The legend of the Crimson Demon clan started from Suqing.

Chapter 499 We are professionals. No matter how funny it is, we will not laugh.

Although it was a pity, Zun Zun still rejected Saint Caius, not because it was bad, but because their personalities were incompatible.

It's impossible for Zunzun to keep going in and out of Saint Caius' body during the battle. That would be too cruel.

Apart from that, it is full of dirty talk.

If they were to form a team with them, Huihui and Youyou would probably be harassed, and they would also collude with Sato Kazuma and do something stupid, so they could only agree to refuse.

However, Zun Zun suggested that it could be transformed from a holy sword into a holy sword, so that it could be used without burden.

Saint Caius turned and ran without saying a word.

Reinvention is equivalent to reshaping one's personality, and even an idiot would not agree to it.

After eating and drinking, the two left the pub.

Originally, Sato Kazuma was planning to stay in the hotel on the second floor, but Zun Zun said that as the host, it was impossible for him to let the guests stay in the hotel, and forcibly took him out of the pub.

"Zun Zun is planning to...!"

"You stay at my house tonight, and Sister Tao Lao and I will go to the fortune-telling house. We haven't seen each other for a long time, and I plan to have a long talk with Sister Tao Lao all night long."

"I knew it."

Sato Kazuma, who had an inappropriate fantasy, said this in a depressed tone. It was probably impossible to realize the beautiful dream of living under the same roof with beautiful women.

Tsk, I don't care.

She is just a member of the Crimson Demon Clan. No matter how pretty she is, she is just a person with no common sense and a second-year syndrome.

Really, I don’t care!
Regardless of Sato Kazuma's inexplicable tsundere, Zun Zun didn't dare to go to Huihui's house because he was afraid of being plotted against by Aunt Weiwei...

In fact, it doesn't matter if he is really being plotted against. Sharing the same bed with Huihui is what he has always hoped for. However, if his companions know about it, he is afraid that it will become a famous scene like "Shirou's high jump". It would be too embarrassing for anyone to secretly take a peek.

I came to the fortune-telling house first, and unexpectedly saw a familiar person here.

“…………It’s a flying sword!”

"It's Yu Jian!"

After seeing Mitsurugi Hibiki, Sato Kazuma thought for a long time and thought he could remember it, but he still called the wrong name.

Poor Demon Sword Hero, his name has not been remembered by them until now.

"Oh, sorry, sorry." Sato Kazuma seemed to suddenly understand, "Long time no see, how are you? How have you been recently? We'll leave first..."

"Wait a minute! Why are you deliberately avoiding me!" Yuken Hibiki hurriedly grabbed Sato Kazuma who was about to leave.

Sato Kazuma curled his lips and said, "You and I don't have a very good relationship. Every time we meet, you always find fault with me. It's very annoying."

“…That’s true, though.”

As if unable to defend himself, Yu Jian Xiangye admitted with difficulty that he always found faults, and asked curiously, "Why are you here? The monsters in the Red Devil's Land are not something you can handle, right? ...Oh, did Zun Zun bring you here?"

It seems that I finally saw Zun Zun.

"Long time no see, Xiangye."

"H-long time no see."

He greeted her awkwardly, probably because he saw his creditor.

The skill point potions that Zun Zun had recently produced were high-end products that no one in the Axel Novice Village should be interested in, but they were inexplicably very popular. After careful inquiry, I found out that they were all bought by Yu Jian Xiangye... on credit.

"Zun Zun, are you back to the village?"

"No, Youyou is coming to participate in the trial to become the clan leader, so I came back to help."

"Youyou?...Ah, are you talking about the shy but very promising Crimson Demon girl? What a pity! If she hadn't teamed up with you, I would have really wanted to invite her. Or maybe you should just join my team with her."

Yu Jian Xiangye made the invitation decisively.

To be honest, if Sato Kazuma didn't have Aqua, the first choice teammate for Zunzun would really be Miken Hibiki - although he is a little bit chuunibun and narcissistic, he is responsible and easy to talk to, which is many times better than Sato Kazuma.

Seeing that Zun Zun was moved, Sato Kazuma immediately panicked, "By the way, don't you have teammates? They probably won't agree, right? ... Hey, where are your teammates? And what are you doing in the Crimson Devil Village?"

Take a closer look.

Yu Jian Xiangye's two followers did not come, so he must have come alone.

Sato Kazuma swallowed.

The monsters around the Crimson Devil's Village are very powerful, and ordinary adventurers really can't get in. This is enough to show how powerful Yuuki Hibiki is.

"Uh……"

Mitsurugi Hibiki looked conflicted and seemed reluctant to speak, but under the gaze of Zun Zun and Sato Kazuma, he still spoke reluctantly.

"Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say."

"…We are adventurers. We are not afraid. Please speak."

"My artifact ran away from home."

Hearing this, Zun Zun and Sato Kazuma looked at each other in awe and asked again.

"What is the artifact?"

“God, the sacred weapon is a special gift for reincarnation. You have it too, Kazuma. Don’t act confused now!”

