Chapter 385 Wedding Trouble
The interior of the sanctuary is spacious.

The floor is covered with red carpet and the walls are decorated with solemn decorations, highlighting the central altar and the bride and groom.

There were about 50 participants, all of them were iconic beauties and all wore formal dresses, creating a gorgeous and charming scene.

It would be perfect if these people's faces had some human emotions and didn't look like dolls being manipulated at will.

In sharp contrast.

It was Emilia standing in front of the altar, wearing a white wedding dress.

Her long, shining silver hair was adorned with ornaments, and she was extraordinarily beautiful in a pure white dress. In addition to the fact that the wedding dress significantly improved a girl's appearance, she also had a distinct expression on her face, which was different from other girls.

“What an awesome EMT!”

Natsuki Subaru roared excitedly, then looked around and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Looks like we've caught up."

"Rather, the timing is right."

The groom, the Archbishop of Greed, had red eyes, his breath became stronger, and his anger seemed to have reached a critical point. After seeing who was coming, he opened his mouth unhappily and glared at Natsuki Subaru.

"It's you. Are you the one that the hateful woman had an affair with?"

The two had met in the square before, and it was at that time that the Archbishop of Greed snatched Emilia away, but now it was Emilia who was the unfaithful one.

"It's really hard to understand. A girl as ugly as you dumped me and chose you. Are her eyes made of glass beads?"

"If you say it's like a gem. Also, although I know my appearance is not that good, there are girls who like this type of me! ... Although they are relatively few."

Natsuki Subaru curled his lips.

He knew that Emilia didn't care about other people's appearance but their nature, but he still felt uncomfortable to be told so by an outsider, and the explanation seemed pale.

“Shut up. The celebration is about to turn into a mourning ceremony. You are ready to change from being guests to being mourned… Ah, but you over there, I can choose to let you go.”

The Archbishop of Desire pointed at Zun Zun.

"Huh? Me?"

"That's right. I've decided that since this cheating woman doesn't want to be my wife, then you will be my wife. As expected, this special number should be inherited by you."

"Are you... serious?"

Even Natsuki Subaru was shocked by the other party's words.

Zun Zun, who has a divine body, is so handsome that no one, including Emilia, can beat him, even though he is only wearing ordinary clothes now.

But the key point is -

"I know you have unnecessary misunderstandings about Zun Zun, but he is not what you think... Don't be afraid of what I am going to say next. In fact, Zun Zun is a boy."

"Boy, boy... boy...? It's actually a boy? How dare you tease my innocence? Did you do it on purpose? You must have done it on purpose. You planned it for this moment for a long time. You want to see your prank succeed with a smug expression. Do you know what you are doing? You are infringing on my rights!"

The Archbishop of Greed covered his distorted face and kept muttering to himself.

Obviously Zun Zun did nothing, but he claimed to be an innocent person and said that he was humiliated.

"This guy is an idiot."

"Well, it's an idiot."

Zun Zun and Natsuki Subaru nodded.

"Shut up!" The Archbishop of Desire glared at the two of them and shouted, "How dare you, a flawed person like you, lecture me who has enough!?"

The obvious pity made him unbearable and he became agitated and resorted to strong measures.

The moment he kicked the floor, a torrent of destruction shattered the temple and rushed towards Zun Zun and the others. This destructive force that turned all the building materials into debris rushed straight towards them.

“Subaru, get out of the way.”

"Oh oh oh-"

Natsuki Subaru grabbed the collar of his brother and threw him towards Emilia. He then turned around and clashed with the Archbishop of Greed with the black and white lightsabers in his hands.

It must be said that his fighting skills were terrible, almost no different from a fight with a child, and he was simply kicked away by Zun Zun.

"Very good--"

"Not allowed to move!"

Before Natsuki Subaru could cheer for Zun Zun, the Archbishop of Greed reached out his hand to the girls in the audience - he had just been kicked over here and quickly got up.

He pointed at the girls and threatened Zun Zun and the others, "If they dare to do anything suspicious, they will die!"

The girls who were being pointed at were all dressed up carefully, but they did not show any human reaction at all. They just looked at the dispute in front of them with indifferent and emotionless eyes.

In this situation, I don’t know whether to say that they are bold or that they are really dolls who can only breathe.

But the key to the problem is -

"Who are they?"

"They are all my beloved wives, all beautiful girls who can respond to my love. Do you want to kill them who have done nothing wrong? Do you dare, you despicable man?"

"…Is there something wrong?" Natsuki Subaru didn't know which of his words were true. In short, his words were totally inconsistent. Why did the Archbishop of Greed use his own wife to threaten Zun Zun and the others? Did he get the cause and effect wrong?
"Although I know it vaguely, there is no way to communicate at all."

