The legend of the Crimson Demon clan started from Suqing.

Chapter 481 You're Not Happy Again
“As expected of Kazuma, he actually thought of stealing women’s underwear in the town to cause a huge riot, and then got caught to evade the obligation to pay taxes... What a devil and scum.”

"Such a lot of nonsense! Compared to this, how about paying taxes? The civil servants should have gone off work by now, so they don't need to pay taxes, right?"

"It was just after 5 o'clock in the afternoon."

"awesome!"

It was already five o'clock in the afternoon when Zun Zun bailed this scum out.

It's not that the time was deliberately delayed at the request of Sato Kazuma. In fact, Zun Zun had been released on bail at the first opportunity. It's just that this guy had done so many bad things in the past that he was not released until now after listing them one by one.

Looking at Sato Kazuma who was raising his arms and shouting excitedly, Zun Zun shook his head and sighed.

Fortunately, it is a different world.

Darkness shouted indignantly, “You are so treacherous! You are such a despicable person! Can’t you think of some fair means and use all your wisdom to escape? Normally, there should be other ways, right!?”

"Isn't this a problem you guys should solve? In the final analysis, you should carefully formulate the relevant regulations, right?!"

Sato Kazuma said this with the same anger.

If he hadn't been forced to do so, he wouldn't have harassed women in public. Being accused of this really damages his reputation.

"Is there anyone who wants to kill me?" He couldn't help but sigh, "I was so arrogant when I said those words on the stage, and then I did this..."

"If that's the case, why don't you just pay your taxes instead of resorting to these despicable and sinister tactics?"

“——How can I possibly come up with that much money? Besides, whose fault do you think it is? Whose fault is it!? I spent 20 billion Eris to buy the most useless perverted female knight!”

"Um... No, you are not allowed to say I'm useless!"

But it is true. Not only is there a loss of 20 billion Eris, but there is also the money that Sato Kazuma made from his big money in the casino. To be honest, if it weren't for Zun Zun's help in making so much money, he wouldn't have to evade taxes.

“…Me? That really makes me sad. Okay, it’s decided! Kazuma, starting tomorrow I won’t help you make money!”

"I'm sorry, I was wrong!"

Sato Kazuma immediately slid down the track.

Anyone who is not an idiot will know that they must not offend the logistics personnel, let alone a teammate like Zun Zun who is excellent in both logistics and combat... He is different from the stupid cup hero in Li Ben's light novel.

Wait a minute, could it be that the original industry produces so many rubbish novels about another world just to serve as a warning to these time travelers?

It really made me cry to death.

"By the way, where's Aqua? Did she escape too?"

Sato Kazuma thought of the stupid goddess who betrayed his teammates. Although he strongly condemned her behavior, if he put himself in her shoes, he would have had the same reaction at that time, so he decided to ask about her situation.

"Well..."

Zun Zun curled the corner of his mouth.

Aqua's experience was not much better than Sato Kazuma's. After all, as the adventurer with the second highest income without paying taxes, she was naturally warmly received by the civil servants.

"That guy thought of running back to the lake where we went to eat grilled fish and hiding at the bottom of the lake."

"Hey, that's a good idea, huh?"

After all, Aqua is the goddess of water. She can breathe in water like a fish without feeling uncomfortable. She can also use water to stop civil servants and hold on until they get off work.

Sato Kazuma rolled his eyes and complained, "Speaking of which, is it only at times like this that that guy's brain works so fast?"

"That's a good idea." Zun Zun spread his hands, "But that guy was forced into a small pond because there were so many people chasing him, and then those civil servants kept firing fire magic at the pond, intending to boil Aqua..."

Hey, could it be...

“Luckily, it was time to get off work while the heating was in progress, so they gave up. But that experience seemed to have really scared Aqua, and she kept crying... Now Megumin and Yunyun are comforting her.”

"This is truly a 'warm' reception!"

Sato Kazuma had never expected that this kingdom's civil servant would also use this method of annihilation.

"Come to think of it, your handcuffs haven't been removed yet."

Zun Zun was a little curious.

"This?" Sato Kazuma said angrily, "This idiot borrowed the handcuffs and threw the key in a corner of the mansion. When I asked the guard to unlock them, he said that in order to prevent the criminal from snatching the key, the key for each handcuff is different...!"

Darkness was a little embarrassed.

She knew that Sato Kazuma had the skills to steal, so in order to prevent the key from being stolen, she took the initiative to throw it in a corner of the mansion.

At the beginning, Sato Kazuma did want to steal the keys, but gradually things turned sour, until the underwear theft rampage happened.

"No, no, no, since it's a key, there must be a spare one, right? In the security bureau..."

"There's no spare one. That's why I said it's a different world..."

Zun Zun's expression was as speechless as Sato Kazuma's. Not only were the regulations of this kingdom bad, but the security was also terrible.

