The legend of the Crimson Demon clan started from Suqing.

Chapter 109: Zun Zun: I won the resurrection match
One week after defeating the Headless Horseman.

Zun Zun is dead.

Without any precautions or worries, he died inexplicably.

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This is a dark space.

It was pitch black outside and nothing could be seen. The only thing he could see clearly was the area within three meters where he was. The source of the light was the goddess sitting opposite him, who was wearing priest-like clothing. She was emitting a hazy light all over her body.

Zun Zun knew who she was and had seen her portrait.

——Eris, the goddess of luck.

She is the successor god after Aqua was taken to the underworld, and is also the true form of Chris.

Even Zun Zun had to admit that the moment he saw Eris, he was completely stunned and his brain stopped working.

The man and the god stood there staring at each other.

I don’t know how long it took.

Eris seemed unable to endure the silence. She scratched the scar on her cheek awkwardly and whispered, "Zun, Zun Zun? Um, um... I'm very embarrassed to tell you that you're dead."

"hiss----!"

Zun Zun leaned back tactically in his chair.

He began to try hard to recall whether he had done anything strange, and whether his death was caused by him. But no matter how he searched, he could not find any relevant memories. Did he lose his memory?
"…Goddess, may I ask how I died?"

"Dead by the curse of the Headless Horseman."

"--what!?"

Only then did Zun Zun suddenly remember that the Headless Knight had released a curse on himself that would kill him in a week in order to make Huihui feel condemned in her heart.

But he is not...!
The Headless Horseman is not dead, so it's okay.

But that curse was too weird. Why was there no feedback at all? I didn't feel any pain and just died in a daze.

If he had known this, he would have gone to find the stupid goddess to cleanse the curse!

Wait, am I not a god?

How can I, a god, be afraid of a small curse? What's the difference between this and the devil being poked in the anus by a small wooden stick, causing hemorrhoids to rupture and die suddenly?
"I can't admit it!"

"……Eh?"

“Goddess Eris, you should know that I’m a reincarnated being, and the cheat I chose is the body of a god, so the curse of a mere Demon King’s Army cadre shouldn’t be effective, right!?”

Zun Zun stared at Eris with burning eyes, asking her to give him a reasonable explanation.

Eris paused and said, "That... Zun Zun, although you chose the Goddess' Body as a plug-in, you need to be mature to resist the curse, and you are currently only in the infancy stage. It is also probably related to your low level. After all, there is a big gap between your level and that of the Dullahan."

Infancy? Maturity?
Are there perfect and ultimate forms? Am I a Digimon?
“Eh? Wait a minute, Goddess Eris, what did you just say?”

"You are currently only in infancy..."

"No, the previous sentence."

"Although I chose the Goddess' Body as the plug-in..."

MD, Aqua!

Zun Zun was so angry that he kicked the chair under his butt down, then he obediently picked up the chair, sat on it, and covered his face with his hands, feeling uncomfortable.

"Zun Zun, are you okay?"

“…I demand compensation.”

He made a muffled sound, and Eris didn't hear it for a moment.

"what?"

"I demand compensation!"

Zun Zun suddenly shouted: "The plug-in I want is clearly the body of a god, but it turned into the body of a goddess! Not only that, it is clearly reincarnation but it turned into rebirth, and it is even in the childhood stage, and it can't even resist a mere curse! I won't do it! I demand compensation, I demand compensation!!!"

He suddenly began to roll on the ground, looking unreasonable.

Don't worry about whether it's reasonable or not, just make a fuss.

“Please, please don’t do this! Please!”

Eris looked distressed.

It must be unfair to take over Aqua's mess. Not to mention the unexpected reincarnations like Zun Zun, the sacred artifacts scattered around the world of "Moqing" also brought a lot of impacts, and she has to take care of all of these.

Although I sympathize with her, if she didn't do this, Zun Zun would have to die.

"I want to be resurrected! I want to be resurrected!"

“Your Excellency!? But, but this is the rule of the heaven…”

"I don't care, I don't care, I don't care!"

“Respect, respect! Stop pulling my clothes! My snot… my snot is going to get on me, ah ah ah!”

Zun Zun pulled her long skirt and even wiped his nose on her skirt on purpose.

After a while of arguing, when the two sat on the chairs again, Eris was looking at him with an aggrieved expression as if she was about to cry.

It does seem a bit excessive.

"But we have to admit that this was your mistake, Goddess Eris?"

"That's right, that's right..."

Eris was thinking hard, holding her head and shaking it back and forth. She seemed to be really thinking about how Zun Zun could be resurrected according to the rules of heaven. To be honest, it was a bit cute.

Finally, she seemed to have made up her mind.

"...Zun Zun, do you know about the divine weapon? It is the cheat that other reincarnated people get, just like your goddess body."

"Oh, oh, I know."