"…If you insist on using that idiotic goddess as a bonus for reincarnation."

Sato Kazuma curled his lips.

In terms of power and functionality alone, Aqua is more powerful than ordinary artifacts, but the uncertainty of that thing has caused him a lot of trouble. If possible, he really wants to change it.

"But you said the artifact ran away from home..."

Look at the pitch-black sword on Yu Jian Xiangye's waist.

"No, not this."

Then he looked at the pitch-black armor that Mitsurugi Hibiki was wearing.

"That's not it! It's not a divine weapon, it's just an ordinary armor! ... The one on the head is just an ornament, and the cape on the back is also rubbish! A divine weapon is something that can be seen at a glance how powerful it is!" "...I see, please continue."

"You may not believe this, but it was the goddess Eris who came to me in a dream and asked me to use that artifact to save the world. It is very precious..."

Mitsurugi Hibiki felt a little proud of saying this.

indeed.

For a person to possess two divine artifacts is already an extraordinary existence.

Zun Zun has never heard of any reincarnated person having two divine artifacts in such a long time, not to mention that the second divine artifact was given by the goddess in a dream.

“But one day it left a note.”

Then Yu Jian Xiangye said with a complicated expression:
"You have always relied on the power of the magic sword, but you are not qualified to use me. As a divine weapon, I still have my own things to do. You should come and look for me during this time, and then use this time to become stronger! I will wait for you, brave hero, go and create a miracle! ... and then ran away from home!"

Zun Zun and Sato Kazuma also knew what they should do. That guy came to see the legendary Red Demon Clan, which had a lot of beautiful girls.

"Then I came to ask my elder sister, Taluo, the best fortune teller of the Crimson Demon Clan, to predict the location of my artifact. But Miss Taluo seemed to think I was talking nonsense, so she casually said: It's harassing the waitresses in the bar..."

"puff--"

Sato Kazuma couldn't help but snort, which made Mitsurugi Hibiki a little unhappy.

"……what are you laughing at?"

"I remember happy things."

"What happy thing?"

"Just now I was in the tavern and saw a man in full armor flirting with a waitress."

"puff--"

After he said that, Zun Zun also burst out, making Yu Jian Xiangye's mood even worse.

"Zun Zun, what are you laughing at again?"

"Well... I just saw a man in full armor flirting with a waitress in the tavern."

"Did you go to the same pub?"

"Yeah……"

The shoulders of Zun Zun and Sato Kazuma kept twitching.

"Hello----"

Yuuki Mitsurugi's cheeks flushed red, and he could no longer bear the ridicule.

"Uh... let's get back to the topic." Zun Zun stopped laughing and asked pretentiously: "Is the magic weapon you mentioned powerful?"

"It's not a question of whether it's powerful or not. It's a very rare creature... It looks very majestic. Its entire body is made of mountain copper that can block magic. It's worth a city. Most importantly, it always harasses my companions..."

"puff----"

Sato Kazuma was completely furious.

"You've gone too far, I've tolerated you for so long!"

"I saw a full-body armor teasing a waitress."

"You were obviously laughing at me, and you never stopped!"

It’s no wonder that Mitsurugi Hibiki would pick a fight with him when he met him. It’s really that Sato Kazuma was going too far. Even if it was very funny, you can’t laugh like that.

Zun Zun couldn't help but said, "Xiang Ye, we have been strictly trained. No matter how funny it is, we will not laugh."

Glancing at Sato Kazuma who was trying to hold back his laughter.

"...Unless I can't help it."

"How about flying your sword like this? You go to the tavern first to see if you can find Shengkai. We will also help you look for him in the Red Devil Village. We will notify you as soon as we have any news."

“…Then I’ll leave it to you.”

After Yu Jian Xiangye hurriedly ran towards the tavern, the two couldn't help but burst into laughter again.

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night.

Zun Zun slept in the same bed with his sister Tao Lao for the first time in a long time and they talked all night long.

Sister Trapped complained a little about him not coming back for a long time, but she was also pleased that he was working hard to grow up.

The brother and sister talked a lot.

Of course, most of them are stories about Zun Zun's adventures. This time, with the help of memory magic, Zun Zun's adventures are more colorful, and under the strong request of his sister, some of the things that should and should not be played have all been watched.

"Oh... Although I already guessed that Zun Zun would be popular, I didn't expect so many girls to be attracted to you. I am a little jealous."

"My sister always ranks first in my heart."

Yes, it's true.

The importance of trapping my sister is much more important than dealing with my irresponsible parents.

Hearing Zun Zun say this seriously, and Sister Taolao hugging him in her arms, he felt a little distracted.

"... Zun Zun, you have grown up."

"sorry."

“It’s okay, it’s okay. So, do you want me to help you? …Or do you want to go find Huihui and Yunyun?”

"Please, sister."

Under Zun Zun's pleading, Sister Trap smiled slightly, her red eyes were doting, but also a little charming. At the same time as he exploded, a violent explosion and vibration came from the Red Devil's Village.

(End of this chapter)