"...I see. In other words, you two are going to take a shower together, go to the bathroom together, and sleep together tonight? Wow, you two really have a great relationship."

"————!?"

After hearing these words, the two men froze visibly, obviously not having thought of this aspect.

Darkness blushed and raised her hand timidly, “Um, um…”

"Ahh, there's nothing I can do!"

Sato Kazuma suddenly shouted loudly, and said in a pretentious manner: "It's all someone's fault. I have to suffer this kind of suffering tonight. It's really unbearable! But after all, I have a broad mind, so I will forgive you." His reluctance and hypocritical posturing were vividly displayed.

Darkness moved her mouth but said nothing, as if she had accepted the fact that she would be sleeping in the same bed with him tonight.

Seeing this, Sato Kazuma immediately became more aggressive.

"Ah, let me make it clear in advance! I must take a bath tonight! Because I brought back a high-end bubble bath from the Kingdom of Elrod. The handcuffs are so short that I have no choice but to let you in. You're in luck!"

"Yes, I'm sorry..."

"Also! It doesn't matter if I use my right hand when eating, but I like to use my left hand when I go to the toilet! Or rather, I also use my left hand when I oop! How about this, you come and help me..."

As he spoke, his voice became smaller and smaller.

Darkness lowered her head and trembled all over. Just when Sato Kazuma thought he had gone too far and was ready to be beaten, he didn’t expect—

“Kazuma, Kazuma!”

“Yes, I’m Kazuma!”

"You're not planning to take advantage of me taking a shower to touch my whole body! And then use the excuse of going to the bathroom to let me touch you there! Or even use my body to do this and that late at night because you can't stand the loneliness...!"

"...I won't go that far."

After all, Sato Kazuma is a useless boy who has the desire but not the courage to do something bad. He would be scared as long as Darkness hits him with a simple attack. How could he dare to do such a thing?

"But you must remember to serve me well tonight..."

There was a click.

Before he could finish, he heard some crisp sound. He lowered his head and found that the handcuffs had been opened by Zun Zun.

"……what?"

“What’s wrong? You really don’t like being with Darkness, so I just opened it for you.”

"That's not what I meant!"

Sato Kazuma completely collapsed.

You see, even if it is really solved, you are unwilling to do it again.

Darkness was slightly stunned. She asked in surprise: "Zun Zun, how did you open it?"

"The lock core was forcibly destroyed."

Zun Zun held up the handcuffs with white smoke coming out of the keyhole.

After all, the inside of this thing is nothing but hard steel or ore. It's okay to deal with ordinary people, but it's useless against Zun Zun even if it's Adamantite.

“Phew, anyway, thank you, Master. If tonight really turns out to be a night that I have to spend with Kazuma, I, I will definitely…!”

Darkness’ cheeks flushed as she fell into delusion.

Sato Kazuma still hasn't come to his senses.

Zun Zun patted his shoulder and said with a smile: "You're welcome, Kazuma. This is a return gift for you."

“——Did you do this on purpose!?” Sato Kazuma reacted immediately, “Just because Aqua and I accidentally caught you and Huihui on a date, that’s why you treated me like this? Anyway, what you did was not a date at all, it was more like a kids’ outing!”

"What did you say!?"

This guy becomes outspoken at times like this, and Zun Zun plans to teach him a lesson.

The two of them clasped their hands together.

“Kazuma, you actually chose to compete with me in strength. Have you forgotten that although I am a great magician, my arm strength is on par with Darkness? Besides, you can’t even beat Megumin in arm wrestling, and you still want to compete with me!?”

"Of course I know about this kind of thing, but I also have an idea! Absorbing touch!"

A powerful suction force came from Sato Kazuma's hands. It was the lich magic skill he learned from Wiz.

“It hurts—”

Zun Zun couldn't help but howl, "Wait, wait a minute, this is so weird! I'm a God Slayer, and my physique shouldn't be affected by any magic from the outside world. Why would a mere absorption touch have an effect on me!?"

“Hehehe, don’t you think I haven’t thought about this? It’s about priority! You’ve played the game before, right? The result is obviously that my skills are faster!”

Sato Kazuma smiled cunningly.

In fact, not only that, it is not true that the God Slayer is immune to magic. To be precise, he is immune to weak magic, so powerful magic still has an effect on him.

“But it’s okay!”

“It hurts so much——————”

"I'm not Darkness. I won't let you go no matter what tricks you use. Just accept your defeat!"

"I do not want it!"

Sato Kazuma resisted stubbornly. He knew very well that he could not defeat Zun Zun. Even if the absorption touch was effective, his extraordinary recovery ability would not allow him to fight a protracted battle. Therefore, he had to use his ultimate move at this time -

"Steal!"

He reached out to Zun Zun!
Then--

"Forgot you're a vacuum person!!!"

(End of this chapter)