The legend of the Crimson Demon clan started from Suqing.
Chapter 97 Eris's chest is padded
Chapter 97 Eris's chest is padded
"I'm sorry, Miss Chris, I didn't know you were a girl. I'm so sorry!"
"It doesn't matter... I'm just like a boy anyway. Hehe, just like a boy, I might as well just be a boy..."
On the way to collect herbs, Youyou kept apologizing to Chris.
Although Chris dressed very coolly because she was a thief, her breasts were as firm as steel plates, so it was normal for people to mistake her for a boy.
Huihui, on the other hand, had a favorable impression of her and seemed to feel that she was her comrade-in-arms on the united front.
"It's okay, Chris."
Zun Zun patted her shoulder and said with a grin, "What's wrong with a flat plate? At least it can save some fabric. Besides, Chris, you are the same as the goddess Eris."
“Eh, eh!?”
When Chris heard the name, her body froze. She couldn't help but wonder if her identity had been exposed. She kept saying, "Hmm... Hmm... Really? I'm so happy... I'm the same as the goddess Eris. How are we the same?"
"Oh, Chris, haven't you heard this before?"
“…What did you say?”
"Eris's breasts are padded."
Zun Zun said word by word, with an obvious smile in his eyes.
“Woo…woo…woo!”
Chris's eyes suddenly filled with tears, and she kept beating his back with both hands, while shouting in grievance: "How dare you say that about the goddess, Zun Zun! You will be punished, you will definitely be punished! I will definitely punish you, just wait for me!"
As she spoke, she revealed her true colors again.
Mm, great!
The attack was a great success!
This is a return gift, goddess. Who told you to always push the troubles to me?
Zun Zun was in a very good mood.
The five people came to a large forest near the town.
Adventurers do not engage in production work, and generally live off the land and water. The biggest reason why the novice village Axel is so popular is because of the abundant material resources in this big forest.
From slime monsters to one-hit bears, from common herbs to rare herbs, you can find it all here.
"That being said, we must not be reckless."
Zun Zun said, "The main purpose today is to collect herbs. You must not do anything rash. Do you hear me?"
"Wait, wait! What's that look in your eyes? Do you think I'm someone who can cast explosion magic at any time?!"
"Well... Actually, I really want to play exposure in the wild, but if it's not allowed... Although it's a pity, I will still endure it."
Do these two guys know what restraint is?
Chris had recovered from her disappointment. She grinned and said, "Don't worry. Although I'm not a pure archer, I have learned both night vision and exploration skills. If anything unexpected happens, I will tell you immediately."
"I'll leave the sentry duties to you, Chris."
Zun Zun trusts her very much.
In addition to being a reliable and the only normal goddess, Chris is also widely praised among adventurers. To be honest, if it weren't for Darkness who was holding him back, Zun Zun would be very willing to accept Chris.
"Okay, let's disperse for now."
Since Chris and Darkness were on sentry duty, they did not collect herbs.
Of course, Zun Zun didn't want them to come and collect herbs.
After all, the herb needed is very similar to one called magic herb, which is a herb that emits a smell that humans cannot smell but is particularly attractive to monsters. It is very easy to confuse. (It appeared in Volume 8, and the potion that attracts insect monsters is made of it)
Time passed little by little.
Maybe because we were in the outskirts, there were no monsters coming to attack or harass us, so the work went smoothly.
No, if you think about it carefully, it is most likely the work of Chris. After all, she is the goddess of luck.
“There shouldn’t be any more in this area.”
“Do you need to go a little deeper?”
"No, these are about right."
Fortunately, the Red Demons had taught them how to collect herbs in the magic tool course, so the three of them collected a lot and were very fast.
Then they prepared to leave.
To be honest, it’s a bit surprising that there were no accidents.
The agreed time had arrived, and Chris quickly came to meet them, but after a long time, Dakness still didn't show up.
"Where's Darkness? Isn't she with you?"
"No, she went the other direction."
"How dare you leave her alone?"
"Uh……"
Chris wanted to say, "How much do you distrust her?" But when she thought of Darkness's nature, she was suddenly speechless.
But before he could go find her, Darkness came back with a flushed face.
"Hey, where have you been? Didn't I tell you not to wander around?"
"Sorry, I was just at the edge of the forest and saw a brown-haired man and a blue-haired woman on the plain. The blue-haired woman was yelling "Divine Light Fist" or something before being swallowed by a giant toad. Her embarrassing appearance covered in slime was completely exposed to the perverted sight of the man... Great!"
