The legend of the Crimson Demon clan started from Suqing.
Chapter 477 You Have Been Hit By A Monkey
Chapter 477 You Have Been Hit By A Monkey
the next morning.
"Give it back to me! Give me back the Schneider I worked so hard to train, you murderous NEET!"
"I've already helped you get through to the same place, can you just be patient? I can't do anything about it even if you're already dead!"
Sato Kazuma and Aqua were arguing with each other in the living room.
"What are you doing?"
Zun Zun looked at Aqua who was crying and making a fuss, and was more interested in the murder case she talked about.
“Kazuma, if you accidentally killed someone, it would be better for you to turn yourself in. It’s okay, I will gratefully accept the ownership of your property and goods.”
"No way! I didn't kill anyone!"
Sato Kazuma shouted in panic, and then recounted what had happened.
Zun Zun was slightly stunned after hearing this and said, "In other words, you accidentally killed the game character trained by Aqua, but you didn't actually kill anyone?"
"That's right. I can't help it. Who knows that game console doesn't have a save mode?"
Sato Kazuma was slightly unhappy.
The so-called game console was found in the underground hangar of the Crimson Devil Village, and it was made by the Crimson Devil clan's Lao Deng. Because it was an incomplete replica, it had the defect of not being able to save the game.
“Listen carefully, Aqua. Schneider must be living well in the other world right now. He may have even defeated the Demon King and become a hero that everyone praises.”
“…Really? Is Schneider living well in the other world?”
"Very good, very good. He might even have a harem of beautiful girls and live a happy life, so don't think about that guy anymore."
"I see!"
Seeing Sato Kazuma teasing Aqua like a fool, Zun Zun couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth. He didn't expect that the stupid goddess was so easy to fool.
But since both parties are satisfied, he won't say anything more.
"By the way, Zun Zun, where are you going?" Sato Kazuma looked at the handsomely dressed Zun Zun and asked curiously, "Why are you getting up so early in the morning? Is there something going on?"
"how to say……"
"Zun Zun, are you ready?"
Before I could explain, I heard a girl's questioning voice from behind me.
I turned around and saw it was Huihui.
The beautifully dressed girl walked over quickly and naturally took Zun Zun's arm, looking very intimate, and said, "I'm ready, let's go."
“Oh. By the way, Kazuma, Aqua, we won’t be back at noon today. As for the evening… it depends on the situation.”
"What about dinner?"
“We’ll eat outside.”
"I understand. I'll tell Darkness."
Aqua waved her hand perfunctorily. Her attention was on the game console. Zun Zun didn't care either. Satou Kazuma was still here. So after saying goodbye to the two of them, he went out with Huihui.
"…So suspicious, really so suspicious!"
Sato Kazuma bit his thumb, looking as if he was having an affair, and stared at the door that was gradually closing.
Aqua glanced at him and turned her attention back to the game console. She said, "What's wrong, Kazuma? Do you want to go out for dinner tonight? Sure, call Darkness and Yunyun, and we'll go to the guild for a drink tonight."
"No! That's not what I'm talking about!"
"Why are you shouting so loudly?"
“Aqua, don’t you understand? A young man and woman dressed up beautifully and went out so intimately early in the morning. It’s obvious that they are on a date! On top of that, they said they won’t be back for dinner that night… Doesn’t that mean they should create an atmosphere in a romantic restaurant at night, and then go to a hotel…!”
Sato Kazuma said this madly.
He is jealous!
I have to say, he was really jealous!
I thought that coming to a different world would open a new chapter, that I would shine in the Adventurer's Guild, defeat many powerful enemies and receive rich rewards, and finally start a large harem and begin the rest of my life.
But this is the case now.
Although I have a good relationship with the perverted female knight, but...wait a minute, it seems that Huihui has a bigger problem with her brain?
Well, I'm not jealous anymore.
“Aqua, let’s just follow them quietly. They are not yet adults! For their physical and mental health, it is our responsibility to let them have healthy relationships!… Hey, are you listening to me? Listen to me, you stupid goddess!”
"Ah! My Snyder II!"
"If you don't listen to me, I'll kick your game console away, idiot!"
"You already kicked it!"
A scream was heard from the flying game console. Snyder No. 2, who had finally leveled up, died and was reincarnated into another world to accompany Snyder No. 1.
After Sato Kazuma repeatedly assured her that he would train Schneider-3, Aqua reluctantly agreed to accompany him to follow Zunzun and Huihui.
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In fact, Sato Kazuma guessed correctly. Zunzun and Huihui were indeed going on a date, and it was Huihui who took the initiative to propose the date.
Because the two of them haven't been alone together during this period, they thought of sneaking out.
This sense of betrayal in hiding something from one's companions...
Don't tell me, it's quite exciting.
But after coming out, the two were in a dilemma. It was true that they didn't know what a date was.
