A ghost storyteller can lose his life but cannot lose his job

Chapter 47 What does Daddy want? Go and kill your mother.

The whole body is light blue, with clever and exquisite rounded corner design. It has a cute appearance and is not harmful to the hands. It perfectly meets the safety certification, and even young children can easily apply glue.

Zhong Xie looked at the cute children's hot glue gun in his hand with a somewhat weird expression.

To be honest, when he threw the blank gun into the prototype of the ghost story for fusion, he definitely wanted to have a sniper rifle like Sister Shui's.

He cultivates ghost stories mainly for the purpose of "fun", but what man can resist a slender and sexy sniper rifle?

Then I gave him this children's hot glue gun.

The empty gun and the essence of humanity are both indispensable and complement each other, eventually combining to form this heaven-defying weapon.

The levels of the two entries are quite high, [Glue] is a silver entry, and [Burning Hell] is a black entry, which is enough to show that this ghost story egg is worthy of silver quality.

The ability is also quite amazing. [Gluing] is the normal attack method of the hot glue gun, and its effect is to make the target give birth to offspring.

Well, literally.

Unlike normal pregnancy and childbirth, the effect of a hot glue gun is that it eliminates the tedious pregnancy period and goes directly to the delivery stage.

According to the analysis of the blue post of the ghost story information, this kind of delivery has no physiological process and is a purely ghost story delivery. It will cause the target's abdomen to continue to grow larger within one minute until the fruit is ripe. The mother's body will emit holy white light and finally separate the offspring.

After the offspring is born, it will appear in a baby form and will only exist for a short five minutes. At the same time, his/her baby appearance will be generated according to the physical appearance and mental state of the father and mother, and will randomly inherit one entry from the father and mother (if there is no entry, it will not be inherited).

Finally, offspring are divided into different genders in a 1:1 ratio, with males being closer to their mothers and females being closer to their fathers.

Finally, the mother and the father will also be affected accordingly in this process similar to "simulated delivery", such as changes in hormone levels, and the mother will experience a period of weakness and so on.

It can be said to be a satisfying birth that perfectly fits the stereotype.

And this is what the children's hot glue gun in Zhong Xie's hand can do at this moment.

"Is your new weird story a gun? It's small and cute."

Jiu Yaodi looked at the blue gun in Zhong Xie's hand and marveled. At this time, the corpse bomb was still feeding the big white ball, so the situation was not out of control yet.

Although it was painful to cut off the flesh while crying, what else could we do?

After all, the person who needs it now is your benefactor, so there is naturally no problem in giving up some food for the benefactor.

Yes! Love!
"Hehe." Zhong Xie smiled with a forced smile. He was still studying the children's style sexy beauty in his hand.

To be fair it's quite interesting, hehe.

Jiuyaodi took out the WeChat Moments business card and held it up in the air at a 45-degree angle, with corpses exploding and a large white ball eating arms in the background. He then said to Zhongxie, "Come on, hold up your gun and smile."

"Hehe." Zhong Xie always loved to laugh, so he raised his gun and laughed, then asked curiously, "What are you doing?"

"Post it on WeChat Moments." Jiuyaodi answered as a matter of course. He lightly pressed the left and right sides of the business card with his hand to make it slightly bend, forming a "concave screen" so that the photo would have a slimmer face effect.

"Bingling——"

After a slight flash, Jiuyaodi took back his business card, typed quickly on it, and finally raised two fingers and slid lightly upwards from the bottom of the business card.

"call out--"

After a fainter sound, this circle of friends message was sent out.

Zhong Xie’s eyes widened. He had never thought that such a small card could have so many functions.

Also, normal mobile phones cannot be used in Wangcheng, there is no signal at all. A communicator must have a strong signal source to send messages. How can your little card easily connect to the "internet"?

Weird technology, shocking!
So he quickly took out his business card and scanned it, wanting to see what was said in the circle of friends.