"I don't want them to die. But if you resist, I will kill them. Starting from the one at the side, I will kill them one by one in order... You are monsters forcing me to do such a cruel thing."

"It's not as if we ever threatened you like that."

"Stop making excuses! Yes, I was the one who did it. But it was you who made me do it. It was your malice that killed them. You simply used me to kill people. Don't try to evade the responsibility for killing them, you murderers!"

The Archbishop of Greed gnashed his teeth and glared at Zun Zun and Natsuki Subaru with hatred.

This guy means business.

He truly believed in his own contradictory theories and reveled in his sense of mission to enforce justice.

baffling.

The Archbishop of Greed seemed to think that he had to kill them to protect his wife's loyalty, just like a true good husband and a heroic man.

Another world version of Farewell My Concubine?

If possible, Natsuki Subaru really wanted to save them, but now the situation was controlled by the other party, even Zun Zun could——

Suddenly, when the Archbishop of Greed was immersed in his own world, Zun Zun had already rushed over.

"Eh?"

Not only Natsuki Subaru, but even the Archbishop of Greed did not expect that someone would actually disregard the safety of ordinary people and rush up to attack him.

Isn't he afraid of himself?
"Wait, Zun Zun——"

Before Natsuki Subaru could scream, Zun Zun's lightsaber had already slashed towards the Archbishop of Greed's neck, scaring him so much that he quickly took a step back.

Although he was invincible and didn't need to dodge, he was still frightened by the momentum.

It was this step that gave Zun Zun the space to maneuver. While the sword missed, he kicked him onto the ceiling, and a large number of stone fragments fell onto the altar of the temple.

Surprisingly, even when Zun Zun’s sword nearly touched the beautiful women in the audience, they showed no expression.

The Archbishop of Greed quickly stood up.

He was standing on the altar at the front of the church, forming a triangle with Emilia and Natsuki Subaru on the left, and Zun Zun and his wives on the right.

“…I’ll tell you!”

The Archbishop of Greed stood up and without even bothering to flick off the gravel on his body, he yelled at Zun Zun in an angry and impatient tone.

"Don't you know how to judge the situation? I should have been the one who pushed you into a desperate situation just now, right? I was the one who used my resolute eyes to drive away the despicable enemy and proved my true character as a husband to many wives. Everyone believed that I was right. But... you deliberately sabotaged it!"

He glared at Zun Zun fiercely.

The script just now was indeed as the Archbishop of Greed said, a good opportunity for him to show his true colors as a husband, but this guy was completely wrong in both his actions and words.

Seeing that Zun Zun remained silent, Bishop Greed became a little impatient.

"Say something."

"——I said!"

"Eh?"

As soon as Zun Zun opened his mouth, he used the same tone as Archbishop Greed, with the same impatience. If it weren't for the difference in the tone, one would have thought it was the same person.

"Haven't you heard that villains die because they talk too much? Are you a chatterbox? You keep talking. Are you a child? No matter what you say, you must get a response one by one. Besides, we are already despicable enemies, why should we care about your wife's life or death? Or is there really something wrong with your brain that you can't understand the interests involved? Do I have to explain it clearly?"

“You, you…!”

The handsome face of the Archbishop of Greed was distorted terribly.

"Um... Subaru, is Zunzun such a person?"

"How should I put it...it should be my nature."

Emilia and Natsuki Subaru were a little frightened by this venomous tone.

Zun Zun was originally a sharp-tongued person, and coupled with the fact that the Archbishop of Greed was as simple-minded and innocent as a child, the impact of this back and forth on him was undoubtedly huge.

"Ahh, I'm tired of it."

The Archbishop of Greed seemed to be fed up with this and sighed deeply, as if he was facing a gorilla that did not understand his thoughts and with which he had no way of communicating.

"Not only did you come here to kill me, you also wanted to alienate the relationship between me and my wife. You really should be expelled. There is no need to say anything more to you."

"You made a mistake."

"What? Are you trying to say that you don't intend to kill me? Stop kidding. You and what you just did have seriously violated my rights. This is extremely bad behavior. I will never forgive you no matter what!"

"No, no, no, I really don't mean to kill you."

Zun Zun opened his mouth slowly and explained:
"This is a wedding prank, a custom in my hometown. It is a blessing to drive away the devil in the bridal chamber with the sound of jokes and laughter, and to protect the couple who are about to get married. In other words, this is my blessing. However, you completely reject my kindness. What does this mean? Are you despising me? Or do you have a problem with my blessing?"

In the cathedral, the slowly raised black and white lightsabers reflected the distorted face of the Archbishop of Greed, which was sometimes bright and sometimes dark.

(End of this chapter)

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