Darkness seemed to put herself in the situation. She blushed and twisted her body, imagining herself being treated like a J.
Brown-haired male, blue-haired female, giant toad?
Could it be...
"Giant, giant toad?"
Chris twitched her lips and said, "Although the giant toad is the weakest monster, it has physical resistance. It would be difficult to defeat it if it is not fully armed. It must have been a moment of carelessness..."
"No, that's not the case!"
Darkness interrupted her and shouted excitedly, “That man must have done this on purpose! That’s right, he wanted to see the girl wet all over, wanted to see her cry for it… What kind of special trick is this? That man must be a complete scumbag!”
How should I put it, although Darkness has various problems, she is quite good at judging people. Sato Kazuma is undoubtedly a scumbag.
Huh?
Zun Zun's head suddenly lit up and he said, "Then Darkness, you might as well team up with that guy. Anyway, you like men like that..."
"What did you say!"
Darkness said very seriously: "I am now teaming up with you, Zun Zun. How can I give up halfway? This goes against the code of my Crusader Knights!"
Does this guy have this side?
"Of course, if you want me to be with that person, it's not impossible... Uh, that... Actually, you have that kind of fetish, right? "
"what?"
"It's the Minotaur's fetish!"
"?"
When I type a question mark, it’s not that I have a problem, it’s that you have a problem.
Looking at the perverted female knight who was trembling with excitement as she imagined such a future, Zun Zun felt that she was completely hopeless.
on the way back.
Zun Zun picked up the bag full of herbs, and Darkness wanted to help carry it. She was confident in her physical strength.
However, this request was rejected. After all, if a monster really appeared, her main role would be to intercept the monster in the front row and create output space for others.
He always felt uneasy until he returned to town.
At this time, the forest began to become restless, with many chaotic footsteps and rustling sounds of the trees being heard.
Yes, just like Murphy's Law.
The more you fear something, the more likely it is to happen. If nothing unexpected happens, then something unexpected will happen.
"Not good, a lot of monsters are coming this way."
Chris saw groups of monsters with her skills, and her expression was solemn. It was obvious that there were quite a lot of monsters.
"It doesn't matter! No matter how many monsters come, I can easily deal with them with my explosion magic!"
"Megumin can't use explosion magic."
"Why!?"
“After all, we don’t know what’s going on. Using explosion magic recklessly will only disrupt our formation. Huihui, you will be exhausted after using the magic, right? Then you will become a burden.”
It was Chris who answered her.
As expected of an experienced adventurer, he immediately understood the situation. Although Huihui was unwilling, she had no choice but to endure the situation.
“Let’s retreat. I don’t know why, but it’s better not to get entangled with monsters.” Zun Zun picked up the slow-moving Huihui, and Chris also pulled the unwilling Darkness, and the five of them ran quickly out of the forest.
however--
The monsters kept chasing Chris and Darkness.
“Wait, wait! Why are you chasing me?!”
Because you have cough syrup.
In fact, he didn't know why, it was as if the two of them had something particularly rare and monster-like... Wait, they were particularly attractive to monsters?
Zun Zun suddenly shouted: "Herbs! Did you two collect herbs?"
"So... I saw some herbs on my way back just now, so I just picked them up."
Darkness took out a herb from his arms. It was very similar to the herbs they collected, but it was different. Yes, it was the magic herb!
"Throw it away, you idiot! Didn't I tell you not to randomly collect herbs? You're just a perverted knight, just stand there and watch, panting!"
"W-what... Zun Zun, what do you mean? What do you mean? Are you going to play on me?!"
Darkness threw away the magic herb in her hand.
After attracting most of the monsters, Huihui immediately cast an explosive magic on the monster group, and Yunyun followed up with a water magic, instantly soaking Darkness.
“Hmm! Because I made a mistake, so you’re punishing me this way?…Great! It’s okay, it’s my fault after all! Come on, no need to show sympathy, you can be even more harsh on me!”
"No, I'm just trying to get rid of the smell on you."
"What...! Do you mean to say that my strong female scent makes you feel sick? This is the first time I've been told that... Great!"
"It's just the smell of the magic herb."
Zun Zun stepped forward and killed the monsters that were still trying to attack, and his level was also increased by one level.
An unexpected surprise?
Not only Darkness, but Chris was not spared either. After being drenched by the water, she lost her previous elegance and looked quite embarrassed.