The picture gradually appeared on the business card, which was exactly the same as the one Jiuyaodi had just taken. In the center was Jiuyaodi with his arm around Zhong Xie's shoulders, with a particularly bright smile on the face behind him. In the background was a white ball devouring the food and the cat girl exploding her corpse with an embarrassed look on her face.

Copywriter:

8.27, Tuesday. Go to Hexagon Nest with Brother Jiu, the most chaotic place in time and space, in Wangcheng. Capture the powerful ghost egg.

Zhong Xie blinked, feeling that the format of this WeChat Moments post was somewhat familiar, like a certain two-character novel he had read, but fortunately there was no sentence following it like "Ninth Brother is the best", so he could still hold it together.

But it is hard to say what will happen in the future. After all, even if this strange story is completed, the special forces will not return to Haicheng to report for a while.

Wangcheng is a new city with plenty of copies.

However, what made Zhong Xie even more curious was that after this circle of friends was posted, several comments immediately appeared below.

"Don't mention it, Brother Jiu is quite handsome and has a good figure. If you have anything to do, come to Hangzhou and contact me, little brother."

"What are those two doing in the back?"

"Wangcheng? Save me, Ninth Brother Jiuyao, save me, save me, Benboerba wants to marry me now!"

"Didn't Sister Shui tell me not to go out recently? They are cracking down on illegal and criminal organizations on the Internet, such as QQ Space and so on."

"Hush, be careful with your words, be careful with your words."

No one said there was something wrong with "Tuesday"?

This means that the people in the circle of friends saw this content on Tuesday. Does this business card have the ability to ignore the transmission of information in time and space?
So terrifying.

Zhong Xie looked at the high-definition photo on the business card and asked again, "Why didn't I see anyone posting photos the last few times? Is this a new feature?"

Jiuyaodi shook his head: "No, you need a small speaker to speak, and a big speaker to post to Moments. The small speaker is free, but the big speaker needs to be exchanged for likes. You can't just post to Moments casually, you have to have a hot topic to attract others to like it."

He shook the card in his hand and said, "Look, many people know that Sister Nine has become Brother Nine, but they didn't know that Brother Nine is so handsome. Of course, you will earn a lot of likes."

Uh, okay.

Only loudspeakers can send Moments with pictures, which is very consistent with the characteristics of Penguin software.

After doing all this, Jiuyaodi looked at Zhong Xie expectantly, pointing at the big white ball: "Give it a try? I can't do anything to the ball now, I wonder if your gun can do it." To be honest, the protection measures taken by the Hexagonal Nest Ghost Talkers for the prototype of the ghost story are very good.

The prototype is hidden deep underground below the hexagonal nest. The tunnel environment is extremely complex and difficult to find. There is also such a big white ball as a cover.

Apart from the other abilities of the white ball, the solid surface of the spherical body that emits strange power is very difficult to deal with. In addition, it is very fast and slippery, so even if it encounters danger, it can quickly drill into the tunnel and escape, leaving no chance of capture.

However, who would have thought that this thing was so greedy that it just liked the smell of oil on the corpse and didn't even know that the "pearl" in the clam's belly had been taken away by Zhong Xie.

“Let’s give it a try.” Zhong Xie snorted, raised the children’s hot glue gun in his hand, and pointed the muzzle at the big white ball in the distance.

"Piu——"

After simply charging the energy, Zhong Xie performed a basic attack, but as soon as he pulled the trigger, he felt that the hot glue gun lacked power, so he hurriedly took two steps forward and enhanced the simple basic attack into a walking attack, which made the bullet from the gun fall on the surface of the big white ball.

"This gun is useless. Its range is so short?" Zhong Xie shook the hot glue gun in his hand, a little bit unbelievable.

No, it’s okay that he’s a widower with poor endurance, but why is the range of the hot glue gun so poor?

Do you have the same disease?
I really need to get you some medicine.

However, before he could complain, Zhong Xie's expression suddenly became stern and he looked at the ball seriously.

Just after the hot glue gun finished firing, he seemed to have an epiphany.

The mysteries of the universe gradually become clear in my mind, and philosophical speculations collide in the depths of my soul.

He is detached.

