Chapter 436 Gold Underpants Cool Ass

evening.

Darkness and Aqua were decorating the mansion, Zun Zun was cooking, Alice was helping out, and Sato Kazuma was setting up barriers around the house to prevent monster attacks at night.

To be honest, Zun Zun was curious why he didn't use teleportation magic to go back, but drove the dragon car back and forth? If he was worried about magic power, then Zun Zun could afford it.

result--

"I'll be alone in the castle, unable to go out and talk to anyone, and unable to act capriciously. It's too depressing. So, although it's a bit of an excessive request, can you please accompany me? Or... no?"

Hearing Alice say this, Zun Zun immediately said that there was no problem.

Although he was a little bored of sitting in the carriage all the time, he felt comfortable with Alice around, and gradually he began to enjoy the days of stopping and going to enjoy the scenery.

"It smells so good. Although it's a bit pungent, it smells really good."

Alice twitched her upturned little nose and said with a little sparkle in her eyes, "Zun Zun's cooking skills are really good! Can I ask what we're having for dinner tonight?"

"We're having Mapo Tofu tonight!"

Zun Zun wanted to make this well-known dish when he came here, but unfortunately there were no conditions to make tofu on the road. He could not buy tofu until he arrived at the capital of Elrod, so he planned to teach Alice how to make it.

"Really, it smells so good..."

“It’s so mouth-watering!”

“Darkness, Aqua, are you done?”

"Of course!"

After finishing their work, the two people stared at the red tofu in the pot. The spicy and pungent smell made their mouths water.

"You're right! This question... is it Mapo Tofu? To be honest, I haven't eaten Mapo Tofu made in the school cafeteria since I stopped attending high school. I surprisingly miss it. But this tastes even better than the one in the school cafeteria."

Sato Kazuma also just came out of the forest.

I don't know if it was the scent that attracted him.

"Oh, Greedy Kazuma. You don't have to expose your experience of not attending school and being a otaku at home during high school. It will only make people laugh if you tell them."

"You don't have to point it out, useless goddess!"

The two of them were still bad-mouthing each other.

However, when the delicious Mapo Tofu was put into their mouths, the two of them kept spouting gorgeous words of praise. It seems that food can really change people.

"The beef filling is golden red and crispy, and each one melts in your teeth. The tofu is white as jade, with sharp edges and corners, and it breaks into pieces with a pinch. The garlic sprouts are emerald green and blue, and the oily luster is very vivid. They are all cooked through and have no raw taste..."

Darkness once again transformed into a gourmet and kept commenting on the delicious food made by Zun Zun.

Alice's little mouth also became rosy as she ate, and her tongue stuck out.

She doesn't seem to be very good at spicy food.

But because it was so delicious, I couldn’t bear to give it up.

"——Thank you for the hospitality!" X4
“Poor hospitality.”

After dinner, Zun Zun made some black tea, and the few of them waited quietly and happily for the sunset to completely fall into the horizon.

“By the way! Have you reserved some for Huihui and Yunyun? By the way, are they both okay?”

“I really hope you can think about them before eating, Kazuma.”

“Well…I’m sorry.”

After hearing this, Sato Kazuma could only scratch his head in embarrassment, while Zun Zun just smiled.

"It's okay, they're fine."

"Then why don't you wake up?"

"How can I explain this..."

Zun Zun considered his words carefully and explained in a way that Aqua could understand, "Kazuma, have you ever eaten too much by mistake and felt very sleepy?"

"You mean... Carbon halo?"

“That’s right. Taking in a large amount of carbohydrates in a short period of time will cause blood to circulate in the stomach, so the brain, which lacks blood, will feel sluggish. Although the form is different, the principle is the same. After Huihui and Yunyun took in a lot of nutrients, they subconsciously fell into a deep sleep and tried to absorb them. There is nothing wrong with them.”

"I see."

Aqua looked as if she had suddenly realized something.

Sato Kazuma was surprised and asked, "What, Aqua, you actually understood?"

"Why do you say that? What do you think of me?"

"I'm just surprised that you understood. I'm not mocking you on purpose."

"This is a deliberate mockery!"

The stupid goddess screamed.

“But as for Kazuma, it’s hard to say.” Zun Zun said with a smile: “After all, Kazuma’s physical fitness is even worse than Huihui’s.”

"...Thank you for your reminder. I will continue to work hard."

Sato Kazuma said this without any emotion.

Darkness was also relieved. “I see. It’s great that Megumin and Yunyun are fine. I feel relieved now.”

"Yeah, I'm relieved." Sato Kazuma stretched and said, "Maybe I ate too much at night. After hearing what Zunzun said, I feel a little sleepy too."

“Huh—, me too.”

Aqua yawned.

"Ah, then you two should go to bed. I will keep watch tonight."

