuster was speechless for a moment. He couldn't understand why Zhong Xie, a human being, could understand the language of ghost stories so well. According to the rules of the Black Goat, what Zhong Xie should have heard was the chaotic croaking of frogs.

It was not until he arrived near Daming Lake that he discovered that Toad Spirit was an acquaintance of some size. Miss Black Goat had invited Miss Toad to her banquets before, and Miss Toad was single at that time. He did not expect that she was still single now.

It is true that it is difficult for older men to find a partner.

During the banquet, he, the husband of Miss Black Goat, was undoubtedly the focus of the whole audience. However, since he had been hiding at home for a long time and not caring about worldly affairs, he seemed a bit incompetent compared with the heroic deeds of other strange creatures, and the whole lizard seemed even more cramped.

If I remember correctly, when some malicious ghost stories deliberately asked why Kuster stayed in the manor all day instead of helping Miss Black Goat manage Wangcheng, why he was idle every day and didn't look like Miss Black Goat's husband, he could only whisper to defend himself -

"How can studying human affairs be considered as idleness?" "Do you know how to cultivate human ghost stories?" "Idle? Not idle."...

The whole back garden is filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

At this time, only Miss Toad jumped out and said a few words to help him -

"Flexible employment is also employment", "staying at home does not necessarily mean not doing your job properly", "I think Mr. Kuster is very good, considerate, gentle and polite, and Miss Black Goat is obviously very good at choosing a husband"...

Every word and action is still vivid in his mind, but now things and people have changed. It is no longer the time when Miss Black Goat hosted the party, so Kuster's only response to Miss Toad is silence.

The boss just stayed there like a rat. Since he had entered a long cooling-off period, he didn't make any other movements and said nothing.

Miss Toad's tongue almost hit Kuster's big belly several times, but in the end, for some reason, it went off target and did not hit Kuster at all.

It was not until the final blow of [Behead] arrived that Kuster spoke his first words after arriving at Daming Lake. He wanted to speak in a deep tone, but unfortunately this giant body had a loud voice, which echoed through the sky for a moment.

"I'm sorry, I'm human."

Miss Toad finally fell down at the hands of her "good husband" in her eyes. She was unwilling but had nothing to say. She could only sigh that things are different now.

Kuster returned to his hamster form. He looked at the fallen Miss Toad and gently stroked the half hamster in his palm.

Mrs. Ku Xiaohua recovered well under the loving care of her father-in-law Zhong Xie. The rat poison was very effective and she recovered the next day. However, the lost limbs could not be restored, and apart from the difficulty in daily movements, there was no major problem.

Zhong Xie even felt that Kuster treated Xiaohua better after she became disabled, which made Zhong Xie suspect that Kuster was actually a deeply hidden pervert.

For example, people with a disability fetish are not only perverted but also morally corrupt, and their aesthetic taste is far less normal than his.

Kuster sighed, accepted the symbiotic bacteria entries from Miss Toad, and inoculated two types of mother bacteria at the same time, officially possessing the two black entries of [Resistance Symbiosis] and [Oxygen Production Symbiosis].

He walked forward, reached out and pulled down Miss Toad's eyelids, helping her to close her eyes and rest. He secretly decided in his heart that he would work together with Miss Toad, and he would definitely bring the other party's mushroom mother to the top of the world's ghost stories.

This is probably the fate of ghost stories. I also want to be a good person, but unfortunately this world doesn’t give me the chance.

However, Miss Toad could not close her eyes and still stared at Kuster.

Kuster: “?”

"Idiot, after the Toad dies, the eye muscles are no longer controlled by the brain nerves and lose tension, just like now they can't close their eyes." Zhong Xie pointed out Kuster's mistake, and then stepped forward to start the correct operation. He stretched out his hands and rubbed them quickly to keep his hands warm, and then began to massage the area around the eyes of Miss Toad's corpse to help relax her eye muscles.

After a while, Miss Toad finally closed her eyes peacefully. Kuster rarely gave Zhong Xie a thumbs up to show his conviction.

As for the special forces around them, they were already used to it. No matter what strange actions Zhong Xie and Kuster took, it would be difficult to attract their attention.

They also made new discoveries in the lake. For example, they found a handsome man in a white wedding dress in a huge river clam. He was sleeping peacefully with an innocent look, as if he knew nothing about the world.

Zhong Xie had an idea. This was probably the guy who had been sending out distress signals repeatedly in the circle of friends. The last time he checked the circle of friends, he saw a signal saying that the Toad Spirit wanted to marry him.

Since the clams were in the middle of the lake, the special forces team spent some effort to take them out. When opening the clams, Baby Face sneaked up on Zhong Xie, turned his back to Zhong Xie, and released Jiu Yao Di.