He was enlightened.

Now his heart is extremely calm and he has achieved a great harmony in life.

That’s right, sage mode.

After firing the gun, he actually entered the sage mode passively, and felt that his intelligence level and concentration had improved significantly.

There are no other side effects except a slight sense of world-weariness.

Well, just average, boring.

I see. This is what the entry in the strange story means when it says "the father and mother will be affected accordingly."

Secondly, the bullets of the hot glue gun seemed to come from himself, and were shot with energy condensed from his spirit. Now looking at the white ball, it had already absorbed the genetic energy from Zhong Xie.

It seems that this hot glue gun cannot be used too often, it is very harmful to the body.

Although Zhong Xie's physical fitness is at the limit of human beings, his spirit in this aspect has not reached the level of the world record, and it is definitely not as turbulent as in action movies.

Excessive use will cause kidney deficiency. It seems that I will have to eat Shenbao tablets as candy in the future.

Damn it, I always said Kuster was weak, but I didn’t expect that I would also face the dilemma of replenishing my body.

Zhong Xie sighed and decided that it would be better to lend the hot glue gun to Kuster in the future.

Yes, Kuster, as a weird creature, is also able to use a child's hot glue gun, which is also the way the genetic entry works.

As a strange story teller, sometimes he is more like a puzzle master.

Ghost stories are like the puzzle pieces in your hands. When systematic ghost stories are combined together, they will unleash a more powerful force.

Perhaps it would be better to give this gun to Rat. From now on, Kuster will no longer be a simple widower, but a widower version of Rat Agent, codenamed "Dusk".

Zhong Xie still remembers the guy with the strange "big rudder" mentioned in the booklet. The subsequent strange stories were "keel" and "ghost ship". The final form was a Titan-class ship, which was even larger than a heavy aircraft carrier, with a displacement of a terrifying hundreds of thousands of tons.

His code name is "Captain". He guards the waters of the Eastern Theater all year round and holds an outstanding position in the theater.

In fact, before this, Zhong Xie had also thought about what his own system of ghost stories was. When he saw a widower, he would naturally think of widows, widowers, and the elderly. But if he thought about it carefully, he found that the abilities of these ghost stories were repetitive and conflicting, and their expressiveness was weak and boring.

It sounds cool, but aren’t a dead wife and a dead husband the same thing?

Custer is not picky.

Just as he was daydreaming, the big white ball changed. In a short period of time, it turned from a white ball into a big white gourd. In an even shorter period of time, the small ball on the gourd matured and fell off naturally from the mother body.

The ball evolved into a human form, but with a white gourd on its head, making it look like some kind of ghost version of the Calabash Brothers.

"Daddy!"

The white gourd baby screamed, pulling Zhong Xie's mind back to reality. She knelt on one knee and clasped her hands together: "Daddy, what do you want me to do? Hurry up!"

Wow, it’s a girl, and she’s close to her father, that’s a good thing.

Zhong Xie was delighted and gave an order: "Go, kill your mother."

"Yes, Daddy!" White Gourd Baby did as he was told without hesitation and dived into the body of the white ball with a diving posture. Perhaps because they came from the same source, the surface of the white ball was nothing to her.

"Tear!"

After a crisp sound, Bai Huluwa tore his own mother apart from the inside, then knelt on one knee again and clasped his fists in front of Zhong Xie: "Daddy, what else do you want?!"

There was a smile on her simple and kind face, but her white gourd-shaped head was nearly half stained with blood, and her body was also stained with sticky scarlet blood in many places. She even had intestines hanging on her shoulders. She looked horrifying.

In the background, the corpse-exploding ghost sneaked up to the shattered body of Baiqiu, and seeing that no one was paying attention to him, he secretly put the pieces of Baiqiu's flesh into his chest, fried them simply, and then stored them.

Sure enough, following Zhong Xie would provide an endless supply of meat to eat.

Kindness!

It’s not over yet!
　There is another chapter coming up later, maybe around 6 o'clock? No rush, I'll revise it later

　　
　
(End of this chapter)