"Please, Zun Zun."

"I'll take over the shift in the second half of the night."

Aqua and Satou Kazuma said so.

Zun Zun planned to modify Darkness's armor tonight, so he decided to sleep later.

"that……"

"Aqua?" When he was getting ready to work, Aqua sneaked over again, with an expression as if she wanted to say something but hesitated.

"Why? It's not like you to be so shy."

"Actually, regarding my gift..."

"what?"

"If possible, can you please not make them into golden underwear? To be honest, my butt would feel very cold. And it's hard to hide the gold. You'll see yellow mosaics, which will look like yellow poop. If it causes misunderstandings, wouldn't it be like saying, 'Hey, why are you wearing poop underwear?'...Will this make me lose my status as a goddess?"

...What on earth is this guy talking about!?
I don't understand her train of thought.

"A-Aqua!?"

Darkness obviously didn’t expect her to say that.

Zun Zun was also speechless.

Perhaps sensing that something was wrong with the atmosphere, Aqua quickly slipped away in embarrassment, leaving the others with a headache.

"Leave her alone and carry on."

"oh oh……"

Darkness's requirements were relatively simple. She hoped that the armor would not have too many decorations, but she also did not want the armor to be golden, because that would make her look arrogant and domineering.

And Zun Zun said, "If that happens, wouldn't it arouse more hostility from others, and make them look down on you even more? Don't you like that?" After that, the pervert Darkness actually considered it seriously.

After that, Zun Zun was left to his own devices. His only request was that he should not wear the family crest of the Dustinis family, that was all.

Perhaps because of Zun Zun's intervention and his connections, Darkness did not become fond of using his family to achieve his goals and still wanted to prove himself.

However, in Zun Zun's opinion, she deliberately did not do so because she was too abnormal and it would be easy for her to bring discredit to her family.

Alice and Darkness were amazed at Zun Zun's craftsmanship.

In fact, as a magic tool master, just like a craftsman artist, he is basically proficient in painting, mathematics, etc., so making armor is no problem at all.

Gold has good ductility and stability, so Zun Zun made Darkness's armor stronger and more resistant to magical attacks of all attributes - except explosion magic.

The overall color has not changed and it is still pure white.

But after being inlaid with gold edges, the armor looks more luxurious and noble, and further away from the nature of the perverted female knight.

"Alice's armor... never mind."

Alice's armor was very gorgeous, similar to the holy sword Curry Stick she held. It was probably also some kind of artifact... Zun Zun did not ask, because that would be like asking for trouble.

"Respected?"

"No, it's nothing."

The armor is complete... No, it should be considered enchanting, so it's not that difficult. Next...

"Zun Zun, what else are you going to do?"

"Help Aqua create equipment."

“W-what!? Are they golden underwear? Please let me experience them too! No, I must try this risk first. After all, I am the Crusader of the team, and I should do this kind of dangerous work! You’re welcome, leave it all to me!”

"Wipe the saliva from the corners of your mouth before you say that."

Zun Zun rolled his eyes.

Did this guy really think he was going to make golden underwear? And for the perverted female knight, this was not a dangerous job, but a reward.

"That……"

“Just like you, Darkness, just help her enchant the magic wand.”

Aqua's true identity is a goddess.

Since her stats would never increase even if she leveled up, and she had so many skill points that they could be wasted at will, the only way Zun Zun could think of to strengthen herself was to enchant her magic staff.

However, to the goddess, this was just an optional option.

A little discouraged.

Like Darkness's armor, Aqua's magic wand was also enchanted, and the task was completed quickly.

"Hmm, I'm a little tired."

Zun Zun stretched himself lazily.

“Yeah, it’s been a long time.” Darkness looked at the dim sky and asked curiously, “Speaking of which, Kazuma, what are you going to do?”

"You should think carefully about Kazuma. After all, he is relatively weak, and ordinary weapons are not effective against him. To be honest, he is the most troublesome guy."

"Don't say that. But if Brother knew that Zun Zun cared about him so much, he would definitely be touched."

"probably."

Zun Zun smiled and touched Alice's little head.

"——Oh right!" He seemed to have suddenly thought of something and took out a gift box from the alien space, "I forgot about this thing."

"this is……"

"A gift from Prince Levi?"

This was the gift that Prince Levi gave to Zun Zun when they left.

“I don’t know what’s inside.”

"It must be something of great value."

"After all, it's a wealthy casino country."

After hearing this, Zun Zun opened the gift box with some excitement, and then saw a completely green gem sitting in the middle.

"this is……"

"Not good, I have a bad feeling."

Just as he finished speaking, he saw the green orb transform into a black vortex and suck Zun Zun in.

"——Huh!?" X2
The two people, who were alone, stood there in a daze.

(End of this chapter)

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