A ghost storyteller can lose his life but cannot lose his job

Chapter 34 Shushu goes home to visit his relatives!
"Hello, newlyweds. Please show us your marriage proof, which is your household registration booklet." The marriage registrar smiled and looked at the man and woman in front of him, while reaching into the cabinet to prepare the "Declaration for Application for Marriage Registration."

As a marriage registrar, she witnesses countless happy beginnings here every day. Although she doesn’t know what will happen in the future, the joy at this moment is always real, which is why she enjoys this job.

She knew the following procedures clearly. After confirming the documents, she asked both parties about their willingness to get married, and then handed two declarations to the handsome man and beautiful woman in front of her, and then did this and that...

"I'm not the one getting married."

At this moment, the woman suddenly spoke, she stood up from her seat and moved aside.

So the registrar looked blankly at the man on the other side. This situation was a little beyond her expectations.

"Excuse me, can I get a monthly pass here?"

Zhong Xie asked sincerely.

"Monthly card? What monthly card?" The registrar was confused by the man's question, thinking it was some jargon between lovers, so he looked to the woman on the other side for help.

Lin Youlan blinked, looked at Zhong Xie and then at the registrar, and then asked, "Is the monthly card a hidden service?"

Zhong Xie explained: "A monthly card is a monthly card. For example, after charging, you can get 30 marriage certificates immediately. Then you can get a marriage certificate every day after signing in. Don't you think this service is very cooooool?"

Registrar: “???”

Zhong Xie continued to ask: "If you don't have a monthly card, do you have membership? Members can enjoy online wedding services, and you can register successfully with just one phone call. By the way, what about the battle pass? How many times do you have to get married in a season to get extra rewards?"

Registrar: “…”

Hearing Zhong Xie's words that he treated marriage as a joke, she also became a little angry. She frowned and said, "Sir, please don't treat marriage as a joke. If you have no intention of getting married, please don't disturb the normal work of the Civil Affairs Bureau. There are people behind you who are looking forward to entering a happy marriage palace."

When Zhong Xie looked back, he saw that there was no one queuing behind him.

So he gave the registrar some advice: "Game manufacturers all know that when turnover is low, they should launch some activities to stimulate consumption. Why can't you adapt?"

"For example, we will have a pre-heating event. Next Year of the Tiger, we will launch the zodiac sign of 'cat'. All babies born in that year will be cute cat babies. Next Year of the Dog, you can choose the dog breed by yourself. You can customize your 'Samoyed' baby, 'Husky' baby, 'Silhouette' baby, 'Dog' baby, etc. The household registration book will have a breed stamp. Now cat and dog lovers will be very happy, right? It is definitely a good way to maintain the daily activeness (yes, it is daily activeness) of the zero-氪 party in those two years."

"For example, the monthly battle pass provides services such as flash marriage and online marriage, and awards the honorary title of 'Strongest King'. Oh, by the way, at this stage, detailed premarital examinations and 'birth check' services can be provided, and paternity tests are carried out at birth, leaving scumbags nowhere to hide! This is a benefit for micro-paying parties."

"As for the more high-end krypton players, they can also launch the 'Celebrity Check' and 'Welfare Insurance' projects, which can issue detailed certificates with one click to ensure that your partner has a clean background and is not a well-known person in the poultry circle, saying no to the green belt of marriage!"

Zhong Xie naturally made the suggestion to the registrar with sincere emotion, because if these outrageous but effective activities could be launched, then the flash marriage and online marriage he mentioned would be a piece of cake.

Custer's [Wife's Death] condition becomes easier to meet.

If this happens, the Buddha will be killed and the gods will be killed, right?
Unfortunately, it is difficult for these people in the current version to understand Zhong Xie’s genius thinking. At least the registrar in front of him has already shown symptoms of red anger.

Is this guy kidding me?
I listened to his long speech carefully, what the hell is he talking about?!
If something as important as marriage is really turned into a game-like joke, how many people will be able to maintain their sense of awe?
If Zhong Xie could hear her thoughts, he would probably add with disdain, "Or you can go out and turn left to look at the divorce registration office. The people there are quite respectful."

Seeing that the registrar was about to ask people to kick them out, Zhong Xie still invited today's wedding guests - Mr. Kuster and Ms. Xiaohua.

"You...you are...a strange story master?"

The marriage registrar looked at the more than two-meter-tall chinchilla bear Kuster in front of him and wondered if he didn't know Zhong Xie's identity.

Suddenly she felt relieved.

Oh, the ghost story teller.

That's okay, this mental state is indeed a weird story.

For a moment, the registrar showed great tolerance and asked Zhong Xie with a smile: "What service do you want to apply for?"

Because Kuster's appearance was registered as "relatively cute" in school, he could selectively release him in public in daily life without causing much panic.

"Get married. They are going to get married."