For example, the skill Fantasy Creation of the Crimson Demon Clan's Laoden, the magic sword Gram of Miken Hibiki, and the goddess Aqua of Sato Kazuma, these are all cheats possessed by the reincarnated.

“If the reincarnated cheats are skills or something like that, it’s fine, but the props will remain in that world after the user dies. Artifacts are generally powerful props, and they will cause great harm to that world.” “I know that too... Wait, wait, Goddess Eris, you don’t mean...”

"As expected of the highly intelligent Crimson Demons, they understand everything at once."

Eris smiled softly.

She put her hands together and made a sincere plea, saying, "There are too many artifacts scattered around in that world. If they are used by someone with ulterior motives, it might cause big problems. So I hope you can help collect them, okay?"

Obviously this is a trade-off.

Zun Zun allowed himself to be resurrected, but the condition was that he helped collect the artifacts.

Under normal circumstances, this is undoubtedly a decision that benefits both parties, but when I think about how I was tricked to death by the body of the goddess, I feel like I have lost out.

“Hmm…Hmm…Hmm!”

"I'm sorry, this is the best way I can think of. If you don't agree, then according to the rules of heaven, you will have to reincarnate. But I can promise you that you will be reincarnated into a wealthy and powerful family." Eris made a suggestion.

Ah? Are we going to live that plain and boring life of the rich again?

Honestly, I'm a bit tired of it.

After struggling for a long time, Zun Zun sighed helplessly and said, "Okay, I'll answer..."

Before he could utter the word "should", a water-blue light suddenly appeared on the dark ceiling.

"Zunzun? Hey, Zunzun! Did you hear that?"

"Hey, is that Aqua?"

“——Aqua-senpai!?”

Eris stared at the empty space with her eyes wide open, showing an expression of disbelief. She was probably also shocked that Aqua could open this space that only reincarnated people could.

"Zun Zun, why did you die inexplicably? I have cast a resurrection magic on your body, you can come back here. There should be a goddess in front of you now, ask her to conjure a door leading to this side."

Aqua's arrogant and unreasonable voice echoed in this space.

Zun Zun and Eris looked at each other.

Then--

"Goddess Eris, thank you for your hospitality. I will be leaving now."

"Wait, wait! You can't leave!"

"Why, Aqua has resurrected me."

"A-Anyway...you can't revive using this method!"

I don't know why Eris suddenly started to act like a spoiled brat.

Zun Zun scratched his head and shouted to the sky: "Hey, Aqua! Goddess Eris said that I can't be resurrected using this method. What should I do?"

“What—? Eris? Ah, she’s the goddess of this world, in charge of the poor and remote areas! But she’s worshipped as the goddess of luck in this world, and she’s become so proud that she’s turned into currency! I say, my Lord, if Eris keeps talking nonsense, I’ll take away her bra pads…!”

"I know! I'll open the door, I will open the door! Don't say anything more!"

Eris covered her chest with her hands, blushing, to prevent Zun Zun from seeing whether she had pads or not, and snapped her fingers. With this action, a plain white door suddenly appeared in front of her.

"Aqua-senpai is still so unreasonable."

Eris muttered to herself, then said, "Okay, now we can go to the mortal world... I'll complete the formalities later. Anyway, my dear, please don't forget our agreement."

"Oh, oh...Okay."

She was talking about looking for the artifact.

"I don't follow the procedures. This is the first time I've done anything like this. Also, you must keep the matter of the artifact a secret from others."

Eris closed her eyes mischievously and spoke in a brisk tone like a little devil.

I suddenly wanted to tease this goddess.

“…Goddess Eris, are you really a cushion person?”

"what?"

"It's... the cushion man."

Zun Zun gestured to his chest, then quickly opened the door and walked in before Eris suddenly came to her senses.

"Woo!"

In the dark space, only Eris was left, covering her chest with her hands, and said with tears in her eyes, "This is sexual harassment..."

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open one's eyes.

The noisy noises of the guild around him reminded him of the guild he had been in before.

And Zun Zun also saw familiar faces, Huihui, Youyou, Darkness, Aqua, and Sato Kazuma, all of whom looked at him with worried expressions.

I never thought that there would be a day when I would win the resurrection match.

"Thank you, Aqua."

"no problem, no problem."

Aqua said this and stretched out her hand in front of herself.

"This is……?"

"Money! Zun Zun, didn't you ask me to fill the plain? I've already finished the work, but when I came back, I found you dead! This won't do. If you die, who will pay me? Then I will resurrect you. So, pay me."

The stupid goddess looks stupid.

——I was a little touched just now, what a fool I am!
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ps: I have no intention of reposting, this is purely for comedy purposes, the main character is a boy, about 18 years old.

　I don't mean to repost, it's purely for the sake of comedy. The protagonist is a boy, and he is 18

　　
　
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