It was really difficult for her to take care of such believers.
Although they were attacked by a group of monsters, fortunately no one was injured, so it was a safe escape. After returning, Zun Zun gave them 5 Eris as a reward.
Even though Darkness repeatedly refused, Zun Zun still forced it on her.
If you were to rate such a Crusader, Zun Zun would give it 10 points without hesitation, because you cannot ignore her hard work, so no matter how rubbish she is, the most she can be deducted is 990 points.
That’s right, a full score of 1000.
When I was in school, I was able to borrow equipment, but after graduation I had to rely on myself. Zun Zun once again realized how great the benefits and conveniences of being a student are.
First I went to Wiz's magic item shop to buy all the necessary equipment, and then I went to the stables.
...There's no way. The hotel where Zun Zun and the others are staying does not allow the making of magic items. No, it should be that all the hotels in Axel do not allow it.
The reason was that a magic prop made by a magic prop master exploded, causing the hotel that suffered the disaster to undergo reconstruction.
I heard the hotel owner vaguely say that the people who caused the explosion seemed to be from the Red Demon Clan.
Suddenly I realized who that person was.
There were no workshops or laboratories to rent in the other world, and I couldn't afford to buy a warehouse at the moment, so I had to settle for the stable.
It's much better than being in the wild.
Youyou and Huihui complained about the poor environment of the stables. It was indeed a bit too much to let such a beautiful girl come to such a place. It would be even more excessive if she lived here.
"Respected, is this kind of place okay?"
"It doesn't matter. You have to know that the first generation of Iron Man's suit was made in a cave, and the time-travel machine was also successfully developed in an abandoned warehouse. This is actually the first step for me to become a magic tool master! And don't look down on the stable, maybe the goddess lives here too."
"Haha... I don't think the goddess would live here."
"Zun Zun always says inexplicable things."
The two of them didn't get the gag at all.
Sudden--
"What a joke!"
There were some miserable howling sounds coming from next door.
"I took so much effort to defeat these two giant toads, but they only have 10,000 Eris!?"
"What are you talking about? If you are not satisfied, go back to work tomorrow..."
"It's impossible for me to work part-time. I can't work part-time in this life! I want to be an adventurer! A famous adventurer, and then make a lot of money!!!"
It's a good thing to have lofty ideals.
but……
“Shut up!”
"S-Sorry!" X2
Well, it feels really good to yell at people.
...Wait, does this conversation just now sound familiar?
But when Zun Zun wanted to listen carefully again, the two people shut their mouths and stopped talking.
damn it.
Youyou tugged at the corner of his clothes, indicating whether it was time to start.
"Well, Youyou, come and help."
"Ok."
Among his classmates, Zun Zun has the strongest talent in making magic tools, followed by You You.
Although Huihui is not bad, she is mostly an unstable bomb that can explode at any time when she is doing it, so she cannot be allowed to do it no matter what.
"Yoyo, the crucible."
"Ok."
"Youyou, herbs."
"Ok."
"Soup."
"Ah."
"put"
"Um"
The two of them communicated less and less, but their movements became faster and faster, which showed that they cooperated very well.
Huihui, who was sitting on the hay with her legs hugged, looking at the two of them, suddenly said, “That’s great… You two are flirting with each other, why don’t you just get married?”
"Huh!?"
The sudden words made Youyou's movements stiffen instantly, and she subconsciously loosened the test tube in her hand. Fortunately, Zun Zun was quick to save the potion.
“That was close! Hey, Huihui, what are you talking about all of a sudden?”
"……nothing."
She patted her butt and forced herself between the two of them.
"I'll help too. After all, I'm the second-ranked Crimson Demon. I'm sure I can easily get a high-level potion."
“Hey, Huihui! We’re not playing, don’t get in my way.”
"I want to help, too!"
Hui Hui's eyes were red as she spoke word for word. Her arrogance in not allowing others to refuse was just like her willful personality.
“Well, there’s nothing wrong with it. It would be easier if Huihui came to help.” Youyou spoke for her.
"I know, I know."
Knowing that Huihui would not listen to advice, Zun Zun raised his hands in surrender and agreed to let her join.
"Ah, but you just do a simple job. I don't want the stable to be blown up."
"What did you say!"
“Mei, Huihui, don’t be impulsive!”
The bright moonlight shone through the stable bars onto the three people. The three slender shadows became blurred and gradually blended together.
Next chapter, meet the scum and the real
(End of this chapter)
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