Seeing the registrar's willingness to cooperate, Zhong Xie immediately pointed to the two-meter-tall chinchilla beside him and the ten-centimeter-tall hamster Xiaohua in the chinchilla's hand and said, "Can you help me register?"

"This..." The marriage registrar immediately looked for help at Lin Youlan behind Zhong Xie, and the tone in his eyes was very simple.

Your weird talk is driving me crazy, are you really going to stop doing anything about it?

Lin Youlan looked at Zhong Xie and then at the golden bear. The program in her mind ran in a rigorous manner and she finally came to a conclusion.

The marriage is related to Kuster, who is a strange creature, so this matter is a strange matter.

The contract states that all matters concerning ghost stories must be handled by Zhong Xie.

So Lin Youlan turned around silently under the gaze of the registrar, looking like a transparent person.

I have no opinion.

"Can you do it? Can you do it?"

Zhong Xie began to repeat himself that it would be much easier if Kuster could register for marriage now.

Unfortunately not.

Rules are rules, and a registrar certainly can't do such things, otherwise she will be laid off.

Zhong Xie is indeed a ghost story teller, but he seems to be emotionally stable, and the registrar is not afraid to the point of blindly following his orders.

Zhong Xie shrugged without saying anything else, and took the two marriage application declaration forms that the registrar had just drawn.

He hadn't thought about completing the task right now, he just wanted to come here to understand the process.

The real battlefield is at night.

The Civil Affairs Bureau is not like the Ghost Story Bureau. The security force is almost non-existent. There won't be much trouble if you come there again at night.

Zhong Xie took Kuster back with a smile, then bowed solemnly to the marriage registrar in front of him. Someone who could still respect love after working in the Civil Affairs Bureau deserved half a bow from him.

The registrar in front of me is a complete Romain Rolland-like hero.

As for the other half of the bow, it was Zhong Xie's apology to her.

Not an apology for being rude now, but an apology for being rude tonight.

Zhong Xie retracted Kuster to the tip of his tail, then secretly took a photo of the registrar.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry tonight.

Who makes it so that marriage registration is done on computers nowadays?

I don't have the password, so I have to ask you to help me register.

-

late at night.

Two people in night clothes sneaked into the Civil Affairs Bureau from the second floor.

In the afternoon, Zhong Xie specially broke the lock of a window before leaving, just for the purpose of using it now.

With the physical fitness of the two, they can easily sneak into the Civil Affairs Bureau building without any ghost stories.

This operation was not difficult, and Zhong Xie felt that he could do it alone, but he asked Lin Youlan. Lin Youlan spread her hands and said, "I have no objection."

So the two of them came together. It can only be said that Zhong Xie was very satisfied with Lin Youlan, the tool man, in every aspect.

Say whatever you want and do whatever you want, never ask why.

Until now she still didn't know why Zhong Xie was so obsessed with getting Kuster married, but who cares, the contract had been signed.

After going up to the second floor, Zhong Xie entered the women's restroom with the box of maggots in his hand, found a cubicle and began to modify his appearance.

The Civil Affairs Bureau building was almost empty at this time, and Zhong Xie also deliberately avoided cameras along the way, trying not to attract any attention.

The same was true for Lin Youlan on the other side. The two people wearing night clothes were agile and covered each other. There was no verbal communication, and even eye contact was not needed. They could understand each other's meaning with a simple gesture, as if they were old friends who had been working together for many years.

Ten minutes later, the transformed "Zhong Xie" walked out of the cubicle. As soon as he came out, he saw a cute golden bear over two meters tall, and he was so scared that he trembled all over.

"what--"

As soon as the registrar in Zhong Xie's version screamed, Lin Youlan stepped forward and covered her mouth, then slowly shook her head and made a "hush" gesture.

"This is a dream. You need to complete my task before you can wake up. It's a very simple task. Now follow me." Lin Youlan mechanically recited the lines given to her by Zhong Xie, and then led the registrar to the workstation, followed by the sneaky boss Kuster.

The registrar followed Lin Youlan in a daze. She clearly remembered that she had gone to bed at home, but for some reason she was back to her workplace when she woke up.

For office workers, this is undoubtedly the most terrifying thing.

But fortunately, this was just a dream. She hoped very much that it was just a dream and she would wake up after completing the task.

The registrar came to her workstation in silence. She took the marriage application form handed over by Kuster and Xiaohua in a daze and asked both parties about their willingness to get married according to the management.

"Excuse me, Mr. Golden Bear, would you like to marry Ms. Flower beside you...in your hand?"

the registrar asked sternly.

Kuster raised his head and chest and said softly, "I do."

"Then may I ask if Ms. Xiaohua is willing to marry Mr. Jinsi Bear?"

Xiaohua stood there blankly without responding, and Kuster fumbled around in his furry body for a while, took out a nut from somewhere and shook it in front of Xiaohua.