"Hurry, hurry, take a photo. This guy in the river clam is very famous. This time, the circle of friends he posts will definitely get a lot of likes!" Jiu Yaodi said excitedly. He showed up this time just to post a circle of friends that would get a lot of likes.

Well, Zhong Xie could understand Jiuyaodi’s thoughts. After all, he was also a guy who would do anything for fun.

Zhong Xie posed for a photo with him. The background was the moment when several special forces members were opening a clam. The wedding dress of the young man with the river clam was clearly visible. At the same time, the body of Miss Toad with her eyes closed was also captured.

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8.29, Thursday. Meet Brother Jiu at Daming Lake, the scenery is great, kill giant monsters and weird stories. Capture the clam girl who is getting married. @哥九@250弟

Zhong Xie was already immune to Jiuyaodi's writing style. He was curious about the identity of the young man with the clam: "Is that guy the 250th brother?"

But Jiuyaodi didn't have time to answer. He sent a message to his friends and disappeared quickly, saying, "I'll talk to you next time. I'm leaving now. I don't want to appear in front of the special forces."

The baby-faced man opened his confused eyes. He looked at Zhong Xie, then at the special forces in the distance, and asked mysteriously, "What did my master tell you? Are you guys plotting something big?"

It was difficult for Zhong Xie to tell this innocent child that his master just wanted to post a circle of friends, so he nodded and said, "We are discussing the matter of Rat Town. I can sense that Rat Town is surging. It will be the place where the next peerless genius will be born."

The baby-faced boy was shocked and looked up to Zhong Xie even more.

This guide is indeed an expert. His low level of ghost story is probably just a way of hiding his incompetence. He must be someone who is going to do great things.

After hunting Miss Toad, because her level was higher than anyone present, the experience points given were also very generous, helping Kuster reach level 20.

Even though Kuster was just slacking off in the previous ghost story events, when he really upgraded it was like he was taking a highway.

Normally, the upgrade of the giant attribute will be slower than that of other attributes, but Kuster is different.

Strictly speaking, Kuster is a "reborn person", and the upgrade speed of a reborn person is definitely unimaginable for ordinary people.

If Kuster could be trapped in the first twenty or thirty levels, he wouldn't deserve to be called the "Second Weird Story".

On the other side, Lin Youlan also successfully climbed the stairs. The scarlet color on the skull-crushing hammer became more obvious, and there was always a blood cloud vaguely covering it, providing defense for Lin Youlan's body.

The second thing is the iron wire on the head of the skull-crushing hammer. He doesn’t know if it’s Zhong Xie’s illusion, but he feels that the iron wire is more flexible, as if Lin Youlan specifically focused on upgrading these iron wires.

He secretly tested Sister Chui, and Sister Chui was very honest and told Zhong Xie the truth directly.

There is a growth item on her hammer, which accumulates experience and upgrades by killing giants, and the quality will be permanently fixed after the first level is reached.

After hunting Miss Toad this time, her entry was fully upgraded to gold quality, and she no longer had to suppress the level.

However, the giants still need to be hunted. Lin Youlan did not say this explicitly, but Zhong Xie guessed that the hammer could absorb some power from the successfully hunted giants, because after Miss Toad died, he noticed flashes of blood on the skull-crushing hammer.

Don't mention it, there are really hidden dragons and crouching tigers around me. Sister Hammer secretly saved up a golden entry, and Shen Junyi is even more so. He can cause obvious damage to a giant over level 60 at level 30. His ghost story entry configuration must be extremely luxurious.

After returning to Haicheng, you can help Hot Glue Gun learn more entries suitable for guns. Kuster's basic combat power has been cultivated. Next, you just need to improve the normal level and wait for the opportunity to improve the [Big Body] level.

Zhong Xie still had high expectations for the hot glue gun, because after Lin Youlan successfully climbed the stairs, the name of her skull-crushing hammer was upgraded, which inevitably gave Zhong Xie beautiful fantasies.

He seemed to understand why hot glue guns always lacked power and consumed a lot of energy.

Because this is a children's hot glue gun!

You have to climb the stairs hard and let it grow into an adult hot glue gun!

Wait until an adult hot glue gun can unleash the full strength of Zhong Xie's bodily functions, right?

After completing the hunting, the trip to Wangcheng also arrived at the last attraction. The rest of the people had no objection to Zhong Xie's proposal, and after lunch they drove to the underground nest of the female beast he mentioned.

"She-beast! She-beast! She-beast!"

Zhong Xie stuck his head out of the sunroof of the jeep, waving and shouting continuously to express his excitement of returning home with a full load.

　Our Kubao has a lot of romantic debts, and Yasasi is the most loved by the big sister~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)