Even though he has lived three lives, in his previous life he was afraid of being teased by bad women and kept his distance from the opposite sex. In his previous life, it was a family marriage, and the so-called dating was just a social etiquette. He has no experience at all in this life.
"Meihui, what are you going to do on a date?"
"I don't know either. I'm not sure what to do on a date, but the book says that going to a beautiful place with your loved one, bringing your lunch box, and doing what you love is a date." "So, Huihui, what do you want to do now?"
"Come on!"
Like the explosive words "Do you want to start a game?" and "Let's start!", Huihui's face was filled with unsatisfied desire, and she invited Zun Zun with an extremely expectant expression. If you don't know the true meaning, there will definitely be some misunderstanding, but after 10 years of getting along, Zun Zun knows her thoughts very well.
"——Explosion!"
Explosion magic was fired towards the lake near Axel, and the ferocious destructive force exploded not far above the lake, and the shock wave caused the lake surface to ripple violently.
The raised lake water turned into mist and fell on the lakeside. The mist reflected the sunlight and created a colorful rainbow.
"Well, this slight vibration makes my body feel numb, and it's even more powerful than before. Plus the mist droplets produced by the explosion magic, it makes the fresh morning air more flavorful, and even adds a layer of art, the rainbow."
Zun Zun gave Huihui, who was lying on the ground, a thumbs up to give her affirmation.
"89 points!"
"--What!?"
Huihui, who was lying on the ground, stared at him in astonishment, obviously not satisfied with the score.
Does this count as a date?
In anime, movies and TV shows, dates are supposed to be at amusement parks, scenic spots or the like, where they kiss and foster feelings, and then have dinner in the evening facing the sunset or under the moonlight, with the charming and ambiguous atmosphere reaching its climax... and so on.
Zun Zun doesn’t quite understand other people, and he knows that this kind of date is a bit twisted, but as long as it suits them, isn’t it okay?
"Can you still move?"
"Maybe we have to wait a while...ah, it's icy and cool, so comfortable."
Huihui, lying on the ground, is receiving treatment.
Zun Zun's immortal essence can heal lost physical strength and magic power, which is very useful to Huihui now. Unfortunately, he is not an adventurer and cannot learn the lich's Absorption Touch skill.
"Ok?"
Suddenly I found fish washed ashore by the current.
This shouldn't have happened, but it did happen under the influence of Huihui's powerful explosive magic shock wave. After seeing these fat fish, Zun Zun knew that today's lunch was settled.
Eat grilled fish outdoors at noon.
If it was a date, it would have been a big minus point. However, with Zun Zun's inexplicable superb skills, the ordinary grilled fish exuded an ultimate fragrance. I guess it could be on par with someone with a chef system.
“But I’m a little discouraged.”
"What happened all of a sudden?"
“Because I got 89 points.”
"You're still struggling with this."
According to Huihui, every time she went out with Darkness, Yunyun, and Aqua, she could get very high scores, but Zun Zun only gave her 89 points, which made her a little unwilling.
“Maybe my vision has become higher.”
Fighting against many powerful enemies, Zun Zun's strength is rising rapidly, especially in "God Slayer" where he completed a leap and has completely become inhuman.
"Oh, I can't pretend I didn't hear that."
Huihui gave a dangerous look.
She hated to hear anyone belittling explosion magic, so Zun Zun's arrogant remarks made her very unhappy.
Zun Zun also looked at her with amusement.
"No, no, no, even if you are unhappy, what I said is the truth. My white horse can easily evaporate the lake water here."
"My explosion magic is also OK, but I just used less power."
"My wild boar can knock down a mountain easily."
"My explosion magic can also do that."
"My lightning can change the weather."
"My explosion magic can also do that."
This kind of "you were beaten by a monkey" rhetoric really makes people feel a little uncomfortable, and the more important thing is -
"The power of the Venerable has various restrictions, but my explosion magic has none, I can use it whenever I want!"
……what?
Wait a minute, something doesn't seem right.
It is clearly a very powerful power, but in Huihui's mouth it becomes useless. But if you think about it carefully, it seems to be true.
Each of Zun Zun's powers has great limitations. Not only that, the golden sword he relies on most is also passively sealed because he has come to a different world - there is no mythological foundation or circulation, and he cannot weave words.
In other words, he was like Megumin, Darkness, and Aqua, and he only played high-level games. Of course, that was without using ordinary magic and fairy spirits.
"Most importantly, my explosion magic can be cast instantly!"
Looking at the little loli with her chest puffed out and a proud look on her face, Zun Zun soon felt relieved.
This is a funny novel.
Comparing combat power is the stupidest thing.
"Yes, yes, you are right."
"What's your attitude? Are you just trying to fool me or do you think what I said is wrong? I'm going to get angry!"
"Why are you angry?"
Huihui seemed to feel that Zun Zun looked down on her, and felt unhappy so she pounced on him and the two of them started to fight.
(End of this chapter)
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