Then Xiaohua's big round eyes immediately lit up, and she made a sound that was hard to tell whether it was "hissing" or "squeaking".

"Okay." The registrar immediately read out Ershu's statement, then printed out the processing form and marriage certificate, and finally entered the information and stamped it, completing all the work in one go.

Kuster looked at the small flower in his hand. He could feel that he had formed an extremely special connection with the small flower. It seemed as if there was a red thread connecting them, and he could easily destroy this red thread.

【Wife's death】All preparations are ready.

Xiaohua's life or death only depended on his thought, and he did not think any further. He just sighed and nodded at Lin Youlan, indicating that he had completed the task assigned by Zhong Xie.

Now Zhong Xie can be restored to his original state.

-

"Tell me, what did you do at the Civil Affairs Bureau in the middle of the night?!"

Qin Mian slammed the folder on the desk. He really didn't expect the two people in front of him could do such a thing.

I broke into the Civil Affairs Bureau in the middle of the night to register.

Even though it was not them who registered the marriage, it was far more incredible than if they had registered it. They allowed a giant monster and a hamster to register their marriage.

Right on the National Marriage Registration Management System!
If you search now, you can still find the marriage record of Mr. Golden Bear and Ms. Xiaohua!
Although it didn't cause any bad consequences, is this something a normal person would do?

It seems that personal force is superior to that of the country, which is a very sensitive topic in the current Eastern Theater. No normal and sensible person would dare to approach it.

No ghost story master from top to bottom dared to do this openly, because from beginning to end there has never been a ghost story master who truly possessed such power.

The Eastern Theater currently controls not many cities, but this does not mean that humans are weak.

After all, it has only been three or four years since the revival of ghost stories, and the human side is already very strong. It is just that under the basic principle of "slow progress", they have not started a large-scale recovery at all costs.

Priority should be given to ensuring the stable environment and living standards of existing cities, accumulating strength, and at the same time dispatching top combat forces to break through the ghost story defense line and contact other war zones.

This has been the most basic strategy for the past three years.

At least the situation in the Eastern Theater is not that bad, and it is far from a doomsday situation. On the contrary, the human side is still able to cope with it, so Kuster is a staunch "Adventist" and has been preparing for the identity of a "spiritual human" long ago.

"My ghost story has contributed to saving mankind. Now he wants to have a marriage recognized by humans. I feel that I must fulfill his wish. Besides, we have not hurt anyone, nor destroyed any people's property." Zhong Xie's words were righteous and his expression was sacred, as if he was telling a great deed.

Qin Mian was speechless for a moment, and he began to ponder Han Dong's saintly evaluation of Zhong Xie.

Who would have thought that Zhong Xie would be so caring and loving towards his Guaitan, treating him as his own son? A Guaitan with this kind of personality can often give full play to his Guaitan's strength to 120%.

If you must say it, it is actually a manifestation of the "Madonna" character.

Zhong Xie never regarded ghost stories as a tool, but treated them sincerely, which is rare in the group of ghost story makers.

So Qin Mian turned a questioning look to Lin Youlan, and the meaning in his eyes was very clear.

Zhong Xie is a survivor of a strange story and he just came back from Wangcheng. It’s okay that he’s simple, kind and virtuous, but why are you, Lin Youlan, joining in on the fun?
I don't know where to stop.

Lin Youlan spread her hands: "I have no objection."

Qin Mian: “…”

Facing these two people, he really felt at a loss for words.

All words are like talking to a cow, they have their own logic in doing things.

Fortunately, they did not cause any trouble. Qin Mian used some of his connections and begged for help to make the matter "calm and peaceful".

Even Mr. Golden Bear’s marriage record was not deleted, which is why “you can still find the marriage record if you search it now.”

Of course Zhong Xie didn't care. After this incident, he was ready to push for amendments to the marriage law once Kuster became strong enough, and all conditions that were favorable to Kuster had to be added.

It is true that perfect laws are the foundation of a country.

What is a powerful weapon of a great power? This is a powerful weapon of a great power!
"If there's nothing else, I'll go back and watch Xiaohua dance."

Zhong Xie waved his hand, indicating that he still had important things to do.

Qin Mian stopped him and threw out a message: "There is a special combat team of the military who is going to enter Wangcheng. They need a qualified guide who can guarantee the guide's safety and will also provide generous rewards. Are you interested?"

Tourist guide?

Zhong Xie's brain automatically translated "guide" into "tour guide". His rat tail swung excitedly. He didn't care much about other information. Only one thing echoed in his mind.

Shushu is going home to visit his relatives!

　Sanjiang is really difficult...Everyone, read it enthusiastically. It will be available soon. I will try my best to update it. Although it is updated once a day, it is basically around 4k5, which is not low among new books. Most new books have this amount of updates. I can't update more QAQ
　　
　
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